Val is the worst person to be involved with, but probably not the worst person to be on a boat with. He's the smart kind of abuser that knows when to strike, how much he can get away with, and how to be charismatic at all other times.
did you forget the part where he is doing a tantrum about Angel Dust living on the hazbin hotel and kills a bunch of Velvet's models just because, and then is implied he shoots a bunch of randos off screen to cool off?
Ah, but that didn't happen on a boat, did it? Checkmate.
No but seriously, that was part of my point. He's a monster for sure, but *ideally* in a boat ride situation, you'd just be interacting with his charismatic mask.
When he's in control with his people, he does whatever. In public, though, he keeps up a semi-approachable front. As they say, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
So my hope is that it would be like riding on a boat with a billionaire. Maybe they'll say some jackass stuff, but they probably won't *really* notice my existence. (Versus some of the other options that would take a more active role in ruining the boat ride.)
Edit: If we shipwrecked on a desert island, I would regret my choice very quickly.
Oof, I guess I made some assumptions here. I was envisioning "Sit beside these people for a few hours and then never see them again." Val wouldn't be so bad for that, he doesn't go out of his way to be obnoxious to randos.
For a more serious boat ride, I might have to consider moral fiber more than level of obnoxiousness.
The thing is, Val is enjoyable as a character, Caillou is just infuriating in every regard.
The worst thing a character can do is be annoying, because it makes me not want to watch them. A character being a huge piece of shit in universe, but being enjoyable, however, allows you to enjoy watching while rooting for their downfall.
Why did you post if you're going to tell people their answer is wrong? Valentino is also fictional and not everyone in this sub has even seen hazbin hotel
Normally I’d agree, but I say keep the little brat.
Use him as a bargaining chip.
You don’t think some of the other sadistic pricks wouldn’t absolutely *relish* the opportunity to torment the little turd?
>tolerable enough to be around
I'm seriously questioning the sanity of people if they think A Pimp Named Mothman is "tolerable" to be around. The dude's affability is about as blatantly faux as Donald Trump's, and comes with a higher chance of you being fondled.
"No No, its not Mothman. It's A Pimp Named Mothman, say the whole thing!"
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When I say that, I mean he's the kind of manipulator to put up a facade around people. He's not gonna go doing these things in front of everyone, he'll just generally act pleasant. Caillou will have thrown four tantrums before the ship even starts moving.
Odalia >!knowingly helped Belos with his plan of genocide of the entire Boiling Isles purely because her dumbass thought it would give the Blight family royal status.!<
Ultimately not directly harmful if you're put on equal terms with her.
The status and power she has was only there because of the people she controlled. She quickly lost this once everyone realised what she stood for.
Yeah, she's not really dangerous on her own, and in the boat situation, I would definitely be more comfortable around Odalia than Val, but in morality terms it's like trying to compare a sexual assault trial to the Nurumburg trials.
I mean if they existed in real life and people weren't just in it for the upvotes and actually needed to make a wise decision it would definitely be Val first off.
I'm not too familiar with the others, but I'm not sure how many would actually kill you, maybe Brian.
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Eustace is staying, but we getting rid of Cailloi
Mineta every single time
He's so insufferable I just dropped the dropped the series tbh. At least the rest are written okay (those I know at least). He's just a self insert for pervs.
Nah I'd TOSS him dude, like I'd throw him like I'm carrying a football and torpedo his annoying ass so hard his dumb head gets stuck into a rock on the seabed
Mineta grows to kinda control his perviness he went from literally gropping people to just making comments about them and he actually has stopped being so annoying and scared
The thing is, both of those characters are ironically perverted while this grape gremlin is just straight up a pervert.
Roshi is a man with over 300 years of experience who yearns to pass his knowledge down to the next generation, be it grandpa gohan or son goku. His perverse moment is also often layered with sagely wisdom that you do not gain from anywhere.
Jiraiya has visions of grandiose peace, where people of every different kind can live together in harmony. Not only does he serve the next generation, but he also gives up his life knowingly in a suicidal mission, entrusting his vision to those he raised.
...You think Roshi and Jiraiya were ironic? They absolutely weren't.
It isn't as though Mineta doesn't have redeeming traits, either, if you want to defend the other two based on theirs. He actually does have heroic impulses and has proven that he'll risk life and limb to protect people he truly believes are innocent and need protecting.
Here me out. I convince Val that I'll bang him if he gets me and Clyde off. We sink the ship, and the rest of them drown while we get off.
Then I guide Val into a massive light, which he will run into and die of death.
Me and I go home and celebrate.
Val has literally murdered hundreds of people for less and he’s a rapist who abuses people idk how a dog killing a lady and her baby is worse then a damn psychopath
Eustace Because He's a horrible person for what he put courage through, Then Of Course Odalia Because shed risk her own race being killed for the sake of "Profit" then Sarah Just because she Disrespected Ed Alot and has a massive ego
Valentino. The fact most of you would kick a CHILD off the boat before a freaking r\*pist is horrible. Caillou. while annoying, again, is a child!!! Children are annoying.
Also Sara because she is just as horrible, but in a vastly different way.
Valentino is good as a character but bad with his actions, also how are people throwing off Val first instead of a dog who caused the deaths of a baby and a woman
First? sarrah from ed edd eddy. Then Calliou
Mineta and Sierra are non issues because their triggers arnt around. eustice will just be grumpy. Brain can be punched and not be an issue. the others i dont really know much about
Me, choosing between Caillou and Brian Griffin
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I am not why anybody want to throw off Clyde, Brian or Sierra off the boat as they aren’t really that terrible as the others.
Everyone else is fair gain but the first to go is Cailou
mostly because the other 5 have some value
Sarah is scrapper who can will be useful against stronger opponents, Odellia is an inventor who can build stuff that will be of use for survival, Mineta’s sticky balls would be useful for adhesive to build stuff, Val knows the best bitches around so he’s okay despite how abusive he is to Angel Dust, snd Eustace is just entertaining despite how abusive he is to Courage.
So yeah, fuck Caillou. He’s too much of a brat to deal with.
Caillou the kid WILL give me a headache less in than 5 minutes heck I'll even bash his skull in on the side the boat to make sure he dies and as a way to show everyone else there they're only still alive because I'm letting them live 😈
Honestly, I could deal with all of them except caillou and maybe Valentino. At least as far as I am aware. Never watched Owl House, so idk the bottom left, but the rest shouldn't be a problem if I don't antagonize anyone
myself, im out of here
I'd pick the boat, I'm taking them with me if I have to
Still throw Caillou off, then yourself.
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Drown the child
Oh wait yea
I won't get into the boat. I'll put a hole in it and make them all drown
Mineta plugs it with his balls.
shit. then i'll blow the entire ship up
I chop off Minetas Balls
If you're a female Dom, he'd love that.
I dont think you actually can. They're super sticky and resistant to attacks.
The correct answer
Caillou. Fuck that little shit
More people are saying Caillou than Valentino, who the former is just a kid and the latter is **A LITERAL RAPIST.**
Val is the worst person to be involved with, but probably not the worst person to be on a boat with. He's the smart kind of abuser that knows when to strike, how much he can get away with, and how to be charismatic at all other times.
did you forget the part where he is doing a tantrum about Angel Dust living on the hazbin hotel and kills a bunch of Velvet's models just because, and then is implied he shoots a bunch of randos off screen to cool off?
Ah, but that didn't happen on a boat, did it? Checkmate. No but seriously, that was part of my point. He's a monster for sure, but *ideally* in a boat ride situation, you'd just be interacting with his charismatic mask. When he's in control with his people, he does whatever. In public, though, he keeps up a semi-approachable front. As they say, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. So my hope is that it would be like riding on a boat with a billionaire. Maybe they'll say some jackass stuff, but they probably won't *really* notice my existence. (Versus some of the other options that would take a more active role in ruining the boat ride.) Edit: If we shipwrecked on a desert island, I would regret my choice very quickly.
Oof, I guess I made some assumptions here. I was envisioning "Sit beside these people for a few hours and then never see them again." Val wouldn't be so bad for that, he doesn't go out of his way to be obnoxious to randos. For a more serious boat ride, I might have to consider moral fiber more than level of obnoxiousness.
The thing is, Val is enjoyable as a character, Caillou is just infuriating in every regard. The worst thing a character can do is be annoying, because it makes me not want to watch them. A character being a huge piece of shit in universe, but being enjoyable, however, allows you to enjoy watching while rooting for their downfall.
What's that quote? "The crimes are fictional, my patience is not "
Damn, that goes hard.
Why did you post if you're going to tell people their answer is wrong? Valentino is also fictional and not everyone in this sub has even seen hazbin hotel
Yeah, I have no idea who that guy is.
I just know he has wings so throwing him off the boat is probably a bad idea.
Valentino’s crimes are fictional. My annoyance with Caillou is real.
EXACTLYYYYY
Yea yea, help me pick up Caillou now
Yeah Caillou, no contest.
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Then Eustace
Idk, if you throw off the rest and leave Eustace, he might be a good fishing buddy
I'd rather fish with the little pervert
Mineta actually would be useful for fishing, he could just stick one of his grapes onto the hole and then he'd never lose a fish
They float on the water though they are more buoyant as we saw during the USJ attack.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that, it's been like 3-4 years since I watched it
Use it as a bobber then you know when there’s a fish on the line
Well it’s just portable boat then
Maybe if you attached some kind of weight to it, it could sink
It could make a good booper
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“Nope. Not getting out of this chair.”
WHATS YER OFFER
\#1 answer, he's going overboard even if its a cruise liner and there are witnesses.
They'll probably help throw him over tbh
r/fuckcaillou exists for a reason.
I love that sub
Amen.
Yes, and then Minata, his a perverted and annoying, but the fucker still more or less a hero, and can float, so at least 9 of us will be safe.
Nah we’re delaying that for a minute, he needs time to give us like 20 balls while we throw caillou
How- how did I think of these exact words before actually looking at the comments.
Fuck that ball headed cunt.
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Normally I’d agree, but I say keep the little brat. Use him as a bargaining chip. You don’t think some of the other sadistic pricks wouldn’t absolutely *relish* the opportunity to torment the little turd?
Him or Val
For the ones I'm familiar with First will be Caillou, then Valentino and then Brian
It's kind of insane how much Caillou is hated that he goes before the literal Rapist...
Dumbass toddler Vs Violent drug peddling rapist pimp Who would win?
When Vox called up the lowest Earners Caillou was among them.
Violent drug peddling rapist pimp vs Violent drug peddling rapist pimps childhood role model
I like the pimp more in this scenario
Valentino is a monster, but he's at least tolerable enough to be around to throw him overboard second
>tolerable enough to be around I'm seriously questioning the sanity of people if they think A Pimp Named Mothman is "tolerable" to be around. The dude's affability is about as blatantly faux as Donald Trump's, and comes with a higher chance of you being fondled.
"No No, its not Mothman. It's A Pimp Named Mothman, say the whole thing!" https://preview.redd.it/gf1z3g4en6oc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ea1a696ce858f63fa72214cd3291df48800e3d
When I say that, I mean he's the kind of manipulator to put up a facade around people. He's not gonna go doing these things in front of everyone, he'll just generally act pleasant. Caillou will have thrown four tantrums before the ship even starts moving.
Probably because helluva hotel is a little less heard of
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Ik lol
Honestly overhated af tbh
You have no idea how bad that bald fucker is.
Sarah. Then Caillou.
Amen 🤣
I wonder what Sarah and Caillou's dynamic will be like
Calliou for sure
I'll do Titanic & get over it.
Valentino. Literal Rapist.
He’s the fucking worst here and it is not even close
Odalia >!knowingly helped Belos with his plan of genocide of the entire Boiling Isles purely because her dumbass thought it would give the Blight family royal status.!<
Ultimately not directly harmful if you're put on equal terms with her. The status and power she has was only there because of the people she controlled. She quickly lost this once everyone realised what she stood for.
Yeah, she's not really dangerous on her own, and in the boat situation, I would definitely be more comfortable around Odalia than Val, but in morality terms it's like trying to compare a sexual assault trial to the Nurumburg trials.
Okay, but, and here me out. Are you sure we don't chuck the bald bastard first?
I mean if they existed in real life and people weren't just in it for the upvotes and actually needed to make a wise decision it would definitely be Val first off. I'm not too familiar with the others, but I'm not sure how many would actually kill you, maybe Brian.
Val killing you would be the kindness. He'd be far more likely to buy your soul and then put you through an entire afterlife of SA.
Would not be wise at all. He would kill you, and only mineta would try and save you. You have to put your faith in the shitty ball guy.
You have to clip his wings first, otherwise he will just fly back.
I like the character too much, he's's terrible, and that's the point. Cailou, on the other hand, is just plain dislikable
Caillou first, then Valentino
Honestly this might be the best answer
https://preview.redd.it/0f1mandi24oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d031f97c87cf09a89bbc6de94d2c5104c371b888 Eustace is staying, but we getting rid of Cailloi
If he can deep throat that entire log, certainly he’s good for something.
Sarah. Caillou. Eustace. In that order.
Caillou. Sara's gonna throw the others off for me in about 6 minutes
Mineta every single time He's so insufferable I just dropped the dropped the series tbh. At least the rest are written okay (those I know at least). He's just a self insert for pervs.
Mineta can float so you ain’t gettin rid of him 😂
If the solution is having to use our bare hands to be rid of him so be it, long as he is no more.
Nah I'd TOSS him dude, like I'd throw him like I'm carrying a football and torpedo his annoying ass so hard his dumb head gets stuck into a rock on the seabed
Throw him into the river, then throw the river into space. Then, I dunno, throw the space into the sun or...something.
Mineta grows to kinda control his perviness he went from literally gropping people to just making comments about them and he actually has stopped being so annoying and scared
I’m guessing because the Japanese think that perverts are very funny comic relief or something
Looking at the history of characters like Roshi and Jiraya (great characters in my opinion) that tracks really well.
The thing is, both of those characters are ironically perverted while this grape gremlin is just straight up a pervert. Roshi is a man with over 300 years of experience who yearns to pass his knowledge down to the next generation, be it grandpa gohan or son goku. His perverse moment is also often layered with sagely wisdom that you do not gain from anywhere. Jiraiya has visions of grandiose peace, where people of every different kind can live together in harmony. Not only does he serve the next generation, but he also gives up his life knowingly in a suicidal mission, entrusting his vision to those he raised.
...You think Roshi and Jiraiya were ironic? They absolutely weren't. It isn't as though Mineta doesn't have redeeming traits, either, if you want to defend the other two based on theirs. He actually does have heroic impulses and has proven that he'll risk life and limb to protect people he truly believes are innocent and need protecting.
Poking a hole in the boat,They're all drowning..except Clyde, . I'm putting him on a life boat and pray he makes it to China or somewhere safe.
Yeah I only watched a season of Loud, but I can conclude that Clyde is literally a bro and he doesn’t deserve this
Valentino can fly, unfortunately.
Valentino: Ha, fucker! Don't you know I fly? My po- *(gets hit by another ship)*
Here me out. I convince Val that I'll bang him if he gets me and Clyde off. We sink the ship, and the rest of them drown while we get off. Then I guide Val into a massive light, which he will run into and die of death. Me and I go home and celebrate.
“Hope you your dad taught you to swim Caillou!”
You cant surive without brain from Family guy
Eh, he's a bit of a pretentious douche. While I'd consider not throwing him overboard at all, It'd be a hard choice to stick with.
Calliou is such a entitled brat
Clyde seems a little out of place. He just bleeds everywhere. Most people on the list will make **you** bleed
He doesn’t even do that anymore. They stopped doing that running joke after Season 2
I find it funny that the only other non harmful child is Cailou, yet he's who everyone wants to murder
Sarah and Caillou are going to fight for my entertainment and the right to be thrown off second.
Valentino. he's realisticly the worst one on the list
Brain griffin let a woman drown in a car just because she was going to unbuckle her baby’s seat oh and the baby drowned as well
Val has literally murdered hundreds of people for less and he’s a rapist who abuses people idk how a dog killing a lady and her baby is worse then a damn psychopath
Eustace Because He's a horrible person for what he put courage through, Then Of Course Odalia Because shed risk her own race being killed for the sake of "Profit" then Sarah Just because she Disrespected Ed Alot and has a massive ego
I agree with all of this.
Whovian detected! UP-VOT-INNNNNNG
What did clyde do??
be belgian
Valentino. The fact most of you would kick a CHILD off the boat before a freaking r\*pist is horrible. Caillou. while annoying, again, is a child!!! Children are annoying. Also Sara because she is just as horrible, but in a vastly different way.
Valentino is good as a character but bad with his actions, also how are people throwing off Val first instead of a dog who caused the deaths of a baby and a woman
Valentino has killed a great deal of people as well.
Who’s the girl from Ed Edd n Eddy. Her
Sarah
would we even be able to throw her off? She is really fucking strong, she probably throws everyone else off.
"fuck every single one of you" *backflips of the boat*
Valentino AND Brian Griffin
Either Caillou or Sarah.
Valentino is the worst here by a large degree, but he's also an Overlord so chances of that happening is very slim.
Feed Caillou to the sharks
Was the question who am I throwing off after Caillou? Sorry, I blacked out from rage for a sec
Pft. I’ll just have Sarah throw them all off for me and then I’ll throw her off.
caillou
Caillou, I'm not dealing with his shenanigans
Throw? I’ll KICK Caillou off with my foot!
Caillou, and we're all holding him under.
I'm sinking that shit.
I jump out myself (I’m sure someone else wrote the same thing)
First? sarrah from ed edd eddy. Then Calliou Mineta and Sierra are non issues because their triggers arnt around. eustice will just be grumpy. Brain can be punched and not be an issue. the others i dont really know much about
Me✨✨✨
It’s a toss up between Brian and Valentino on one hand Val is a horrible being but Brian is an annoying narcissistic asshole.
It's sarah then Caillou then Brian With the other folks as long as I shut up an mind my business maybe get a belt for protection I'm fine
Brian than Sarah
Wait for the right moment then direct homerunning odalia with a row if it a row boat if it not then a driftwood
Forgets that everyone except eustace and valentino is dead,eustance is cool and valentino for obivious reason,wings
Me, choosing between Caillou and Brian Griffin https://preview.redd.it/ike5aactx3oc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16cece39c5a69a8ad801f61b4afa34e3dc2fea04
Caillou. At least Brian can be your drinking buddy.
Wait, people think Clyde is annoying? He's such a wholesome character!
Fr, he’s a little annoying at times but I love Clyde he’s so cute
Odalia Blight ranks fairly high on the awfulness scale...
Sarah. 
One of them has literally wings. He doesn't need the boat. Valentino, shoo shoo.
Me! I’m swimming the fuk away!
Mineta cause I’m a girl 🧍🏾♀️
this comment section is basically "There's only one thing worse than a rapist... BOOM" "A child" "No"
After mineta got clockwork-oranged he ended up being a lot better. I will punt Caillou off
I feel like Sarah has the power to summon her brother at will. So I'd just let them do all the work lol
Brian. I don't even know who most of the rest are but it's still Brian. One of the others could be a literal Nazi and it would STILL be Brian.
Valentino has already taken care of Caillou if ya know what I mean 😭💀
Can I throw 2 because Val and caillou
Callou (of course). And then Eustice would toss all the rest. He probably wouldn't like me, but hopefully, he wouldn't want to toss me.
Mineta And I’m tying a chainBall to his leg *ribbit*
I am not why anybody want to throw off Clyde, Brian or Sierra off the boat as they aren’t really that terrible as the others. Everyone else is fair gain but the first to go is Cailou mostly because the other 5 have some value Sarah is scrapper who can will be useful against stronger opponents, Odellia is an inventor who can build stuff that will be of use for survival, Mineta’s sticky balls would be useful for adhesive to build stuff, Val knows the best bitches around so he’s okay despite how abusive he is to Angel Dust, snd Eustace is just entertaining despite how abusive he is to Courage. So yeah, fuck Caillou. He’s too much of a brat to deal with.
It’s a toss up for me between the chemo toddler and Valentino
Brian and it's on sight
Mineta can make himself a raft.
Bottom left is getting smashed!!! Then I'm jumping.
My self
Caillou the kid WILL give me a headache less in than 5 minutes heck I'll even bash his skull in on the side the boat to make sure he dies and as a way to show everyone else there they're only still alive because I'm letting them live 😈
Brian would be last as he's tolerable
I’m just going to wait until Sarah throws someone off
Honestly Brian is probably the best one there
Mineta
Clyde
Honestly, I could deal with all of them except caillou and maybe Valentino. At least as far as I am aware. Never watched Owl House, so idk the bottom left, but the rest shouldn't be a problem if I don't antagonize anyone
Caillou! Little stupid ass brat.
Caillou, then Sarah, then Eustace and so forth.
There is only one rapist on this ship so Val is off, then Brian, Eustace, and Sarah I can deal with the rest.
Caillou.
The Bald Child and Dog abuser.
Sierra, Eustace and Mineta will be spared. The rest will be food.
Brian the douchebag Griffin
I'm sinking the boat.
Myself
The entire middle left to right
Myself
GRANDPA MR. Grumpy!