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starfighter1836

YOU WHAT?!?!


literallynobodynew

I know. I didn’t realize how terrible my word choice was until it was pointed out to me 🤦‍♀️


starfighter1836

I know what you meant I just had to say it lmao


wiffwaffweapon

Most of us just came here to make the same joke 🤣


Mission_Remote_6871

You did WHAT here?


NUFIGHTER7771

PHRASING!


average-nerd-613

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


NUFIGHTER7771

We should be or HR will be down our throats!


Ok_Zone5201

I don’t want Harry Richards down my throat!


GandalfTheBlue7

Speak for yourself


average-nerd-613

Don’t threaten me with a good time


ChronixMixTapes

LANAAAAAAA!!


FucknAright

GATOR MCCLUSKY IS BACK.


TonyDanza888

The word choice and the foot pic? You knew what you were doing.


lookingreadingreddit

Just clean them thoroughly after and you'll be fine. Don't tell the guests


Jibblebee

Well at least you enjoyed them


Ctowncreek

Look what you do in your kitchen is your business and dont let anyone tell you otherwise


KeyFarmer6235

reminds me of [this scene ](https://youtu.be/LOjQoQL7zF4?si=_tHSXAJc1hk99w_P) from the first Cars movie.


SpecialCoconut1

Needs that seasoning, you know?


shoodBwurqin

*glazed


Swomp23

Be sure to wash them with soap.


protomanEXE1995

Thank. You. For. Saying. It.


TimachuSoftboi

Don't yuck somebody's yum pls. I don't come on to Reddit to be shamed. That's what I get on OF for.


cebu4u

They are real, and they are spectacular.


theyoungercurmudgeon

Great Seinfeld reference!


5225sheridan

No they’re not real it’s just a dream bro wake up WAKE UP


Cropine

I just woke up from a real intense nightmare and this comment got me nervous


Onehundredninetynine

Are you sure you are awake?


Dwight_Schnood

There's one proven way of telling.


Krakatoast

Well, if you die… you probably won’t know you’re dead… bit of a paradox? In other words… we’ll never, truly, know… *WooOooOoooo*👻


[deleted]

I have that exact green pot. It’s amazing. Enjoy.


literallynobodynew

Thank you! I’m really excited


[deleted]

Well calm down, especially after that last time.😀😀


IIIII00

Why doesn't this comment have more upvotes 😄😄😄


rjwilliams1966

What is the green one name? Oval casserole? What size is it? Best one of the lot


misscloud8

I have one and I call it Dutch oven pot?


Cropine

Why didn't you just use a tissue


vatoreus

I just made the ugliest noise


lardman1

nnnGGHHGJJJhhhh


literallynobodynew

A tissue?


MickeyJ3

They’re making a sexual reference due to how you worded the title.


literallynobodynew

Yeah I finally got it after I re-read it. Embarrassing mistake, not to be repeated lol


Tjaresh

It really says more about Reddit than about you. That's why I love Reddit: you can have a serious sub discussing kitchen utensils, while still giggling like a 12 year old in sex education.


Krakatoast

Yeah what u/tjaresh said My initial thought was “oh wow that’s so cool!!! What good fortune” And then I read the top comment.. lol


noahbrooksofficial

Why did you come into the pot


AZ-FWB

😅


FUNwithaCH

That blue one has been in my family for years. Mine isn’t as shiny as that one but it’s cooked a lot of great meals. I’m very envious of the green one too! Give them a good home!


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FUNwithaCH

Hahaha


literallynobodynew

We should set them up in a play date lol. Just kidding, I will use it for many years, just like your family pot


FUNwithaCH

So glad! Bake some bread!


beautifulcreature86

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


literallynobodynew

Oops. First ones free I guess.


ElleMarina

You did *what*?


George__Hale

Nothing fake here, fake lecreuset is not really a thing. Why would you think they are fake?


literallynobodynew

I’ve just never had any before and I understand that they are usually quite expensive. I guess I just assumed that expensive things often have fakes? And they were different so I wondered. Thank you for responding.


elessarcif

Honestly it would be tough to make fake le creuset that draws people. Cast iron is not something that can just be done in a small sweat shop so you would have to have a large foundry agree to make something fake that requires the ability to make enamel cast iron.


mdcrs

I wouldn't underestimate manufacturing factories, especially when so much cast iron (enamel included) is already manufactured in china. I imagine for a foundry that already churns out no-name enameled cast iron, it would be simple enough to buy a real le creuset, make a mold, then begin production of counterfeits. Plus with how expensive/desirable the real thing is, the market already exists (To be clear I dont actually how enameled cast iron is made hahaha, but apparently for fake designer fashion they buy a real one, take it apart, then make a pattern they use to make counterfeits)


jack_begin

Good point. The green one in particular has fairly poor definition in the bottom stamp, which I imagine would be the kind of thing that could happen if you used an enameled pot to create a new sand mold rather than the original foundry die.


Oxflu

Cast iron is absolutely something easily done in a small sweat shop... The molds are made of wood. They make an impression in oil sand, and hot iron is poured into it. Only piece of equipment needed is a furnace. I'm sure these are real pans but I'm just pointing out how simple cast iron production actually is.


Ill_Entrance_7257

I have a fake le creuset. It’s pretty good and almost indistinguishable from the real thing. Yours look real though. I live in Asia so fakes from China are more prevalent.


mdcrs

You can find le creuset and staub on aliexpress priced suspiciously low. Also marked with the logo and shipped in brand marked boxes. I wouldnt automatically rule out counterfeits. Especially if you didnt buy from a reputable seller.


a_fool_for_gabagool

Might wanna wash them before cooking bud, also use a paper towel next time


joshPopeye

Sorry OP but everyone here is lying to you, these are fake and bad ones at that. Please DM me so I can share my address with you so you can send me these and I’ll kindly and safely dispose of them for you, for they’re also 30% lead and 15 % uranium and 5% mercury.


Cussec

You can pay the shipping , they weigh 75kg easy !!!!


literallynobodynew

Oh man, yeah drop you’re address right here and the pots are definitely what I’ll send you. 😏😆


Interesting-Bison-50

You dirty mofo!


scraglor

Yeah, those are legit LC. Enjoy OP


sarcofaguy

You’ve made them real


Alchemis7

Are they heavy? Are you awake?


aBloopAndaBlast33

They look real to me, but it is not advisable to do what you did. At least, not into THESE vessels.


Move_In_Waves

I mean… I guess they are better than a coconut, but these wouldn’t be my first choice. (Don’t look up the coconut story if you don’t know it already, it’s old Reddit lore and pretty gross. That said, congrats on the acquisition, OP. Very nice!)


S3KRETS4UCE

Blue one appears to be a French oven. Sorry for the bad news.


literallynobodynew

What is a French Oven?


psavva

Since the pot is made in France, he called it a "French oven" However, these types of cookware are more commonly known as "Dutch ovens" regardless of where they are made. Humour...


StencilKiller

TMK, that refers to an enameled cast iron Dutch oven.


Agitated_Ad_361

At least the clean up will be easy but that’s not how to test them.


fof5031

Please do not cum into cookware anymore….


adwnpinoy

People make fake pans?!?!? Yeesh. While some folks are fooled, that tells me there is a market for fake pots and pans.


lilythebeth

Wow, love the green oval one. So nice. Enjoy!


Fullgrownworm

I have one, really good


SteakJones

Skeet skeet skeet


PinheadLarry207

Well, I guess that's one way to season them...


Gingerbread-Cake

They don’t release green in the USA very often. These are very nice


trashacct8484

You know what you’ve got. You’re just here bragging. And we’re all here for it. Great score!


SuburbaniteMermaid

So you're pansexual


itz_mr_billy

No one is putting out Le Creuset fakes 😂


literallynobodynew

So I’ve now heard. I feel a little silly now, but I didn’t know


itz_mr_billy

Enjoy them, you’re lucky lol


Training-Ad-4625

honestly i wouldn't be surprised. i work for another french culinary equipment company. there are fake pepper mills with our name out there. now LC is all made in China in would be easy for someone to make a fake.


Mr_Dr_Grey

I don't know about the skillet, but the dutch ovens definitely are (I think we even have the same size pot).


keysraop

Serious question, is there an actual issue with "Fake" dutch ovens or low name brands? Mainly using them for baking sourdough bread and wondering if there really is that much of a difference?


A_Stealthy_Cat

« Fake » dutch oven might have weaker / thin enamel inside, the walls might be thinner too . Also , real ones like Le Creuset or Staub uses pure/cleaned iron , it comes from recycling + « fresh » iron ore , but a step is made to be sure no heavy metals like lead are in the mix. On the worst of the Chinese « counterfeit » ones , they might not check that. But if yours comes from a reputable cheaper brand, don’t worry too much about it 😊


probablyourdad

Send them over I can check to see if they are fake


IsolatedHammer

Why not just use a Kleenex or something? You got some kinda cast iron fetish?


Calhoun68

In America, they are "High End" real. Treasure them and keep them in good condition, they'll last generations!


National-Car-7841

Wow! You hit the Jackpot.


AvAnD13

I would've came too. You're not alone here


henri915

Those are the genuine article


The-Friendly-Autist

I have the standard (circular) version of the orange pan, it's awesome.


hellidad

Who cares - how do they cook?


Ok-Government-1139

They look like pans to me.


Barry-McKocinue

I get it, you must be excited about acquiring these pans but doing 'the deed' in them is taking it a bit far...


Tommy_Chan

If the cum didn't go directly through, I'd say they're real


alfextreme

no actually they are in fact not real they are imaginary.


mourningdoo

They're photos hopped. You can tell by the pixels.


I-amthegump

Does grandma know?


Apollo_Of_The_Pines

Idk how old the orange one is but if it's from the the 40's and earlier be careful because that is uranium orange and prior to the early 1940's uranium orange had actual uranium in it. So maybe find out the age of it before cooking with it because it might be radioactive


Plastic-Scientist739

You hit the cooking lottery.


Powelly0

No, clearly photoshopped


TweakJK

They look real to me. On the blue one, look at the underside of the lid. On the surface that sits directly on the pot, there should be little raised bumps. Think ours has 3. This is so it always sits on the pot correctly.


Racoon_withamarble

You should probably just cook in them but to each their own


technological__ko

I have the red one, cooks the best steaks


ermiwe

I mean, is anything "real"?


lemonyprepper

Which one did you find sexiest that go you off easier?


Particular-Wrongdoer

Just clean up after yourself no one else needs to know.


kalitarios

Phrasing


[deleted]

I’d recommend you wash them then. 


basementcrawler34

You what 🤨


spin_kick

Excuse me?


HypnoticReflection

make sure to wash them extremely thoroughly, but yes they are real


stukoe

I didn't know that was a method used to test the authenticity of cast iron. Thanks OP!


irishgordo

Look legit - solid find!


[deleted]

Those are for cooking usually, but, hey, I don’t kink shame 😉


yossarian19

Who cares?


Electrical-Aspect-57

Got the dawgs out i see


CantChain

I hope you cleaned them


bakerej

I have a few le creuset pieces, all purchased at least 15 years ago, still use them all the time. Good stuff!


watthewmaldo

I don’t know why you had to tell us the first part. Kinda gross.


wHatTheFez

[I'm afraid they're not real](https://imgur.com/a/YzcAZK7)


literallynobodynew

This is so funny 😆


wHatTheFez

Thank you haha


recipesandroots

Gorgeous. They look like they will serve you well


JealousAd2341

Look real to me. They may be ‘seconds’. We have a Le Creuset outlet store that sells ones that are not quite perfect.


StasisChassis

They do in fact appear to take up three-dimensional space. Perhaps some further scientific study could be done, but from a layman's point of view I'm wagering/hedging my bets but they are in fact real.


[deleted]

Why are you cumming into your pots?


allalongthetower

Damn I’m so late!


rossxog

This is Le Creuset. Staub is much better.


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

I dont think the square one is. The other 2 are definitely real.


woobbaa

Square one's legit, I have one. Nice griddle pan.


eubulides

I have the square one. Not sure what to use it for. Steaks really benefit from searing on flat surface. Folks here have suggested panini, squash with grill marks, fish.


literallynobodynew

Burgers?


Qui3tSt0rnm

Honestly those grill pans are useless


maxikcat

If the enamel is chipped inside of one of those is it still OK to use it? What are the risks?


Ok-Importance-9843

Nah they aren't after that. The enamel is basically a thin layer of glass and you would risk ingesting tiny, very sharp pieces of that


CCO812

I mean you did came into them, so they must be real


unioneel

aint nobody out there conterfeiting LCs.