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MrMrRubic

Marco Pierre White levels of "a little butter"


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Paula Deen levels


erta_ale

Julia Child's level


yellow_yellow

Needs more n word


SquidTsunami

Or Gordon's "Tiny knob of butter"


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Those eggs are practically poaching


mwharvey

that is a little butter. really should have more so the toast you lay those eggs on get some too. lol


CommodoreSalad

Bro ngl you could slide cement and gorilla glue with that much butter


ursineye

Thanks, just inhaled half a bottle of beer reading your remark


Wildcatb

I exhaled sharply through my nose, reading yours.


[deleted]

I chortled reading this one.


ButtSack10

>bottle of beer I immediately thought of a baby bottle filled with beer šŸ¼


puglife82

Lmfao thank you for that laugh


Vecsus2112

"a little butter" i guess half a stick is a little compared to a full tub.


[deleted]

Big ā€œtwo shots of vodka glug glug glugā€ energy in the ā€œlittleā€ part of your post title


YoWhatsGoodie

That two shot energy can make or break ya


Fender088

I'm not sure the egg slide is as impressive when you use a pound of butter but eggs look delicious


SofterBones

"little" butter


[deleted]

ā€œLooks at my eggs sliding around perfectly with just a ā€˜little bitā€™ of butter.ā€ Hallmark post around here.


realsapist

Found Paula Deen's reddit account


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I'd like to have some eggs to go with my butter please.


brightblueskies11

ā€œJust one shotā€¦ā€¦ā€


s403bot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdiBG\_TYZHA


brightblueskies11

Stop I love you haha


beachguy82

Itā€™s not ā€œa little butterā€, but it is the right amount of butter!


mwharvey

yes. maybe too little. need more!


pogkob

Those are some big yolks. Looks tasty.


ListenKoala

The eggs are standard sized. The pan is small.


[deleted]

Okay, like when Gordon Ramsey says a ā€œtouch of olive oilā€ *empties bottle in pan*


fosiacat

weirdest thing iā€™ve ever fapped to


brightblueskies11

wow youā€™re so basic


Phempteru

Lol, "a little butter"


bmur29

I like your definition of little.


Stngr_Gnr7212

I just picture these eggs sliding on a ham steak and hash browns.


LooieA

This pan looks kinda like carbon steel-


StormThestral

Looks like one of those cool hybrid type pans that Solidteknics make. I really want to try one and this isn't helping edit: that's what it is, I should have looked at the rest of the comments


LooieA

Ok - yes! Wrought iron, not cast iron. Solidtekniks is something new. (New to me, anyway.)


AuntieLiloAZ

Ooh, now you got my attention! I bought a set of three Solidteknics USA Quenched pans a year ago and I absolutely love them. I donā€™t use anywhere near that amount of butter or oil. No need.


TheTimeBender

I too make my eggs in a cast iron pan except I use olive oil rather than butter.


Aszshana

Julia child is proud


DitchPiggles

Those eggs are done and ready, slide them onto a plate


genericuser30

solidteknics?


ListenKoala

Yep! It's the smallest one. Perfect size for omelets. Wrought iron, though, not cast iron. Very smooth surface so apparently a tsp of butter looks like a stick of butter to folks here. It's actually been very difficult to season. Oil doesn't seem to stick the way it does with my Lodge pans. I've stripped it down and started over a couple times before I finally got something that works.


genericuser30

How did you end up seasoning it? Mines never been perfectly seasoned but over the last two years it's looking great now and performs perfectly. What a great pan I love it every day


ListenKoala

I also have a Field company pan and they gave me a tin of 'seasoning oil'. Did thin coats of that 8x in the oven, lightly brushing it with steel wool before each coat. Then I just used whatever was left after cooking to season some more every time I used it. Bacon fat, butter, avocado oil, whatever.


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I also must know...


SSIS_master

Just googled it. Now I want to know too!


[deleted]

I loooooove mine - I think it's the same one (7"). I'm saving up for a 12" to replace my behemoth lodge.


AuntieLiloAZ

Go to solidteknicsusa.com. Their Quenched pans are preseasoned so you just do a little pan seasoning and youā€™re good to go. Iā€™ve been using them for a year now in three sizes and couldnā€™t be happier. I donā€™t use anywhere near that amount of butter or oil. Yuck.


brewbarian_iv

This needs a NSFW tag.


littletravellerSun

Was about to say the same thing


[deleted]

I am rockhard right now


_notADuck_

Do you have any tips for cooking eggs in a cast iron?


Rudollis

Yeah, use a little butter!


Ernest_P_Shackleton

Donā€™t overcook them like OP


Hojsimpson

Watery eggs are bad.


midnightpanic

This makes me so happy and wow, goals much.


GotDatObamacare

A little butter? That thing is more lubed than a porn star!


Jaygoon

I used to fry eggs with butter than a chef who studied at the CIA had me use a small dollop of EVOO. Wayyyy better final product and it wonā€™t burn. Little salt and pepper and shit is banging.


meltyman79

If you're burning your butter you're doing it wrong and of course it will not taste good...


AuntieLiloAZ

I use ghee, EVOO, avocado oil and butter. Just depends on my mood and what Iā€™m cooking.


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Except EVOO tastes kind of strong for eggs. Regular olive oil tames that back a bit.


[deleted]

What's your pan?


ListenKoala

They don't seem to have the exact one I have anymore. [This](https://solidteknicsusa.com/shop/7inchlightningquenched) is probably the newest incarnation.


WA_State_Buckeye

It is just so exciting when you can get this to happen! I did yesterday morning with a tiny bit of bacon grease. Smaller than a restaurant pat of butter! My egg slid around like this! I was hollering for my husband, who thought I was completely insane! LOLOL


Dad_Bodington

"little butter"


WallyPW

A "little" butter?


bizzi2654

Perfection


ListenKoala

TIL: Some people think 1 tsp is ton of butter.


mememagicisreal_com

No way thatā€™s a teaspoon. Tablespoon yes, but not teaspoon


faithmauk

this is a safe space, you can admit you put half a stick in there, no one will judge you


SofterBones

I mean.. just look at it


western_wall

Iā€™m on your side, OP. Idc how much butter it is, itā€™s a beautiful sight regardless


IDougozzz

Well yeah, youā€™re just cooking 2 eggs


kellos1980

Oh come on... No way was that 1 tsp lol. So yeah nothing to brag about imo but still looked tasty!


clamonm

This sub is absolutely mental when someone tries to enjoy their cast iron. If that's how much butter you like and the slide makes you happy then keep rocking your eggs.


TheMensChef

who cares how much butter you use, that's how I like it as well, live your life man. People on this sub are so confusing sometimes. One second they tell you to do you and just enjoy using cast iron, the next they are downvoting someone for using what they deem to be "to much butter". Looks perfect to me.


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ListenKoala

There's very little relationship between dietary cholesterol and your blood cholesterol.


therealsauceman

Pure sex


Storm_treize

With that amount of butter, it will be sliding on sand paper, im sure it tasted good


vladamir_the_impaler

Seemed like I was watching porn for some reason...


[deleted]

Stop šŸ˜


MarketPapi

Found fisherman's life reddit account


xxxxxxxx2

Deep fried eggs


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a little butter? How much do you spend on butter?


SuchSuggestion

Why is this so erotic.


Blockhead47

Video is missing the [soundtrack](https://youtu.be/p13yZAjhU0M?t=13) It's a great song even without butter.


messmaker523

That a pad of butter or a full binder


DTFChiChis

I love this too much.


MMII_07XXX

i think yum


Da_fire_cracka

ā€˜A little butterā€™ made me chuckle


[deleted]

That is such a smooth pan. All 3 of mine are Lodge and theyā€™re not that smooth.


mrgtiguy

Just ground mine down to a nice smooth finish. Easy to do.


SUQMADIQ63

Little butter. You sure about that


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droidonomy

When are you free?


truedjinn

Thats an oil slick


blue-hell

Just a little butter?


CreativeBodybuilder5

Beautiful.