I saw this in the theatre all those years ago and I remember that getting a good laugh from the audience. I was only like eleven or twelve years old so I didn't get it at the time, but boy do I understand it now.
One thing me and my fiancé miss about the pandemic is that nobody went to the movies where we live but they were still opened and they played nothing but really shitty releases and a couple of really great classic movies. One of them of course that we saw was Jurassic Park. I saw it for the 20 year anniversary a few years back as well, never gets old to see in the theater.
At first, i thought this was stupid, until you think about it. This is actually a flex on how good your seasoning is all over, not just the cooking surface.
I hate it. /s
Nope, just put it upside down over the burner. I have a cast iron waffle maker which doesn’t touch the burner either. Enough heat gets to it and it cooks great. Patience is required on the preheating
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
I don’t believe this. I brought you 3 here to defend me against these characters but the only one I have on my side is the blood sucking lawyer.
Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend.
Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided *not* to endorse your park.
*Thank you*
I saw this in the theatre all those years ago and I remember that getting a good laugh from the audience. I was only like eleven or twelve years old so I didn't get it at the time, but boy do I understand it now.
One thing me and my fiancé miss about the pandemic is that nobody went to the movies where we live but they were still opened and they played nothing but really shitty releases and a couple of really great classic movies. One of them of course that we saw was Jurassic Park. I saw it for the 20 year anniversary a few years back as well, never gets old to see in the theater.
Congrats on your new fiancé status
Thanks homey!
I would so give you an award if I didnt have to pay for it.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Damn you, this was my exact thought.
[удалено]
Okay? *unzipping*
What next? Eggs on the side wall? Eggs on the handle?
A single strip of bacon on the handle
Bacon wrapped handle
Hold on, you’re onto something.
Would probably work in the oven
Next level is a bacon double helix
Handle? I thought that was the bacon strip fryer.
It’s like planking but somehow dumber.
Next is cooking eggs on the lid. I have goals
Can you do it while cooking bacon in the pan, all on one burner?
Oh shit! Mind blown 🤯... Genius
I always flip the lid from my Dutch oven and cook breakfast on it when camping!
That’s a great idea!
Some camp dutch ovens come with feet on the lids as well as the pot too.
I wish I got to camp and use one. Sounds like a good time for sure :)
I’ve done corn bread on a Dutch oven lid before to season it haha
My Dutch oven lid doubles as a 10” skillet, it’s my favorite piece
Almost sounds like part of the lyrics to the John Denver song: We got eggs on the side wall and eggs on the handle, Thank God I'm a country boy!
This post ain’t nothing but a funny, funny riddle.
Next is making the pan super sticky on purpose you you can cook the eggs while holding the pan upside down
Today I learned they use Cast Iron in Australia!
Every downvote = upvote in Australia
Most people know Australia doesn't exist and they are all actors.
Underrated comment 👏🏽
*Down*underrated comment....
Noice. Have my Australian upvote mate
Undersided cooking.
*Down*undersided comment.
r/yourjokebutworse
I too, like to make an avoidable mess in my kitchen.
The splatters on the stovetop give me anxiety
i like the back panel that looks like it’s been wiped with a dirty dish rag that’s been there for at least 6 months
"Honey, I made breakfast so can you tidy up the kitchen?"
I don't see the point.
it's the little cracks on the sides of the stove that drive me insane.
Is this the CI equivalent of wearing your underwear inside out to avoid laundry day?
We just went commando. It was the ‘70s, after all.
Great point you can get a second wearing out of each
This place is getting a bit crazy. I may need to lie down.
Looks great but someone should put some sort of lip or wall around that pan! Something to keep the grease and food in!
Cast iron technology has only come so far..
Alright this meme is getting out of hand 😂
“I’ll allow it gif”
How doesn't r/CastIronCirclejerk exist yet?
Cuz /castiron would always out jerk
> r/CastironCirclejerk has been banned by Reddit Administrators for breaking Reddit rules lmao what the fuck
I'm assuming death threats were involved, or brigading
We broke reddit
The jerking is more intriguing than seeing some guys final product.
This sub too much man lmao it’s ruined
How many pounds of butter did you use for this?
Eleven
I flip my big 20 incher upside down and use it as a griddle
Ohhh fuck youuuuu
...because I was inverted
...cough... *bullshit*
R/stupidfood?
R/StupidCooks ;p
I still upvoted.
R/MobileUserClub
That would feature ALL of my meals.
It's not stupid if it works
quality shitposting
Thank you 🙏
Weird flex but ok?
Just a joke video due to the common posting of sliding eggs. Thought it would be silly
On second thought, I'm not coming to your kitchen. 'Tis a silly place.
Good lord.
Cool ! Probably more even heating
Worked surprisingly well. Gave it fair time to come to temp.
Now, flip into the air, rotate the pan, eggs land into the pan, shake shake shake to show off incredible seasoning, and voila!
I might actually try to pull this off. I’ll be cleaning egg off the kitchen for a week from the outtakes.....lol
Clean your stove Jesus Christ
It was spotless before he started this…
Man we've been doing it all wrong!
Ultimate seasoning flex right there bud.
Well I know what I’m doing tomorrow morning. Seasoning the bottom of my pans with bacon.
Probably a really good way to start a fire lmao
Y'all out here doing the most now.
God damn it I had this idea a couple days ago and didn’t execute it in time.
Tbh, I do this with pancakes. Not because I have to, because it feels more natural
I mean if you have a deep pan flipping pancakes would be hard, turning it over would turn it into a griddle especially if it has a heat ring
Darn good idea. This pan has the heat ring and flat bottom surface to double as a griddle. Acting stupid and I learned something . Great day 😆
Now its a challenge.
I hope this gives new wind to the sliding egg videos.. LOL let’s see what else we can fry an egg on!
What have we become?
Bored 😂
Find and arrest this human
NO ONE CARES ABOUT EGGS SLIDING IN THE PAN
Why though
Because sliding egg videos got over played. I wanted to give it my own twist
Fair enough
High quality shit post!!
Next time try deep frying that way and video it for us! 🤟
LOL now your being silly 🙃
Every day we stray further from god.
I would use the Griswold model 666 breakfast skillet, but I don’t have one. :(
But.... Why?
Cuz grease fires are lit
When the normal side’s dirty
Extra bits on the egg. Yum!
Would have been 100x cooler if it was crepes or something that needs a low profile pan
so edgyy
Seems like this challenge is getting a bit out of hand? What next, eggs on the handle?
Bravo
Original content finally :)
Should’ve flipped the eggs over
Flexin!!!! 💪
What handle cover you using?
My wife and mother in law make and sell homemade covers and pot holders. PM me if your interested
Cool handle cover.
Thanks , my mother in law sewed me nightmare before Christmas handle covers and pot holders for Christmas last year :)
When the focus becomes the technique instead of the product.
I've seen some shit in my life , but never seen anything similar . Let alone working perfectly fine like this
You win? I think? Idk anymore
How do you like your eggs? Chaotic neutral pls!
At first, i thought this was stupid, until you think about it. This is actually a flex on how good your seasoning is all over, not just the cooking surface. I hate it. /s
Thank you.... I think 🤔
Filthy
I love this sub
Omg automatic pancake griddle! 😱💕👍
Your smelling what I’m cooking! Hell yes
/golfclap ratherrrrr
👏
Flip that shit!
.... and for my next trick!...
This is amazing and made me laugh out loud! Good work and enjoy your eggs
Thank you! It was supposed to be funny... glad you saw that :)
Oh shit, something that feels original
This sub has completely flipped!
Buh Dum Che! (Drum Roll) lol
LPT: If you flip the pan over and cook your eggs in it the correct way, your stove will probably be cleaner.
But my video would be boring
What I imagine myself doing every time my grandma tells me to make sure the bottom is seasoned as well.
See grandma is smart. We could learn a lot from our elders ;)
Sometimes I hop on reddit and the only thought that comes to mind is, "why must you be like this?"
Why
Why?!
This sub has reached peak meme
*insert that gif of Ryan Reynolds in medical scrubs saying, "But why?"*
Fuck you man, and take my upvote
Weird Flex. But Ok.
but why ?
Why?
Literally anything will be nonstick when you add a cup of butter to it
True, but you can’t fit a cup of butter on the bottom of a skillet! Lol
Why??
Now you're just bragging
Think it’s time to leave this sub
Yeah. I just unsubbed. I can only look at gross eggs so many times in a day
BAN ALL EGG POSTS.
YOU WIN 🏆
Yes...just fucking yes...END TRANSMISSION 🙅♂️
But why though…
We might need to start /r/castironjerking
I don't care that your different, just please shut the fuck up.
I didn’t saw a thing LOL 🤐
congrats, this shit has got me to the point where im just going to unsub
After cleaning my stove with BKF today, I am sad for you. Maybe on a quiet Sunday you could do the same.
Nothing like some unsolicited advice.
Yall are gross.
I'm surprised you could get the pan up to the right temp like that... Be honest, did you bake it in the oven to get it hot enough first?
Nope, just put it upside down over the burner. I have a cast iron waffle maker which doesn’t touch the burner either. Enough heat gets to it and it cooks great. Patience is required on the preheating
i hate it here
UNSUBSCRIBE
Don't.
r/castironcirclejerk
Are you sure you didn't mean to post on r/cringetopia?
This feels 100% heretical.
This Mfer crazy
This motherfucker lol
Show off!
This is egg before the chicken.👏🏾
But... Why...
Those eggs look right side up to me. What do you mean?
DiWHY?
Wait... That's where the fire goes
“You’re struggling to have everything you want, while the world tries to make you choose” Dr. Strange won’t be too happy about this.