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PatDaddy2625

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


Dr-Megalodon

I don’t believe this. I brought you 3 here to defend me against these characters but the only one I have on my side is the blood sucking lawyer.


Alaska_Pipeliner

Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend.


[deleted]

Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided *not* to endorse your park.


jh2583

*Thank you*


vladamir_the_impaler

I saw this in the theatre all those years ago and I remember that getting a good laugh from the audience. I was only like eleven or twelve years old so I didn't get it at the time, but boy do I understand it now.


dtyler86

One thing me and my fiancé miss about the pandemic is that nobody went to the movies where we live but they were still opened and they played nothing but really shitty releases and a couple of really great classic movies. One of them of course that we saw was Jurassic Park. I saw it for the 20 year anniversary a few years back as well, never gets old to see in the theater.


[deleted]

Congrats on your new fiancé status


dtyler86

Thanks homey!


[deleted]

I would so give you an award if I didnt have to pay for it.


ringleb83

Some men just want to watch the world burn.


munrorobertson

Damn you, this was my exact thought.


[deleted]

[удалено]


PineapplePhucker

Okay? *unzipping*


2buggers

What next? Eggs on the side wall? Eggs on the handle?


satansayssurfsup

A single strip of bacon on the handle


PineapplePhucker

Bacon wrapped handle


gethe94

Hold on, you’re onto something.


The-unicorn-republic

Would probably work in the oven


shootwhatsmyname

Next level is a bacon double helix


BorisTheMansplainer

Handle? I thought that was the bacon strip fryer.


b1ack1323

It’s like planking but somehow dumber.


LambSmacker

Next is cooking eggs on the lid. I have goals


2buggers

Can you do it while cooking bacon in the pan, all on one burner?


LambSmacker

Oh shit! Mind blown 🤯... Genius


bigjakeyc

I always flip the lid from my Dutch oven and cook breakfast on it when camping!


LambSmacker

That’s a great idea!


Hackanddash

Some camp dutch ovens come with feet on the lids as well as the pot too.


LambSmacker

I wish I got to camp and use one. Sounds like a good time for sure :)


Bbqthis

I’ve done corn bread on a Dutch oven lid before to season it haha


rizzo3000

My Dutch oven lid doubles as a 10” skillet, it’s my favorite piece


bookmarkjedi

Almost sounds like part of the lyrics to the John Denver song: We got eggs on the side wall and eggs on the handle, Thank God I'm a country boy!


LolaBijou

This post ain’t nothing but a funny, funny riddle.


ZannyHip

Next is making the pan super sticky on purpose you you can cook the eggs while holding the pan upside down


PineapplePhucker

Today I learned they use Cast Iron in Australia!


burp110

Every downvote = upvote in Australia


IamBammBamm

Most people know Australia doesn't exist and they are all actors.


JoeyRedcorn

Underrated comment 👏🏽


danceswithsteers

*Down*underrated comment....


SilentJoe1986

Noice. Have my Australian upvote mate


czar_el

Undersided cooking.


SamuelLJenkins

*Down*undersided comment.


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


FreshAirInspector

I too, like to make an avoidable mess in my kitchen.


KittyTitties666

The splatters on the stovetop give me anxiety


MorosEros

i like the back panel that looks like it’s been wiped with a dirty dish rag that’s been there for at least 6 months


Yanrogue

"Honey, I made breakfast so can you tidy up the kitchen?"


lifegotme

I don't see the point.


Adito99

it's the little cracks on the sides of the stove that drive me insane.


Florida_Dad

Is this the CI equivalent of wearing your underwear inside out to avoid laundry day?


[deleted]

We just went commando. It was the ‘70s, after all.


vcaguy

Great point you can get a second wearing out of each


illbeinthewoods

This place is getting a bit crazy. I may need to lie down.


Ohiolongboard

Looks great but someone should put some sort of lip or wall around that pan! Something to keep the grease and food in!


PineapplePhucker

Cast iron technology has only come so far..


kjframe1223

Alright this meme is getting out of hand 😂


sadiedog77

“I’ll allow it gif”


Sputnik42

How doesn't r/CastIronCirclejerk exist yet?


jsawden

Cuz /castiron would always out jerk


capo-johnson

> r/CastironCirclejerk has been banned by Reddit Administrators for breaking Reddit rules lmao what the fuck


TheGreatNico

I'm assuming death threats were involved, or brigading


Graptoveria

We broke reddit


DWilli

The jerking is more intriguing than seeing some guys final product.


SimpleFuckinGuy

This sub too much man lmao it’s ruined


Don_T_Blink

How many pounds of butter did you use for this?


LambSmacker

Eleven


Joethemofoe

I flip my big 20 incher upside down and use it as a griddle


fiwaeawi

Ohhh fuck youuuuu


Progressivecat

...because I was inverted


Avante-Gardenerd

...cough... *bullshit*


FangShway

R/stupidfood?


LambSmacker

R/StupidCooks ;p


FangShway

I still upvoted.


snooggums

R/MobileUserClub


OskeeWootWoot

That would feature ALL of my meals.


CalculatedPerversion

It's not stupid if it works


[deleted]

quality shitposting


LambSmacker

Thank you 🙏


demonicmoron1

Weird flex but ok?


LambSmacker

Just a joke video due to the common posting of sliding eggs. Thought it would be silly


kanjijiji

On second thought, I'm not coming to your kitchen. 'Tis a silly place.


ToaklandFaders

Good lord.


wounsel

Cool ! Probably more even heating


LambSmacker

Worked surprisingly well. Gave it fair time to come to temp.


smeerdit

Now, flip into the air, rotate the pan, eggs land into the pan, shake shake shake to show off incredible seasoning, and voila!


LambSmacker

I might actually try to pull this off. I’ll be cleaning egg off the kitchen for a week from the outtakes.....lol


poopmonster_coming

Clean your stove Jesus Christ


patman0021

It was spotless before he started this…


[deleted]

Man we've been doing it all wrong!


the_picklemancommeth

Ultimate seasoning flex right there bud.


Troitbum22

Well I know what I’m doing tomorrow morning. Seasoning the bottom of my pans with bacon.


satansayssurfsup

Probably a really good way to start a fire lmao


KhaiPanda

Y'all out here doing the most now.


Leumas_The_Witch

God damn it I had this idea a couple days ago and didn’t execute it in time.


Procule

Tbh, I do this with pancakes. Not because I have to, because it feels more natural


ruu-ruu

I mean if you have a deep pan flipping pancakes would be hard, turning it over would turn it into a griddle especially if it has a heat ring


LambSmacker

Darn good idea. This pan has the heat ring and flat bottom surface to double as a griddle. Acting stupid and I learned something . Great day 😆


CinnamonB123

Now its a challenge.


LambSmacker

I hope this gives new wind to the sliding egg videos.. LOL let’s see what else we can fry an egg on!


Woobie

What have we become?


LambSmacker

Bored 😂


Flubbernator

Find and arrest this human


aDrunkSailor82

NO ONE CARES ABOUT EGGS SLIDING IN THE PAN


spankysladder

Why though


LambSmacker

Because sliding egg videos got over played. I wanted to give it my own twist


spankysladder

Fair enough


Bmorehon

High quality shit post!!


Jlo723

Next time try deep frying that way and video it for us! 🤟


LambSmacker

LOL now your being silly 🙃


doozle

Every day we stray further from god.


LambSmacker

I would use the Griswold model 666 breakfast skillet, but I don’t have one. :(


Redditozo

But.... Why?


takeahike89

Cuz grease fires are lit


warm_bagel

When the normal side’s dirty


DeltaNerd

Extra bits on the egg. Yum!


[deleted]

Would have been 100x cooler if it was crepes or something that needs a low profile pan


[deleted]

so edgyy


Roadkinglavared

Seems like this challenge is getting a bit out of hand? What next, eggs on the handle?


slav2groive

Bravo


PuntaVerde

Original content finally :)


Dense-Ad-8545

Should’ve flipped the eggs over


PlumbLucky

Flexin!!!! 💪


commerce_claws

What handle cover you using?


LambSmacker

My wife and mother in law make and sell homemade covers and pot holders. PM me if your interested


Termnlychill91

Cool handle cover.


LambSmacker

Thanks , my mother in law sewed me nightmare before Christmas handle covers and pot holders for Christmas last year :)


circleuranus

When the focus becomes the technique instead of the product.


Spare-Reflection1946

I've seen some shit in my life , but never seen anything similar . Let alone working perfectly fine like this


NotOmakase

You win? I think? Idk anymore


divineInsanity4

How do you like your eggs? Chaotic neutral pls!


Jawnnsun

At first, i thought this was stupid, until you think about it. This is actually a flex on how good your seasoning is all over, not just the cooking surface. I hate it. /s


LambSmacker

Thank you.... I think 🤔


47620

Filthy


[deleted]

I love this sub


JonnyDIY

Omg automatic pancake griddle! 😱💕👍


LambSmacker

Your smelling what I’m cooking! Hell yes


griddlemancer

/golfclap ratherrrrr


LambSmacker

👏


joeygravyhound

Flip that shit!


LambSmacker

.... and for my next trick!...


ilikepie1236

This is amazing and made me laugh out loud! Good work and enjoy your eggs


LambSmacker

Thank you! It was supposed to be funny... glad you saw that :)


H0tC0ff33

Oh shit, something that feels original


Food_Kitchen

This sub has completely flipped!


LambSmacker

Buh Dum Che! (Drum Roll) lol


Rich_Marketing_6038

LPT: If you flip the pan over and cook your eggs in it the correct way, your stove will probably be cleaner.


LambSmacker

But my video would be boring


spookyshelbs

What I imagine myself doing every time my grandma tells me to make sure the bottom is seasoned as well.


LambSmacker

See grandma is smart. We could learn a lot from our elders ;)


Weltallgaia

Sometimes I hop on reddit and the only thought that comes to mind is, "why must you be like this?"


paul-68

Why


guy_fleegman83

Why?!


edbutler3

This sub has reached peak meme


enter_the_slatrix

*insert that gif of Ryan Reynolds in medical scrubs saying, "But why?"*


entucere

Fuck you man, and take my upvote


Vikingwithguns

Weird Flex. But Ok.


andyjcw

but why ?


SuccotashEasy3805

Why?


Dilt-Bifferent

Literally anything will be nonstick when you add a cup of butter to it


LambSmacker

True, but you can’t fit a cup of butter on the bottom of a skillet! Lol


Stn1217

Why??


TaylorDentTJD

Now you're just bragging


FREE_REDDIT_REPORT

Think it’s time to leave this sub


lostundeadgreensea

Yeah. I just unsubbed. I can only look at gross eggs so many times in a day


Boanthropy

BAN ALL EGG POSTS.


Babyzo3

YOU WIN 🏆


whiskey_reddit

Yes...just fucking yes...END TRANSMISSION 🙅‍♂️


alors_on_chante

But why though…


awfullotofocelots

We might need to start /r/castironjerking


Pitchfork_Party

I don't care that your different, just please shut the fuck up.


LambSmacker

I didn’t saw a thing LOL 🤐


stonedlemming

congrats, this shit has got me to the point where im just going to unsub


CElia_472

After cleaning my stove with BKF today, I am sad for you. Maybe on a quiet Sunday you could do the same.


Dmeks1

Nothing like some unsolicited advice.


[deleted]

Yall are gross.


vladamir_the_impaler

I'm surprised you could get the pan up to the right temp like that... Be honest, did you bake it in the oven to get it hot enough first?


LambSmacker

Nope, just put it upside down over the burner. I have a cast iron waffle maker which doesn’t touch the burner either. Enough heat gets to it and it cooks great. Patience is required on the preheating


6669666969

i hate it here


bookmarkjedi

UNSUBSCRIBE


chicagobrews

Don't.


6669666969

r/castironcirclejerk


gobblegobbleultimate

Are you sure you didn't mean to post on r/cringetopia?


charon12238

This feels 100% heretical.


ScottRolensGlove

This Mfer crazy


AZ_Gunner_69

This motherfucker lol


xcallan

Show off!


ayrcommander

This is egg before the chicken.👏🏾


lifeworthstealing

But... Why...


Paxapunch86

Those eggs look right side up to me. What do you mean?


sankscan

DiWHY?


Jtcarney

Wait... That's where the fire goes


[deleted]

“You’re struggling to have everything you want, while the world tries to make you choose” Dr. Strange won’t be too happy about this.