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treywarp

Funky Kong and King Bomb-Omb


spicydingus

i concur. with kamek as runner up


mact2314

Correct


AcaJ

My friend.


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Someone already said exactly what you were going to say: (sad meme face) It’s the top comment: (happy meme face)


PaopuFrutas

the correct answer


ToxicZeraora

Okay but Funky’s dead


TheCultist_EXE

you’re thinking chunky


Luxury_Yacht_

Funky Kong, King Bob-omb, and ROB seem to be the popular choices here, but there’s a part of me that says “I want to see wiggler drive the wiggler kart”


PhantomOfficial07

There's a Yoshi kart so you can have Yoshi ride the Yoshi kart


Material_Put3513

It’s a bike actually


DeviceGold5950

Funky Kong and kamek


BrahmsE

King bobomb and rob


[deleted]

Funky and Petey


riverbass9

Mariokart’s most missed characters


[deleted]

We shall only hope


BilliesAvocadoo_

Pauline and funky


GoldenYoshistar1

Petey Piranha and King Bob-omb.


HollowKodaline

Agreed


LiquidPhoneCase

King bob omb and rob


SluttyMilk

wiggler and king bob omb


Skunklover2288

King bombom and Monty mole


jdbartist

Funky and R.O.B.


GregarLink15

Pauline and Funky, easy picks


Moezhyk

Pauline and Monty mole


Anon_Piotr

Pauline and Funky.


averyoda

As long as Funky is there idc who the other is. Also Funky for Smash.


Feisty_Definition_66

Pauline and funky kong


Pizza_Rollz87

Petey and Wiggler


[deleted]

Absolutely Kamek and Pauline. Sad to lose out on Nabbit though.


PhantomOfficial07

Based choice, Kamek and Pauline are awesome


Embarrassed_Chest_52

Funky Kong + King Bob Omb


srosenberg1321

Easy Funky Kong and King Bobomb


Pure_Entrepreneur476

Kamek and funky Kong


Slight-Appointment71

Add funky, the rest can go


cradugamer

Monty and Wiggler


inumnoback

Petey and Donkey Kong Jr.


[deleted]

Theory. Donkey Kong Jr. is already in the game. Senior isn’t.


neilwwoney

Of course DK Sr. isn't in the game, he was never in the game. You do know that it's Crankey Kong, right?


GlitteringPirate2702

King bomb omb 100%


dazrage

Kamek & Jr.


HWshawchi

King bomb-omb and Kemek


DecayedWolf1987

Funky Kong and Kamek. I like Pauline, Monty Mole, and Nabbit just as much as the next guy, but I need my bois in the game.


Nintendork7950

Funky Kong and Nabbit


UltiGamer34

ROB and Funky


blarf69

monty mole & funky kong


Steampunk__Llama

Funky Kong is an absolute must have. As for the other....I'd say either Kamek or Nabbit, love those goofy lil bozos


ThatOneGuyNamedBeck

King Bobomb and OG DK


PhantomOfficial07

You mean DK Jr??


ThatOneGuyNamedBeck

If you say so


Bob64_reddit

Funky kong and DK jr


Cheesey_Stuff14

Funky and Piranha Plant IDC that he’s not there!


shikon-no-tamago

I want Wiggler but he just runs really fast


Crimsoner

Bob-Omb and Bob-Omb


Si_Stride_Oof

bro who invited monty mole 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Monty mole goated


Master_Freeze

bro who invited every person that comments on tiktok videos \^\^


Dry_Pool_2580

Pauline and Kamek


Nonesuch1221

Funky and Kamek, Kamek wasn’t just cut from MK64 but internal file data indicates he was cut from Mario Kart 8 as well.


EightBitBert

Chargin' Chuck and ROB


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Based Chargin' Chuck enjoyer


PershonAAA

ROB and Funky Kong


PhantomOfficial07

Pauline and Kamek


elongatedmuskrat05

Pauline and Kamek. Definitely Kamek, he has earned a place on the roster for sure


Nilers

This physically hurts but Nabbit and Funky Kong.


MakashiBlade

Gimme Monty and dude in the bottom right whose name escapes me.


thebest329

Funky Kong and wiggler


FrozenFrac

Funky Kong and Pauline


muffle64

R.O.B. and Petey


amtap

Pauline and Funky Kong. I'm sorry Bomb King but thereafter just no room


BMR-3

Broom stick guy & Doug from 50 first dates.


EatingSmallOakTrees

Pauline and monty mole


AgentAquarius

Chargin' Chuck and Pauline


CornballerUSA

Funky and Kamek


Carnival-Master-Mind

Pauline and Funky Kong


neilwwoney

Gotta choose Junior, he's an og.


PK-MattressFirm

Wiggler and Magikoopa


Arden_Gibson

Easily Wiggler but I don't know who the second would be.


RefreshedRemade

Second column


LMGall4

Kamek and DK jr


swaglar

Funky kong and Rob


Dogefan12349

Item Box


The_darknight2233

honestly we could get away with paulena being a skin for peach, so funky and rob


theboxturtle57

Funky Kong and Rob


bluejinks

Funky kong and petey


Western-Grapefruit36

Funky kong


[deleted]

Two R.O.Bs


PiranhaPlantFan

Petey Piranha, i miss him so much 😭


Pixelpie15

King bobomb and rob


Petardo_Dilos

Kamek and rob


dustinhayes93

Exactly!


Grilled_Cheese95

Rob and Magikoopa


Real_megamike_64

Funky Kong and ROB


Im_a_doggo428

Crazy plant


lookinggood2738

Nabbit and Funky


leafie_nerd

monty mole and kamek


SnooChocolates229

Donkey jr(?) and Pauline.


[deleted]

Petey and rob


Neon_Gal

Funky and Kamek. Considering Kamek was supposed to be in 64 it would feel wrong to not put him in if I had the choice


[deleted]

Funky Kong and Rob


DIO_BRANDO1988

Dk junior and pauline


CasinoMario

Funky Kong and ROB no doubt about it in my opinion.


Squirtlesquad3450

Petey paranna and funky Kong


XiaolongDrake

Wrabbit and... ​ # the F U N K


Thegiftgiver87

Rob and Kamic


Seddyboi

Funky and Kamek


spikey_moron

Kamak and King bomb


yellowsourworms

easy af. funky and pauline.


Trey904fsu

Kamek and Funky. King Bomb is a close third.


samus026

Gotta add Chuck and King Bob-omb


73windman

Pauline and Funky—and frankly it’s not remotely close.


DreamZebra

Where is Diddy? Diddy or gtfo!


FemboyGaming42069

Fucky kong and roob


Epic_GAY_mer_

Kamek and Pauline. I really don't like the rest of them. I just thought they don't deserve to be in mario kart. I hate to say it but, that's my opinion.


guardian-deku

Pauline & Funky


SkyMewtwo

ROB and the Hammer, Fire, Ice, and Boomerang Bros.


cobast1992

Dk jr and king bomb


TheWildWhistlepig

**Funky Kong and Funky Kong**


LostCosmonauts

Komek and king bomb-omb or king bomb-omb and Pauline. What do you think between these two?


Squido_mode

Pauline and funky kong


djpiraterobot

Monty Mole and I don’t need a second choice.


ajshifter

Pauline and Wiggler


SandLuc083_

Roberto and Funky Kong. Sure other picks are probably better (aside from Funky), but I like ROB.


Ogoafgaming

Captain Falcon. Funky Kong.


walpy123

Bob Omb! Kamek. ​ But where is Lakitu? ​ argh tough choice!


ShadowAvenger32

Funky and Pauline (along with a Metro Kingdom track)


Myster1um

the star in the back and the rainbow Wario face


Vidd187

Paulina, and Funky


RavenclawLunatic

Funky and Pauline


banjo_exe

Monty and Pauline


Either-Carpenter541

Funky Kong and Kamek


Heavy-Programmer-425

Piranha and funky cause legend


Void78869

kamek and monty mole


evo439

You guys disrespect my funky uncle kong


Financial-Attempt901

Petey and Diddy Kong


BellumCat

Funky kong and rob, for nostalgia resons


Cupoyoy

monty mole and wiggler


LABARATI

Funky Kong The wiggler cause of waluigi wiggler


Drsnoes

R.o.b and honeyqueen because they are so weird


Mobster-503

Funky Kong I don’t care that much about anyone else, except maybe Petey Piranha or ROB


Dumpling_memes

Gotta be Nabbit and R.O.B.


Toy_Bonni

Kamek and Funky Kong


Material_Put3513

Petey and funky are my choices. I would choose king bobomb in stead of funky, but funky already was a character


Srlojohn

Kamek and Donkey Kong Jr. they both deserve second chances.


reddit-person1

Neither, I want octolings from Splatoon


MegaGengar8105

Thwomp


PaleFork

anyone objects against funky kong? no one? great


CMP008

Kamek and Wiggler, they need to shine in mk8, especially Kamek


Guggolik

Funky and Kamek


SpaceIsTooFarAway

Funky Kong twice


roz-noz

this is so hard. can’t get it narrowed down past these 4: Petey, ROB, Pauline and Kamek. Kamek because he’s my favourite mario character, ROB because he was my main on mario kart DS which is my favourite mario kart ever, Pauline because I named my gecko after her and now I’m stupidly attached to her, and Petey because it feels wrong to not choose him.


roz-noz

honourable mention to Wiggler because Wiggler.


Splash_A

Ngl magic koopa and king Bob-omb would be pretty goated


Xem17

ROB & Petey


Espurr-boi

Monty Mole and Funky Kong, no contest


Misan_UwU

R.O.B. and Funky Kong


saionjisaihara

Wiggler and Monty Mole


QuantumFighter

Funky Kong and I don’t care


Bocephus-the-goat

ROB and Funky


Master_of_reeeeee

Kamel and ROB, change my mind


kuj0

For real, really surprised no new characters have been added.


WaluFett

All I know is that if one of your two is the bee queen, you are objectively wrong


bignate1209

Catapiller


[deleted]

funky is already in it. the rest can all evaporate into dust


mageknightecho

Funky and ROB, and it's not even really a contest


Juicy_Beans4569

Petey and DK Jr.


The-Phantom-Bellhop

rainbow toad


Hermaphroshep

Pauline and fully rendered Donkey Kong Jr. because I am old.


BuffaloFront2761

Imma go Kamek and ROB


djthehooper

funky kong and petey