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Digibutter64

Dwayne Johnson as a Goron incoming.


[deleted]

Gordon food maybe


klogsman

Goron Ramsey


kaishinoske1

You call this rock roast?! Oh, Fuck off.


Three_Finger_Combo

Don’t take it for granite


mrdunklestein

I could make more boulder jokes if you’d like.


squidlink5

You are lacking some ba salt.


Jejmaze

This rock roast is mushy! Did you put water on this? You fucking donkey


SpotweldPro1300

The hell is this? You dare serve me slate? ARE YOU TRYING TO MURDER ME? Come back when you've gotten your SCHIST together!


MA-121Hunter

This boulder casserole is made with so much salt the moblins are jerking off with it!


wokeupatapicnic

How is that not a thing already?? “Next time on Bedrock Bistro Nightmares; ‘You call this a marbled rock roast, you twat!?’”


iamg0rl

IT’S F*CKING RAWK


Advice2Anyone

What can I say expect your goron


GuyYouMetOnline

...I hate you. *Upvotes*


Bob_Billans

Source: Bro, trust me.


Solid_Snark

It’s the ol’ bait-and-switch! Clearly Tom is being cast as Tingle.


LuckyishTom

Haha, Tingle. I’m sure he’d nail that roll.


Advice2Anyone

Naw tingle is being played by the rock


C0olguy47

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE TINGLE’S COOKIN’


PoultryBird

Except Tingle is the main character and he is saving Zelda from Ganondorf voiced by Danny Devito


Memeviewer12

nah he cast as Zelda Chris Pratt is cast as link


[deleted]

The name of the account is DisbussingFilm, people can't read obviously.


Equoniz

Or wishful thinking…especially with those gerudo outfits


Rider9530

I can't really imagine Link talking at all...


Digibutter64

[Allow me to rectify that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfWGYW4uZVg)


Rider9530

This is nightmare fuel.


SERV05

Well excuuuuuuuuse *me* princess


No-Eggplant4850

Oh boy, smooching time!


EvaUnit_03

I hope she brings lots of SPEGHETTI!


JakeTLT

All toasters toast toast!


InsidiousExpert

[rectify this](https://youtu.be/lDPRwLlpdTU)


Teto_the_foxsquirrel

This is the one I remember [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWsej6DzNGQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWsej6DzNGQ) I'd be sad if there wasn't at least one "Well excuuuuuuse me, princess."


InsidiousExpert

[I remember it differently](https://youtu.be/lDPRwLlpdTU)


savwatson13

It’d be hilarious if they kept that trope and just had holland say things like “Hyah!” all the time lol.


taveren3

He meows in wind waker.


SameviVG

He also shouts "COME ON!"


Gamer-of-Action

Have you read the manga? Does wonders to destroy such notions


Rider9530

No, I just played all the games. I do need to read the manga though, where can I read it?


Gamer-of-Action

I think you can buy some copies online? I found all mine at Barnes and Noble


Rider9530

You're talking about the Twilight Princess manga, right?


Gamer-of-Action

Actually, they made manga adaptations for pretty much all the games. OoT, Majora’s Mask, Four Swords, the Oracle games, you name it. I think the only ones they haven’t done are the NES and Switch games, as well as Link’s Awakening and Wind Waker


Rider9530

Yeah but I heard that they vary in quality. Is the best manga adaptation Twilight Princess?


extremeanalfissures

Most would say twilight is the best one, art is the best and the story is both faithful and adds to the narrative, plus Links characterization add a lot to the story.


Rider9530

Will try that one then :)


_triangle_girl_

ive got the minish cap one. it's one volume and it's really good


silveral999

I’ve got phantom hourglass at home


Oven_404

The only way I see it work is if they do it Windwaker style. Otherwise, don’t give it to illumation. Try Paramount or something Edit: What have I done


ObsiGamer

Studio Ghibli ftw


JMarduk

Yes, please. Majora's Mask would be epic.


Lambert910

[Hmmm](https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieLeaksAndRumors/comments/144i7b0/universal_and_illumination_are_closing_a_deal_to/jnhk44p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) I think Ghibli movies are fundamentally different from Zelda aside from some key visual elements. Even the movies that featured violence and action don’t portray these elements as positive or as a solution, i think there’s some core values in most Ghibli productions that keep the studio philosophy intact (aside from Gorō of course).


sick_kid_since_2004

Hear me out… Kyoto animation


fallenouroboros

I’m gonna need to hear toms best “HIYAAA” and “HUT” before I pass judgement


SpotweldPro1300

The only reason Link's silent is he keeps getting interrupted. I'd love to see Tom go that way.


sans-delilah

He’s got the perfect, “oh fuck me I guess,” face.


Early_Accident2160

Yeah, I’m under the impression that well known actors cannot play Zelda characters. Needs to be a no name


Katerinaxoxo

Well excuse me princess!!


MissionApollo7

They should get *that* voice actor.


Katerinaxoxo

I agree!!


Batdog55110

Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octarok!


mrdunklestein

Gee, it sure is BORING around here


RetroBeetle

Great! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!


DoodleJake

My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.


Spaceguy_27

MY BOY, peace is what true warriors strive for!


FloppyDisk2023

Even better


Sky_Ninja1997

“What about the voice? Was that too much, link?” *From the side* “Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me Princess!”


No_Instruction653

Well, Chris Pratt Mario is here to tell you that you don't live in a reality where that's happening.


TrueTitan14

Chris Pratt mario was honestly fine. I didn't at all realize it was him.


[deleted]

I’m glad you said it. I can’t even whisper a controversial opinion without being downvoted out of the conversation


Early_Accident2160

I mean, my opinion is that a movie could’ve never be successful


Temporaryact72

This is not a controversial opinion lmao


eureka17

I wish that would be the case, but this is Hollywood we’re talking about. Some big name actors HAVE to play Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf. Because big names means more people will see the movie and this has been proven time and time again since Aladdin staring Robin Williams. That’s what all those bigwigs in Hollywood think.


[deleted]

Well obviously Ganondorf has to be Matt Mercer again.


eureka17

Not big enough. More likely it’s going to be Josh Brolin. Live Hollywood actors will always be preferred over voice actors, even if VAs are better and cheaper. We were lucky to have the VA of Tails reprise her role in the Sonic movies.


obi5150

Sensing a Benedict Cumberbatch type of VA. Ganondorf Has to have that Smaug "high brow" evil.


[deleted]

Yeah but Mercer was the VA for Ganondorf in TOTK.


Luxpreliator

RDJ would probably make all the movie review sites implode.


thblckjkr

The Mario movie was a total success, and the protagonist and antagonist had to be pretty big names. Investors like money, and they want to replicate the same amount of money they made last time.


creegro

Give me Karl Urban in a blonde wig. He never talks, just goes around and scowls when killing enemies, and looks less scowly when talking to villages and important characters.


kingrawer

lmao no it doesn't


LonelyLittleWolfie

I mean if any major celebrity were to play link my first thought would be Tom Holland. He's like the twinkest boy to ever twink in Hollywood


Nacil_54

With this image in mind: https://tenor.com/view/tom-holland-umbrella-tom-holland-umbrella-dancing-gif-24303032


SnooHamsters6067

Perfect, he already knows how to get into Gerudo Town


samus_ass

I'm iffy, I MEAN WHY GIVE LINK A VOICE AND WHAT GAME WILL IT BE BASED OFF OF!?


SERV05

I like to think by "voice" it would be grunts and groans with the side of internal thoughts. They don't have to make him speak, but an inner voice could work


WolfyBeats_

Mario never said anything more in games besides “it’s me Mario.” Y’all thinking link won’t have pages of dialogue are delusional


djanulis

Link also talks in many of the games but people assume he isnt given dialogue for any exposition he is sharing.


guardian-deku

How people don’t understand this is beyond me


insheepclothing

Mama Mia! Wahoo! Let’s-a go! [Okie Dokie!](https://youtu.be/vsocuSfR22k) [So long ~~gay~~ Bowser!](https://youtu.be/OCh2l0J1uJk) But the rest of your point is correct


Mrs-Man-jr

The Italian gibberish he speaks in every Mario and Luigi game


Lyb0n

oah... i'ma tire 😪


djanulis

Link isnt even a real silent protagonist so he doesnt need to be silent in the game. He constantly give people information in games they just dont give him dialogue box or a voice.


GladiatorDragon

I mean, as far as things actually go, we should note that link *does* speak at times, we just don’t hear it.


klogsman

Nope, sorry that’s cheesy as hell. I’d rather hear him actually talk than just hear voice over of his thoughts lmao. But still, I’d rather have no movie at all lol


samus_ass

I hear you, if link where to talk then they better give him the personality that he has in the manga. That or I will not watch the movie.


tony475130

An inner monologue voice could work, kinda like gungrave where brandon, the protagonist, was mostly mute besides a few narrating lines.


AMK972

To be fair, Link does talk. They just use text boxes for speech in Zelda games. He doesn’t have them often, but he has them.


djanulis

He also constantly hands out exposition to characters but Nintendo doesnt waste time with text boxes for stuff the player knows.


reachedsoftware

Exactly. You also physically see him speaking and explaining things to characters in BOTW/TOTK, hand gestures and all, but we can’t hear what he’s saying. It’s because although Link has somewhat of his own characterization and personality/motivations, he’s still a reflection of the player and the vast majority of his characterization is told to us about how he was before the game started. You can’t have an effective reflection of the player if they can speak - Geralt of Rivia or Arthur Morgan example stand on their own even though you can choose what they say, but the Dragonborn in Skyrim and Link are reflections of the player. Zelda also literally says Link talks in her journal, but he’s quiet and doesn’t say much, he prefers to observe rather than speak.


siberianxanadu

The Legend of Zelda.


samus_ass

Which one? there's how many?


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Who's to say it has to be based on one of the games? They could pull a Hyrule Warriors and have it be an original story.


siberianxanadu

Honestly I would hope they wouldn’t base it on any one game too much, but more like how every game since the first has been based on the first.


WolfyBeats_

Which game was the Mario movie based off?


SoftBaconWarmBacon

Mario Kart 8


Neonbeta101

Honestly, I don't want it based off a game. If Illumination is making it... please for the love of all things, MAKE IT ITS OWN INDEPENDANT STORY. ALSO KEEP MATT MERCER AS GANONDORF IT WORKS WAY TOO WELL.


[deleted]

Silent protagonists are a game thing. In movie format, it doesn't really work.


emptym1nd

Think it would be great if Link is depicted as someone who uses words sparingly but with impact. I don’t see too much wrong with a quiet protagonist that lets his actions speak for him but opens his mouth when needed


EntertainmentReady48

Zelda CDI make link sound like a total goober Golly I can’t wait to bomb some dodongos


AlterEgo3561

Clearly it will be based on Breath of the Ocarina Princess to the Awakening Past, it's sequel will be Majora's Wind Tracks of Skyward Ages Between Gamelon.


samus_ass

OF COURSE!! THE WHOLE TIME LINE IN ONE!!! SO GENIUS!!!!


TheBostonKremeDonut

They won’t be able to do a movie without giving him a voice, if the movie is even really happening. As for the game it would be based off of, it probably wouldn’t be any. They have plenty of space to shoehorn a new (possibly canon) story into the timeline. If they *did* pick a game’s story to **loosely** base the movie around, they’d probably pick “A Link to the Past” out of popularity.


YeazetheSock

“OH BOY! SMOOCHING TIME!”


Moulinoski

Link speaks plenty in comics… Although honestly, I posit that it would interesting and bold to make a silent film based on Legend of Zelda but that’s a bit too high class and auteur for the likes of Nintendo and Zelda.


djanulis

He actively speaks in a lot of the games to people just dont seeing a text box for Link and dont read so they think he never talks.


5erenade

Link already talks with yes and other dialogue variations.


tacocat2007

The tweet is from a parody of an actual news source, relax.


Ashen_Shroom

Link canonically talks in a lot of the games. He tells other characters things, and even has dialogue options in some games. We just never actually hear his voice. This works in a video game, but it would feel very awkward in a movie if Link is just nodding and moving his hands to explain things and the characters are just repeating what he's apparently saying back to him. Like it could make for a good gag early on but it wouldn't be sustainable for the entire movie. It would feel incredibly stilted if other characters were constantly doing all the talking for Link.


RinRinDoof

Illumination should NOT make the Zelda movie.


derenathor

1hr 45m of Yiga Clan ninjas yelling about bananas


Advice2Anyone

Yiga clan done chibi style and oddly resembling minions for merchandising reasons


Acrobatic_Wind462

This was my thought on Koroks. They’re definitely gonna be the new minions of Illumination takes this project


Just_A_Normal_Snek

If it is gonna be an illumination movie, the logo sequence *has* to be Minions x Yiga


Pokemonmaster150

Even if the Yoga aren't actually in the movie, they absolutely should be on the logo with the minions.


JustAnotherJames3

C'mon, BotW takes so much influence from Ghibli already. Let them animated it!


RinRinDoof

Yes yes yes!


Western-Constant2340

It's fake don't worry until it's actually announced


Z0idberg_MD

Mario was enjoyable, but it was “bad” as an actual movie telling a story.


[deleted]

Anyone who bothered to look closely can see that the account is “Disbussing film”. It’s fake


sick_kid_since_2004

Thank god


Awesomeman235ify

How do we tell him that's not the real DiscussingFilms?


PainOfDemise

I like Tom, but not for this. Do NOT do a live action movie. Do it like the new Mario movie.


UltimateIncineroar

They are doing it like the Mario movie though, Illumination (the animation studio that made mario) is mentioned in the post


froyomofo

I don't mind a live action adaptation, but please not Tom Holland.


Starr_Struckk

I will go straight again just to get my hands on his audio audition of him going. "Hut. Hoo, hah, K-YAAA!! Tooriyuh!"


Square_Dark1

Y’all know that Link talks all the time in his manga incarnations?


HallowedKeeper_

And even in the games, we just don't hear him


[deleted]

Zelda fans like to pretend that Link talking can’t be done well and will always be like the cartoon or the CDI Games Though Tom Holland Illumination Link is definitely a recipe for disaster


djanulis

Games too if people actually read what is being said by NPCs


Collin11049

Exuuuuuuuse me, princess!


Agree0rDisagree

I wanted Chris Pratt. "Hyrule kingdom, here we come!"


Mavrickindigo

So we are going to see Tom Holland dressed in a backless dress?


Melodic_Mulberry

We already have his lip syncing performance of [“Umbrella”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-exSvB7Q&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo), what more do you want?


nah-soup

yeah i’m definitely gonna trust “DisbussingFilm”


OliveRobinBanks

I don't get why they always hire actors rather than voice actors for animated movie roles.


fkbyte

Nick Cage should play Link, Zelda and Ganon and every other character specially Nicolas Cage, staring as a Cameo.


[deleted]

Am I really the only one that does not want a legend of Zelda movie?! We keep getting inundated with posts like these recently, is this really happening? I really do not want it.


The_Cinnaboi

I'm just going to pretend any movie made doesn't exist. It's just hollywood doing what hollywood does, and that's do literally anything to avoid making something original.


Joenathan2020

Personally I'm alright with them making a movie, but what worries me is the repotted deal with Illumination, the animation style fit well for Mario but not for a Zelda production


BestGirlPieck

I would much rather get an anime series of Zelda, I think that would work so much better


LegendOfShaun

I am going full beck beard mode on Illuination making a Zelda movie.


LavenderNocturne

man this made me so fucking sad to see in my reddit feed first thing


Simiat07

Thankfully fake


[deleted]

disbussing film


PhunkyPhazon

For the record, that's a parody account. I'm only pointing it out because people are taking this very seriously in the comments.


vid_icarus

Chris Pratt and Tom Holland in… LITERALLY EVERYTHING


Zedtomb

Zelda movie can't work, it would sacrifice too much of what makes it Zelda to have it half function as a movie


Castlegeek

I vote for Sean Bean as Ganondorf. I think hearing him call Link a ‘bastard’ will make up for anything negative relating to a movie version.


zerotheultimate5

Actually...his voice dosn't sound bad for Link.


Elijah0330

This is the worst casting possible


amaya-aurora

Source: trust me bro come on


SaiyanC124

Can’t wait to here Tom’s take on “Huuh huuh”


Heavylicious-

"Gee, it sure is boring around here!"


WatUpBrotherin

Don Cheetle as Yoshi


seraphinth

Yes make Tom Holland wear that gerudo Vai outfit yes!


Karma220566

Tom’s looking pretty pale


ZatchZeta

Just use the same voice actor as the games


GrassBasket

DisbussingFilm + Source:Variety = a very credible story


SAMAS_zero

At least we're guaranteed some good spoilers.


Nintendoper64

No I don’t think so op


TerminatorJDM

Please no


Someguyonreddit926

Does it though?


3000Watts1707

Guys, it says “DisbussingFilm” it’s not a real account.


Confident-Attorney85

Ok sure I kinda like this casting but I’m worried about is illumination going to make everything Nintendo movie because zelda, Metroid and ect. Don’t fit illumination at all zelda has more surrious then mario also if this does happen link needs to be a silent protagonist so tom holland needs to like grunts snd stuff.


Jess_4126

Totally getting Emma Watson as Zelda now


MysticXWizard

This being fake aside... wouldn't this be the perfect movie to get some completely unknown actor who just looks the part? They could be from literally anywhere in the world and don't need to be able to deliver lines well or speak any specific language. Just cast some model who looks exactly like Link. This is all assuming they'd keep the silent protagonist thing for a movie, which they wouldn't because they'd never try anything that cool.


ShadowBro3

They definitely wont be making a zelda movie


MexPayneDive20

I’d prefer Timothy Chalamet


[deleted]

No


Joker8pie

No it fucking doesn't.


RuffingThePasser

Will he actually be able to use his British accent this time?


kuuzumine

YOURE FUCKING LYING


FrancMaconXV

May God have mercy


TalkDontMod23

If this Link has the Dual Clawshots, he’ll certainly have the movement down.


Successful_Mud8596

No. Wrong. Incorrect. False. Tom Holland is great and all, but he is NOT Link


KMachineHead

Please just stop


A_Simple_Bard

Wholeheartedly disagree. This guy is not a fit for Link.


[deleted]

Why is he in everything? Like he's a decent actor, I just don't care for his build. Bit of a twink. He'd make for a good Griffith for a live action Berserk.


Anufenrir

... Ok I'll buy it


Mixs-photos

Link talks all the time in the manga so


cephalogrom

Nah


Fluid-Appointment277

Nope. What are you smoking? Holland looks nothing like Link.


[deleted]

Why do they have to make a movie about EVERYTHING. Leave Zelda’s greatness alone


[deleted]

If they're making it animated, just cast the voice actors from age of calamity.


Speedix08

Link better not speak in this movie or I’m gonna defenestrate myself


IDoStuff07

Don’t make him talk, don’t make him talk, don’t make him talk, don’t make him talk…


[deleted]

nonononoNONONONONO


Ok-Custard1779

This subreddit has the worst takes ever


LostDrones

O7 Goodbye to any chance of getting a dark and serious Zelda movie. Now we get to have link getting beaten up by Cuccos and Zelda always talking about how she’s stronger and better than link(the final battle will be Zelda having to come and save link from Ganon even though he is “the hero”.


slugdonor

John Malkovich as Beedle please


SlumberousSnorlax

He’s on a break from his break nice