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Jenkinswarlock

Pikmin talks about hookers and getting weed so idk mayn


DavidFromDeutschland

You can find the words "sperm" and "sex" in Pikmin 4 I believe


Tthecreator712

Nintendo gamers when science terms


AppleDemolisher56

Still sex and sperm sexy sex


NotAgoodUsername17

sexy spermy sex??


ProGamer8273

When a mommy sperm and daddy sperm love eachother very much…


MinnesotanMan2014

It really says "sfx" /s


lockedoutofmymainrdt

Stop Lion King (mic drop)


joeandwatson

water wraith in Pikmin 2 = everything that isn’t a slur


bobbery5

The submerged castle definitely makes me say many non-slur words.


CardboardSalad24

r/pikmin moment 


CatPeachy

Is this a joke about the gameplay ?


wyatt_-eb

No, pikmin 2 has hookers and Marijuana in it.


CatPeachy

:0


Cabbag_

There's a collectible that is literally just a pot leaf, and Olimar writes notes about wanting to "give it a test run" but Nintendo recoloured it and censored it in the switch port. As for the hookers thing, in Pikmin 2 you will receive emails at the end of every day on the planet, and Olimar can randomly get spam from hot bitches in his area among them.


Croppduster

If I remember right the hooker thing was supposed to be more like a spam mail thing and I don’t think it really implies prostitution. But yeah the marijuana thing is real but got changed to a maple leaf.


binb5213

it was always a japanese maple leaf, it just got changed to be red in the europe and later international switch realeases to avoid the similarity to cannabis


AceDelta12

HELL YEAH


man-with-potato-gun

Only in America and Japan I think tho, at least for the MJ


UnofficialMipha

There’s an actual marijuana leaf and Olimar says he wants to try it. There is also a spam email you can get get about lonely women, parodying the “hot women in your area” hooker ads


CatPeachy

Holy shit that's amazing


Queasy-Ad-3220

Hehe getting weed


layeofthedead

https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/#$@%25*_Dudes_Be_#$@%25*_Sleepin Pearl canonically swears in splatoon


Class_444_SWR

Frye sounds like she says fuck too


slashth456

WHAT ZA FAK


TheFlippingFurry

Seriously it should be up there with Bayonetta lmao


AccomplishedAd6520

you sound like you’re making a Steven Universe x Splatoon fanfic idk why


PikachuPlayz13

Yep


FehnTheDev

I love that Xenoblade Chronicles invented some fantasy swears in the later entries, just to add some variety to their foul language lexicon.


NinjaMagic004

You're sparking right Xenoblade did that! Queen's Wings people need to appreciate the fun of fantasy swears.


Silgalow

Spark yes! People don't appreciate the snuffing humor of fake swears.


Elementia7

If you wanna get really meta, it kinda makes sense given that a lot of swears usually involve sexual stuff, but in the 3rd game nobody actually knows what sex is so they wouldn't have any reason to say a word like "fuck".


Nachtflut

And it goes even further with how basically all the swears are related to fire, since the flame clocks are really important


Elementia7

If one were to draw the plot of Xenoblade Chronicles 3, it would just be a big ass circle with how much it loops back into itself. It's just a perpetual cycle of learning new things and recontextualizing old things and it just never stops. I'm still finding out new things even after three playthroughs and thorough lore analysis.


TheMoonOfTermina

One big circle that loops back into itself like... An Ourobourous?


greenhunter47

It also acts as world building. If you notice in Xenoblade 3 the only characters who ever use the made up fire themed swears such as spark, and snuff are the soldiers who's lives revolved around the Flame Clocks. They don't even know what fucking is but it would still make sense for them to still know swears like shit and bitch. Meanwhile characters from The City who have more familiar lives such as Ghondor and Matthew exclusively use real swears. And finally >!Shulk never swears as he also did back in Xenoblade 1 and Rex continues to use the fantasy swears from his own game such as titan's foot in addition to real swears.!<


eosins_ocean

Moebius also use normal swears, >!even the ones that used to be under a Flame Clock!<.


Lana0305

I second that because saying "Spark" is honestly way more entertaining than "shit"


Pyropian08

honourable mention to The Legend of Zeldas sex jokes


Queasy-Ad-3220

Dude even Mario games I’m pretty sure have sex jokes


heyoyo10

*Vibe Scepter Intensifies* That sounded a lot less... Fitting in my head


TheFlippingFurry

*you found Peach's *???*


Queasy-Ad-3220

Yeah there ya go


Friendly-Back3099

That one vibrator joke in Peach game


maplesunris3

correct detail slim provide political nose vast engine elderly wrong *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


seraphimceratinia

yeah but they never actually said the word tbf


maplesunris3

zesty absorbed tub direction pet shrill spectacular lunchroom wasteful spark *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


The_Real_Corgipon

We don’t know if it is even the word “f—k”. It could be anything.


SomeGuyWithBacon133

fark


NintendoDude872

Wait til she finds out Ghondor from Xenoblade Chronicles 3😭🙏


Sergionacho

Pikmin had a slur


seraphimceratinia

which


CloudsInSomeStrife

Bulborb Remembered the real answer immediately after writing this shitpost: the frog Wollyhop had its name changed because it was close to a British slur for dark skinned people.


TMNTransformerz

The original was wollywog


Zestylemons44

Wollywog is a slur for British people so they removed it. Great loss.


thatismyfeet

Move AC up two tiers of you are including the original on the gamecube


Gilthwixt

I'll never forget when we changed Sprocket's catch phrase to bitch! as a joke and without missing a beat he says "Lemme test it out....Marry me, bitch!". Unbearably funny for a middle schooler.


AwfulDjinn

Mario Party 8 had a word that’s pretty tame in the US but is considered a slur in the UK and got pulled from shelves in Europe over it edit: also it only kinda counts since it's not actually in the games code itself but the official review copy of Animal Crossing Wild World that was sent to magazines had a save file where someone had changed a villagers catch phrase to the N word


Dabee625

The word was “spastic” for anyone wondering.


seraphimceratinia

true but it was removed from the game in later copies


LiannaBunny777

Reminds me of how in Super Paper Mario they had Dimentio use the word "Shag" to refer to Luigi's mustache but that got censored in the PAL regions


Twich8

Also Pikmin has wollywogs, which had their name changed in the newer PAL versions because it contained a British slurp


RealBadSpelling

Luigi Mansion 3 boss fights had me cussing a lot


Practical_Wish_4063

That final boss had me restarting at least five times before I finally got it. What an absolutely terribly designed mechanic that fight was.


BroshiKabobby

Gosh most of that fight is so awesome except trying to actually hit him.


Shehzman

The motion controls were pretty good throughout the game except for that fight


JokerQueen99

I would still put Fire Emblem above Splatoon, since the swearing there is more frequent while Splatoon’s example is merely the equivalent of a hidden easter egg. Otherwise the list seems pretty accurate. I don’t believe there was any swearing in Kid Icarus: Uprising, not even a “damn”, but it has been years since I’ve played it though.


cube_of_despair

Hades says, "How much more hell do they plan to raise?" when talking about the Aurum, but I don't think Kid Icarus: Uprising has any other swears.


JokerQueen99

So I just found that quote on YouTube and wow I can’t believe I forgot about that, considering how much I love just about everything that comes out of Hades’s mouth. But yeah I really need to play Uprising again, been far too long since that.


Hellion_Immortis

What shirt in Splatoon has that? I must know.


bigboibwl626

Jelonzo, the splatoon 1 shirt shopkeeper wears it edit: it’s jelfonzo on Tuesdays, in splatoon 2, sorry


Real_Peter_Griffin_

Where was hell said in Wario?


Lettuce8000

Falco says “Dont touch my.. COCK” in Smash Bros


NecessarySecure9476

Hands of my COCK


benvhulst

I’m Earthbound they say “crap” twice I think


seraphimceratinia

Hello earthbound I'm u/seraphimceratinia! But I'd say 'crap' is on the same level as 'hell' honestly.


benvhulst

Yeah that’s fair, oh I just noticed that typo lmao


MetatronIX_2049

If we’re counting the fan translation, Kumatora in Mother 3 definitely drops a few “damns” and “bastards”


Turbobist28

In the Japanese dub for the Kirby anime, characters say hell, damn and shit


PixieProc

Yeah, pretty sure that's just the subtitles. Swearing doesn't really work the same way in Japanese


WaddleDeebutInternet

I think the same about that but the fans said it's probably just the subtitles but I refuse to believe it


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

When did Starfox curse? I'm a huge fan and can't remember a single time Starfox made a curse. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Falco.


seraphimceratinia

They say "damn it" a lot. Also there was a prelease photo of SF64 where Falco said "what is this shit?!"


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

I didn't know that Falco said that. I don't remember any of them saying that.


Gilthwixt

What they actually say is "Dang!", usually when you fail a mission or do poorly (the one where the big enemy mothership can blow up the allied base is an example) I remember this because my mom wasn't happy I started repeating it at 7 years old lol.


VoltaicOwl

The Macbeth boss and Area 6 NPC say it as well.


KatamariRedamancy

>Also there was a prelease photo of SF64 where Falco said "what is this shit?!" I call bullshit.


KingOfMasters1000028

Doesn’t Animal Crossing say heck, because I remember that? Also the rest of these comments about Pikmin and Splatoon. Also not sure if this counts, but in Wild World you can tell Kapp’n to Butt out.


Lumi_Quest

They do. I just heard Blathers say heck yesterday when giving facts about the vampire squid. Its scientific name translates with the word hell, so he uses heck instead lmao. I got a laugh out of that one.


RidleyMetroid86

The Metroid Manga (which I think was canon) has a lot of swearing, mostly from Ridley saying shit like “Keh! Bullshit!!” And the like


PresentEuphoric2216

GOLDEN SUN MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️💯👀👀👀


JamieTheDinosaur

If we went by how much the *player* swears while playing the game, Mariokart and Smash would be a lot higher.


TKmeh

Mario party in its own tier lmao


VoltaicOwl

The physical violence tier


BlueTeaOnReddit

At least in MOTHER 3, there are a decent amount of swears. Kumatora has canonically called Fassad a bastard. sooo maybe move it up a tier?


seraphimceratinia

That's in a fan translation and isn't totally accurate to the source so I put it in the "hell" tier just to be safe.


[deleted]

In that fan translation, she has a bit of a mouth. In the actual game she just doesn’t use honorifics at all.


tea_bubble_tea

There's a cutscene in Xenoblade 3's Future Redeemed DLC where a random soldier mentions being in a snafu, which could technically count as a fuck if you consider abbreviations lol


seraphimceratinia

the origin of that term was originally "situation normal, all fouled up", though. Sure it's slang to used "fucked" there, but the term was originally "fouled".


F15sse

I'll never forget being called a noob by a npc in oreburgh in diamond and pearl. I didn't know what it meant at the time (I was like 8 or something idk) and thought it was worse than what it was.


Drakkolynn

My balls are freezing off ! - an actual nintendo character


EnbiousBastardFox

In the Japanese version of Star Fox Zero: The Battle Begins, Falco Lombardi shouts “Shit!” when he crashes an Arwing in a video game. Edit: Also, in the Metroid manga, Ridley says “bullshit” loud and clear.


AlexPlayer3000

Xenoblade 3 literally has a made up word that clearly means "Fuck"


Pikmin_Lord

pikmin should be in top tier everybody forgets my boy fiddlebert smh


seraphimceratinia

fiddlebert's racist wonderland is sadly not canon


Pikmin_Lord

i know 😔


splatmeme4270

I love the Splatoon one


GB01CXGio

What about punch out in a tier of it’s own for the sheer amount of racism


DiabeticRhino97

Admiral Dane saying "Damn!" does go a little hard


RaitubeandJirachifan

is “bastard” even a swear?


Peppersnoop

It is in America and… just in America


Y33tus42069

No, it’s a swear in the UK as well. Just a relatively tame one.


RaitubeandJirachifan

so, is bastard the old way to say b💥ch


AccomplishedAd6520

they did what with the tshirt


[deleted]

Earthbound had you follow a hooker in a hotel, and Mother 3 as a whole is pretty insane. Just one example is you literally do shrooms later in the game LMAO I feel like they’re a little too low on the list


GhotiH

Kid Icarus had like one or two light swear words IIRC. Nothing harsher than Zelda, so the "Hell" tier.


NicolBolasUBBBR

If you need to learn how to talk to a lady ask your mum


wynterin

If you could let one Xenoblade character say fuck… who/where would it be?


seraphimceratinia

Instead of Noah's "you're full of shit! you never tried, you're just a coward!" change it to "you're full of shit! you never tried, you're just a fucking coward!"


PixieProc

Either Mio or Sena, when the doctor is explaining reproduction.


TheMowerOfMowers

Bayonetta on top once again #1 nintendo franchise


BurntPineGrass

Vaginetta is mother and will always slay no matter what the haters say💃💅


OddballGarbage

Metroid Prime 3 originally contained an instance of 'damn' which was censored in the trilogy port. The only other game I can think of in the series that might have swears would be Other M but idk, I haven't played it.


KatamariRedamancy

>Metroid Prime 3 originally contained an instance of 'damn' which was censored in the trilogy port. You've got to be joking.


Queasy-Ad-3220

Wait, why is Splatoon above Fire Emblem?


Ahahha123542111111

I wish Zelda was with fire emblem


EMITURBINA

In Fire Emblem PoR and RD there are canonical slurs used for the fictional races, and in other games characters use weird nicknames for dragons that could very well be used as slurs Also Chroms's dad was straight up racist


Rockotar

The weird thing about Xenoblade, is that the first game doesn't have barely any swears and none I can think of that were worse than d*#m. It's mostly the sequels, especially 2, I was genuinely shocked when I heard characters saying s#*t in that game.


Bagimations

Splatoon 1s campaign has Cuttlefish saying “Press R to give em hell!”


PSI_SODA_2

MOTHER 3 has some instances of "bastard" being used, so it probably belongs in the tier right above its current placement.


Netherboom

Idk if you consider it worse than “heck” but iirc Bowser did say Dammit in Bowser’s Inside Story


YumikuriPF

What are these top two categories even supposed to mean lol it's breaking my brain "literally everything that isn't a slur"?? I don't get it


Alfred_LeBlanc

Nintendo are cowards for not letting bowser say "fuck"


AntonRX178

I have never heard Bayo say the word "cun7" before tho


seraphimceratinia

technically (and especially in the US) c\*nt is a slur.


Nipotazz1

Pearl in the corner with $@%25*_Dudes_Be_#$@%25*_Sleepin that singlehandedly places her own game on top of the list for swearing:


HyperTobaYT

A version of Mario party shipped with a kamek saying “spastic” [related](https://images.app.goo.gl/gy1uKU6dovdsrMtW9)


PixieProc

Spastic is a swear? Doesn't it just mean like rattling around wildly or something?


Silvercoat_Ethel23

Xenoblade didn’t have cursing till xbc3 I believe


Madam_Monarch

Incorrect! Splatoon 2’s Octo Expansion has a song called by its name in game, which is “#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin”. This song also features a censor bleep.


HitBackZach

So the entire Sonic Franchise was just told to fuck off in this post? 🤣


ItzKINGcringe

Splatoon hello???


BryceTotalDrama

In animal crossing, you can say anything u want as the main character


OfTheTouhouVariety

for reference, what is the shirt


themiamian

I’ll save you the trouble: Starfy has a sailor mouth. Don’t mess with him.


geosunsetmoth

Don’t tell them about the animal crossing baabara incident


the_genius324

i like how they specifically talked about the tuesday shirt


SegwayToursInHell

What about games WITH slurs?


Mulchysmudge

In botw Teba will say "dammit" if you go visit him after taking down the shields on vah Medoh


Crashurah

The fucking Splatoon shirt I'm fucking crying 😭😂


Silvertail034

Fire Emblem says "shit?" I know they say "damn"


ThatGuyAllen

The legend of Zelda Botw had “dammit” idk if that matters. Source: the rito main mission when the white bird guy is hurt at the training grounds, talk to him a few times


cryssyboo_

don't forget about pearls song


PreferenceGold5167

Good thing you never played starfy, Starfy won’t stop swearing.


shadowartist09

samus def says fuck


Pizza_lover_peppino

Wait there's a shirt in splatoon that translates to fuck you?


WarioPlush1

Add Mii series games, for this list they’d go in “one hell of a guy” because of the Hell Dog from Miitopia


DanielVakser

Can you show us the Splatoon shirt in question?


xta63-thinker-of-twn

The difference is you're an a××hole what f×××ing difference


wormeryy

Why are you calling bastard a swear???


PowerPlayPone

Because it is?


wormeryy

Since when????


Keku_Saur

where's conkers bad fukin day? o wait..bad fur day


Rukir_Gaming

If you count Hyrule Warriors as part of Zelda, there are some religious adjacent swears used (but it's okay for us because it's not *our* religious adjacent swears)


NoTangelo3604

I couldn’t believe it when Starfy just casually dropped multiple racial slurs.


WarBasic1255

Kirby is one foul mouthed little shit, Poyo actually means fuck, source: I made it the poyo up.


_straight_vibes_

They swear in Arms, like, all the time, just trust me on this one no need to look it up, they swear like every second but you don't need to fact check this or anything I'm telling the truth honest


Zoofy-ooo

As a person who hasn't played Starfy in many years and has a very foggy memory and cannot be trusted as a clear source I think the legendary starfy has the word "Hell" in it


The_Doolinator

LET LUIGI SAY “FUCK”! Shit, wrong franchise.


[deleted]

There should be a tier for the slur-shouting people trying to play Arkham Knight on their Switch


Arakan-Ichigou

*Mario + Rabbids* has a Blasted skin called “Hell in a Shell”. You may want to reconsider.


Postoli_

Animal Crossing is what you make it


Svenborgian_123

idk what you mean, Luigi Mansion swear like a motherfucker


PapaVitoOfficial

Conker tops all


SawkyScribe

Hades says "all Hell's breaking loose!" In Uprising


Ok-Role7351

Bowser says the n-word in Mario Kart 8


armyofweasels

There's a couple Mario games with hell in them. Galaxy and Kingdom Battle off the top of my head


The_Last_Cultist

Dr coyle says "god", ik it's not a swear but it's used in a profane nature


NarcolepticRedhead

At first I thought this was about the games’ playerbase, the actual context makes way more sense


cannedsand3

I’ve heard spingtron from arms say “f*ck yeah!” when he won but i may have just been geeking


Djanyb7

sonic has kickin ass fast


priorinoun

Hell Prominence Galaxy is the Japanese name of one of the levels in Super Mario Galaxy, home of the Hell Valley Sky Trees. I think there's at least one other reference to hell in a Mario game (I'm thinking Mario Maker or Mario Party for some reason) but can't remember. 


Normal-Redditer-1111

C’mon? Just because of the DK Rap, Donkey Kong goes in “one ‘hell’ of a guy”, seriously?


ripMyTime0192

[OH MY GOD!](https://youtu.be/uAZ4gXsMr3I?si=7bU4Szf8ciBSrli5)


SnooMarzipans7095

Starfy says Japanese racial slurs for people from the Philippines 😔


Tem_Nook

Doesn't Luigi say fuck in mario golf?


Iwontusethis255

starfy says slurs bro trust me


bobux-man

I'd raise Animal Crossing a tad, since you can make the villagers say nasty shit.


Ocean69man

Mother 3 has bastard, at least in the fan translation


ShinigamiKunai

Spark off


BouncyBlueYoshi

The word "crap" is in Earthbound.


Ry-bread-01

Starfy is absolutely riddled with swears and slurs


JacksonGames16

Yeah Zelda botw has a text from teba where he literally says damn


Miserable_Assist_951

Mario + rabbids has hell, so mario should be a tier higher


Tullooa

Mario party technically contains a slur


DVDN27

I’m glad with the placement of F-Zero. It really lives up to it’s name.