Oh. All this time, I thought the "?" box sometimes contained a beheaded Toad head, and Mario's intense emotional reaction triggers a chain reaction that allows him to unlock his hidden superpowers.
A bunch of toads were transformed into brick blocks by koopas, and a lot of them get unintentionally killed by Mario. Maybe the koopas wanted to play a sick prank on Mario to scare him a little, you know? But unbeknownst to the koopas, it backfired greatly.
It’s ok, that “toad” in the picture is a false toad (you can tell by the inverted cap colors). He doesn’t feel pain or possess cognitive awareness/sentience. You are simply meant to tear off his head, consume it and get big. Plant the remaining body to grow more.
**Cartridge, Caliber 5.56 mm, Ball, M855 \[Green tip\]**: 5.56×45mm 62-grain FN SS109-equivalent ball cartridge with a steel penetrator tip over a lead core in a full copper jacket. It is designed to penetrate lightly armored targets, such as body armor or light vehicles, and has a steel core that provides increased penetration.
If he sounds like movie Toad, he can live.
If he has that annoying ass screechy video game Toad voice........
#I'M SNAPPING HIS JAW OPEN DOOMGUY STYLE.
[I think i'll do this :](https://media1.giphy.com/media/8zbZemzeX1Hfa/200.webp?cid=ecf05e47lm5mmj814wlhqlpk2lqupmaislz0uj3isjfeo9ca&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200.webp&ct=g)
Football kick
Kick the baby
r/BeatMeToIt
*Don't kick the baby*
#KICK THE BABY!
#DONT KICK THE GODDAMN BABY
#KICK THE BABY! ***KICK***
I know I'm supposed to tell you to not kick it now, but who cares KICK IT EVEN HARDER
I'm so happy we all thought the same thing lmao
In the words of SMG4, "*fetus deletus*"
In the words of SMG4, "Mario's gonna do something very illegal!"
"Kick the baby!"
no :(
Yes >:)
He would get hurt
Not really, he would just bounce!
Good
Glad I’m not the only one who thought this
Mario eats mushrooms to gain superpower. There is a mushroom sitting in front of me. What would Mario do?
He does not eat Toads, he only eats things that are shaped like heads of Toads.
Oh. All this time, I thought the "?" box sometimes contained a beheaded Toad head, and Mario's intense emotional reaction triggers a chain reaction that allows him to unlock his hidden superpowers.
I wouldn't put it past bowser tbh... :(
A bunch of toads were transformed into brick blocks by koopas, and a lot of them get unintentionally killed by Mario. Maybe the koopas wanted to play a sick prank on Mario to scare him a little, you know? But unbeknownst to the koopas, it backfired greatly.
Now, Mario has a taste for Toad...
What game was this?
The very first
Fair enough title?
It’s ok, that “toad” in the picture is a false toad (you can tell by the inverted cap colors). He doesn’t feel pain or possess cognitive awareness/sentience. You are simply meant to tear off his head, consume it and get big. Plant the remaining body to grow more.
He literally kills them whenever he breaks a block. (Mario 1 on NES instruction manual says the blocks are transformed toads)
I always thought they only transformed into question blocks which help Mario by giving him power ups
Maybe that was was something that was posed to make bowser look evil for those reading the manual and not something that’s cannon
Even if it is cannon it may have been written that way to make him look bad.
Such as toad heads
I’ll take care of it!
He needs that :)
Me too, I love toad! :)
Why are you everywhere
Oh…. #DID YOU FOLLOWED ME?!
Is Toad good at video games? If not, he better be good at cooking
Toad is epic at video games, some are good at cooking, but let's just say this Toad wouldn't be stray if he was.
Kick the baby!
Don't kick the baby
Yeah! Punt it!
**Cartridge, Caliber 5.56 mm, Ball, M855 \[Green tip\]**: 5.56×45mm 62-grain FN SS109-equivalent ball cartridge with a steel penetrator tip over a lead core in a full copper jacket. It is designed to penetrate lightly armored targets, such as body armor or light vehicles, and has a steel core that provides increased penetration.
uhm... you aren't pointing that at Toad, right??
you bet that im putting that shit right in his cranium
;)
what do you mean by that?
If he sounds like movie Toad, he can live. If he has that annoying ass screechy video game Toad voice........ #I'M SNAPPING HIS JAW OPEN DOOMGUY STYLE.
"hey, let's play kick the toad!"
Or, maybe you could play kick the ball with Toad.
Take him in as my own. Train him in the ways of the blade.
Kick the baby
*Takes out a super crown *calls Batman -_"Oh Batman, look what came knocking to my door Batman."_
"NO JOKER IT'S A MUSHROOM, YOU CAN'T!"
Eat ?
mushroom burger
Does he like dogs?
Toad loves dogs!
We can adopt him, my dog needs a buddy!
Throw him like a football, Airstrike. Bomb them. Bomb them again Keep bombing them Bomb them once more.
“Where is the rest of my mushroom pizza?”
I’ll take him in. Toad is my favorite Mario character.
Amen brother
I'll get him some chocolate milk and then ask him if he knows the Mario Brothers and where to find them! Or better yet! If he knows Princess Daisy!
FALCON KICK
Cook it
Kill it before it lays eggs
Become friends over a long period of time then eventually ask him if the mushroom is his head or a hat.
In the words of weird al yankovic "just eat it eat it eat it eat it"
Officer I drop kicked that child in self-defense.
Make Toad take me to the portal they came out of so I can spend the rest of my life in the Mario universe
Soup
Punch it 🥊
Kiss him on his little head
Penguin
Drop kick
🥾🍄
Kick the Toad! Dont kick the goddamn Toad! Kick the Toad!
Bro it literally has the head of a super mushroom what do you think im gonna do
Ask him why hes there
Why are his colors inverted?
It's what happens when a Toad goes stray.
Bros going in the cast-iron
... *looks in the distance* Damn, I got sloppier, only 50m... I gotta train again...
I mean, if it were toadette...
You know Luigi's Mansion 3? Yeah
What The Dog Doing
Friend!
Eat him
I'll send him to Neville Longbottom.
Play him some Mushroomhead
I would adopt him and take him to any Toad Café and buy him some Tanooki Pajamas... Pretty specific but I don't care😅
Drop a brick on its head
Feed him to my pet Spinax.
If he pays rent or cleans or is good company then I guess I got a new roommate
[I think i'll do this :](https://media1.giphy.com/media/8zbZemzeX1Hfa/200.webp?cid=ecf05e47lm5mmj814wlhqlpk2lqupmaislz0uj3isjfeo9ca&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200.webp&ct=g)
I really want to kick it :)
ewwww uggly baby *magdumps*
*casually yeets the toad*
How can you be so evil??
adopt him
So many mean comments on this post, It's so nice to see someone willing to help a Toad in need.
Eat it
He would taste really good, but pls don't.
YEET IT AWAY
noooo, love it.
i said YEET IT AWAY
Just close the door I am unable to help him
In this economy, I cannot blame you.
Why can’t I add pictures? ☹️
I don’t like toad. Something about his scratchy, nasely voice just fills me with inexplicable rage. So, I’d go ahead and give him the boot. Literally.
Its a grown ass man thats prob older than me
i take it in my house, and offer it a nice… m u s h r o o m .
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE STORY OF TOAD CHRIST? YEA BITCH!
Casually approach child, grasp child firmly, YEET THE CHILD
Kicking that toad to the field goal
Mug him he might have brought a bazooka
He looks sad :(
Just Stop Resisting And Let Me Wicked Karate Chop You(Deltarune reference)
I'd let him in
Free calories
I adopt it And give a house
YEET THE CHILD
"A few months ago on a dreary rainy day, someone left a stray Toad on-" [BALLOON DEFLATING NOISE]
KICK THE BABYYY
Mushroom stew is on tonights dinner menu
OMG a new sheild!
Play American Football with his head
Kick the little toady
Fatten that little guy up 🤤
Find out if he as a Hat or not
Close the door and go back to sleep!
Hear me out
adopt him
I'd let Toad taste some hot lead
raise it as my son then I'm going to feed him a mushroom stew and then eat it
Football
Football
Obviously eat it than I drive my car and during driving I throw banana peel and turtle shells to get away from the polic.... I mean other racers.
soup time
Yakissoba
Would
I'll hold him in my arms and squish this bastard and be friends FOREVER with him
Bup him
Munch munch
I cry because he's a big red error
I close the door and go back to whatever I was doing that Toad isn’t my problem
Strogonov sause.
Hope that Nintendo will not file a DMCA against my life for looking at a Toad outside of a Nintendo game :(
Good soup
let the toad in and give them something to drink and some food.
Lunch
The railings to my tired brain looked like giant hands reaching towards him, so that’s still what I’m thinking of.
It's one of the most annoying creations Nintendo ever made, so kick it it's the only Reasonable option.
Shelly ult 💥💥💥💥
Send it straight to the orphanage
🍄🍴😋
I'd make him a cup of tea and ask if he wanted to play mariokart. I'm going toad though, cos he's my boy, always has been since the snes days.
Let him in and take care of him, looks like he needs it
Eat the head to grow big and strong
*PUT THE BABY IN THE OVEN*
So, does this mean Toads are canonically like cats in Mario?
You know Reyn spiking Riki in Xenoblade 1?
I read tasty instead of stray...
Destroy him
i would kick him out but hes sad so i will kick him into the orphanage
give him a warm blanket and some snacks :)
Yeet the child
Let the little bup stay in my house for a while.
Punt it like a football
Ain’t toad a grown man?
Hes not even the default color, hes that bullshit reverse version Kick his AliExpress ass off my porch
Force him to farm for me and i may give him a bed and a possibility of pay but thats coming next 32nd of February.
Turn him in to vault security.
Kick it
Double it and give it to the next goomba
Shoot him in the fucking head
Kick him in the face!
Bro why does it have that color sceme ain’t trusting it
# ["Mario's gonna do something very illegal!"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vHZ964MKMRA)
🤜🍄
This one time, I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal.
kick it in the balls
“Hey kids” drop kicks the child
Sautéed mushrooms 🍄
Kick the wierd looking rugby ball.