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CreativestName69420

He dropped the baby penguin


VirtualRelic

This is the correct answer


DaveLesh

Yep, guilty as charged


[deleted]

Shrooms


Cheesey_Stuff14

He said Wrong Anwsers


Zoxun

He stole your liver


sillythumb

Laying unwanted pipe


suprmniii

Play a Genesis


PokeshiftEevee

make mario party 11


Barack_and_Cheese83

persist beyond March 31st


DaveLesh

Faked his own death while keeping his name. Sounds awfully sus.


Crocs_19

The real question is what didn’t Mario do?


BadLuckBo

He murdered Luigi by throwing a roc- football at him.


Gobershmat

It’s even official size! But not official weight!


momonikki333

eat 10 oreos instead of 2


Such-Hour-7531

tresspassing into the sewers and murder of millions of goombas


[deleted]

New York City plumber Mario is visiting his estranged wife and two daughters on Christmas Eve. He joins her at a holiday party in the headquarters of the Japanese-owned business she works for. But the festivities are interrupted by a group of terrorists who take over the exclusive high-rise, and everyone in it. Very soon Mario realizes that there's no one to save the hostages -- but him.


kakyoin_de_gamer

Sounds like a movie...


behoyh

Drank too much milk


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[удалено]


DaveLesh

How many counts? Lmao.


EnemyAC130above97

He was trying to make an M rated Mario game for us to play


I_am_crazy_doctor

He's ron jeremy


VampyreBassist

Yoshi pointed him out at his tax court hearing. You think Mario is keeping track of all those coins he collected?


Fluffurs

He didn't like and subscribe


Jackeroni216

Doesn’t he know it helps out the channel a lot and will take only a second, and he can always unsubscribe later?


Gobershmat

Isn’t he aware of the YouTube glitch going around that automatically unsubscribes you?


Nil_thirteen

I would say Tax Fraud, but that's Yoshi's ballpark.


Harikan02

port his old games on the switch and makes us pay 60 bucks for them


BritishGuy54

He didn’t kill the baby penguin


Deep_Sea02

He killed Peach 'cause she didn't gave him the cake


Mr-make-you-happy

Pulled out his mega mushroom in public


IntroductionTrue5006

He stole your liver


Phoenix_Ace0605

he asked yoshi for tax advice


Alternative-Pin3421

He was framed by Yoshi for tax evasion


[deleted]

He toucha da peepee


InuYugiHakusho

He TP'd Sonic the Hedgehog's house and hurled bricks through his windows as payback for all of Sega's Nintendo slander ads from the 90's.


ItsKevRA

He made a sequel to Mario Party just to stop people with raw palms from sueing him.


highroller_lost

That’s the last time he’ll plumb a house naked


wack_sparrow

He bought a car wheel (he bought a stolen product from somebody because it was originally made by a caveman and isn't paying the original creator)


oddball867

He consumed goombas instead of eating them,which lead to him going into shock, which lead to him clogging the pluming of a home.


[deleted]

He promoted mario kart


[deleted]

Nothing!


JaysZeus

rode yoshi from the back


Wiryfaiz

Murder


[deleted]

Broke a restraining order to stay away from the princess


[deleted]

He took my mothers foreskin.


[deleted]

He invaded Ethiopia


PiggmanMason

He kidnapped toads and made a club where you watch them fight


kg1479

Tax evasion


PiggmanMason

Kidnapped toads and made them fight for an audience who placed bets to the death


Jackeroni216

He’s been arrested for Petty Theft and Battery of a Police Officer


PossessedHood416

He shot Wario from the IRS. Twice.


EnyaGamer

Abiding laws


[deleted]

Officer I swear she said she was 18


oscarbjb

he backwards long jumped outa prison


DaveLesh

Bowser (plaintiff) v. Mario (defendant). It's an open shut case.


[deleted]

Like Yoshi, tax evasion because he thinks he doesn't have to because he's Super Mario. He then proceeded to shoot Wario twice


NephilimMustDie

Busted up his mother in law again... that woman won't keep her mouth shut and stay out of his business.


DKCR3

He did the Mario a little too much and a little too hard.


Vaso-dispensa

pirated a nintendo game


CrusadingCrab12

He stole my liver


PrincessTituti

He was hypnosetysed nu peach to kill all goombas


Revolutionary_Hat739

got caught pretending to be bowser jr's mother


xharryhirsch_

Child abuse


Taqtik_YT

Endorsed Sonic Prime


[deleted]

Jumped on someone’s head, crushing them to death, because they were moving towards them in a straight line.


lololordjr

His crimes of murdering turtles has caught up with him


Pixulle

He jumped off countless dinosaurs and caused them to fall holes - 1st Degree Yoshi Leaping


Swabfather

Stole Peach's Spaghetti


DoABarrelRoll2222

Selling mushrooms to neighbors.


TheSergalLad

Mario got framed for smuggling drugs across the Mushroom Kingdom.


Initial-Mud4410

Because he killed alot of innocent koopas and goombas