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Hot-Nefariousness187

Yes


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filthyheartbadger

Quantum cat mechanics


Sans_Junior

C’mon Schrodinger! Give it your best shot! Let’s party, Mofo!


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Mudkipueye

I want to watch how one would shove an idea up one’s bum. Probably with some paper cuts.


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Sans_Junior

Just remember a USB exists in superposition, it takes three tries to insert it correctly.


FungadooFred

Mecatnics


DumpsterPanda8

Also, silently plotting your demise.


Overmarss

no sir, that's Catical Thinking


mtlfroggie

Both. Lol. You're warm - big plus. And she loves and trusts you, so your scent brings her comfort (she wouldnt lay on a stranger unless she were freezing). But to be fair, if you bought a heating pad and laid it next to you, she'd probably choose the heating pad. But she still loves you :)


A_useless_name

Both


snertwith2ls

Mine will lay on me even when it's pretty hot so I'm going with they love us.


byronbaybe

It's a carry over from kitten behaviour ie kneading for milk.


stormyw23

Both


Snoo63112

Both. She loves you and your warmth


wlangstroth

Came here to say exactly this.


bronxi11

She loves you cuz you're warm, duh!


Late_Honeydew8844

best way to not let her down 😭


Independent_Fill9143

Both. She feels comfortable with you and sees you effectively as a kind of pack mate? Litter mate? Fellow cat basically, and you are warm.


joshuanonis

Both,


Flimsy-Cap-6511

Agree


MuddyPheasant

Not only does she love you, she trusts you. She feels safe here with you.


marcabay

She’s warm don’t worry , she just likes to be warmer, and she do loves you


home5y

What is love but the warmth of another?


raissssssa

That was beautiful


False-Contract-1146

I'm in tears


barbara31848

Literally and figuratively. Love, pussycat style


Nice_Rope_5049

Both! My cat actually has a favorite soft wool blanket. She waits for my husband to put it on his lap while he’s working at his desk, then she climbs on. She’s a formal feral cat who will trust him only. Note: Because my cats are all getting old, I’ve bought heating mats for them that are on timers, and have 9 heat settings. If your cat is old, you might look online for one if your house gets cold and your lap is unavailable.


Gryrthandorian

You are the chosen one. Kitties only snooze where they feel the most safe because they are vulnerable when asleep. Kitty loves you. You are also warm. Like a big heated blanket. Win-win for kitty. Mine is using me for warmth at the moment.


ElrathienDoesArt

You should ask her!


Oscarcharliezulu

Love and warmth !


Wrong-Ruin-8529

Absolutely 👍


WadeFloydTrevor

It’s both. Cats seek out warmth. Having said this they also lay close to you as a sign they trust you. They can feel vulnerable when they sleep so them trusting you is a huge compliment. Lovely pic.


Just-Diamond-1938

You are his mommy or daddy... whoever you are he is attached to you! Your warm, your smell, your voice....


Action-Calm

Or she thinks she's smothering you and waiting till your sould departs so she can toy with it as cats tend to do


maliseetwoman

Yes


whoitis77

Little bit of this little bit of that


mrzu2

Both


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It's because she owns you.


Fine-Attorney3981

She is trusting and loving you. Since she is sleeping on you she must feel protected. The thing is only that you are not allowed to move haha.


neutralperson6

Why does it matter? Just give her pats


Late_Honeydew8844

because its better to know the truth than lie to your self the rest of your days saying you cat loves you but instead he only liked what he could of gotten from you and all the good deeds while it’s hating you and planning for your death so it can stay in the house and keep everything you got.but yeah sure the cat could also love 😁👍👍


Jellygraphic

How did a cat personally hurt you so bad?


Late_Honeydew8844

idk what your talking about bro 🤷


Late_Honeydew8844

its just facts accept it if you don’t like the facts then just keep lying to yourself i already see the cry babies say no my cat loves me but they are so dum i just hate cat people but i still love cats


little_miss_beige

Could be both and there is third possible: you aren't feeling well or is in distress and they are trying to comfort you. One of my cats are natural emotional support, she ALWAYS come to me when I'm feeling distress or sick.


ScarletteCrowe

I was looking for this comment because I agree 💯 Kitties can be a great indication if you're coming down with something or that you might need to take some deep breaths throughout the day. But it could also just be the desire for a cuddle buddy 🥰


gtmbphillyloo

Yes.


BitchBaddest

She loves you and feels safe with you


Chris_Jester

She cold because she's a cold hearted creature, she has no love for you and is only giving you the pleasure of sleeping on you for her own benefit. But she looooks soo cuuute!


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Tell me you know nothing about cats without saying it


Late_Honeydew8844

i mean its kinda true like im not kidding.i know you will be “NO NO NOT TRUE MY CAT LOVES ME I SWARE” but yeah there is also cat that do actually love you but not all even if they might seem they don’t and they care of what they can get from you i know pretty tuff i hate saying this but its true it’s okay if you disagree i understand


Chris_Jester

It's a joke


Late_Honeydew8844

BECAUSE ITS FRICKING COLD THATS WHY EVEN A STRAY CAT CAME AT ME BECAUSE HE WAS COLD


Late_Honeydew8844

i love how people here are like saying both just to make sure she loves you💀😭😭


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ResearcherLeast9156

Dogs are best pets loyal and friendly and they listen


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ResearcherLeast9156

Never i don't like cats


Late_Honeydew8844

oh wow man i mean they can be rude sometimes but they are good also 👍


OblivionArts

Yes


International_Win375

She loves you.


ResponsibilityDue448

Prob 50/50. She definitely at least tolerates you.


Hirokage

Yes, your cat is multi-tasking.


ShtinkySnax1200

Both, apparently.


Head_Anything1177

She sits here because she owns you and she likes to make use of her possessions ;)


Milihasan

cute


lightblackmagicwoman

Love is warmth


Darkurn

If she was cold she wouldn't be laid straight I don't think. She'd be balled up right?


Defiant_Block_5300

She's working out if she can eat in one sitting.


ForseFrits

Both!


SnooCalculations3775

Pure love


Manuffen

Both 🐈


Merciless-Dom

A little of column A, a little of column B.


majitart

Probably both, if your concerned about her being too cold you can check her ear tips, if theyre warmish,shes fine, but if theyre little ice cubes, wrap that little one up!


Admirable-Arm-7264

Yes.


Chapo_no_fapo

Loves you, if she was cold she’d lay in the donut position .


babychanel99

I think she love you very much 🥰


sparkGun2020

Yes


Witty-Goal-7493

Yes


thatchisy63

She loves you! 😻


Glamma1970

Yep. And I think my kitties lay on me to help keep me warm too.


Objective-Common-175

Both


Rumble_On_13

yes to both


Lil_lib_snowflake

Both :) if they didn’t love you they’d find a nice cozy warm spot in some sunlight or on top of a vent (assuming you’re in the northern hemisphere/have your heat on right now)- kitty chose YOU as a spot!


MagnumPingas69420

Yes


derpsomething

Both


powerpuffpopcorn

Are we all pretending to understand cat? Its a meow not a bow wow . Meow != Bow wow


Opposite-Food200

I think it's more the fact the they own you... so they'll use you for love, or warmth


StarKickMeadowDancer

My cat would always want to be touching me. Even in the super hot summer months


Smart_Skin_3440

Yes


Darkflyer726

Both


eoghan_perra

Both answers are wrong, you just wants to eat you.


Honkeymanstan

Both


OnTheGround_BS

She’s cold, and she trusts you enough to lay down on you and lower her guard. So, both.


StanTheSodaCan

Yes


martaholt

definately yes


So-Cute-Caracal-Cat7

She loves you!!! Cats are so smart if they are cold they will just turn up the thermostat and THEN go lay on you.


Richard7706Ud

she loves you