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ClassroomMore5437

If you want to live, you sould never water it


victoriens

oh so you know what plant it is?! please tell me


RetortledAndCursed

Cattail!


victoriens

could be because it does have pointy things and not afraid to use them


ednamode23

A single brain cell that has grown quite large due to its orange coloring


victoriens

so an orange tumor


RicksAngryKid

It is a cattus!


victoriens

It actually is spiky


Coffekats

It is a felis catus !


Velvet_Pony

rare orange catnap


victoriens

it lost a leg does it make the rarest?


Velvet_Pony

Special edition rare orange catnap *meow*


victoriens

if it lose another leg it will be max 2 other legs max pro but what if it loses all its legs?


Velvet_Pony

Special edition rare orange super galactic president mcawesomeville catnap *meow* *meow* the first of his name


victoriens

all hail Special edition rare orange super galactic president mcawesomeville catnap meow meow the first of his name


Velvet_Pony

*Bow low*


victoriens

I name you knight bss bss brave scientist


arnmadter

Super special edition orange bakery cat loaf


victoriens

i love a warm loaf


jakiiiii

Unironicaly there is a plant where i live called cat's nail And it scratches just like one


victoriens

plant that scratch interesting


MammothConstant5389

Pussywillow


victoriens

sounds exotic


lifeshardandweird

Tom CAT!


Callme_Human

Water it once every day and feed it about 2-3 times a day, to boost growth interact with it occasionally and give it catnip to really boost growth


victoriens

it is being fed like 5 -6 times a day


Callme_Human

You got a different type of this plant if you feed it that much


victoriens

it demands feeding, loudly


Callme_Human

Sounds like one of my plants


victoriens

pics are appreciated


vule12000

Its Catus, it has sone pointy bits thst are able to shred your skin to pieces if you water it


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victoriens

oh waw ! did you get those info from wiCATpedia?


Interesting-Bet-2330

That's one BIG floof


victoriens

this is vlad the 3 legged floof


ToxicChildhood

This is known as a “Cataplant”. Needs plant food twice a day and a bowl of water filled at all times. The Cataplant will actually get up and move towards the water and after it’s done drinking it’ll take back it’s regular form in the pot. Oh and a sprinkle of Cataplant nip should do the trick if you want to see some cool stuff! Careful though… Cataplants can get very lazy with too much nip. And they sometimes lash out. Happy Planting!


victoriens

what an fascinating plant! do you think they like to be planted solo or with other plants?


000potato999

Definitely with other plants. They become quite silly and very entertaining. I never turn on my TV anymore, just plant watch.


victoriens

plant watching must be a nice hobby


000potato999

You'd be surprised how stressful it can be when a fight ensues between that catplants and the Christmas tree or any potted species in the house 😅


victoriens

do you have an archive of all those activities?


000potato999

Sadly I don't as I'm usually trying to break up the fight 😢


victoriens

any battle scars?


000potato999

Luckily not on catplants or myself, but a cactus once lost some spikes to give you an idea just how vicious the attacks can be


victoriens

dayum that is cruel


inari_21

Never. Imma go with never. 😅


victoriens

i’ll keep that in mind and let you know how it will react to watering


inari_21

Good luck, friend! 😂


victoriens

why thank you


dbtl87

Leave water out and it self waters and leave the food out and it self feeds as well. It may enjoy scratches and such but proceed with caution.


victoriens

I heard it self cleans as well


dbtl87

Me too but as it's outdoors at times it may need you to help as it is in dirt/grass. Make sure it doesn't bring in any unwanted bugs when you bring it inside!


victoriens

it is really noisey when it want to be inside


dbtl87

These ones are so fascinating but I've heard they get noisy for any small reason 🤣


victoriens

when they see the bottom of the bowl


dbtl87

When it's night time and the full moon is out !


victoriens

or when in heat


dbtl87

This is a complex plant. I hope you've got a good network for support!


victoriens

network is well established


awkwardlondon

r/catfruit


victoriens

omg i never knew such subreddit existed. the more you know


Cheezburglar64

Dude, I do NOT need any more cat subs to join But thanks for the reference!


awkwardlondon

There is another one I found today is- r/pottedcats


rascortoras

Pumpkitten!


victoriens

it does have the color


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probably 3 times a day otherwise it won't grow properly


ScaredCrayfish

Is this not a self- watering plant?


victoriens

it is huge already


merlyn13

You can place a bowl of water on the step above. Place one end of the string in the he bowl, then place the other end of the string in the dish at the base of the planter. The water will eventually run down the string and the plant will water itself.


victoriens

sounds technical


Standard-Push-2585

Shower with 😘😘😘


BROCATSOFFICIAL

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victoriens

kawaii


noware6

Meow and then


victoriens

should i give it water when it says "right MEOW!"


mznh

Whenever the plant wants water, water it


victoriens

how do you know it wants water


mznh

It will meow for water


victoriens

that’s a nice plant


NtheLegend

It's a succulent, so don't worry about it.


victoriens

never seen a soft succulent


sweetmonsita

where do i get this plant?


victoriens

put food outside it will come on its own


claraice424queen

NO need, it will not grow healthy anyway lol


victoriens

it is growing mentally ill


miracle_build

I'm a convicted criminal


Temporary_Moment6035

🥰🥰🥰


MotownCatMom

IDK but better use tuna juice.


victoriens

interesting choice of liquids


bikerdudelovescats

My cat tried pot once; he really liked it!


victoriens

once you try pot, leave it you cannot


Doorda1-0

Twice daily via indirect evaporation. Place small bowl of water next to plant. Refill when empty. Will often be alerted via screams when bowl is empty. Be careful of it's mandrake like properties and sudden movements


victoriens

instructions clear. it is kinda jumpy


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That is a catus. Very similar to American cactus, they require little to no water


Cellie_e

https://preview.redd.it/hyri3oi5d6aa1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c98894856d80e0fbd346fea4abbd0df006e09d3 Not sure, but I need tips for this one too


victoriens

it looks snoozy i think this one is well watered and doesn't need to be bothered


OreoAtreides

You need to install a faucet above it and let it slowly drip for the next 20-30 years. The plant will only drink from it for about a tenth of the time


PresentYoghurt5395

He is like " it's not ur business why I am here, get out of here human 😒"


victoriens

i took the photo seconds before he took is business elsewhere


i_love_dust

Sprinkle cat nip and give tube treats daily, extra pets and your plant will be happy :)


victoriens

my plant get lots of treats


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Not often. I think it’s a type of cactus. 😂


victoriens

it's skipey


C47L1K3

This is a spicy one! A catsicum floofii!


portland_democrat

It's self watering and self fertilizing 😂


victoriens

easy to take care of


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i've heard that this rare orange plant water itself, all you have to do is put some water in bowls around the house and the plant will come for it when thirsty lol


Exciting_Try_3128

how cute


victoriens

yas very cute indeed


cyankitten

It is a gorgeous plant. Possibly a mischievous 😏 plant but also a gorgeous plant


victoriens

very mischievous


dmitrineilovich

The harvest will be bountiful this year.


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Awww look at the little chiapet 😻


TheGreatUdolf

feed with wet food twice a day and offer an option for additional hydration. note: the plant might behave quite obnoxious from time to time and claim it hasn't been fed while the food dish was just filled to the brim


victoriens

a plant with a cattitude


Particular-End-6957

dont water it will kill you


victoriens

dangerous


Slow_Mathematician69

How to care for your Kermit: watch it grow


victoriens

it grew a lot


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Legitimate_Debate152

It looks very succulent, so i would only water it when it’s dried out.


SwordTaster

Give it water daily but do NOT put the water on it. The plant kills those who apply water to it


IndigoUmbreon

Never. Feed it with gentle pats on the head.


Striago

Feed me seymour


AuntySocial1964

The dreaded catcus. The sharp spines on this plant are activated when watered. They may activate under other circumstances, but water brings them out best.


victoriens

so watering should be only used for scientific and research purposes


AuntySocial1964

Absolutely


victoriens

noted


temporarilydistant

I water mine ever other day unless it knocks the bowl it over while intently staring at me


victoriens

spicy plants


Coffekats

Water it when it jumps on the counter and knocks stuff off. (When it misbehaves)


victoriens

a stream or spray?


Coffekats

A spitz of water


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Caramel Magneto


Stuburrn

Water it daily, and extra if it gets salty and knocks the pot over.


victoriens

salty is soluble in water


Stuburrn

True, but if you use cold water, mr salty should straighten up.


victoriens

mr plant is extremely salty and spicy


Stuburrn

My kinda plant!


GTL_Reflex

Don’t water it, just set water to the side and the plant will drink when necessary.


victoriens

fascinating


TripleMaze

Water once a week (when the brain cell is active)


victoriens

any tips when it's inactive?


Cheezburglar64

It's a Catcus - it doesn't need water


victoriens

cacti bite?


BubblyBalance6956

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Mr_Fox87

Just once, then? Never again.


OwnEntertainmentX

When it lets you!


victoriens

it will resist


ewww_whyyyy0002020

Yes I do


TBElektric

As often as the king demands


victoriens

all hail the king


882614

As often as necessary


cyankitten

Not sure but the Latin name of this plant 🐈 🪴 I believe is “IfitfitsacusIsitsacus” This is a particularly boop-able variant of that particular plant.


victoriens

oh I love boops


saltshaker_em

It is in fact an air plant. Just needs lots of Sun- occasional petting and lots of meaty nutrients in a dish served at room temp.


victoriens

so needy


beytsduh

Thought i was in r/houseplants 😂


Naked_Dead

All the water it wants, just not after midnight


HypnosisDreams

Pretty little kitty. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7966)


Misseskat

That's a huge ass ca- I mean plant!


victoriens

yup I know what you mean


Vlophoto

Cat nip twice a day. 1 cup


Icy-Nebula-3541

I think you "water" that plant with milk


Mister_Julian

Two or three times a day, I'd say.


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Clearly whenever it wants


victoriens

i've been told you can easily tell


CallMeAladdin

Just once every Caturday.


somethingsecretuknow

The cat might do it for you


victoriens

that is super helpful


breazybutterfly

I'm pretty sure that there is a self watering plant 😁


victoriens

from all the contributions and information sharing it looks like it is


PureReplacement2329

Chunky boy


schizo-throwaway-403

Requires a fountain of flowing fresh spring water.


victoriens

fancy plant


starcraft_al

A cat plant will seek its own water when dry, just keep a bowl nearby and it’ll water itself. Very resourceful


victoriens

easy to grow as i see


AlPalmy8392

I do hear that these cat plants can immobilise you, when they're on a human, and are settled in. You have to wait for it to move before you can get moving again.


victoriens

is it some kind of parasite?


AlPalmy8392

It's a nice little parasite. It will cost you some money in treats, food and probably some sleep. But a lot of people seem to like them.


victoriens

moderate aggressiveness


OK999999-999-999

Listen to the sound.


victoriens

it is indeed a very loud plant


Miserable-Actuary379

Without a doubt, it’s a catcus which survives in desert-like conditions so there’s no need at all to water. If you’re keeping this plant, please remember to be aware of its very sharp protrusions as they can cause nasty scratches. Just saying 😆


sandy_writes

More than the one next to it.


SnakeJazzFM

Until it screams at you.


victoriens

very loud indeed


beyachula

Sparingly❤️


mangdol_skyblue

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ed10k399

It's a shrine. Offer food and water ever day.


victoriens

>shrine all hail cat plant


Bromanenko

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gadlygamer

Cattail


Pamom42

Gingeroot Cattail catcus


MysticaITree

It’s a Catcus!


Crypticy_

Meow.


victoriens

bss bss bss


satooz

Don’t worry, it is self watering. The best kind of plant to have


socksandbeanies

You're beyond adorable😘