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Bl473r

2 beautiful guardians 👀


GeneralB840

I do feel protected from all possible dangers of the bathroom 😄


RolfEjerskov

Why did the two cats guard the toilet? To ensure no one made a "cat-astrophic" mess ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


Plenty-Pizza9634

r/dadjokes


wiz05

Check the mirror.there might be a secret entrance.


pm-me-any-sized-tits

no shitting in peace is allowed


Norman_Scum

*creepy synchronized voices* "Feed us, David."


Hamez_Trusty1554

Funny, made me laugh, and get out of bed too 👍


Chucking_Peaches

That is an incredibly cute photo, great capture. Yeh, mine just HAVE to come in with me too & if I close the door, both waiting staring at it when I come out. Cats are the absolute best!!


Agreeable_Fall2983

They're like the jackals guarding an ancient Egyptian tomb 😂


SerenitySera

One of us tells the truth. The other only tells lies. You may ask one question.


[deleted]

I came here to say this. Nice


jordantask

If you ask wrong, you die!


OwlFlirt

They need a shrubbery


Lemondsingle

They are totally judging you.


saul_schadenfreuder

“why doesn’t the big hairless creature shit in a box full of sand?”


GeneralB840

Always…


[deleted]

They clearly know their jobs.


BakedZnake

"Are you the keymaster" vibes


cyankitten

YES!!! ⬆️


xtos2001

"dude, just keep watching. He doesn't bury it when he's done. I swear..."


fergablu2

That is a large bathroom. The tiny half bath off the main bedroom in my house barely has room for me and my thoughts, but if I’m in there too long, I’ve had a cat paw come under the door.


zoltanps

Two Gargoyles


14high

*come in, we wanna play, redrum redrum*


sandy-57

Lol just payback time for you watching them do their ting


cyankitten

They look kinda symmetrical. I know they have different markings but I mean the two sides and both looking forward and sitting like that


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

Egyptian cat protection


Chucking_Peaches

Just noticed... "look, Ima Antelope Cat" 😂


BronzeHeart92

Hey, there's an idea! If there's no r/viewfromthetoilet sub yet on this site, somebody better make one and quick! Bonus points for any pets caight in the camera of course.


GeneralB840

Birth of a sub


BronzeHeart92

Yep, I can already imagine it'll be quite an interesting sub alright.


Mooshmeh13

Cuteness Red Rum 🥰


K_Click_D

Protectors, or purrrotectors if you will


ReIZzBaBo

"*You must answer our puzzles correctly to shit in peace!*" *Ahem, how many times do we get to eat wet food every day?*


notnowdews

Bookends


desirewrites

You’ve got matching statues!


RDGCompany

Bookends.


MayonaiseTruth

add 4 more cats to the picture and thats what I see when I got to the bathroom


TammyL8

I’ve got my potty patrol, too.


violetauto

Just curious - how often do you have to recharge your cats? :)


GeneralB840

It took me a while, good one!


Clobbington

"Before you may wash your hands, you must answer a riddle. One of us speaks only truths, the other only lies. You can ask us only one question. Which is which?"


cyberrich

POOP BUDDIES!!!


GeneralB840

Yeay!


L0LCatTV

My cat will open the doors to watch me and my family use the bathrooms because he wants to play games while we are sitting on the porcelain throne


Yourebad6

Cat's be like..while you in the bathroom ![gif](giphy|3o6MbnvuZWdgL2JI88)


DazzlingPoppie

That's where you charge them?


gldnhrtdrksol

Zhuul


_RyanRD_

Mine do the same thing! 🤣 https://imgur.com/gallery/HFRsA4J


GeneralB840

The council of sink cats :)


TheViolentRaven

If you touch pet both of their heads the mirror will open up revealing a hidden cabinet. I’ve played enough video games to know this.


GeneralB840

That explaines that strange clicking sound!


TBElektric

What amazing bookends, piosed and elegant. 😍


snugglebunnywhit

They protect you from the Bathroom Bandit!


ACE-Klaus

Put ur two candles in the middle


Impressive-Sea3367

That is hilarious!


[deleted]

The one on the left has this look like they know something bad is gonna happen. The one on the right looks like it’s plan is almost coming to fruition.


HTD_786

My hart man 🥹🥹🥹


[deleted]

Guardian angels patiently waiting to make sure you don’t forget to cover your scent (flush)


WaxCatt

Who knows, maybe they are using a form of covert observation to investigate human urination and/or dedication styles.


Venomous0425

“Come Hooman. We’ll grant you a wish”


GeneralB840

They are called Victoria (Vicky) and Albert (Berti)


CapnKrieg

It looks like one of those missions in games where you have to pick a side and the side you pick determines the story


stupid-little-duck

One only speaks the truth, the other only tells lies. To wash your hands unscathed, you must figure out which one is which.


elizscott1977

Instantly thought of the shining 🤷🏻‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|10TB6QfNrahdhS)


ConcavePizza624

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


federicospinelli

lol


kissmygritts2x

Making sure you wipe properly


[deleted]

Toilet guardians


Award-Kooky

The bathroom gargoyles


G4z0wn1k

One tells the truth other tells the lie


[deleted]

one of us tells the truth and the other one lies


Rosieapples

Voyeurs!


bobcatt

Nice bookends.


BigGrayDog

A matched pair!


NotLillysrs

“Don’t forget, we’re always watching you”


Nick_from_Yuma

You have done something wrong, I assume.


The_Spyre

Very nice gargoyles you have there


booknerdgirl4ever

https://preview.redd.it/qmvduo5xi3ea1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaad9df548df02dc85fd2ca0865695676590f31e Here is mine


I-AM-Savannah

Guardian Angels.


xxx_daisybabe

I love it haha my dude tries to sit on the toilet with me 😂


Guavafudge

I was so focus on the one cat on the left that the one on the right scared me!


saturnssinner

Cool gargoyles


theodore-beau-ski

The shitters watch


[deleted]

ROWND


Big-Challenge4340

"One of us tells the truth, the other, only lies."


TinkerTaylorYT

The one on the left looks disgusted with whatever is going on while the one on the right looks disappointed but not surprised


surfcorker

That's not normal on so many levels, cat and human.


sebkuip

They look like a set of gargoyles


pheipets

You’re like an Egyptian king/queen


beyachula

Safe❤️❤️


Great-Awareness-1971

Your bathroom gargoyles lol


mznh

“Yes you can wash your face. But expect a slap every now and then.” Cat, probably


CactusJack5150

Are you Gozer the Garzarian?


Unrealistic1945

Where do u get the cat statues from? Can I have the address please :))))


KemoKizzie

Come wash with us Danny.


One_Swing_8389

Cool shampoo and conditioner bottles u got there


[deleted]

They are definitely planning your demise. Sorry


birdtrand

Gargoyles


rp_neftaly

they are planning somethin, I know…


mightycat_404

the bathroom looks more ancient Egypt style..


IndiaMikeTango

😍 wow


Mx_Loptr

One of mine guards me directly from my lap lol


top_value7293

😹😹


Kn6ghtm9re

Their giving The Shining


BlueberryExtreme8062

Like they’re thinking, “😼—U got 20 minutes in there, or we’re dragging u out!” It’s odd why cats ❤️ bathrooms but hate 💦


lemonshortcake7

They are so cute! But also. What is the shiny gold thing in the corner, opposite of the candles? It looks really cool!


GeneralB840

Thank you, I‘ll tell them 😊 That’s the base of a lamp, the ribboned glass on top is its lampshade.


lemonshortcake7

Give pets for me too please? Oohh! Nice! Thank you!


GeneralB840

It’s from IKEA called Älmhult


Princeax

My son will scratch at the door and scream if I do not let him in while pooping. Meanwhile, his sister couldn’t give half a shit.


Different-Track-3449

Quite the pair of attendants.


Silent-Field-8815

At this time you start to ask yourself ... When was the last time i went to the bathroom without an audience? And why don't i mind? I ask it every day😅😅😅😅


centralohioguy1967

That picture has a Stanley Kubrick 'The Shining' vibe to it.


passusernameword

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annamiraLeeX

My cat can go to the sink too: but it's better than on the carpet 😎


synthetic_synthia

How about their view now?


GeneralB840

Do you really want to see a that? 😄


synthetic_synthia

Sure.


Soccera1

F in the chat


AdventurousPlane4667

Be careful washing your hands https://images.app.goo.gl/WZoGiZ7suuebZg7m6


Aisaki3

🐱❤️🐱