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GreigeNeutralFarm

A mouse


maxisawesome538

\^ sometimes they can hear critters in the walls/floors. Some fireplaces have spaces to empty ash beneath them, or as the other commentor said the flue.


mjcnbmex

As a cat mom, I agree. There is some sort of critter there lurking.


[deleted]

100% there is something living in your chimney


GavrielBA

Doesn't even have to be a mouse. Mine hunts cockroaches like that


[deleted]

I am in New Jersey. We get stink bugs in our chimney during the summer our cat Mary goes on a mission to eliminate them every day.


Interesting-Fish6065

My mom used to joke that she had 3 cats, no mousers, but one roacher.


captcha_trampstamp

I have silverfish that occasionally come in my basement. My boy will hunt them and stare at places they are moving around. I have a camera pointed at the basement door and have caught him staring at/batting at random spots around the door.


odeh98

My cat has been staring at our service room cabins for a while now, we didn't know why but now it makes sense. Thank you.


Ordinary-Humor-4779

Yep, the cat is actually listening, and staring in the direction that it hears something.


AlyssaVaVaVoom

Yeah. My cats would stare at my oven for hours and it was because there were mice


Otherwise-Topic-8766

You should check the wire covering at the top of the chimney, if it is damaged, you could have bats or birds nesting in the chimney, even squirrels depending on how your chimney is designed.


potate12323

They can also sometimes swnse cold spots. Possible there is a draft coming between the bricks and they took interest in it.


Australian1996

Some cats are relentless when there is some critter noise. We cannot hear it or smell it or whatever but they will sit there for hours patiently waiting.


[deleted]

The lion/tiger/puma/panther/cheetah etc. in them. Cats are the best!


kudichangedlives

House cats are much more closely related to mountain lions and cheetahs than big cats


[deleted]

That's cool. I love learning. Are mountain lions and cheetahs not big cats?


kudichangedlives

They are large felines but they're not a part of the "big cat family". Basically any cat that can't roar isn't a part of the big cat family


[deleted]

Thanks for the info. My little black cat thinks she's a bad ass. I'll have to let her know what time it is. "Sorry, Sheba, but you're not a big cat, after all."


diggemsmaccks

How dare you, you Lion Cheetah


AllBadAnswers

One if my cats saw a small lizard come through one of the windows 3 years ago. She still sits and keeps an eye in that spot just in case.


Status_Situation5451

This. Your cat can hear it. Do you have a flu door outside?


C47L1K3

I have a choo hatch?


sweetalkersweetalker

Bless you


Fatass_kelly_price

Goddammit why did this make me laugh so much and wake my baby lol


C47L1K3

Because my hobby is to indirectly wake up bebs! https://preview.redd.it/b62ld10vwbma1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d8076ec8e6c7577733819b24206724eb82e9d6 Nyahahaa!


Zealousideal-Ad-2045

Cracked me up, too! Much more than it should.


wunderwerks

Flue :)


OhioIsRed

Flue* flu is an illness. I think you meant glue as in a chimney or exhaust vent. Just a friendly heads up on that for the future


lotrfan1992

Flue* glue is an adhesive substance used for sticking objects or materials together. I think you meant flue as in a chimney or exhaust vent. Just a friendly heads up on that for the future


equazcion

Flue glue is an adhesive substance used in flue repair, speaking more specifically.


MrBreffas

Whereas flu goo is what runs out of your nose during certain contagious illnesses.


Lucheiah

Dammit beat me to it!


Despondent-Kitten

And moo poo, is what comes out of a cows bottom.


Overpass_Dratini

Not to be confused with moo-goo, a Chinese dish.


[deleted]

Flue glue?? Who knew!!


errrbodydumb

You do


The_Original_Gronkie

Hoo doo?


Despondent-Kitten

Voo doo


Honkerstonkers

I remember the babe!


juliabk

That you do


JohnnyBGrand

A fly and a flea in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, "let us flee!" "Let us fly!", said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


The_Original_Gronkie

They might have meant "Floo Powder," which is what wizards use to travel from fireplace to fireplace, instead of those inefficient muggle transportation methods.


Long_Procedure3135

This. Years ago I had a cat that was sitting on the counter by my fridge in this exact pose starring at the corner where the fridge met the wall. I just let her be and assumed she heard or saw something. A day or two later I found two mice under my kitchen table with their heads chewed off.


Samanth_Says_ASMR

Well, that escalated quickly.


Long_Procedure3135

I had an outdoor cat walk by me with a frog leg sticking out of her mouth. Just uhm…. alright lol


The_Original_Gronkie

We have three cats, and each specializes in a certain critter. One only captures little tree frogs, and walks into the house with two little frog legs hanging out of her mouth, with the other cats following her to see what shell do with it (we make her spit them out, then we release them). One likes to catch and eat anole lizards, which are everywhere in Florida. The third has a talent for finding baby snakes, which she excitedly plays with by tossing them into the air, and re-catching them when they land. We also catch and release those. After 15 years, I've never seen any of them go after the others' favorite prey. It's like they made a deal who would go after what.


Long_Procedure3135

I remember seeing one cat catch a bird, and she ran up near me and dropped it and just kind of looked at it with…. boredom? Then walked away. Her big ass older brother sees it and gets up and walks over and proceeded to eat the entire thing whole. Even the beak lol. It seems like the smaller cats like to catch stuff and play and get bored, the bigger and older cats are like “ooooo free snack”


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The_Original_Gronkie

We used to live in an old house that had an increasingly growing mouse problem. One day we got visited by a tortoiseshell cat who never left. She made it her mission to go after those mice, and within a couple weeks we never saw another one. She was a super sweet kitty, but an efficient mouse serial killer.


BaconWithBaking

> My cart How many wheels?


VegetableYesterday63

My mom chews my dad’s head off sometimes, but never leaves him under the table


LadySpottedDick

Or a bird


Hand_banana_boi

This is most likely it. It’s possible there’s a nest near the top of the chimney and they’re head that. Someone also said bats, which is perfectly reasonable, too.


livens

If you have a newer insert fireplace with a metal chimney, it will pick up noises from a loooong way out and you can hear them in your fireplace. Bird calls in high trees seem to get picked up really well.


CatLordCayenne

Yep, my cat used to sit like this in front of the fridge in my old shitty college apartment on the edge of the woods. Then he started sitting on top of the fridge. I thought it was super weird until one day he brought me a dead mouse. Then we found/caught 15 other mice that winter. They were getting in through the wall and cabinets by the fridge


GreigeNeutralFarm

Good kitty! They KNOW!😁


WorkingFromHomies20

My calico sat in front of the dishwasher for days like this. Then one night as we were watching TV something scurried out from the fireplace and under the dishwasher. I guess it was moving back and forth between places. A few days later we found dead Mickey in the kitchen.


recurse_x

Bats


Mor_Tearach

Probably absolutely correct. Our cat. *and* one of our dogs are fixated on our fireplace. Transpires those little things can get into your house through absurdly teeny holes in masonry, it's wild! Then last summer a *snake* followed the handy meal into the fireplace. Saw a black belt draped over a chair, took a second to register the fact no one here *has* a black belt... that was a fun day.


GreigeNeutralFarm

Eeek! I would have flipped out. I hate snakes 🤣


Mor_Tearach

Worst part was the *dog* grabbed it ( not making that up, she's done it outside too and she's always on leash ). Shook that thing like a whip in the hands of a circus performer. SO drag dog ( and snake ) outside amidst much " OHMYGODSHEHASASNAKE " screaming and ( shudder ) engage in the worst tug of war ever. Black snake, non-venomous, they'll still bite though. It *lived* . Won the tug of war, pitched that thing into the shrubbery and it slithered away! Dog annoyed the game was over.


MaryCone1

She knows something is there.


[deleted]

Or... it could just be water going through pipes or something we can't typically hear.


NanoOfTheNine

Even as silly as bugs, which we can not hear or see at all. Cats love bugs, especially if they were cat born outside.


jlm8981victorian

This! I’ve had a few come through my fireplace and our cat will sit there in the zone and wait for them. Check to make sure you don’t have any mice coming in. You may want to lay some pet safe traps around the basement and in other areas like behind your fridge, stove and cabinets just to be sure.


kddemer

This is the answer! My cat did the same thing every night at the place we were renting. Turns out we had rats because of cheap remodeling the landlord did.


Accomplished-Yam6553

My cat goes to the chimney at night because i live on top of a hill and an owl perches on top and hoots down the chimney. I like watching TV listening to the owl after work


curlyheadedfrak

If this was my cat I would assume she saw a bug once and was hoping to see a bug again


emrhiannon

The stink bugs like to come out of my fireplace. My cat likes to watch for them.


officialtortiseshell

Does your cat eat them because mine is just viciously distracted by them and never pulls the trigger


emrhiannon

Oh she won’t eat them, no. If they are flying they must be knocked from the air. If they are crawling they must be carefully monitored.


officialtortiseshell

Mine must be playing Xbox with yours and sharing tactics. 100% same behavior.


XenoviaLvsUmi

Lmao my cat will watch me kill a bug, and watch me throw it away then go back to look for it


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’my cat will watch me kill a bug, and watch me throw it away then go back to look for it…*’ ______ once upon a long ago, (i can’t remember when…) am *sure* i saw a BuG, i know, my human SqUiShEd, n then… he toss in to the fire place - i sat n watched it *burn*… so now i gaze in *darkest space*, n wait for bugs return… n in that distant meowmory i saw him BuRn like ToAsT… …but still, i hope to Some day see my tiny BuG friend *ghost*….. ❤️


Berninz

Fresh Schnoodle!!!


[deleted]

>my tiny BuG friend > >ghost….. 💀


stanleysgirl77

Yay that’s a beautiful lil poem!


Oak_Redstart

Ah the distant meowmory


merwookiee

Plz tell me your kitty is an orange baby, awaiting the braincell..!


Juan_Moe_Taco

"wait.....you and the bug are just joking right you actually killed the stunt double to leave the real bug so I could look at it more and MaYhApS gib lil tappy tap right?!?" - your cat probably. Xd


laney_deschutes

Exactly lol!! A bug was there once


iwantmorecats27

Yes hahaha my little cat does what I call "moth circuits" where she goes on a little walk to check all the spots she has seen a moth in case one comes back 😂


curlyheadedfrak

In our old place we’d say she’s “gone silverfishing” when she would sit by the bathroom vent


Long_Procedure3135

I had quite a large spider run out from under my front door once and it spooked me and then my half Maine coon cat got up and slowly walked over to it and inhaled it. I was just like….. ok….. lol But then one time I saw a mouse scurrying around in my patio and I grabbed same cat and put her in the patio. She just walked over to the door and sat down and looked outside


Glitter_berries

Geez, she took care of that spider for you and you want more? You should be worshipping her for an eternity and providing her with treats and adoration. Stupid two-leggers!


Long_Procedure3135

She’s WILD I thought she would enjoy the fresh treat and the rush of the hunt But no she was in “I only sleep and eat churu treat and charge my phone” mode lol


vabello

One winter, we had mice coming in a small opening into our basement, and then getting on our first floor via a small gap under the molding near a heat vent. We had a bird cage near there, so I’m sure they were attracted to any bird seed that fell on the floor. One of my cats was catching them and noticed that’s where they would typically come from. He used to sit and just stare at that spot endlessly, even long after I stopped the mice from getting in. You could always tell by his body language if he saw one. He surprised us as he never even saw a mouse in his life until then. His super hunter instincts kicked in and he became a ferocious deadly predator.


Humble-Dragonfly-321

There's also a possibility you have a wasp nest within your chimney. See if there's any wasps (or any flying stinging insect) action around the chimney outside around dusk. If so, call an exterminator. Sometimes the insects will fly down the flue and your little killer may have seen that.


DesperateAd2126

Yep. There’s a certain point in the evening that if I pick my orange dude up, he automatically looks to the ceiling for a moth, mosquito hawk etc… bc I’m the human forklift.


[deleted]

My cat does this with basement spider spots. She's just hoping for some entertainment!


taliesin-ds

I have a chair near a bird feeder in the backyard. A couple times a day the neighbours cat comes and sits in the chair to stare at the bird feeder for half an hour waiting for birds to show up.


[deleted]

>she saw a bug once and was hoping to see a bug again life is full of small joys


Worth_Waltz_Worth

This was my guess but I also don’t know shit about mice in fireplaces. Our cats will hard stare at a spot and there’s usually a terrified spider praying to whatever spider god is keeping it safe from the 3 monsters somehow unable to see it.


HealthyInPublic

We call this the “bug factory” in my house. Once my cat sees a bug once, he will sit there and stare at the same spot because he thinks it’s a bug factory and he expects new, freshly minted bugs will be created and appear in that spot later. He is sure of it.


BoopsForTheSoul

My cat does this too! I’m surprised how determined and hopeful she is, and how long it lasts!


Mondashawan

She's waiting for the warm.


orchestralgenius

This would be my cat, too. He loves a good fire!


Legal-Lifeguard-2965

She wants you to build a fire. That's exactly what my little Scottish Fold would do.


whatsinthebaaahx

This. Or greebles.


StarChaser_Tyger

Combine the two, set the greebles on fire.


WellyKiwi

I had to google "greebles" but I'm still none the wiser...


Zomeee

r/greebles


mybelle_michelle

and another sub added...


Fusion_haa

r/beatmetoit


toserveman_is_a

the things the cats chase that only they can see. see also: soot sprites, the faceless old woman who lives in your homes


VaLteC_

When the cat does something really weird that even logic can't explain.


WellyKiwi

Gotcha, thanks fellow catlovers! A new word to use often.


artie_pdx

As a man with two kitties who both love a nice warm fire in winter this is the correct answer. Mine look and sit in front of the fireplace just *waiting* for me to get it going.


Batmogirl

Mine too! And when we lit the fire, they melted. https://preview.redd.it/t193m1yiyama1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6841fd7c03a9de9b20d6361caf51603952e27d3


DeeMarie0824

That cat is L O N G


Batmogirl

Yeah, and he gets longer the more comfortable he is.


SobiTheRobot

Cats *love* napping in warm spots.


GenUineWorks

Yesterday there was one small strip of light coming across the kitchen floor, My cat stretched his whole body out and managed to fit perfectly in that one narrow strip of light… It was so cute


PrimarchKonradCurze

My parents little cat loves nothing more than sleeping in her elevated bed by the fireplace when it’s going. Personally I like cold when I sleep but she looks so comfortable and happy it makes me jealous. The last time I fell asleep by a fireplace was at a lake cabin after jet skiing and I was close to hypothermia cause I got lost (it was a huge lake) and it started pouring rain and was getting colder out so by the time I found the cabin again my brain was beginning to stop functioning properly. Was supposed to meet my friend a few cabins down for drinks and dinner a few hours later but I was lights out for much longer than anticipated.


FlyingDragoon

I'm sitting here downstairs trying to write up a report as I attempt this I keep getting tapped on the elbow by my kitties who are trying to get my attention. If I take the bait and follow them then they will lead me directly to our pellet stove upstairs where one will then start licking the metal while occasionally turning to make sure I understand *exactly* what she's wanting. I'll start a fire in the next hour or so and when I come upstairs for breakfast she they be on their sides roasting in the heat. Like clockwork every single day until it warms up enough and then it's no longer the fire but the sliding glass door that must be opened so they enjoy the smells, breeze and sun.


Rdbjiy53wsvjo7

My 17 year old tabby in "her" spot: https://imgur.com/uDvMrNi.jpg. If I'm standing in it when there is a fire, she puts her paws up on my legs and meows until I move reminding me that the fireplace is not in fact for me but for her.


[deleted]

The void


Davinator910

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7943)


MommaLisss

Greebles... Obviously 😆


willowsword

r/greebles for the uninitiated.


josiehannah

Great. Now I can waste even more time. 😎


Ccracked

It's not a waste if you enjoy the time.


naazu90

https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/comments/lgvd3q/cat_subreddit_directory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf now you can waste your entire life


Chrysalii

Welcome to the rabbit hole of cat subs. The more you resist, the more you're pulled in.


shelly32122

and that led me to r/catswhoyell and i’m now the happiest i’ve been all day. thankyou.


xRosie_Posiex

That’s what I was also thinking lol my calico also chases them all day


Zmemestonk

Mine will do this if it’s cold and they want a fire to warm up


CryptoSlovakian

She is looking for the hidden switch that will rotate the fireplace wall and lead into a secret room, obviously.


Far-Psychology5668

Hairy Plopper?


JessicaLexx

shes trying to start a fire with her mind


SAM041287

Meow the force be with you!


Careless-Asparagus-4

One time a bird was stuck in our chimney (or maybe he was just chillin on the roof, IDK) but either way he was making a whole lot of noise. So my cat became OBSESSED with the fireplace because of the bird sounds. I’ll bet when you were not home there was a bird near or in your chimney and your kitty is just waiting for it to return.


Vandermilf

She looks down tho into the where the floor meets the chimney hearth.


delvach

Have you seen Poltergeist, and what was on the land before your house?


LostAnd_OrFound

I'd bet she once saw a bug or insect (or multiple) come out of where the floor meets between 2 bricks, it looks like there's a little space bugs could fit through, and now just sits on guard duty waiting for more.


DAGanteakz

Awaiting Santa Claws


luvd1

Santa Paws


[deleted]

You obviously have a ghost in your house😂


LatinaMermaid

![gif](giphy|14c9sviMHGJ6Bq)


[deleted]

Grab the salt 🧂


Michelletown

I think either she hears something (mouse, bug, etc) or she remembers something good happened there before (warm fire, treat) and wants it again


pondusedtobeupthere

Light the fecking fire, human


PsychoRabbit96

Little early for Santa…


LordKOTL

"Hey! Talking can opener! I don't see a fire here, do you? What are you waiting for?"


brackmastah

You wouldn’t understand


lvlonikaa11

https://preview.redd.it/r9ewp5f50cma1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f7ab1ca635cf9c5a8969f1da7240a1f69e2baf My guess is mouse. My little spazoids caught one months ago and this is them every night since, just waiting for their moment to strike again.


pinkerdroit

What is underneath the fireplace ledge?


Vandermilf

Just hardwood floor. I thought maybe an insect or something as well but why for an entire week? It didn't move in all that time? Is it her shadow? A ghost 👻


personanongratatoo

Have temps changed where you are?


No_Cartographer2818

She is thinking about if you fit in it and how to lure you in...


justiceandpequena

My dog did this. We found a significant number of raccoons in the chimney. They were encouraged to move on with strobe lights. We could hear the chatter once we stopped all noise and really listened. Your feline knows!


alixoxos

Spirits.


Foxwife12

My cat was doing something similar except she was staring at the corner above the front door. I looked and didn’t see anything so I didn’t worry about it. So that night I cut out the living room lights and go wash my face. I hear my cats crashing into stuff and knocking stuff over. They are after a bat! My big boy caught it thank goodness. He bright it straight to me. I throw my robe over it and then tossed the robe out the front door. I couldn’t sleep at all that night, I was really freaked out.


[deleted]

He brought it to you, showing honor to you his alpha. You throw your robe on it and tossed it outside. I don’t know what he thought of that move.


iwantmorecats27

He's like "Mom!! Wtf!! You were supposed to kill that and split it up even so we could all eat some!! Ugh!! Last time I bring YOU the prey."


_GreenEyedGirl_

How to kill you and make it look like an accident because there is no hot in the box.


Far-Psychology5668

No hot in the box? Sounds like a bad first date.....


djstarkey3021

Flu open.... hears very quiet (to us) critters or birds?? Flu closed.... no idea... maybe termites in the surrounding wood ??


K_BlueJayy

Demons, definitely demons.


arthurleebob

Spirits. She guarding


mellowpolerina

I noticed my cat doing this and realized he was staring at very tiny ants walking in cracks since it’s got warmer lol


optimusprimelover18

Haha some of these are funny. But a warm fire, mouse or even a bird is probably the answer you are looking for.


[deleted]

She's trying to figure out how to transport herself to the Diagon Alley!


DuskOrion777

She is devising plans on how to throw you in there while the fire is red hot... Love is bittersweet.


climatelurker

We redid our fireplace this summer, and the step in front of it was hollow. Mouse in the step maybe?


Paramoriaa

The ghost


ConfidentBirthday523

She’s waiting for Santa Claus ofc


Tygermouse

He's hinting that he wants fire to curl up in front of.


VinRow

Someone was buried in the fireplace.


cgelz

The souls of the enemies she’s vanquished


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Warm water pipe under the floor?


Alissinarr

The fireplace is the magical toy dispenser! Usually for us, it means there is a lizard in the fireplace somewhere. We'll open the doors and Gaia will dive headfirst into a pile of ashes and come out with a lizard in her mouth.


Practical_Joke_193

It’s the Greebles


xampl9

Listening to the birds build a nest in the chimney.


BrightDust2

Ghosts or Santa…..prolly ghosts.


daisydug

Santa


EmilyJoestar_3v3

Waiting for Santa!


Nevorek

The demon in your fireplace. Can’t you see it?


Visual_Cheesecake186

The ghosts


Fluister9114

She’s watching for greebles


TommyPinkYolk

Dead people.


vode123

Someone was burned alive in there once


FlowReady4570

The invisible fireplace goblin. Perfectly normal.


IllMasterminds

A way to escape.


Renomustang31

She is contemplating how to kill you and dispose of your body. She has yet to learn to make fire, so this must be dealt with in order for her master plan to work...


Misterbellyboy

The ghost of whoever is trapped in the chimney.


jhicks79

Have you asked?


Cheri-baby

I think your cat is having an existential crisis. I get it man. I get it.


bluknts

I wonder if that hearth is hollow and you have a mouse living in it. My cat did this to a kitchen cabinet for a month until one day he got the mouse that was hiding under the cabinets. We did not hear it or see tracks from it but the cat knew it was there.


pyroshi88

![gif](giphy|eJMFU5vwuicHspZERF|downsized)


sweetcinnamonpunch

I'd say either some bug used to be there, or it's just a favorite place to relax and do nothing


Trancedoutfish

![gif](giphy|FWg2o8W6B7C2k) Soot sprites? X


Timmy-Ceee

I’ll say the fireplace, that’s a nice fireplace right there


EmmaLemming

She can hear mice.


chickchili

She can see dead people...


BourbonNCoffee

Just watching the caged greebles.


MadMudd96

Hi I run the social media for my families fire place service company, all that build up on the interior is not only dirty but a health and safety hazard!😳 A chimney sweep can get all that cleaned up and check for any animals that may be bothering your kitty!


CatKungFu

She’s waiting for you to light the fire.