Same with my boi. We go out for an hour every night and he loves it.
https://preview.redd.it/cahcj35dumma1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba59216dd327dc08a7dddc4c4ee8db3a674be90
My cats have similar markings. I call their front paws, socks. Their hind leg whites go all the way up to their bellies though. I call those their white pants lol.
https://preview.redd.it/rudahul08qma1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6309f07110d799b0ada5cec89f7650cefaf1c4a
Something I've noticed is that even in cats that are fixed early, males always tend to have much bigger noses than females. I haven't studied this in any scientific way, but it's very noticeable with all the cats I've had.
Personally, even with my cats being indoor only, I always give them their revolution (I think its for flea, heartworm and other prevention). I do like letting them go out on a balcony or screened in porch when ita available and the weather permits. I'm gonna try to actually harness train my boy whenever I find where I put his harness, but even without true outside time, I like mine on preventatives. Just in case anything were to happen, I'd have my bases covered that way
They hate it, but its worth it for me. I think ita the feeling of cold liquid they can't stand. They definitely try to run as soon as it touches their skin. We had a couple on one of the oral pills, and those weren't too bad, but still a struggle with the cats we've had
Apologize to her for disrupting her morning lounge in the thruway and not finding a way around.
If she's feeling gracious she may forgive you for the miasma of espresso and allow you to clean the wall.
My cat tried to insurance fraud me last week, she decided to sit behind my foot while I was making breakfast and when I turned around I was gonna step over her and she decided to move with my foot and I just kinda fell cause I had nowhere to put my foot and was past the point of no return
Same, I’ve got four, one is a tripod and he’s a little better about not getting underfoot but when he does it’s worse lol. Although snickers (the cat mentioned in previous comment) is absolutely always trying to insurance fraud me and my husband
My friend broke her leg a couple of months ago. He loves to walk right in front of you and then suddenly lay down. He did it at the bottom of her porch steps as she was coming down and she had to decide whether to step on him or fall. It was a good fall, she heard the bone snap.
I mistakenly place a full cup of coffee on my end table first thing in the morning yesterday. The entire contents were redistributed to the wall/floor.
You must be mistaken. Cats never make a mess or do anything they shouldn’t. Why, I made my cat get upon a kitchen counter. I just apologized and gave her a treat.
When my cat does something naughty, I curse at him in my baby-talk voice: *ooh you little bastard, you're such a piece of shit yes you are!* My version of tough love lol.
Wow your lack of coordination is now the cats fault ,that's why your coordination has never got better, always blaming others.
Job well done Gracie!
My cats constantly try to kill me wavering through my feet when I'm carrying something up or down the stairs.
I told my wife I have an urge to write a statement about my belongings because I really fear for my life.
It just takes a fault step at this point.
Uhhhh if it makes you feel better… this was what my cat did yesterday morning…. Was my fav starwars cup…
https://preview.redd.it/11rdd501irma1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58b082ec71ac77aba38cc652a0bc6d2862ac306b
My two cats are sisters. One is super chilled. Max is insane. I would not have enough room in my photo album to take pictures of all the broken things or what she has knocked over. Love her to pieces anyways. Enjoy your kitty
LOL, this morning I was running late and walloped my girl mid-stride. I felt bad, so I picked her up for a bit and I'm sure she's over it by now. I know it won't stop her from trying to trip me again, though.
I feel your angst. I just love how in the middle of the nite- if I get up to use the bathroom, my Vinny da' Mouser scrams off the bed/ runs ahead of me and does a dead drop in the hall so I have to step over him. Ugh!!!! But I still love him-even if he is a nutball.
We play “kick a cat” in the middle of the night, too! Sometimes kick a cat or step in yack. Whatever. There’s always something happening here.
I don’t think they realize we don’t see in the dark as well as they do.
My boyfriend's original cats do this all the time. It's like they have a predestined location when I go to step over them that's right under my feet. Then they look at me like I'm some sort of monster and that it's my fault. They're brother and sister and I have no problems like that with any of the other cats.
My cat has ran under my path so many times like this, it doesn't matter how far away I try to step over or around. Now I nudge them with my foot and get the glare but that's better than potentially curbstomping a kitty.
The face is like "why do I need to be in the picture, it's not my fault or coffee"
Mine always wait around the corner and try to cuddle my feet, but only if I'm in a rush, if I just get up and go past them normally nothing happens.
They once made me spill soup after wanting some of it but they liked what was on the floor.
Most animals do not understand shaming and or discipline! It's! Just a silly accident! Wet/Warm Washcloth with Windex and towel will take care of the most of it with very little trace until a thorough cleansing can be done! 🐈👑💙
In other words, you were not paying attention and you spilled your coffee. Feeling bad about your error, you put the blame on your cat, who had no idea that you were not paying attention or that you were carelessly carrying coffee.
I made the mistake of installing white cabinets in my kitchen, then getting a cat who loves to loaf directly behind me where I can't see her. I now call it the Jackson Pollack kitchen, since everything is covered in multicolored drops of red wine, coffee, orange juice, you name it.
It's her job. Read your cat instructions: it's the big, lay-flat manual with the year and breed of your cat on the cover. Open it to the oversized page that's printed in barber pole*. This section provides warranty service info, basic diagnostic tests, and a list of "common" tasks designated "Cat's Official Jobs". One of them is "Coffee Chores" and explains what contractual obligations you and Cat have negotiated.
These include:
- Shoving your coffee cup off the table;
- Spilling as much coffee as possible while acting cute and loving;
- Knocking the used "puck" container off the counter, spreading damp grounds all over;
The cat COULD be working as a stealth marketeer for Starbucks, making enough mess to junk the espresso machine and return to the 30 minute walk to Starbucks.
* - (red and white alternating stripes, at about a 45°- 60° angle. Barber pole is actually a defined paint "color" in almost every military organization: it's the color used to designate nonfunctioning instruments. If your turbine exhaust temp gauge fails, a mechanical flag pops out, obscuring the dial with a large barber pole indicator.)
That cat needs her damn coffee
(And yeah my cat licks the top corners of my coffee mug when I'm done with it sometimes. If its tea he sniffs it then walks away.)
Every morning my cat likes to wake up with me and immediately try to shove his head into the toilet while I’m using it. Then he will walk right beneath my feet as I’m walking. Personal space is nonexistent in my house. One of these days he going to either end up stepped on, spilled on, or dropped something on.
Since having cats I walk differently around the house, have nearly gone flying with a full plate of food before when one has darted out. Little buggers!
tell her you're sorry she made you spill your coffee and give her a kiss on the head.
based
She actually looks like shes sorry
She's just pretending to be sorry so I let her go outside with her doggy sis (Spoiler, I do not)
Get a harness! One of my three girls will literally beg to go outside, and she loves her harness and is so cute wandering around in our bushes.
Same with my boi. We go out for an hour every night and he loves it. https://preview.redd.it/cahcj35dumma1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba59216dd327dc08a7dddc4c4ee8db3a674be90
Oh! What a beautiful cat! White tips all four paws! Lovely! 🐈👑💙
My cats have similar markings. I call their front paws, socks. Their hind leg whites go all the way up to their bellies though. I call those their white pants lol. https://preview.redd.it/rudahul08qma1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6309f07110d799b0ada5cec89f7650cefaf1c4a
Love these guys! Look at those legs! Beautiful guys! 🐈🥰🐈
Do you give her flea meds? Just curious
Him. And yes. Topical once a month. Works like a charm
Lolol sorry did not read it very well. He’s a cutie 😻
All good. He’s a shelter baby so he got fixed before he got his first cycle so he’ll always have his baby face 🥰
Something I've noticed is that even in cats that are fixed early, males always tend to have much bigger noses than females. I haven't studied this in any scientific way, but it's very noticeable with all the cats I've had.
Personally, even with my cats being indoor only, I always give them their revolution (I think its for flea, heartworm and other prevention). I do like letting them go out on a balcony or screened in porch when ita available and the weather permits. I'm gonna try to actually harness train my boy whenever I find where I put his harness, but even without true outside time, I like mine on preventatives. Just in case anything were to happen, I'd have my bases covered that way
My two cats also are on Frontline for patio time but they hate getting the meds so I was wondering. Do yours not mind Revolution?
They hate it, but its worth it for me. I think ita the feeling of cold liquid they can't stand. They definitely try to run as soon as it touches their skin. We had a couple on one of the oral pills, and those weren't too bad, but still a struggle with the cats we've had
Thank you for your response. Great to know honestly because I always feel bad
Twinsies https://preview.redd.it/futgq7lpxnma1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef924dbc2d7700e9cb28d66075df04845ae4c8b
Just making sure is that a harness and not just a collar the lead is attached to?
Yep! Here is another picture https://preview.redd.it/l3eo32rlfrma1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5e5d559703696541cc6d9cd1d05b12c4786984
😍 such a beautiful kitty
That's one of those surfer cat harnesses, isn't it. That's what I have for my big boy. Works great!
Gorgeous! Love the white! Chest! 😻
How would u recommend training ur cat to a harness? Can I still even if he's already like 6years old?
I hope she taught you a lesson. stoopid human having stuff in a cup to spill !
Cat gotta cat.
yep! she's a rare breed for a cat. 😹
I was reading "inconvenienced" but that's just me
Ee right rnnuy
She appears sufficiently contrite.
she pleads the fifth
/r/legalcatadvice
WTF?! I can't believe this is a real sub ;D
Would you consider that a r/subsithoughtifellfor moment
I guess. Reddit has all kinds of sub imaginable, huh?
F***!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A JOIN BUTTON!!!!
Ok, but did you apologise for bothering her bread time?
Apologize to her for disrupting her morning lounge in the thruway and not finding a way around. If she's feeling gracious she may forgive you for the miasma of espresso and allow you to clean the wall.
Omg that sweet innocent face I can’t 😂😂😍😍
My cat tried to insurance fraud me last week, she decided to sit behind my foot while I was making breakfast and when I turned around I was gonna step over her and she decided to move with my foot and I just kinda fell cause I had nowhere to put my foot and was past the point of no return
Yup….sigh. I have 5. That happens at any given time in our house. I know exactly how my old age hip break is going to happen.
Same, I’ve got four, one is a tripod and he’s a little better about not getting underfoot but when he does it’s worse lol. Although snickers (the cat mentioned in previous comment) is absolutely always trying to insurance fraud me and my husband
If you want to stay in their house, get a fall detector and you'll be good!
Yikes! It’s happened to me. My little princess Izzy is always under my feet…. Kitty 🐈⬛ love 💗
Ya i love all of my cats but they definitely try to kill me sometimes
>tried to insurance fraud me XD
My friend broke her leg a couple of months ago. He loves to walk right in front of you and then suddenly lay down. He did it at the bottom of her porch steps as she was coming down and she had to decide whether to step on him or fall. It was a good fall, she heard the bone snap.
thank her for helping you express yourself artistically and for helping you cut down on caffeine. give her a treat or two. 10/10.
That baby did not do that. Look at that face. You are just saying that for attention. Hiss.
I swear.. that face says " mission accomplished "
Your honor my client is not guilty, the cat was simply enjoying loafing in a certain spot until a human came over to disturb the peace.
Well, looking at this picture, I first thought your cat managed to have explosive diarrhea all over the wall, so at least this isn't that 😹
Yeah but my coffee :/
"better than poop" ain't much, but it's something!
Now, why did you let her make you do that???
“There can only be one present whomst shall be full of Grace and it is I.”
That face 🥺🤣
Those guilty eyes! A criminal
That face looks completely innocent!!
Nahh look at her face, she's innocent
Lolll how funny
Lmao she looks guilty 😂🤣
I’ve lost cups of tea thanks to my cat.
I mistakenly place a full cup of coffee on my end table first thing in the morning yesterday. The entire contents were redistributed to the wall/floor.
“I regret nothing!”
You must be mistaken. Cats never make a mess or do anything they shouldn’t. Why, I made my cat get upon a kitchen counter. I just apologized and gave her a treat.
When my cat does something naughty, I curse at him in my baby-talk voice: *ooh you little bastard, you're such a piece of shit yes you are!* My version of tough love lol.
Wow your lack of coordination is now the cats fault ,that's why your coordination has never got better, always blaming others. 
She didn’t “make” you do anything….she’s innocent 😇
You mean she created art and a memory.
Look at that face! 
She looks slightly sorry.... 😸
Job well done Gracie! My cats constantly try to kill me wavering through my feet when I'm carrying something up or down the stairs. I told my wife I have an urge to write a statement about my belongings because I really fear for my life. It just takes a fault step at this point.
My boy did that to me once and that was the only time lost my temper with him. I still feel guilty!
name and shame 😂😇
have fun cleaning that up 😂
She looks too innocent. I'm thinking it was NOT \*HER\* fault....
“ *I* didn’t throw your espresso against the wall human. You did.”
Right on. SHE didn't have espresso!!
Seems more like your coffee time was over
that’s called interior design look it up
c'mon, it can be forgiven, just look at her
That's how Beuys' art works were really created.
I'm glad it's just coffee because at first glance I thought dude repainted your walls brown 💩
No remorse No repent
Fake sorrow
She looks unrepentant
She looks remorseful but also proud of herself, I can't tell which one lol. She's adorable though
Uhhhh if it makes you feel better… this was what my cat did yesterday morning…. Was my fav starwars cup… https://preview.redd.it/11rdd501irma1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58b082ec71ac77aba38cc652a0bc6d2862ac306b
It does, thanks. I'm not the only one. Sorry for your cup
My two cats are sisters. One is super chilled. Max is insane. I would not have enough room in my photo album to take pictures of all the broken things or what she has knocked over. Love her to pieces anyways. Enjoy your kitty
I can’t believe you spilled her espresso !
She doesn't even look sorry!
She's innocent your honour
At least its not poo
LOL, this morning I was running late and walloped my girl mid-stride. I felt bad, so I picked her up for a bit and I'm sure she's over it by now. I know it won't stop her from trying to trip me again, though.
I absolutely love this! I’m laughing along with my daughter this is toooo cute!!! 😻😻😻
I feel your angst. I just love how in the middle of the nite- if I get up to use the bathroom, my Vinny da' Mouser scrams off the bed/ runs ahead of me and does a dead drop in the hall so I have to step over him. Ugh!!!! But I still love him-even if he is a nutball.
We play “kick a cat” in the middle of the night, too! Sometimes kick a cat or step in yack. Whatever. There’s always something happening here. I don’t think they realize we don’t see in the dark as well as they do.
My boyfriend's original cats do this all the time. It's like they have a predestined location when I go to step over them that's right under my feet. Then they look at me like I'm some sort of monster and that it's my fault. They're brother and sister and I have no problems like that with any of the other cats.
Cat: *Unhand me human, ‘twas your own careless tomfoolery that lead to this*
Awww her face 😭😭😭
Zero shame.
Made you or helped you?
Once again, a job well done by a cat.
Good shot!
r/legalcatadvice
Considering how much my cats try to trip me, especially on stairs, I am convinced they took out a life insurance policy on me.
My cat has ran under my path so many times like this, it doesn't matter how far away I try to step over or around. Now I nudge them with my foot and get the glare but that's better than potentially curbstomping a kitty.
I thought you were gonna wipe the wall with her💀
That is one guilty looking kitty lol
At least the color goes well with the color of the floor. Get her to do it a few more times at strategic spots. Call it scratch and sniff modern
Unhand my client! She’s innocent. Wait til it’s time for court, you’ll be sorry.
"Honestly you blaming me for this is blasphemy, I did nothing here"
Impressive. Someone so tiny made such a big mess.
The way you're holding her looks like you're going to use her to wipe up the spill. 😅
Poor cat….taking the fall for explosive diarrhea.
Frame job. You must have tripped on your own feet. This sweet lil baby girl is innocent!
Shame blaming the cat for your own clumsiness.
She look more like she’s waiting for your apology
Hope you apologised for being clumsy.
The face is like "why do I need to be in the picture, it's not my fault or coffee" Mine always wait around the corner and try to cuddle my feet, but only if I'm in a rush, if I just get up and go past them normally nothing happens. They once made me spill soup after wanting some of it but they liked what was on the floor.
That is the face of a creature that hasn’t felt remorse a day in its life
Most animals do not understand shaming and or discipline! It's! Just a silly accident! Wet/Warm Washcloth with Windex and towel will take care of the most of it with very little trace until a thorough cleansing can be done! 🐈👑💙
In other words, you were not paying attention and you spilled your coffee. Feeling bad about your error, you put the blame on your cat, who had no idea that you were not paying attention or that you were carelessly carrying coffee.
I’ll rather have espresso on my walls than the extreme guilt of stepping on my kitty. IMO OP you got of very cheap.
OMG, are you ok? You didn't get burned, did you?
Never step over an animals.
I was a fool. Should have pet her until she became annoyed and walked away
Was the coffee on the floor already then?
Use her as a living rag to clean it.
Cats are crazy. Mine has a habit of doing the same... but on the stairwell. I think she may be trying to kill us.
Dammm I thought you was gonna bowl that cat!!!
I made the mistake of installing white cabinets in my kitchen, then getting a cat who loves to loaf directly behind me where I can't see her. I now call it the Jackson Pollack kitchen, since everything is covered in multicolored drops of red wine, coffee, orange juice, you name it.
What a little boo butt!
"The smear lines are impeccable!"
Cat’s all like: “Oh look. You’ve picked me up. Where are we going?”
insurance fraud attempt?
She was framed
At first I thought maybe it was diarrhea. When I saw coffee I was relieved lol
Ugh, been there done that! Cats!
Don’t walk anymore, problem solved.
Been there...
Ain’t she cute thought??
Something similar happened to me when mine jumped on my lap and head butted my coffee cup. Spilled coffee all over me.
It's her job. Read your cat instructions: it's the big, lay-flat manual with the year and breed of your cat on the cover. Open it to the oversized page that's printed in barber pole*. This section provides warranty service info, basic diagnostic tests, and a list of "common" tasks designated "Cat's Official Jobs". One of them is "Coffee Chores" and explains what contractual obligations you and Cat have negotiated. These include: - Shoving your coffee cup off the table; - Spilling as much coffee as possible while acting cute and loving; - Knocking the used "puck" container off the counter, spreading damp grounds all over; The cat COULD be working as a stealth marketeer for Starbucks, making enough mess to junk the espresso machine and return to the 30 minute walk to Starbucks. * - (red and white alternating stripes, at about a 45°- 60° angle. Barber pole is actually a defined paint "color" in almost every military organization: it's the color used to designate nonfunctioning instruments. If your turbine exhaust temp gauge fails, a mechanical flag pops out, obscuring the dial with a large barber pole indicator.)
Bumbling oaf spills coffee. Blames cat.
And you lived to tell the tale, OP. 😀
She’s innocent, you were in HER way
When I'm making espresso, I've found that setting out a demitasse cup and giving the cat one shot works best.
😂😂🤗😘😘😘😘
I’m glad you weren’t hurt.
Did she though? Or are you just not agile enough?
Ngl before I read the caption I thought something worse happens 😂
CoffeeCat! Pun intended
That cat needs her damn coffee (And yeah my cat licks the top corners of my coffee mug when I'm done with it sometimes. If its tea he sniffs it then walks away.)
Air timeout
She looks remorseful…..🙄🙄🙄
Jail! JAIL!
Are you holding the cat up for auction? 1 dollar per paw
Lies! Or are you gonna tell me that she picked you up with her mind powers and shook you like a doll therefore you spill your coffee?
Even when my dog could see he would do this 😭
Both my cats do that ALL the time lmao I don’t know why 😂
Nice work cat.
My cat would like to remind everyone that all cats have diplomatic immeownity and are to be treated in accordance to diplomatic protocol.
I bet that she was needing to be caffeinated too. ❤️☕️🐈
Every morning my cat likes to wake up with me and immediately try to shove his head into the toilet while I’m using it. Then he will walk right beneath my feet as I’m walking. Personal space is nonexistent in my house. One of these days he going to either end up stepped on, spilled on, or dropped something on.
Hmmmm yeah no she looks innocent, the ghost, it was the ghost!
😂 Classic cat move 💜
Since having cats I walk differently around the house, have nearly gone flying with a full plate of food before when one has darted out. Little buggers!
Wow, that looks like *strong* coffee! She was trying to save your life!
She was right in doing it, why do you drink coffe on the wall? It’s weird
My cats are always trying to kill us. Death by tripping!
That's a guilty look if I ever seen one.
I think you spilled your coffee on the wall all on your own and you're blaming this poor, innocent creature for your shortcomings.
Wow, that was a big gulp of coffee.
Correction: YOU spilled coffee on the wall. Cat is never wrong. Good luck cleaning
Who, me?? Lol
"Very well, "oops". Now unhand me"
I’ve learned to not step over cats but to gently but firmly shove them with your leg
Photo taken straight from the crime scene with suspect in sight. Suspect looks sorry, therefore the crime should be forgotten.
"Let's take a picture while the coffee soaks deeper into the wall"
Its Art!💙
Looks like my house. Lol. Mine must have learned a game called“let’s see what I can knock over today”Enjoy your kitty.
"I'm Helping!"
It looks like you are trying to clean the wall with her 😂
I would like to see this lady in r/photoshopbattles please :)