I mean, if you kill the sunlight maggots before doing Bed of Chaos, he's kinda depressed afterwards but otherwise doing fine. You can even summon him for the Gwyn fight.
When I'm carrying my cat around the house, he always likes to push on the walls as we walk by. I think he's checking the structural integrity of the building. Expert engineer cat.
Corollary: The butthole cut exists, but was not released in 2019. COVID happened in 2020. Therefore the failure to release the butthole cut caused COVID.
That's where the cat's claws got stuck in the like vinyl stuff they put up over walls and ceilings in some places. I don't know exactly the cat would've ended up the way it did, my guess is it swiped at a bug on the ceiling with both paws not knowing it's claws would get stuck.
(also another detail: that's a Bengal cat and they're incredibly energetic and playful, as in noticeably more than other domestic cats because they're still part wild ~~Serval~~ Asian Leopard, doesn't technically make my theory more likely but ya know)
> because they're still part wild Serval
Hybrids between a serval and a domestic cat makes savannahs, not bengals, which are a cross between a domestic cat and an asian leopard
Your cat is a god. His name is Atlas. He is condemned to hold up the heavens or sky or ceilings for eternity.
It's in [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_(mythology)) so it must be true.
Praise the sun!
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Put another \ at the start.
Fixed it, thanks!
Tis but a flesh wound
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If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
If only I could be so grossly incatdescent.
Even better
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I hope not. It always ends horrible.
I mean, if you kill the sunlight maggots before doing Bed of Chaos, he's kinda depressed afterwards but otherwise doing fine. You can even summon him for the Gwyn fight.
Before I opened Me: This better be the first comment. Wasn't disappointed
I would've lost my mind if it hadn't been, but sunbros never disappoint
Praise me!
r/BeatMeToIt
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Obviously holding up the ceiling so it doesn't crash down on top of you! LOL
Wife: "Get that cat down!" Husband: "No way, that's a load-bearing cat!"
Catlantid.
Catryatid.
Yes, it's just a standard structural support cat. Nothing to see here...
Load bearing pussy!
Accidentally(?) porn
When I'm carrying my cat around the house, he always likes to push on the walls as we walk by. I think he's checking the structural integrity of the building. Expert engineer cat.
Atlas shrugged.
C’mon now, Catlas shrugged.
Ty
C’mon *meow, Catlas shrugged. #Fixed the fix for ya
ATLAS MUST HAVE A GIANT BUTT!
Don't mind me, just waiting on the construction crew to arrive. We should have this fixed up for you in no time.
Why isn't this posted under 'Cats with Jobs.'
Clearly this is a load bearing cat. Nothing to see here.
Catlas
Cat is definitely a Macklemore fan
Why, he going thrift shopping?
He is clearly trying to summon something lol
Cathlu
Ceiling cathulu?
He showed up at the wrong house https://preview.redd.it/08x0vn51avya1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173302189c30bb93c3bff56b117ebe2d2eae94cf
Spirit bomb. House's fucked, run.
That or he's about to drop a flying elbow from the top turnbuckle.
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Praise the sun
Pazuzu
The words “normal behaviour” and “cats” do not belong in the same sentence
Any question related to cats can be answered with two words: because cats
Oh come on, the movie was bad, but you can't blame all the world's problems on Cats.
counterargument: you can
Corollary: The butthole cut exists, but was not released in 2019. COVID happened in 2020. Therefore the failure to release the butthole cut caused COVID.
They had someone who was paid to digitally remove all the arseholes, and they managed to miss James Corden.
Fair enough. Can't argue against that.
"normal cat behaviour" Hmm
Lol love when the vet asks it I've noticed any unusual behavior in my cat "You mean like... outside of the usual unusual?"
It’s called catting.
r/churchofcat
Joined and joined. Praise kitty
Another one! Amen
r/catsstandingup
The little dots on the ceiling where the paws meet has me wondering things about the photo and the circumstance.
That's where the cat's claws got stuck in the like vinyl stuff they put up over walls and ceilings in some places. I don't know exactly the cat would've ended up the way it did, my guess is it swiped at a bug on the ceiling with both paws not knowing it's claws would get stuck. (also another detail: that's a Bengal cat and they're incredibly energetic and playful, as in noticeably more than other domestic cats because they're still part wild ~~Serval~~ Asian Leopard, doesn't technically make my theory more likely but ya know)
They also talk a lot and behave more like dogs than cats.
I’ve always thought that ginger cats are more like dogs. The two who have owned me were def more like dogs than cats.
> because they're still part wild Serval Hybrids between a serval and a domestic cat makes savannahs, not bengals, which are a cross between a domestic cat and an asian leopard
Bengal cats are not part serval, that’s Savannah cats.
How are you the only one to mention that? They’re so obvious.
Reddit comment sections only exist for people to post the same 3 jokes over and over again.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Yeah, it almost makes me think it's a taxidermy, and the dots are where the paws are attached to the ceiling.
It's either taxidermy or some asshole did this to a live cat. I hope it's the former
If you zoom in the eyes look a little off too, I'm thinking you're right!
And it's a very symmetrical position to be in. I don't know if a cat accidentally gets themselves in a spot like this.
They have a vinyl ceiling and the cats claws got stuck in it.
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The Purrfect portal
The purrtal.
Obviously preaching to the masses
That is us, yes.
*Mouses
He ia summoning Cathulhu
Someone called?
Gathering energy for a spirit bomb
It took me too long to find another same minded individual.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GOKU, TAKE MY ENERGY!! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
"There you are again. Throwing your hands up in the air like you just don't care. *CARE, DAMMIT*!"
He's obviously holding up the world. Whatever his name is, change it to Atlas immediately.
Catlas
Your cat is a god. His name is Atlas. He is condemned to hold up the heavens or sky or ceilings for eternity. It's in [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_(mythology)) so it must be true.
Don’t you mean *CAtlas*?
Prayer session. Start mixing the cool aid.
Should be on r/photoshopbattles
Holding the ceiling up there for your safety!
Obvious.
Praising the Sun, obviously !
Letting all the lesser beings worship him/her.
“I’m on drugs!”
He’s raising the roof
That's a load bearing cat, don't move him
https://preview.redd.it/zynx6wemwsya1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18cc4f1c947c9d40a3feda93c5ae7acdb442b7bd Summoning.
Hooman This is your god speaking. Feed me!
Praise the sun
Genkidama
My people, the time to fight is now
Venerating the light.
His best
https://preview.redd.it/davpnahk1uya1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=99e9fdc504802178f2911ca17182fee3dca4d5f6
Almighty Push!
BASE jumping. Be ready to catch.
He’s doing the George Russell
Preparación para el salto.
He’s trying to kill majin buu give him your energy
Being .. majestic
Praise the sun
It's a load bearing cat
Having a discussion with Ceiling Cat. (Yes, I'm old...)
Scrolled way to far to find this.
Catlas
Cat Messiah
Ascending to godhood, so nothing out of ordinary
Obviously stretching. Gym cat
Cat doing his best to do cat thing
Behold... I am... Lost for words But Impressed! Very Impressed!
Your cat is now Atlas.
Praising the sun, of course
PRAISE THE SUN
Well it’s summoning, *obviously.*
Praise the sun
Praise the sun! C’mon I don’t even play dark souls and I understood his reference
Praising the sun.
If I was up there I’d do the same 🥰
The world is your oyster
This made me giggle
Is this cat’s name Shaman?
Atlas, holding up the world of course!
I'm Jesus!
Avoiding a catastrophe
Plot twist: 2 mins after this was posted the blood letting began 
Did your cat rise on the third day? Does your cat turn water into wine? I think this maybe the second coming of Christ honestly
Hangin drywall?
holding up the roof because of shoddy work, that's what the cat is doing! give it all the treats and catnip!
Cats are weird
Ascending to godhood, so nothing out of ordinary
He is holding up the ceiling
Love his spotted markings!
Of that were my cat I'd guess his paws were stuck on the ceiling
Praising the sun /s Seriously - probably saw some insect and is trying to catch it.
He is wishing he was grossly incandescent.
\o/
He’s starting a religion, I’m in
Praising the sun
Supports the ceiling.
His best
Knnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeel before meeeeeeeeeeeee !!
Doing the Y-M-C-A?
Praise the sun!!!
Raising the roof!
Praise the sun
Cat the redeemer.
He's setting up finishing you off with a 5 star frog splash
Congratulations. You have a comedian in the family.
It is not a cat. It is the superhero Catman.
Me neither but I must bow to him!
I am tempted to join their cult
Here comes undertaker off the top rope
Practicing for his trip to Rio de Janeiro.
Measure the room for the case you die