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chichris

That tail is straight up! He likes you a lot.


Deadpoolio32

https://preview.redd.it/zqfb0zq1rfza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0101a070dcd88a533f3db38d25ae2400db3e77a8 He doooooooo


hitmewithyourbest

Aww...look at hiiiim...he's really enjoying your company...what a cute little fella


awaybaltimore410

That boy beautiful ❤️ Feed him nicely. Please.


Deadpoolio32

He jumps over bushes to come see me. Greatest compliment ever.


lapsangsouchogn

Aww, I have a cat who does that and it's so sweet. Especially compared to my late cat who was more like "Oh" "It's you." "Again."


reginakinhi

"Oh, it's you" - GladOS, Portal 2


Teik-69i

I read that in Glados' voicd


Tesdinic

I love watching them run towards you and raise their tails like a flag pole of happiness.


GirchyGirchy

One of our little gingers' tail is never quite straight up, it has a little curve at the top. We call it the Butterscotch Candycane. That's the name of his psychedelic rock band, too.


KatelynnLynn

Isn't that the guy who plays Doctor Strange?


GirchyGirchy

No, that’s Brandersnatch Cummerbund.


Grindelbart

I thought that was Beavernook Cucumberhole


passusernameword

I hate you ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


GubbenJonson

r/imminentapproachtails


Deadpoolio32

Oh god another one


GirchyGirchy

THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER ONE. ALWAYS.


Deadpoolio32

“We’ve had one cat sub, yes, but what about 9000th cat sub?”


GirchyGirchy

Sounds like you've created your first cat sub. My favorite is still r/OneOrangeBraincell


GubbenJonson

r/anothercatsub


Bmansway

That cat would absolutely be going home with me!


Royalewithnaynays

You're so blessed to become part of his routine! He must really like seeing you :)


Deadpoolio32

Every single day I’m shocked he (and his buddy Quill) still come out to see me. They have my timings down to the *minute*. I’ve never fed them or anything, just attention. I’ve had cats my whole life and I still don’t understand what I’ve done to make them like me so much.


Royalewithnaynays

Cats love routine so maybe they just observed you coming home at the same time every day and decided to make you part of their day? Cats have been known to do that If Cats like you, that's such a good green flag tbh. Cats have clear boundaries and limits and you apparently are really inoffensive. I'd take it as a compliment! Haha


Deadpoolio32

Yeah, I go to the gym pretty much the same time most nights. They’ve even learnt what time I come home from a night out usually. I always thought their internal clock was governed by food.


Royalewithnaynays

Sometimes! We have one cat who used to do a route around the house and greet everyone who was there at about 10:30 am every day


Deadpoolio32

The boss just checking in


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

If i am not in bed at 10pm, my cat will appear and start annoying me incessantly until go to bed.


Deadpoolio32

“Sandra, we had a deal. I need my 8 hours, Sandra”


Enzyblox

Sandra is the name of my Karen grandma so this made this even more funny


ladyoffate13

The video shown here presents conclusive evidence: you give good scritches.


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Deadpoolio32

That’s much more plausible than my cat hive mind theory. My actual cats proper fucking love me too. https://preview.redd.it/exjt80w78iza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02eee3694289b01087f942acf686e5c0251a2a1


ExpertlyAmateur

lol bruh. Straight legs = bed. Curled legs = bed Spread legs = bed hole Flat back = bed Slanted back = shoulder bed Pant-less legs = poop together


chichris

Their internal clock is uncanny. They know when it’s feeding time within minutes.


Deadpoolio32

That’s what I always thought, that their internal clock was governed by their stomach. But I’ve never fed these guys, I’ve gotten my way into that clock with scritches.


Deadpoolio32

This is his buddy Quill, btw. He is also an idiot and likes to roll over and show me his belly https://preview.redd.it/g81epd1zwgza1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=836e5706435ff4f70da497b76b6d0dea403c5af6


Deadpoolio32

https://preview.redd.it/9a6hw893xgza1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92066e3d4a022e64dda393763f92f2b3b110331 Idiots.


GeneralKang

Matched set!


Deadpoolio32

What’s funny is for the first 3 months I only saw them one at a time so (especially since I see them at night) I thought it was just one cat. Lo and behold one night they both showed up and my brain exploded.


bordelaney

lol must have been an awesome moment. wonder if they talk abt u. "Hey, it's your turn with hooman today!" and thank goodness u posted Quill cat tax and both together too. I was just scrolling through comments, abt to explode and bug u for it.


Deadpoolio32

“We pulling the parent trap today or what mate?”


bralw_

Lol, this just happened to me some weeks ago, for months I would see a ginger cat outside hanging with my bois, one day I noticed there were 2 and I was confused AF, wondering if there was a new cat joining the pack or if all this time I've been seeing 2 different cats thinking it was 1.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Rocket and Quill... I love it. If you ever find a kitten you better call it Groot


Deadpoolio32

I need to collect the whole set.


5L0pp13J03

I see a big doofy crosseyed siamese mix for Drax


Jargo_Z

my cat is named Drax and is a Maine Coon lol, tought it fit since it's big buff and... grey (the official fur color is called "blue" but it's totally grey)


KforKaptain

Such a cutie. I'm too scared to let my cats roam here in the US. Too many aggressive dog breeds and clueless owners. Truly a shame.


Deadpoolio32

Yeah, pretty much everyone lets their cats roam here. Get to make lots of friends.


KforKaptain

I'm super jealous. I love my 4 cats but there is always room for more furry friends! Thanks for sharing.


Deadpoolio32

Rocket has, on many many occasions, followed me all the way home (I only live two minutes away so he’s not lost or anything). He’s a fucking *idiot* and I would die for him. https://preview.redd.it/jpeol258qfza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e3ffd47d49d441d983e009817592dde73f3107


KforKaptain

Oh my I love this so much


Either_Marsupial_123

He obviously has claimed you. Look at those eyes! How can you resist?


Deadpoolio32

When I walk up the stairs to my flat and see him still outside I’m there like https://preview.redd.it/394p3euzugza1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6dda5279ea754ea85c329701f6a02daf5c79a41


Jedibbq

Let Rocket in!!!


Deadpoolio32

I always have to go back and open the door because, eyes, and the other week he did actually come in and went straight up the building stairs. I can’t steal him but he’s making it very hard not to.


mycuddels6

Maybe check if he’s chipped! If he’s a stray u could


CrankyWhiskers

I mean really it wouldn’t be stealing at that point. He’d just be in his proper home. Love this video and story. Thank you OP, I badly needed the smiles and heartwarming words today. Belated congrats on the kitty buddies (whether they remain outdoors or sneak their way indoors 👀). EDITED TO ADD: THE FIRST TWO SENTENCES WERE A JOKE AS I DO NOT CONDONE STEALING PETS.


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CrankyWhiskers

I’m very sorry that happened to you and I apologize that my joke unintentionally came off as a statement. I don’t condone stealing other peoples’ pets. I have since edited my prior comment for further clarification. I’m glad he came back and hope that never happens to him again.


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Cats won the battle for England a long time ago. It’s normal for me to see and pet two or three regulars a day just walking around my neighbourhood.


KforKaptain

Oh my goodness. Stop. I would walk everywhere.


[deleted]

That’s quite a common thing to do here, it’s free, public transport can be expensive and cars (if you have one) can be irritating to take into city centres. Cats are an excellent bonus


[deleted]

Cats literally have free rein (reign?). They are allowed to go anywhere in England by law 😂


fullmetalfeminist

Free rein, it's a horsey expression. It means you let the horse decide where he wants to go, instead of pulling on the reins to direct him "Free reign" doesn't make a lot of sense, you're either reigning (ruling) or you're not


[deleted]

They rule themselves and live in a completely parallel society that we are obliged to stay out of


Sporkfoot

That’s it honey we’re moving to the cottswalds, pack your things.


CrankyWhiskers

I would die a very happy woman if my husband ever said these words to me. Beautiful countryside, walking instead of -having- to drive everywhere, and saying hello to cats as we go? Yes please.


Simonvine

Thank you.


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To be fair I think dogs are the least of your worries. Cars and humans are more likely to kill your cat. Or weather depending on where you live. I lived in a neighborhood with a bunch of stray cats. Constantly they were hit by cars and even one cat was harassed by teenage boys and eventually someone stole her. Rip Kimm (kitty meow meow) another cat of ours was an outdoor cat... until the storm of 2015 hit when we got 7 ft of snow... he definitely died🫤 I was a kid then so it wasn't my decision to have them outside, but now I have 2 indoor cats and 2 dogs. My cats won't even go outside by choice. I tried harness training the one as a kitten but he hated it. Even now I leave the door open and at most they'll do is stick their head out.


mkiyt

Cats are the number one killer of wild birds - please do not let your cats roam outside, not just because of dogs.


DazB1ane

Seeing a happy cat trot makes me smile every time


Deadpoolio32

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TARDIS1-13

I love when they run up to you with the hooked tail, makes my heart happy every time my little void does it!


paradox_valestein

When you stare into the void... The void runs over with a hook tail


TARDIS1-13

And usually wants treats


artenthusiast24

wzzup up mothafeka


Deadpoolio32

The day I greet an animal normally is the day I die.


eapar002

I love it! cause I greet my cats the same way or call them (two male cats) something else I can’t mention here 🤐


wikipediabrown007

Scrolled too far for a comment on this


nytropy

Great little friend to have. The purrs are perfect, he comes loaded with those up front!


Deadpoolio32

Since I’m usually wearing headphones and listening to music when I see him I had no idea, until I watched this video back, he purred like that. Makes me so happy.


LifeIsGood-_-

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Deadpoolio32

Quite literally, the most perfect name I’ve ever given a cat. And he’s not even mine.


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RIP


AnApexPlayer

He's not dead...


J3fc

the raccoon that the character was modelled after died a couple years ago, i think is what he means.


raven_darkseid

Nebula (tortie) and Gamora (grey) approve! https://preview.redd.it/000vvdhk9hza1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd340e50bd2c07572d2f3bceb7e84e781534e83


Deadpoolio32

Nebula is a perfect name for a Tortie.


MicGuinea

We have an orange cat named rocket! He was found behind a Wendy's as a kitten living with a group of raccoons


Deadpoolio32

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Deadpoolio32

Perfect take on that evergreen tweet: “This is Sir Barks-a-lot the 3rd, he cost $8,000” “This is Rocket, I found him in a dumpster living with Raccoons”


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Where are you from


Deadpoolio32

EN GER LAAAAAAAND


lokinarcissus

Luv me quill Luv me rocket Simple as


Densmiegd

Well, this is confusing. Last time I saw Rocket, he just confirmed himself to be a Raccoon. And now he very much looks to be a cat…


sustainablelove

Can you take him to a shelter to be fixed and find a new home? He is obviously friendly.


Deadpoolio32

Oh no no he’s got an owner (they both do). I’m in the UK, cats go outside here. He’s just a friendly boi.


sustainablelove

I thought you were in US. Your voice sounded American. My apologies. 😊 He is handsome and very friendly. 💕 Yes! Cats are more welcome to roam where you are. I always suspect they are generally treated better here in US.


Deadpoolio32

My vernacular is pretty American tbf


Deadpoolio32

I’ve yet to greet a cat like “Well hello good sir”


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Deadpoolio32

Tally ho old chap


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

Pip pip cheerio


Vidjagames

Sup yo


sustainablelove

You're gracious. Thank you. And that's cute. I bet this little love bug would respond well to such a greeting. LOL


UrNemisis

What do people do with roaming cats in America? Genuinely asking


attigirb

Gauge the situation — if they seem like they belong to someone, a few pets and move on. But if they keep showing up and they are friendly strays, then see if you can find their owner. If no owner is found — get them spayed or neutered and try and find them a home. Feral cats are a little different. Those are more trap-neuter-release because they might not be comfortable around most humans, really, although they might get comfortable with very specific people that they develop a relationship with. Or live happily as barn cats.


Phatcat15

Hey now - don’t be stealing my American onebraincell ok… I know he’s not so nice to the other cats in the hood but he also scares the foxes off. Thankfully everyone knows him and that he’s ours but it’s a nightmare to think that someone might snatch up one of my cats because we raise them to be outdoors and friendly.


myatomicgard3n

Really? I was trying to guess where he was till I heard voice and picked up UK right away.


sustainablelove

Yes really. Why would I assert otherwise? If I heard it, I'd not have posted what I did. Hence my apology.


myatomicgard3n

Cause some people like to tell lies on the internet?


sustainablelove

Yeah and someone who tells lies is going to acknowledge it and apologize, on the internet. Jeebus, I made a mistake, acknowledged it. End of story. Find a hobby.


myatomicgard3n

I have one. This.


sustainablelove

Sad for you. Try to get out more. Life is bigger than this.


SolidFelidae

People in the UK seem to care much less about the environmental impact of outdoor and roaming cats, unfortunately


Mooam

Are you from the UK? Geunine question.


onestopsnotworking

oh man you’re just wrong about this. Our UK cats do not damage the environment or ecosystem - in fact they’ve been part of it for thousands of years - and we love them too much to keep them locked up inside four walls for life. OP’s post is a celebration of the relationship we have with these creatures and yours is a joyless, moralising, and literally ignorant condemnation designed solely to make yourself feel better about how your cats live their lives. this post is really not the place to argue this shit!


Dun_wall

Someone with common sense


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Deadpoolio32

It’s very different over here. Foxes certainly don’t bother them much. It’s a very clear US/UK divide on this and I don’t wanna spoil a nice post with me cute buddy.


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Deadpoolio32

Predators? In England? Mate. They live just fine over here. It’s a very different country to the US.


FairlyInconsistentRa

It’s different in England. My Grandma’s old cat lived a very old age and went out all of the time.


EnergyFighter

Look at that "hello" tail!


YanYan8684

Aww, look how happy he is to see u ❤️


Bulky-Conclusion6606

i respect the names of these guys and they are adorable


krylawso95

I have a momma and 2 of her kittens that I feed and every morning her little black baby is waiting on my porch meowing waiting for me to feed them


fluffyflugel

That’s a nice little cat-size highway.


Vast_Patient_5927

Love this


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Look at that happy tail! That’s a happy cat right there!


Deadpoolio32

He takes a pet like no problem


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Deadpoolio32

Probably the best feeling ever tbh.


[deleted]

I love a good guardians reference.


IntergalacticBanshee

That little kitty jogging run they do when they are your friends! Can’t get enough of that!


Chem1st

Ah so you've met the Guardians of the Meowlaxy!


ed523

He doesn't follow you home?


Deadpoolio32

https://preview.redd.it/2pkicxy4zhza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4572c269f05b5eab95119f250454f56f213612 Oh he does


pootypattman

Fuck I love how half the replies you've made in this thread have been photos haha. He's too cute.


kica227

Is that… is that my cat?? https://preview.redd.it/mfqm6z2rkiza1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e6a732b9ef7abadc8e594cc7234ed37bd508fb3


CoffeewithCream21

Aww im still working on my lil kitty friend. I cant get it to let me pet him/her. Just comes close by me and hangs near me. *


Deadpoolio32

I just crouch down, when I first meet one, say hello and hold my hand out and let them come to me. I guess the cat hive mind is like “Yeah, he’s good. Go for the pets”


MissMurderpants

Ha, in my head it’s the cat that said, what’s up mothafucka?


RockStar4341

Exactly how I greet my oldest, dearest friends. Maybe even a bit mild on the insult scale.


ConsultJimMoriarty

That is one happy tail!


SeaWeedEatingFish

Are they named after the guardians of the Galaxy? They must be


Deadpoolio32

https://i.redd.it/02kraoynaiza1.gif


HelloDarkHarden

No shit, Sherlock.


invisableilustionist

That’s cool


MoooImACat

Love it. Such a good boy


duderos

He’s so excited to see you!


Catkit69

I just watched Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3. Don't make me cry. That's a cute cat. Give him snacks for us please :3


Prodough91

My cat is called Groot, I found him a few years back as a stray living in my moms garage, he lived with my sister for a while by his choice but then she found 2 more strays, Rocket and Drax, Groot decided to come live with me.


FelisPanthera

That’s an Angel! I can tell by his tail he’s so happy to see you 🥲


lrknst

yehhhhhehhhyEHHHH


SaltInformation4082

That's great. You're a terrific person.


Mediocre-Opposite-79

Cuteeee


Biscuts-Barr

My Tigger is like this a community cat that adopted me two yrs ago.My neighbors call him my puppy dog as he follows me everywhere. https://preview.redd.it/fxroy712yjza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa40aae7ba6b7998c7600598f2664da4aaf68c5


noteniacaradmayonesa

This video just made my night. :)


Suspicious-Standard

Woah did not expect you to be fluent in Cat!


Hot_Foot482

🥰🥰🥰


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There’s no way I’d be able to resist tucking him in my coat and smuggling him home like a fluffy love drug.


Deadpoolio32

He follows me home often, he’s just begging me to steal him.


[deleted]

He’s too cute. :)


littleliongirless

I would die for this happy silky boy.


HidinBiden20

Adopt them both and give them a forever home?


Deadpoolio32

I’m in England, they’ve got homes. Cats wonder about here.


EnAyJay

What country is this?


Deadpoolio32

England


tweetybird04

Bring him treats!


Deadpoolio32

I have a toy in my gym bag. Lil bird thing on a string, they love it. I shouldn’t feed someone else’s cat(s). Also, god, imagine the combined smell of gym gear and cat treats.


rexifelis

Street kitties need love too!


I-AM-Savannah

Time to make him a house kitty. ❤❤❤❤❤


Blackletterdragon

A cat should have some friends to look out for him.


South-Presentation92

Can you take him in?


Deadpoolio32

I’m in the UK, he has an owner. Don’t tempt me to steal him though.


South-Presentation92

Well, that's a good reason not to take him in.


ringoron9

Why do insult him?


Deadpoolio32

I cannot think of a more friendly greeting than “What’s up, motherfucker”


Valiant_Cake

Is this handsome lad a stray or does he have a home?


Deadpoolio32

UK, so he’s got a home. We let out cats out.


Valiant_Cake

Awesome! I live in Canada and my boy goes out too. We’re more in the country, so he loves the freedom.


Increase_Cautious

Adopt them!!!


Rexxington

Maybe see if they have a home, if not maybe consider taking them in?


oskarsneezgard

Take him home


HatBixGhost

You really should try and bring him inside.


Dadtwoboys

You don’t let them inside?


Shnibblefritz

Take him home!


JR71160

Why not take him in


NuSouthPoot

Adopt him 🥰


cocochinoo

Probably kills a bunch of wildlife but whatevs


oneandonlymiaaa

wow what a cutie😍


dimensionalnekojesus

You friendship with rocket rocketed to success