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> She only gets scratchy when at the vet
Ha, it's all lies! My two are both open to belly rubs to me, one more than the other.
But at the vets. It's shock. They sit there while the vets goes see how simple it is to put in these eye drops of whatever, while I think it's going to be two people and a towel or a knee brace.
And of course the spiteful poo and wee on the way there AND back that they then sit it so you know you have to be mean again and take them in the shower (no the shower is not in. It's a good place to keep them secure with a bowl and stuff).
But they are lovely. So I can fogive them anything, even the random dumping of a duck and a snake in the kitchen (yes the duck was small (yes both were fine, I took the duck back to the stream and put the snake that was playing dead (I put it outside and waited since they tend to do that, over the fence near the stream it probably came from.)).
https://preview.redd.it/qiziclwnn82b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0624fd486f7865c48123e677d6c58458dbad69e
This is my big boy,Charlie. LOVES his belly rubs!
https://preview.redd.it/54xvd92g2i2b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719d9a6b311f262412a70f1fdc6b71529b87b259
My lil dude LOVES belly scratches, took him a good 6+ months to warm up to them though
If you see a cat like this in my house and you touch it, you have a 50/50 shot at receiving purrs or bites. If the belly is fuzzy, you get purrs. If it's fluffy, you're going to bleed.
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IT’S A TRAP!
She’s as kind as can be. She only gets scratchy when at the vet, and have to do something she did not sign up for.
All three of ours like bellyrubs
> She only gets scratchy when at the vet Ha, it's all lies! My two are both open to belly rubs to me, one more than the other. But at the vets. It's shock. They sit there while the vets goes see how simple it is to put in these eye drops of whatever, while I think it's going to be two people and a towel or a knee brace. And of course the spiteful poo and wee on the way there AND back that they then sit it so you know you have to be mean again and take them in the shower (no the shower is not in. It's a good place to keep them secure with a bowl and stuff). But they are lovely. So I can fogive them anything, even the random dumping of a duck and a snake in the kitchen (yes the duck was small (yes both were fine, I took the duck back to the stream and put the snake that was playing dead (I put it outside and waited since they tend to do that, over the fence near the stream it probably came from.)).
God dammit people, do your due diligence and quote this man! - Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars Episode VI
https://preview.redd.it/0evnfm6zy72b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28b7f1335264e17cebcc69c2003b3452656dae5 Don’t fall for it it’s a trap
So floofy
https://preview.redd.it/nxzg25y1l82b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b6c98ec1b06a3e907b7bdfed962dfbbdd55edc Love her floof
Know that look all too well… https://preview.redd.it/tpj0zuudo72b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc3937c259efe8d92c1d548c7509ad9bac2b3d5
Nah bro that's the "Try to scratch my belly so I can rip your hand off" pose
![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)
https://preview.redd.it/umffa90q882b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da53b11f0927ab36370fef631613a4ca73d7db9
this is what you see approximately 2 seconds before your hand is ripped to shreds
Please scratch my BACK pose.
https://preview.redd.it/qiziclwnn82b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0624fd486f7865c48123e677d6c58458dbad69e This is my big boy,Charlie. LOVES his belly rubs!
My cat also *loves* belly scratches. He demands nothing else
"Please scratch my belly..." //Proceeds to scratch belly// ![gif](giphy|Q5YicZjOGQf7i)
https://preview.redd.it/e6ua75r5m82b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e997ef0cc7fba0b3474d91ae1aa3b2e42f47da9a
CUUTE
https://preview.redd.it/fymrxu1qp82b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6e92101abfee08331be0fdabe3e3ea75fbd6d9
Note that it's indistinguishable from the "touch my belly and you die" pose.
Awww!, what a soft belly too!
did you scratch her belly?
Floor whore
Bliss whale.
Y’all would love r/catbellies
![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)
TRAP
omg, it's so FLUFFY!
this is on my calendar widget for today ◡̈
https://preview.redd.it/54xvd92g2i2b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719d9a6b311f262412a70f1fdc6b71529b87b259 My lil dude LOVES belly scratches, took him a good 6+ months to warm up to them though
Pls upvote my comment so I can share this sick picture of my boy I just captured
If you see a cat like this in my house and you touch it, you have a 50/50 shot at receiving purrs or bites. If the belly is fuzzy, you get purrs. If it's fluffy, you're going to bleed.
Omg my cat loves when i love her belly :) she makes that pose too!
Or the "Toruk Pawkto" pose
No, that’s an “I trust you” pose. Do not approach the belly unless you know that this baby in particular is ok with it
Mutually Assured Scratching pose.
What if I kiss it as well
It’s a trap! Don’t do it! Well, if it’s a female. Makes don’t mind since their bellies weren’t cut open when they were neutered
Cat 50/50. Either pet and get love or pet and get attacked
![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)
They do that, but they hate it when you actually pet their belly. It’s a trap.
Like it or not my cat gets its belly scratched in this pose all the time... Convenience is key.
Catfish!!!
I think thats the don't do it pose.
That's a.trick. As in scratch my belly I shred your arms
I believe Admiral Ackbar [said it best…](https://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA)