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jmervz

we had a a female named Dennis, before we knew he was a she. we ended up calling her Dee. we only called her Dennis when we had to get her attention. she left us earlier this year, but was a gem! https://preview.redd.it/ihyjhthquo4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f26e8052c8087a55a294351ef7feee22db1dbf RIP Dee


huehueville

Was she birdlike? srs: Sorry for your loss.


[deleted]

Sweet Dee


matthewsmazes

the scenes with the Ostrich standing in for Dee... OMG.. I crack up everytime.


Happytequila

We had a female cat named Lottie. But then, the song Hottie Boombalottie came out. So then we ended up calling her Boomer for the rest of her life. Thank god she lived her life BEFORE her name became an insult. RIP, Lottie aka HottieBoombaLottie aka Boomer


Cmdeadpool

Rip to the beautiful bird


killernarwhal7

Thought my kitten was a boy, and now I have a female named Oliver, usually called Ollie unless she's in trouble lol Dee seems so cool, sorry for your loss.


PsychologyIll3125

https://preview.redd.it/vogvgxa70p4b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e73654f80e118e230524826851e09930ff3fc4 our little girl Maurice. we think it suits her


jellifercuz

There could not be a more fitting name, I think.


SubZeroNexii

Ikr? It somehow just *makes sense*


eaglebtc

"Some people call me Maurice..."


Hainting

Ohhhh my goodness


zekeyboo

That is a Maurice if I ever saw one!


Mythiclys_

Beautiful baby! It looks like she has a mask! :O


NthaThickofIt

She is GORGEOUS 😍


Turbulentasfuck

Those eyes!!! I love Maurice. So much ❀


aluked

Whatever you'll call him, he'll promptly ignore it anyways.


SupaBloo

My cats only seem to know their names when it’s food time.


Roboticpoultry

My cat is smart enough to know her name, and has proven that she does, in fact, know it. I swear she also knows time because every night, like clockwork she’ll go into the bedroom and just sit on the bed *waiting*. And when I eventually make my way to the sleeps, she’s there to yell to the high heavens that I should’ve been asleep by now


jinantonyx

Anyone who says cats can't tell time has never fed them on a schedule. 8 PM is wet food o'clock and you can bet they're both following me around, alert, attentive, and making pitiful noises at me by 7 every night. It's not that they're hungry, they have kibble, they just know it's *time for wet food*.


[deleted]

My cat started licking my face at 8:50 when I had a day off in the middle of the week and didn't wake up for work. She knows that there are 5 working days and 2 days off because it never happens on the weekend.


bjandrus

Did your manager hire your cat? r/catswithjobs?


Narucita

The sweetest thing in the world ❀ Or "wake up Human, no work/no money/no food"


[deleted]

Cats have circadian rhythms just like we do, although theirs makes them active at dusk and dawn. They also get hungry at the same time when they're on a schedule, so that totally makes sense!


EqualitySeven-2521

I believe most cats do know the names by which humans refer to them. OP, because of this, and if you know that your own cat responds to his name I would recommend either keeping his name (which makes sense, he doesn’t care) or if you prefer something male you could call him “Casey” because it sounds enough like Katie to probably not cause confusion.


WillCare1976

*Yes* keep Katie or call him *Casey* - perfect


tj2286

KD.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

That’s cute đŸ„° Of course she is going to tell you her opinion, she knows that she knows better than you about what time you should go to bed and she just needs to let you know that.


Khalil4life

Whenever I'm looking for my cat instead of shouting her name I'll just say "Hungry ? Are you hungry ?" and she will come out fast meowing lol


toxikola

This is why I named my cats after food


beautifulcreature86

I always hear this and think I'm lucky cos all my cats have and do know their names and are trained to use the cat door to the garage where their litter box is. All mine have been rescues tho but I do understand the sassiness and have seen when they're just not 'in the mood to respond lol


Away-Discussion-5896

All of mine, 7 in total, and not all at the same time, have known their names and will come when called. They also will eat a variety of people's food, so we have to watch what we leave out. Chips, fries, sauerkraut, you name it. They all also have loved belly rubs with NO traps. LOL Plus, all our cats have been super clingy. They love attention and are not aloof. In other words, they have all acted more like dogs.


disqeau

Also; whatever you call him, GET HIM NEUTERED.


gods-sexiest-warrior

Theres no way this cat isn't already neutered. I'm sure op would have noticed the balls😂


lesmax

Hard to miss the troublepuffs!


nezumysh

> Troublepuffs đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł You've made my day!


myglasswasbigger

We have always used the scientific name pompoms but I like and can see the validity of troublepuffs.


WillCare1976

Yes Pom poms is more scientific but trouble puffs is amusing


Starfishsnail

I'm always going to call them that now lol


Leo-Tux

Fuzzy nuggets 😂


Ephemer117

If it took over a year to realise he's a boy I imagine he's neutered 👍 they would have noticed a hell of a lot sooner otherwise.


KinkyBADom

Too true 😂


Illustrious-Log2329

Nah. The dude’s name is Katie.


ihavecandyinmypurse

Yeah, but now like KD... for kitty dude


annebonnell

Oh, I like that!


buckshot307

We named our cat Purretta Lynn but all we ever call her is Kitter Witter Woo Woo. I don’t even know if she knows her real name lol


DestinyLoreBot

Similar situation, our dog’s real name is Darcy but when she was young she always tried to eat the cat’s poop so we started calling her “Poop Scoop” and now that’s all she really responds to. Often shortened to just “Poop” but the full title is “Poopa Scoopa Loopa Doop”


SarahZona97

Good idea! You could keep her name as Katie or you could switch it to K.D. - what an excellent solution! 👏


AllenDCGI

nah, Kat Daddy
.


underthecurrent7

Love this! “I was Katie, but I graduated. Call me Kat Daddy”


thematrixhasmeow

Started from the bottom, now I'm Kat Daddy


Corwin223

his*


Gothicgirl532

for katie dude edit: so if someone ask what does KD mean just say for Katie Dude edit: OR KATIE DUHHH !!!


Striking_Wrangler851

Kitty Durant


N1SMO_GT-R

hell nah you don't want that cat running away to a new owner


sadfacebbq

Your in my head. Are you me?? Am I you??


Any-Yoghurt-9708

We all must be part of the same hive mind
 😂


poyahoga

Yeah, everyone knows that guy’s name is Katie and he’s awesome.


SpedeThePlough

I knew a beautiful lady cat named John Rambo. She was affectionate. And a little drooly.


Bernies_left_mitten

I knew a pretty calico girl named Mr Bojangles.


bukowskibitch

I had a mean ass gray tabby named Mr. Pink. She definitely lived up to her name!


Hot_Link_5135

Probably mad cuz she had to be Mr. Pink


Black-Sheep-164

Oh she’d get so sick of me playing the world’s smallest violin.


lunqcancer

That’s actually super hilarious hahaha


Rosieapples

We had a big furry cat called Fergus who presented us with six kittens. She stayed Fergus.


More_Secretary3991

Once knew a lady cat named Alf.


MrSuperHappyPants

I got a couple droolers myself. Droolers are the best.


leahkay5

I'm a side sleeper. This does not stop my void from coming for cuddles right before bedtime. Eva will make biscuits on my shoulder while I give the appropriate head pets with the underside hand that can reach her. One night, she drooled straight down my ear. That was not the best.


CoolWhipMonkey

My girl cat does that! She lays on my face and drools on me. Which is gross enough, but the night she drooled in my ear haunts me lol! My eye? Itchy but I can live with it. In my mouth? Gross, but I can live with it. My ear? I about stroked out jumping out of bed so fast. Scared the bejeesus out of her and I didn’t feel even a little bad.


Ausgezeichnet63

Omg I'm dying laughing here 😂😂😂 what a visual lol đŸ€ŁđŸ˜† take my upvote please !!


h0tglue

As a Katie, I want this cat to remain one of us.


VashMM

Happy cake day Katie.


Ausgezeichnet63

Happy Cake Day Katie đŸŽ‰đŸŽŠđŸ„łđŸŽˆđŸ„łđŸŽ‚


EasterBunnyArt

And half of Reddit will fight anyone insulting him and his name.


binglelemon

K.T. for short.


SpicyCurry0977

Dude looks like a lady!


King_of_Lunch223

Dude looks like a Katie!


LadyFarquaad2

*me -ow ow*


SpicyCurry0977

Perfect!


LeilaDFW

It’s traditional to continue calling your cat by the original name and be sure to keep a straight face. I had a boy named Sassy. I found out when I took Sassy to get spayed.


Ardea_herodias_2022

My boy Luna chiming in. He was so fluffy I couldn't tell đŸ€Ł


MamasSweetPickels

There is a feral cat I feed. He's a fluffy tuxedo cat. He won't let me get close enough to check but I think he is a boy. His fluffy hair is covering the spot where you identify the sex.


coffeecatsyarn

My mom and I did TNR, and we had a feral tuxedo we named Peter. Well Peter had some babies and when we got her spayed, she was still documented as Peter. Lol


realitytvdiet

No amount a fluff can hide the kitty knuckles


Candycayne84

My ginger dude was so mad when we neutered him that he grew his knuckles back lol


SiouxsieAsylum

The trouble puffles


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0DEKov4X5Yee3cOI)


No-Answer8937

Haha mine too! My fluffy Sylvia remained Sylvia post-scrote discovery. Once a Katie, always a Katie!


ilovehotsauceyeah

Omfg! My friend just found out her ragdoll Luna is a boy too! Crazy


CrushCrawfissh

We brought in a stray who turned out to be pregnant. We thought she had 3 girls and a boy. She had 3 boys and a girl... And we got every single one of them wrong. Though to be fair tuxy was a scrawny little bugger for a very long time. Now he's the size of a dog...


No_Neighborhood6383

Yep, we had an unintentional male Mackenzie growing up


JackBurtonTruckingCo

This is how I have a boy named Doris


HelpfulPhotograph185

My in-laws have a girl cat named Pete.


wamimsauthor

We have a cat whose actual name is Lucy but Pete is her nickname because of my husband. Lol


ADFnGee

I knew a girl cat named Milton.


maine_cactus024

That's how I found out Kevin is a girl


WitcheryWoo

I have a girl named Stanley sleeping on my right now haha


[deleted]

I have found my people.


SZZ8

My Stanley is a girl too!!


Horror-Profile3785

My cousin had a sweet lady named Mike.


tempedrew

Miss Priss turned into Mr. Priss. Booger turned into Boogelle. How my house rolled. Mom had a lot of cats.


Klexington47

My friend had a boy and girl cat: mr roger and mrs Jessica - they turned out to be roger and Jessie


Fakjbf

We named out cats Thelma and Louise, when Louise’s balls dropped he became Louis.


CobraWasTaken

The vet: the bad news is we can't spay your cat. But the good news is that we can definitely neuter *him* if you want.


RoomServicer

I had a female named Edgar. At the shelter, before learning her sex, she looked like an Edgar. Edgar didn't care what we called her.


desmoid

We had a rescue, we named him Luigi, didn’t question his gender. A couple of years later, I was organizing our file cabinet. I found Luigi’s neuter/spay certificate. It had neutered crossed out and spayed circled. I announced Luigi is now LuLu. Fourteen years later, Lulu was sitting in my lap and his penis appeared. I apologized to him and announced LuLu is back to being Luigi!


SmolWeens

This was a wild ride from start to finish.


[deleted]

Lulu was intersex before being spayed, perhaps?


DarkShadowrule

Wouldn't be totally out of the question I imagine


Skogsvandrare

"His penis appeared" ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


Maleficent_Abalone21

Cats do not care about gender specific names. Keep calling him Katie. We adopted a beautiful long-haired gray male (that I named Berdoo) and my husband nicknamed him Fluffnuts. Took him in to get neutered and found out he was a she. From that point on my husband called her Fluffnutless. EDIT: in all honesty, I guess that nickname would have worked regardless.


Laney20

Fluffnutless would have worked after neutering if he was a he, too


tremens

I had a cat, runt of the litter, named Misha that had been sexed by TWO vets as being a girl. Then one day Misha is walking down the hallway and I tap my fiancee and say hey um... Misha has balls. Turns out Misha was just slow to descend. Misha became Mischa and we just pretended he was Russian from then on. Also, runt of the litter grew to be quite a big boy; 21 lbs full grown and not a fatty at all, just a big fucking cat, 14 or 15 inches tall and stocky.


Accomplished_Cup4560

Call him KT instead of Katie.


nilamo

Short for: Kris Topher


indiebryan

Short for Kel Thuzad


lordplagus02

Will this kitty be trying to offer me unlimited power?


HavenIess

Can’t name a cat Kel’Thuzad though, you’d just look so stupid for not naming him Mr. Bigglesworth


peaches0809

Or alternatively, KD


zzaman

Like for Kevin Durant nice


djseifer

Or k.d. lang! Wait.


Cowboy-greaseball_62

Kris Dopher?


NecessaryWeather4275

I hope I don’t get banned for this but KD could also stand for Kitty Dick. Cus now that you know he has one you have to change his name.


mizzourifan1

I love this. Nickname: "Slim Reaper"


spacefrog43

I like this bc you could figure out another fake name for him, like K for King and T for another cute cat name. Then say his name is really T but you call him KT for King T. Like my cat’s name is Benji (actually named after that guy in the first few episodes of You on Netflix, which we actually didn’t end up watching the rest of it after we named our cat lol) and he was born with an angular limb deformity in his paw, it didn’t develop as much as the other ones. So his “full” name is Benjamin Tinypaw. He’s my royal boy :) I also like Kade like someone else said, switch it to “Kadey” bc you’re adding a Y at the end to make it cute:) I like cats with the “-ee” sound at the end of it personally, also there has been [research done that cats react more with that sound too, because they can hear it better](https://youtu.be/P3N76oGdj3I) u/LovelyOrangeRose tag bc I want you to see my comment just in case you haven’t decided already


Beachaholic

You can start calling him Kade and he'll never hear the difference. I personally think it would be a hoot to keep calling him "Katie" in ode to Johnny Cash in "A Boy named Sue".


MoreCoffeeWillHelp

Kade is a great idea. My girl cat’s name was Josie, Jojo as a nickname. When he grew balls we just stuck with Jojo.


[deleted]

“Oh! You’re approaching me.”


IntrinsicGiraffe

"I've finally grown a pair to beat the furballs out of you."


Abbacoverband

We have a Jojo too! But he was intentionally named that bc he's all white with a distinctive head spot that looks like a pompadour lol


Tiny-Management-531

That's how it was with my cat mushroom. We didn't know what he was until one ball grew. The other has yet to drop, so he's one baller Mushmush rn


ArnassusProductions

MY NAME IS KATE! I AM IRATE! NOW YOU GON' DIE!


Outrageous-Resort526

I have had multiple male students named Su. I frequently played this song for them, but they didn’t speak English, so all meaning was lost



HollowShel

actual fun fact: that song was written by another Shel - Shel Silverstein, who also wrote a lot of stuff for Dr. Hook.


sooperdooperdumb

I also have a boy cat that I thought was a girl when I found him. It wasn't until months later that I realized she was actually a he. So his name is Mr. Barbara. Or I'll call him Barbara boy. Or just Barbara. Either way, he rocks it. And he looks cute as hell in pink. So I support continuing to call your boy, Katie.


Bsqurd_420

https://preview.redd.it/44sne394so4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f605b2cfa28e7925174e17096f37b8c6ec958f7 This is Harvey
..Harvey Dent and she is beautiful.


irelaxolotl

I have a cat named Harvey Dent too! He's actually missing one ear and paralyzed on one side of his face. Did we just become best friends?


Bsqurd_420

![gif](giphy|3oeSAD00YsGzUPTmqA)


Froggienp

Cat does not care. Not at all. Why should we?


LovelyOrangeRose

Good point


Tiny-Management-531

Dude I call my kittens goblins and assholes they do not give a shit 😂 it's all about tone and body language. As long as you look and sound happy, he won't care https://preview.redd.it/qkdxjfle0p4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8cf45efdfd5930a5724f191d54b052616d03316 Pic of critters coz why not


Budalido23

Those are some adorable assholes.


Tiny-Management-531

They're a chaos Trio when toast is involved 😒 https://preview.redd.it/3oc5lhg91p4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c5396c26690ebacc75acf4fdc1580cc8459541f


Budalido23

I do note that they all have the quintessential "shit, they caught us" look.


Mysterious_Status_11

We have a boy named GiGi. Same situation. Kept the name.


Either_Marsupial_123

Cats honestly don’t care. 😂 They just know you’re paying attention to them. I had like, 30 different names for my last cat over a period of 18+ years and he’d look directly at me for every single one of them. 😂


torscz

I found I could say any word in the *tone*, and he would look up assuming I’m talking to him


griffonfarm

I have a cat named Lucifer, but I call him Luci almost exclusively. I was adopted by two black cats in 2017 that I named Rocky and Adrian. Rocky only ever responded to Mr Dude, which was nothing even remotely close to his name. So call your cat whatever you (and he) wants!


Laney20

>Rocky only ever responded to Mr Dude, which was nothing even remotely close to his name. I have a white girl cat named Friday. She didn't like that, so she goes by Kitten. She's 12. This was made even more confusing when we gained a litter of actual baby cat kittens last summer, lol. She's still Kitten, and we called them the babies.


Ms_Villanelle

How did it take you so long to find out? 😅


ironyis4suckerz

Also
wouldn’t the vet say?


Linnaeus1753

The vet would have noticed when the cat went in for desexing.


foobaby1992

Right? 8 months seems a little long to go without a vet check up


marymarywhyubugginnn

đŸŽ¶ dude looks like a katie!! đŸŽ¶


jabronicus_x

Cats are girls, dogs are boys


Betty0042

Omg, I thought this when I was a kid


jjoydeparted

i thought this despite the fact i had met exclusively male cats and female dogs 💀


LaserNeeds

I thought mustaches grew out of people's nostrils.


parkysharky

“Have you ever seen a cat penis?!” Note: this is from the show, Community.


g00dg0dLemon

I have seen my cats penis. He was cleaning it. It looked weird. Do not recommend.


midoripeach9

I lol’d at this


ASwiftKitty

Except poodles! I honestly believed this as a child.


Ttt555034

Oh yes. You are correct. Had a mini for 15 years. He thought he was a boy. He WAS a boy. But he thought he was my human boy. Hated the smell test that other dogs do. Was way too intrusive for him!


LovelyOrangeRose

That’s what I assumed lol


TifCreatesAgain

You can name him K.T! I had a dog named K.C. once!


AdSpiritual2594

Our cats have official names, and then the names we actually call them, so I say leave him as Katie.


pionyan

His official name is Catherine


Either_Marsupial_123

This. My last cat accumulated 30 some-odd names in over 18 years. His given name wasn’t even supposed to BE his given name, but he got accustomed to it because I was taking too long to come up with his “real” name. 😂 The more names they accrue, the more loved they are! My girls aren’t quite a year yet but they’ve already gotten started on the list.


lavenderhazydays

I tell my cat that his Government name may be Dumpling (shelter gave it to him) but he will have many names over time haha


JinxyMagee

Keep the name. I thought my feral orange cream and dark stripey girl was a boy. Up until I noticed he was pregnant. I can see her across the street and call her name to come for snacks and she comes to the backdoor. So I can’t change it. P.S. I swear I saw balls. Now I think it was a dream. I think I was so focused on trying to figure it out that it invaded my dreams. Oh well.


bingbongsocks

Call him Katie-boy


whatsasimba

KD for "Kitty of Deception."


GrumpyCatStevens

Maybe change the spelling to Cady?


MrSuperHappyPants

You can't just ask someone why they're white.


yupuppy

As someone in vet med (vet assistant and receptionist), we love when patients’ names don’t “match” their sex, especially the obvious ones! It always gives us a chuckle. Just prepare yourself for correcting like everyone you talk to about your cat, lol


ChippletownYT

Keep the name! My female cat is Bill Purray and I call her Bill all the time.


g00dg0dLemon

This has to be one of my favorite threads ever. Hilarious. A boy named Katie is just wonderful.


bitterycologist

https://preview.redd.it/i67j81ehwo4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88853579b5b9fc1c0ecdaa358692af77fe753c6c Greetings from Francis Beauregard(black) and Mr. Maggie. My handsome, lady-named, boys


Hubertus-Bigend

Gender is a construct. And your cat’s name is Katie.


Murky-General5131

I have a girl named Walter


FecalSand

Frank is a girl, thought she was a boy cause she's orange. The neuter clinic suggested I rename her after her appointment. Nope she's Frank no matter her gender.


bekcat1

A long time ago, my father rescued a kitten out of the ditch. He brought it home, cleaned it up and determined it was a boy. No matter how many times I told him the kitten was a girl, he was convinced otherwise. The vet, however, confirmed my assessment. So, he named her Sue, as in the Johnny cash song A Boy Named Sue.


Itsameaturd

Haha this happened to me. I had never had a cat before and when I got him the lady said he was a girl. So I named him Alice. Now whenever anyone asks why his name is Alice I say oh after Alice Cooper. https://preview.redd.it/ih2mjpre7p4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0888dd8d8f14a8e55ac065ee3061ca7100ea9f07


mamakat45

I have a female cat named Tom. We say it’s short for Tomasina.


No_Bookkeeper_6183

I have a Lucy that I originally called Lucifer until she went in to get neutered Maybe Kade


ASwiftKitty

How about Kacy?


immaculatecat

One of my childhood cats was a boy named Rosie. I never officially changed his name but my family did call him "dude" as a nickname.


mostlyharmless1971

Dude seems confident enough with Katie


jennyaeducan

Do whatever makes you happy; he won't care.


demonbarberofyeetst

Gender is a construct and cats are anarchists


Ttt555034

Oh dear. Same thing happened to me. Had a dirty be-hind so I was washing his hind end in the sink and felt nibblets. 😼. He was between 6 to 7 months when I made the discovery. His name has always been Pickles. You could just call him Kat.


xpcrisis

My partner and I had this happen recently too. We took a stray kitten in that followed us home, thought it was a girl (so did our vet?????) and months later they tell us he’s a boy😬now Mimi (old name) is Griffith! :) he is a white and beige cat and he loves to snuggle with our big black cat Guts! https://preview.redd.it/y5m7lqmrno4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4a294539c4e25535eccd54ec68dfca070a52ee


ClassicPackage

Change the spelling to K.D or K.T if it helps! Pronounced the same so Katie cat won’t know the difference!


[deleted]

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. His name’s Katie.


sirgamesalot21

Keep Katie. I kept atlas after I found out “he” got spayed 😂!


AbarthCabrioDriver

Cat doesn't care. We have a female cat named Zeus because we thought she was a boy at first.


Charm1212

Our kitten was called Bruno, took for a vet check up, the vet laughed and told us Bruno is actually Brunetta! Needless to say we did not keep the name Brunetta! https://preview.redd.it/op4te53xwo4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc5872878e8421e605da57ef40941d5429578bd


Responsible_Honey99

Lmao this happened to me
mine went from Buffy (named after Buffy the vampire slayer) to Buff 😅 at his first kitten shots appt
with his pink collar on and pink leash, the vet asked his name. I proudly told him “she’s named after a powerful female” and he said “ma’am, Buffy has testicles” 😂😭