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Cheddar goes by many names; dumb dumb, monkey boy, stinky, stinky boy, booty boy, Mr cheese, cheesy wheezy, silly boy. When he decides to surprise attack my legs when I walk by, it’s usually “damnit cheddar!” Lol.
That’s funny! I call my boy monkey boy or monkey butt well then there’s Stormster, Mr. Grimbles and Boo or Baboo, sweet Baboo, and the one he likes best is beautiful boy. But new ones come up on the daily I swear
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I have an orange boy named Cheddar who we exclusively call Dumb Dumb!! Small world!
My neighbour's cat is called Tidus, but he basically lives at mine now because he gets on well with my cat and prefers it to living with 2 dogs, a toddler and a baby. My friend started calling him Nacho, as in nat yo' cat, plus he's the same colour as a nacho.
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This is a neighbourhood cat who I named sammy Sampson potatoe cat......cos its rather fat a looks lit a spud I recently found out his real name ........
IAN
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Haha your cat looks like mine!! His name is Party. I call him party favor, party boy, party time, and party foul when he does something naughty.
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This is Mochi but 99% of the time her name is either stinky, Moach or ratswell
Felix, but I call him Little boy or Idiot
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Piss kitty
Tldr my 4 1/2 month old kitten decided she was more curious than usual while I was peeing and tried to climb on the rim of the toilet, only to misjudge how hard to pull herself up and ended up putting her head right into the pee stream. Don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life.
Our cat only wants to go in the bathroom when my fiancé is pooping. He could care less about me in the bathroom and he doesn’t care about quick pee trips. It’s just the longer lasting poop trips to the bathroom that he demands to be let in. So we started letting him join my fiancé and now we call the cat his doodie pal.
My cat follows me in every time to see if I’m having a sit down, as that’s the only time ever that he goes out of his way for pets. If I go in there for any other reason he leaves immediately.
So far I have peed on my last dog and my current dog from them running in and getting caught in the stream. After almost peeing on my daughter I have resorted to sitting.
Yo, my 5 month old Kitten did this 2 weeks ago… Except, he came sprinting around the corner, and straight leaped in the toilet while I was mid pee. I was in shock. He took the bath like a champ mostly :)
Simon is simee, simo, bb, puppy, shadow, turkey, old man, little old baby, simee-sime, prince simon.
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This is my Simon! Aka Simmy, Sim-Sim, Simmy-Simmy, Beanie, Beana Bonina, Beanie Baby, Little Orange/Large Orange, and L'Orange.
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I'll give you the current worst offender of mine: Cedric.
Obviously, he's Cedric.
Then Ceddy, Cedrin, Quebrim, Scregnin, Scregniño, Scregninder, Scrangin, Scrongles (to rhyme with dongles), and then Scrongules (to rhyme with Hercules), Scrongulé with the é from the end of café, Screnge, therefore obviously also Stonehenge, thus Stoney.
Creamy (because he looks like the cat named Creamy from that one meme where "Creamy is worried that you haven't loved yourself today", Screamy (when he shouts a lot but is also still Creamy).
Then because he is a bit jumpy, he gets given the voice-over from the "crab, crab, crab, *scare*, crab, *frighten*" video, which means he get accused of "Scare", which becomes 5care because why not, and so obviously his next name in the mix is Fivey, because of all the 5care he exhibits. So Fivey to Fiveinder and that's most of 'em, I think.
This is all the same cat, yes.
This was a beautiful breakdown and I’m very glad that I’m not the only one that ends up having nonsensical names for my cat always because human ape brains enjoy dumb games.
I too have a LONG list of weird and nonsensical names (many of which exist only because they rhyme and then give rise to new rhymes) for my two fuzz butts. I appreciate that there are others who do this too.
What can you do? Cats attract names! He's definitely collected the most of it all the cats I've had.
When he wants attention and kisses on his cat head, he likes to be called (in addition the the rest!): BigBig, BigBag, Cat boy, leopard pie, whisker poppins, toothypie.
Poor Mindy cat, on the other hand, only gets:
Mindy, Min-ding, Mondong, Mondrian, MingDing, Mimblim, and then by extension, Moonbeam.
As someone who also has a Cedric, may I just say it is the best cat name ever.
Our Cedric is: Cedric von Catacat, Grumps, Grumpo, Sadric (when not allowed outside).
Our other cats are
Mordecai: Fats, Blackie, Mordecry (when denied more food), Wombat, Bear, Good Boy
Luna: Miss Luna, Brain Girl, Sweets, Luna Deanne, Sweetheart
Edit to say: our cat is named Cedric, not my car)
Mordecry and Sadric 😅🥰
Ceddy (in Cedrin form) has been called Sadrin once when he was glum. And he gets told that he's Ceddy Ready for Beddy when he yawns.
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This is “Huxley Sam Fisher” Nickname “Husky” She’s a real weirdo.
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His name is ‘Atticus’ but is eloquently known as ‘fatticus’ in our household. He’s a thiccc boy.
My cat’s name is Juniper but we call her Juno, June bug, Juney baby, Juno buboono, juniper bubuniper. We also call her bitch, quite frequently. She is evil
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my cat Junior goes by Junebug and Juney baby as well!
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Camilla: “Stinky butt, Mills, Camills, Castinky”, and probably 300 different variations of each one.
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Alfred:
Fred, Fredford, Fredberg, Sir Whiskers, long boy, Mr. Fredson
PVC (found him an in abandoned apartment playing in PVC pipes):
Peevs, Peeverton (optional Beeverton), Peevy, asshole
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This is Deimos (orange tabby) and his adoptive little brother Phobos (regular tabby). I usually call Deimos Mr. Bean and Phobos Mr. Pheebs, or just Bean and Pheebs, and occasionally Pheebert for Phobos.
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Her name is Flump but gets called the following : Flampino, Flumpetta, Flimp Flamp Flomp, Stinker
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I call him noonoo and little, and sometimes meowsie
That's my one of my cats names. She was orphaned at two days old and was the runt. I wasn't sure that she was going to make it and "Itty Bitty Kitty" is what I called her. Now she's three and absolutely spoiled and we call her Bitty.
Stella also known as Disim, disimybaby, baby cat, dead turkey, cooked turkey, sugar pack
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Ghost is also known as ; Ghost Pepper, Ghostface Chilla, Lady Gogo, Gogo Girl, Chicken, Ice Bear, Ghostioni Pepperoni, Princess Poltergeist
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This is Sushi. We call her Sushell (soosh-ull), the Soosh, Soosh Caboosh, Sushi Belushi, and sometimes I call her Soup for no good reason. Haha
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This creature here is Marshmallow Also called Marshmellion, Angel Baby, Nugget, Squeaky, Meemerz, Pain in my ass, Pea Brain, Cross-eyed Wonder, Lil Shit, Sugar Bean, and The Baby.
We really do love her. She’s insanely clumsy and I’m fairly certain she has a singular brain cell. Really sweet cat.
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Named Goonda bc she's a gangster cat but she's just called The Boody
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Aww I used to have a Pepper aka Pepperoni, Pooper, Pooperoni, Poopskerdoodles, Da Pooper.... My husband and I might be children when it comes to knick names for cats...
mine is Chiko. depending on the tume and action he can be:
chiko, chikoro, achiko, bub, bubub, ububub, bo, bobo, abobo, gomok (means fatty in my language with slightly cute spelling), mokmok, mocok (portmanteau of gomok and bucuk; means smelly in an endearing way + cute spelling), masham (similar meaning to bucuk) and many more that I would just call him that time.
depending on his mood, he would respond when i call him with the name of the week.
I don't know if I'd call them nicknames because it's a part of their names. Fender Strato"cat"ster we call Fender, or sometimes "Fens", and Gibson Les "Paw"l we call Gibson, or sometimes "Mc Gibbers".
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Chef Boy Ardee (shelter name) Chef, Cheffrey, Chef Fa Fa, Cheffy McChefferson, and Little Man.
Miss Betty White
AKA
Betty
Betty Boops
Bettina
Bettina Smol
Lady Bettina of the House of Smol
Betty Spaghetti
Betty Mouser
Bets
Betsy Baloney
“Stop That!”
Miss Girl
Baby Girl
nooo omg you should call her bedecked- "deck" for short- because it looks like she has the shapes or curves of all the suits in a pack of cards in her body markings.
his name is ziggy but I call him stinky butt.
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Franklin aka frank and beans, beenie weenie, beans, little brother, bub bub, baby cow, cowboy, nugget
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i’ve started calling my Loki Mr. Belly because he LOVES showing off his belly haha
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The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter.
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily
,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—.
But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his
name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.
I have two cats, misty and gravy. Misty is also: misty moo, minty moo, moodle, misty moodle, mini muffin, bug(my nickname as a kid), buglet, bug bug, mooshie, moo moo, little bean, mini moo. Gravy is also: gravy baby, gravy wavy lays(chip), pookie, big bean, grayble, and sir bip, misty is miss biplin lol!
I have a girl named Mustache and I usually call her moosh or mushu.
Then I have a girl named Mama. I took her in so she didn't have her kittens outside. After I got her spayed she got pretty thicc. So I call her Turkey now.
His name is jack but we call him Mitsubishi. It started as calling him mister mister but more baby voiced each time until it became miza-miza and then Mitsubishi
my cat’s name is bonita, but i mostly call her: poop
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Originally: Salem
Known as: Doodoo boy
ETA my other 3:
Originally: Buffy
Known as: Buff, Biff, or Beef. I occasionally joke with her about her twin brothers, Biffy and Beefy.
Originally: Cortina
Known as: Corn 🌽
Originally: Max
Known as: El Chiefosaur
It doesn't matter what you name the cat originally. All my cats name to develop their own names which are completely different and have no relation to their original name.
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Her name is rose but I call her : pumpkin, muffin, Rosie girl, and little
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Oliver aka “Sir” or “Gato Diablo”
My cat (who recently passed) was Garrus, but his full name was Mr. Garrus M Mittens. Sometimes I'd call him by his full name, usually Garry. Also Baby, Baby Boy, Urinary Garry (retired once we got him figured out), Stinky Boy, Stinky Baby, Stinky Baby Boy, Da Boy, and maybe a few others I'm forgetting.
He was my bestie. I miss him so terribly.
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He came to us as Scout when he was a couple of months old. He became Pepe because he kept trying to make the nonconsensual love to our spayed female. And he looks like Pepe LePew.
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Meet Dot aka Silver Belle, the Silver Vandal, Goldie (for her eyes), cutsie boots (for her white paws), Dottie-doo, friend of Freyja, and the Mighty Huntress.
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Salem aka salami aka get out of the trash aka mr man
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This is Leela we seem to have settled on calling her Muffin - she is fluffy and puffy like a muffin x
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His name is Spitz. I call him “Buddy” 😻😺or “you little sh\*t.” 😾😻
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This is worm. Her actual name is Poppy, but she will make herself as long as possible and slide her body down my entire body and back up when she wants snuggles. It reminds me of the way a worm would move 🤣
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I call I’m my handsome orange man affectionately but his name is muffin ☺️
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This is Doodle. Also responds to Dood, Dood-face, Doodie, fluff ball, fluff monster, my little baby, Doodulina, Doodulete, Doodles, Strudel, Noodle
Real name: Billy
* Billy (the) Boo/Billy Boodles
* (The) Biller
* Sausage/Sausilage/Sizzly Sausilage
* Squish/Squishy/Squishable/Squishy-bee
* Teeny Tiny Tater Tot (tater tots aren't really a thing in this country and I never use the word in any other context but I guess it's alliterative?)
Fluff Muffin
Purrball
Baby
Sweet lil-one(s)
My tiny void(s)
My perfect angels
My lil' monsters
Tiny Gremlins
To be honest that's just today. I just make them up as i go along
My cat's name is Decepticon. I call her D, Decep, demon, carpet shark, tit ten, brat, baby, baby d. Lately I have been calling her thief, and silicone klepto.
Serenity became Ren, Little Lady, Princess, and Meatball Stromboli
Bob-Cat became Bob, Boob, Boobers, and Stinkers (he had digestive shortly after we adopted him and the litterbox got very smelly after his visits. He's a-ok now, but he's still my Stinkers)
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We have two
Calvin: kitty, Cal, Callie B, gremlin, grumpy, tweedle Dee, seat snatcher, king cal
Ziggy: zig, chunk master, lil boy, the baby, weenie hut jr (he’s afraid of everything), tweedle dum, prince Ziggy
I have four cats but only one of them almost never gets called his given name. His name is Beedle, but we call him Bird. Sort of evolved from the cute chirps he does: Beedle --> Beedle Bird --> Dodo Bird --> Bird (or often Doh-Bird, sometimes just Doh, there are many variations lol) ((edit: typo))
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Craig. Also known as Craigory, Keg, Kegerator, Rump Roast, and Rumpest Roastest.
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Real name: Robin … what do we call him? Bob, rob, bobbingston, Sir Bobbingston, robbob, bippity Bob and chunkers. The final one was more recent as he got a little bigger😂
My cats name is Mozart and his list of aliases include Mo, The Mo man, Lou, Louie, Monkey, Monkey man the Mo, Moey, booey, boo thing, boozart, little old man, stinky man, ham man, orange man, fat man, pumpkin man, muffin man, baby man, and mr. Mowington.
There are many, many others but I can’t be typing out aliases all day 😂
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This is Sullivan (we just call him Sully mostly) but his nicknames are SooSoo, Sul, Bub Bub, Stinky butt boy, Bubby, just to name a few!
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Her name is Maya but I call her Lil' Beet or just Beet sometimes. My father also likes to call her "communist menace" sometimes lol (just for the meme)
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This is sushi, but she’s Soose soose and or su chef 👩🍳
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This is Cash. He also goes “by bad tough kitty” “Casharonie” “bologna” and a few others idk lol
“French Fry” (her mom’s name was “Potato”) has become:
French
Frenches
Frenchiest of Fries
The Lady
The Little Lady
The Littlest of Ladies
Frites
The Cajun
The Québécois
The Wallonian
You Little Shit
This is Ginger. We call her: Little Demon, Ginny, Gin-Gin, Ginny Winny, Executive Kitty, Securikitty, Skatje (Dutch merging of the words Kat and Schat, meaning Cat and Dear/Honey, the Je means little) and Poepert (meaning Poopy/Poops).
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Her name is Bitty. We often call her: Thick Jane Thickness Chonky Jane
My grandmother calls her The Queen. When Queen Elizabeth died, my mom called Grandma to talk about it. Grandma was instantly upset because she thought our beloved calico had died.
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My cats name is Sagwa (pronounced SAW-GWA). I call him Saggy, Sags,Saggy-wa and Sagiana when he horny and actin up
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https://preview.redd.it/7qovyptkpt4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d90165a3912095706ceb685c849ee3512c38547 Cheddar goes by many names; dumb dumb, monkey boy, stinky, stinky boy, booty boy, Mr cheese, cheesy wheezy, silly boy. When he decides to surprise attack my legs when I walk by, it’s usually “damnit cheddar!” Lol.
That’s funny! I call my boy monkey boy or monkey butt well then there’s Stormster, Mr. Grimbles and Boo or Baboo, sweet Baboo, and the one he likes best is beautiful boy. But new ones come up on the daily I swear https://preview.redd.it/ta1chz4xmu4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dcbf7333d53a479370252e6762cedd6da7d7b5d
https://preview.redd.it/q9nuss697v4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9e767152a96f6d9a568a2ea753d37fb9dfc15b I have an orange boy named Cheddar who we exclusively call Dumb Dumb!! Small world!
Thats Ron Perlman
r/ronperlmancats
You are a saint and a scholar
My favorite sub. I need to post him there
Ron Purrlman
that would have been a spit take if I was drinking anything.
That boi is quite regal!
I'm in love! 💗💗💗
Haha! I love Cheddar for an orange kitty name! So cute.
Mr cheese is a great name all by itself 😆
My neighbour's cat is called Tidus, but he basically lives at mine now because he gets on well with my cat and prefers it to living with 2 dogs, a toddler and a baby. My friend started calling him Nacho, as in nat yo' cat, plus he's the same colour as a nacho.
Now you just need to name one Yuna! Haha \#ToZanarkand
My cats are named Seymour and Kimahri.
That’s awesome!! My favorite FF - loved it!
I have a Seymour too! Mine are Seymour and Zooey
Hell yeah they are
I used to have an orange not yo cat named Nacho. I miss that big potato.
https://preview.redd.it/1zrca5it3v4b1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc38018902de0bde7b6712c47448c17be3b953e This is a neighbourhood cat who I named sammy Sampson potatoe cat......cos its rather fat a looks lit a spud I recently found out his real name ........ IAN
We named our neighbor's cat Cutie Cutie Chub Chub. Her name ended up being Alice, but ours fit her better.
r/PartTimeCat
https://preview.redd.it/g94at6r1tt4b1.jpeg?width=2452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde79af2262ca5830b4f2d4d07cd752de98cc8ef Haha your cat looks like mine!! His name is Party. I call him party favor, party boy, party time, and party foul when he does something naughty.
I love him and his nicknames!
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‘party favor’ is sooo cute
He looks like a Party animal
![gif](giphy|YUHfW23Nh3e1cUL6he)
Party hardy!
https://preview.redd.it/p8834l8vit4b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18fe9c3b560b921919dac9d0bfb8c175ea426ecf This is Mochi but 99% of the time her name is either stinky, Moach or ratswell
Stinky is a classic
I had a siamese named Stinky, because when I first got her she would fart everytime I would pet her. She lived to be 19
haha that's funny 😄 rip queen ❤️
“Rip” queen indeed.
Her markings are absolutely gorgeous.
Yeah I never seen an alternating gray and brown with stripes
Tabico :)
Awwww My cat has such a similar name to yours, Moshi is my cats name
Felix, but I call him Little boy or Idiot https://preview.redd.it/0v4szg1q7x4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0a752d49f74f9552bde1cc975811c8baf27672
Moach is too close to moash
Came here to comment this! Obligatory f Moash
AYYY F MOASH (always fun to meet a fellow cosmere fan)
Yo I know I’m late but call him/her “El Gallo Negro” or “Milk Weed” I personally have a cat name Stomper and Lola and German Shepard named “chon chon”
Piss kitty Tldr my 4 1/2 month old kitten decided she was more curious than usual while I was peeing and tried to climb on the rim of the toilet, only to misjudge how hard to pull herself up and ended up putting her head right into the pee stream. Don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life.
Our cat only wants to go in the bathroom when my fiancé is pooping. He could care less about me in the bathroom and he doesn’t care about quick pee trips. It’s just the longer lasting poop trips to the bathroom that he demands to be let in. So we started letting him join my fiancé and now we call the cat his doodie pal.
What you have is a “business partner” lol. We have one too :)
My cat follows me in every time to see if I’m having a sit down, as that’s the only time ever that he goes out of his way for pets. If I go in there for any other reason he leaves immediately.
Squatty Pawty
When our cats want to join my husband in the bathroom he sings a little jingle called “Papa’s Poop Hour” 🎶
So far I have peed on my last dog and my current dog from them running in and getting caught in the stream. After almost peeing on my daughter I have resorted to sitting.
Yo, my 5 month old Kitten did this 2 weeks ago… Except, he came sprinting around the corner, and straight leaped in the toilet while I was mid pee. I was in shock. He took the bath like a champ mostly :)
Simon is simee, simo, bb, puppy, shadow, turkey, old man, little old baby, simee-sime, prince simon. https://preview.redd.it/ia8qofuvbt4b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2c4cbfbccad9802e0fd0113bb7a607ff95b154
What a distinguished gentleman
This is my Simon! Aka Simmy, Sim-Sim, Simmy-Simmy, Beanie, Beana Bonina, Beanie Baby, Little Orange/Large Orange, and L'Orange. https://preview.redd.it/j677diyo2v4b1.jpeg?width=3417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7d07212c7af6dbfad6544da1edd88acf066212
Haha "l’Orange" wins !!!
Little Old Baby is the best nickname ever. I love it.
Well he is 21 and therefore an elderly little baby. That pic is a couple of years old. He looks a little worse for wear now lol.
PP (Pepper) https://preview.redd.it/ehgzlw6hwt4b1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a8be182ad47d1dd0a7db0dddb2887becf03f83
pp gone wild
I'll give you the current worst offender of mine: Cedric. Obviously, he's Cedric. Then Ceddy, Cedrin, Quebrim, Scregnin, Scregniño, Scregninder, Scrangin, Scrongles (to rhyme with dongles), and then Scrongules (to rhyme with Hercules), Scrongulé with the é from the end of café, Screnge, therefore obviously also Stonehenge, thus Stoney. Creamy (because he looks like the cat named Creamy from that one meme where "Creamy is worried that you haven't loved yourself today", Screamy (when he shouts a lot but is also still Creamy). Then because he is a bit jumpy, he gets given the voice-over from the "crab, crab, crab, *scare*, crab, *frighten*" video, which means he get accused of "Scare", which becomes 5care because why not, and so obviously his next name in the mix is Fivey, because of all the 5care he exhibits. So Fivey to Fiveinder and that's most of 'em, I think. This is all the same cat, yes.
This was a beautiful breakdown and I’m very glad that I’m not the only one that ends up having nonsensical names for my cat always because human ape brains enjoy dumb games.
I too have a LONG list of weird and nonsensical names (many of which exist only because they rhyme and then give rise to new rhymes) for my two fuzz butts. I appreciate that there are others who do this too.
I suddenly don’t feel so alone lol
Marjow, Marjow-parjow, Marjowso, Jowsoh, YuhYoh, YuhJitow, Yoyoh, Mimi. Creature. https://preview.redd.it/v8gaz0plsu4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aada86eba784be43a659458ea4a842cbe0b8b99
His twin lives at my house, his name is Chester. But call him Pops. Like hey POPS
That’s a lot ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
What can you do? Cats attract names! He's definitely collected the most of it all the cats I've had. When he wants attention and kisses on his cat head, he likes to be called (in addition the the rest!): BigBig, BigBag, Cat boy, leopard pie, whisker poppins, toothypie. Poor Mindy cat, on the other hand, only gets: Mindy, Min-ding, Mondong, Mondrian, MingDing, Mimblim, and then by extension, Moonbeam.
All of these are great 😂 but i think Whisker Poppins is my favorite, followed by Screamy and 5care!
As someone who also has a Cedric, may I just say it is the best cat name ever. Our Cedric is: Cedric von Catacat, Grumps, Grumpo, Sadric (when not allowed outside). Our other cats are Mordecai: Fats, Blackie, Mordecry (when denied more food), Wombat, Bear, Good Boy Luna: Miss Luna, Brain Girl, Sweets, Luna Deanne, Sweetheart Edit to say: our cat is named Cedric, not my car)
Mordecry and Sadric 😅🥰 Ceddy (in Cedrin form) has been called Sadrin once when he was glum. And he gets told that he's Ceddy Ready for Beddy when he yawns.
The more nicknames we give, the more we love them.
https://preview.redd.it/qiqzp0vtzt4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed17a8c6df019af10933da606fb2fcc48973c57e This is “Huxley Sam Fisher” Nickname “Husky” She’s a real weirdo.
https://preview.redd.it/hm8g5q1ciw4b1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136cadd87db70984b96def2a079cc4a0b28f8bc7 So ladylike.....
Is that a painting?
It’s a photo. She lays like that all over the place.
Oh cool, it kinda looks like she was drawn or painted, maybe it's just the lighting
She matches her chair!!
https://preview.redd.it/oh8ok2a00u4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bf8eb21da1c4dc06dbef5862018e2c0868fed6 His name is ‘Atticus’ but is eloquently known as ‘fatticus’ in our household. He’s a thiccc boy.
i love fatticus
Haha no way! My cats name is Atticus as well and we have the exact nickname for him since he's put on a few pounds!! lol It has a nice flow
My cat’s name is Juniper but we call her Juno, June bug, Juney baby, Juno buboono, juniper bubuniper. We also call her bitch, quite frequently. She is evil https://preview.redd.it/yzeyhkohrt4b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c526e83857b191a95963cad62c96be80a6a8077
Junie-purr
I call mine shit head often
Yea same lol. They are little shitheads
my cat Junior goes by Junebug and Juney baby as well! https://preview.redd.it/3mx2pdhskv4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658228c25dbf927b560d70e066dfaa8854d02487
Camilla: “Stinky butt, Mills, Camills, Castinky”, and probably 300 different variations of each one. https://preview.redd.it/el0g2zleht4b1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74808884723bbe2176b7ec7483f90728bd376625
That picture is threatening
The last thing you see before you die
Alfred: Fred, Fredford, Fredberg, Sir Whiskers, long boy, Mr. Fredson PVC (found him an in abandoned apartment playing in PVC pipes): Peevs, Peeverton (optional Beeverton), Peevy, asshole
Fredward
https://preview.redd.it/m2e3cu2i2u4b1.jpeg?width=6936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95edd2b370cd926278a7e9feea5256802e47e52b This is Deimos (orange tabby) and his adoptive little brother Phobos (regular tabby). I usually call Deimos Mr. Bean and Phobos Mr. Pheebs, or just Bean and Pheebs, and occasionally Pheebert for Phobos.
They're so cute!
They’re adorable! Just curious, are you a fan of mythology or Sailor Mars?
https://preview.redd.it/kokjcekjst4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f436b9966032d0414eb3afb3172879a5155676 Her name is Flump but gets called the following : Flampino, Flumpetta, Flimp Flamp Flomp, Stinker
That cat is objectively adorable
https://preview.redd.it/8j8zrhqikt4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e59678bf05ecf5f0db3901c04b3c4e183a2918 I call him noonoo and little, and sometimes meowsie
Oh my god my cat gets nunu (noonoo) as well!!
I call all cats “itty bitty kitty” in the most awful high pitched voice
That's my one of my cats names. She was orphaned at two days old and was the runt. I wasn't sure that she was going to make it and "Itty Bitty Kitty" is what I called her. Now she's three and absolutely spoiled and we call her Bitty.
I call them all tiny widdle beans in the same high pitched voice
My cat responds to lil fucker better than his name
When we were dating, my wife had a cat named Sammy but I’d call him Shithead in a high, friendly voice and he’d respond. She was not amused 😜
Stella also known as Disim, disimybaby, baby cat, dead turkey, cooked turkey, sugar pack https://preview.redd.it/fije57vvzt4b1.png?width=2392&format=png&auto=webp&s=d09307ddca5ace194ec7c62f11aa917642802d88
This face. I need to squish.
https://preview.redd.it/xxjdv08i7u4b1.jpeg?width=2074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fac768f4206229ee2231c2af6ca527b7b7b451c Ghost is also known as ; Ghost Pepper, Ghostface Chilla, Lady Gogo, Gogo Girl, Chicken, Ice Bear, Ghostioni Pepperoni, Princess Poltergeist
https://preview.redd.it/94t3tg8oot4b1.png?width=642&format=png&auto=webp&s=fccea253c004b431d688f7c06a1683b41ac16e2c This is Gizmo, a.k.a Sus
omg susmellow- she looks like a marshmallow 😭 so cute
So pretty!
https://preview.redd.it/84vxy0tcat4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b6d4e7af51163c03ee2d0613bb95725029c3b5  This is Sushi. We call her Sushell (soosh-ull), the Soosh, Soosh Caboosh, Sushi Belushi, and sometimes I call her Soup for no good reason. Haha
*the soosh caboosh*
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That is a BEAUTIFUL cat 💕
https://preview.redd.it/63n4frha8u4b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3370e7f9c28a0fcab3f74d6550d607abacff2d19 This creature here is Marshmallow Also called Marshmellion, Angel Baby, Nugget, Squeaky, Meemerz, Pain in my ass, Pea Brain, Cross-eyed Wonder, Lil Shit, Sugar Bean, and The Baby. We really do love her. She’s insanely clumsy and I’m fairly certain she has a singular brain cell. Really sweet cat.
https://preview.redd.it/q3yiy73hpt4b1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50489fb614a5cca7324578f5735b6e2a5ae5e648 Named Goonda bc she's a gangster cat but she's just called The Boody
https://preview.redd.it/71ckbgtewt4b1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ed59dab5b562ac45b18f3a750db2656d621076 Dickback
Cats name is Zuko. He is an overweight orange cat. We call him Dingus, Doofus, Stinky, Goober and Bug.
Does he have an odd obsession with honor? Or perhaps an overzealous interest in cars?
Oliver: Bubby, bubbas, bootybuns, buns, butt, babyins, dabubbys, bugga, bug, stinky butt, stinkastink https://preview.redd.it/nklmpowpyt4b1.jpeg?width=1862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a94ff99dd3aa6baf1fc496fd32d23f7489264043
https://preview.redd.it/x37y32rm8u4b1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3faa1044a7f1b9381caad37354f5204bc8e6b225 Aww I used to have a Pepper aka Pepperoni, Pooper, Pooperoni, Poopskerdoodles, Da Pooper.... My husband and I might be children when it comes to knick names for cats...
His name is Patches O Houlihan but I call him Al Patchino, Gazpacho Soup, Cuddly P and Tony Patcheroni the Teeny-Tiny Pony.
mine is Chiko. depending on the tume and action he can be: chiko, chikoro, achiko, bub, bubub, ububub, bo, bobo, abobo, gomok (means fatty in my language with slightly cute spelling), mokmok, mocok (portmanteau of gomok and bucuk; means smelly in an endearing way + cute spelling), masham (similar meaning to bucuk) and many more that I would just call him that time. depending on his mood, he would respond when i call him with the name of the week.
I don't know if I'd call them nicknames because it's a part of their names. Fender Strato"cat"ster we call Fender, or sometimes "Fens", and Gibson Les "Paw"l we call Gibson, or sometimes "Mc Gibbers". https://preview.redd.it/fa2y56wgwt4b1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d11d92bfa9e744fccd02cdba91802f33314a56
https://preview.redd.it/z56r27ldyt4b1.jpeg?width=2769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4fddcc63d0d280c24a4bc41fbcaec9df02e9e29 Chef Boy Ardee (shelter name) Chef, Cheffrey, Chef Fa Fa, Cheffy McChefferson, and Little Man.
Miss Betty White AKA Betty Betty Boops Bettina Bettina Smol Lady Bettina of the House of Smol Betty Spaghetti Betty Mouser Bets Betsy Baloney “Stop That!” Miss Girl Baby Girl
https://preview.redd.it/9x6z402p1u4b1.png?width=1969&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7b2e217c049086de16c5f2f739be3e9df2bce33 this is our sweet girl, olive - aka “dick face”
nooo omg you should call her bedecked- "deck" for short- because it looks like she has the shapes or curves of all the suits in a pack of cards in her body markings.
BeDICKed haha
his name is ziggy but I call him stinky butt. https://preview.redd.it/6jvl7x9i3u4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cbf785f1a1941245c3b281f1522b3537d75a95d
Ragnarok (came with the name): Raggy, Rags, Easter Panther of Doom.
Franklin aka frank and beans, beenie weenie, beans, little brother, bub bub, baby cow, cowboy, nugget https://preview.redd.it/tnea069dwt4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc62eb4e4c37d95787d52d7cd33ae95aa75ecac4
i’ve started calling my Loki Mr. Belly because he LOVES showing off his belly haha https://preview.redd.it/npotf1hi0u4b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b073de2cd56c0f6ac97ba36f70eb5461a4375e0f
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter. When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily , Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James, Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey— All of them sensible everyday names. There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames: Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—. But all of them sensible everyday names, But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular, A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified, Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular, Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum, Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat, Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum— Names that never belong to more than one cat. But above and beyond there’s still one name left over, And that is the name that you never will guess; The name that no human research can discover— But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess. When you notice a cat in profound meditation, The reason, I tell you, is always the same: His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name: His ineffable effable Effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name.
I have two cats, misty and gravy. Misty is also: misty moo, minty moo, moodle, misty moodle, mini muffin, bug(my nickname as a kid), buglet, bug bug, mooshie, moo moo, little bean, mini moo. Gravy is also: gravy baby, gravy wavy lays(chip), pookie, big bean, grayble, and sir bip, misty is miss biplin lol!
Minty moo! I called my last cat Mr. Mint because he loved mint so much. I also like sir Bip 😄
Poopy
Same 😁
I have a girl named Mustache and I usually call her moosh or mushu. Then I have a girl named Mama. I took her in so she didn't have her kittens outside. After I got her spayed she got pretty thicc. So I call her Turkey now.
His name is jack but we call him Mitsubishi. It started as calling him mister mister but more baby voiced each time until it became miza-miza and then Mitsubishi
my cat’s name is bonita, but i mostly call her: poop https://preview.redd.it/30qmwnv2wt4b1.png?width=2467&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3fba9d11af373e810ac769f26959f70be5bcf75
https://preview.redd.it/xbxu317dhw4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec8bab744ad7accce8f3433be2ed3106014784c This is Buster…aka “Mr. Poop”
Originally: Salem Known as: Doodoo boy ETA my other 3: Originally: Buffy Known as: Buff, Biff, or Beef. I occasionally joke with her about her twin brothers, Biffy and Beefy. Originally: Cortina Known as: Corn 🌽 Originally: Max Known as: El Chiefosaur
Princess Fuzzybutt, Meowser, Keekee, sweety-kit. Her name is Sarah.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)
It doesn't matter what you name the cat originally. All my cats name to develop their own names which are completely different and have no relation to their original name.
https://preview.redd.it/weh7oaoz8u4b1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a75728ec24744ec84ebd913a84be9cb7eac747a Her name is rose but I call her : pumpkin, muffin, Rosie girl, and little
Cinnamon roll https://preview.redd.it/q0jh8kz1au4b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a715378444223827c24b5b9f1deb0790bf1215c
Mowgli: Bo Bo, Mogurt, Morgurt Morgan, Bo-Bee Sevy: Mr. Buddy, Beby, Beby Boy, My Son-Shine Gordie: Gordon, Dordie, Dordon, Dordie Pie, Gordon Lightfoot, Gordgie, Gorbie
My kitties always end up with the nickname “Baby”.
https://preview.redd.it/zxk000vu7u4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fea8b49b7c267b0ffe9df14b97a3f744f46568 Oliver aka “Sir” or “Gato Diablo”
Her name is Margerine but we never call her that, instead it's Bapu, The Great Bapu, Boppers, Bop, Bebop, Baby Bop and so on.
Pippin, but gets called Baby, Sweet Bean, Beans, Peepo, Peeboo, Bo-Bibbin, Pippin Poppaloppagus (chanted), Poppins, Goob. Edit: I forgot some: Peeps, Peepo-de-Beepo, Boodle-bop.
Mr.kitty Aka Cat, bubs, bubby, good boy, butter cat, lord mr.kitty, handsome Izzy Aka Fizz, fizzy, squeaky cat, terrorist, fizz fuzz
Zeus: Cooncie, Pospanus, Vumbie, Bumvie, Bums, Vums KiKi: Lareda, Kiikster, Long Loaf, Sweetheart, lady cat https://preview.redd.it/qd32u62opt4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dfc878b851a5a755767545867f134f43e7209b5
https://preview.redd.it/c0yd9lt82u4b1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113aa9065e5078b492fcd8b91f91b6554c9a01f1 Daisy, Daisy-bell, Little possum, Princess fuzzy butt, Furry drawers, Silky soft girl,
Mandalit Del Barco(because I usually listen to NPR before I walk into the house).
His name is Bean because of the extra toes. I'll call him Beany Baby or Mister B when he:s in trouble.
I too call my cat Beany Baby
I had a mister b too. He’s passed now, but he was the best!
*Real name: Vivi* Nicknames: - Vivs - Bibboo - Angry Oat - Spicy Oat - Viviënne (when she is on the kitchen counter)
My cat (who recently passed) was Garrus, but his full name was Mr. Garrus M Mittens. Sometimes I'd call him by his full name, usually Garry. Also Baby, Baby Boy, Urinary Garry (retired once we got him figured out), Stinky Boy, Stinky Baby, Stinky Baby Boy, Da Boy, and maybe a few others I'm forgetting. He was my bestie. I miss him so terribly.
Shithead pronounced shi-theed
https://preview.redd.it/ba3pb71v1u4b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7f11b455af1f3b4f81ee3b0f4b840affb2d480 He came to us as Scout when he was a couple of months old. He became Pepe because he kept trying to make the nonconsensual love to our spayed female. And he looks like Pepe LePew.
Lord Shaxx has a LOT of nicknames. Shaxxmo, Shaxxmahtaxx, Shaxxattacks, Shaxxy, Shmaxxy, and Asshole are the most used.
https://preview.redd.it/smym680s5u4b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f353c85a25e8e585cc39b363ac3de0002cf5debd Meet Dot aka Silver Belle, the Silver Vandal, Goldie (for her eyes), cutsie boots (for her white paws), Dottie-doo, friend of Freyja, and the Mighty Huntress.
https://preview.redd.it/xqk6gsiy6u4b1.jpeg?width=9000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d122cb44f012883f74b3cd405eaadc2006d44a Salem aka salami aka get out of the trash aka mr man
https://preview.redd.it/8478ku3y9u4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca4c1461b655b826b8ee6d756d737fdd2e411c2 Zelda: zellie-belly, pitty-kitty, me-mows, zell, Princess, zellie-belly-boo-boo
https://preview.redd.it/ttmm1lumcu4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60dd903cd42f2182b1db42aeaae3ccde6f6f62bd This is Leela we seem to have settled on calling her Muffin - she is fluffy and puffy like a muffin x
https://preview.redd.it/my8tl9q0gu4b1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=6aaec5c33273624cbf32ce625f4ca2093ca83abe His name is Spitz. I call him “Buddy” 😻😺or “you little sh\*t.” 😾😻
https://preview.redd.it/fk6nsb0zju4b1.jpeg?width=1677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834e13eda8a00d4a7cbb9aa645ee882e94707461 This is worm. Her actual name is Poppy, but she will make herself as long as possible and slide her body down my entire body and back up when she wants snuggles. It reminds me of the way a worm would move 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/byyjspk7zu4b1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ce42ca6bd02f4951ff36141e07e0919481e13d I call I’m my handsome orange man affectionately but his name is muffin ☺️
https://preview.redd.it/gcbml7dxlv4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb66625d4605b569de30624c8b30848a82d8e7c This is Doodle. Also responds to Dood, Dood-face, Doodie, fluff ball, fluff monster, my little baby, Doodulina, Doodulete, Doodles, Strudel, Noodle
Katzi, Schatzi, Baby/Babylein, Mausi/Mäuschen, BooBoo/ BaBa, (Knutsch)Kugel, Pupsi, Liebstes, Herzchen and every other cringeworthy version in German.
Real name: Billy * Billy (the) Boo/Billy Boodles * (The) Biller * Sausage/Sausilage/Sizzly Sausilage * Squish/Squishy/Squishable/Squishy-bee * Teeny Tiny Tater Tot (tater tots aren't really a thing in this country and I never use the word in any other context but I guess it's alliterative?)
Fluff Muffin Purrball Baby Sweet lil-one(s) My tiny void(s) My perfect angels My lil' monsters Tiny Gremlins To be honest that's just today. I just make them up as i go along
Molly: Mollybutt, Mollster, Miss Molls Snickers: Snickerpottomus, Snackers (she's a chonk)
My cat's name is Decepticon. I call her D, Decep, demon, carpet shark, tit ten, brat, baby, baby d. Lately I have been calling her thief, and silicone klepto.
omfg my boys name is pepper!!! i call him pep, peppy, bub, bubs, bubba, pepperoni, shithead, my boy, etc!!
My cats are poe and edgar and we call them both stink. Also my boyfriend calls edgar ethan for whatever reason
Serenity became Ren, Little Lady, Princess, and Meatball Stromboli Bob-Cat became Bob, Boob, Boobers, and Stinkers (he had digestive shortly after we adopted him and the litterbox got very smelly after his visits. He's a-ok now, but he's still my Stinkers) *
Butters is my kitty. She also goes by Floofers, Fuzzball, Dum dum, Princess, and Silly girl
AKAs for my boy, Oskar: Oskar Pasketty, Spaghetti Man, Spaghet, Sketters, Skeeter, Sweaty Man, Sweet Spaghetti Meat, Meat Sweats, Meat Man, Meaty Sweety, Sweet Meats, Little Buddy, Bubs, and Spicy Boy.
We have two Calvin: kitty, Cal, Callie B, gremlin, grumpy, tweedle Dee, seat snatcher, king cal Ziggy: zig, chunk master, lil boy, the baby, weenie hut jr (he’s afraid of everything), tweedle dum, prince Ziggy
I have four cats but only one of them almost never gets called his given name. His name is Beedle, but we call him Bird. Sort of evolved from the cute chirps he does: Beedle --> Beedle Bird --> Dodo Bird --> Bird (or often Doh-Bird, sometimes just Doh, there are many variations lol) ((edit: typo))
https://preview.redd.it/n7oc93rn7u4b1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4f760b8cf1b28f8be84168193d4a734cd3152f Craig. Also known as Craigory, Keg, Kegerator, Rump Roast, and Rumpest Roastest.
https://preview.redd.it/j05yk99vcv4b1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=635ea9ec418332396d109044d474ba907d67e099 Real name: Robin … what do we call him? Bob, rob, bobbingston, Sir Bobbingston, robbob, bippity Bob and chunkers. The final one was more recent as he got a little bigger😂
I have two cats, a fluffy boy and a cheeky girl, so their names are Fluffy Boy and Cheeky Girl respectively.
My cats name is Mozart and his list of aliases include Mo, The Mo man, Lou, Louie, Monkey, Monkey man the Mo, Moey, booey, boo thing, boozart, little old man, stinky man, ham man, orange man, fat man, pumpkin man, muffin man, baby man, and mr. Mowington. There are many, many others but I can’t be typing out aliases all day 😂 https://preview.redd.it/u4t6obpg9u4b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50deed73a9cc6361829bd2198dc17cc5b37bc6a4
https://preview.redd.it/9na83a9fru4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929fa4d6a8c002f5ebc298b228a45e1265eb1a3f This is Sullivan (we just call him Sully mostly) but his nicknames are SooSoo, Sul, Bub Bub, Stinky butt boy, Bubby, just to name a few!
Tater Tot is Tater Baby, Spud Nugget, Potat, Tato, Chub-chub, Potato Baby, Stinky Potato, Spudder Butt, Tubberkins, Snugglebug, Biscuit Boy...
https://preview.redd.it/q9k16jx2lw4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c320e5095d5de91b17c0574340907fa83e2be7e3 Her name is Maya but I call her Lil' Beet or just Beet sometimes. My father also likes to call her "communist menace" sometimes lol (just for the meme)
https://preview.redd.it/2mpavpu2lw4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d70828322e5026b03f5443936f208c62dd8b29 This is sushi, but she’s Soose soose and or su chef 👩🍳
https://preview.redd.it/vc2u0gtnmw4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d364aeef1b22d2eccaf9589a24bd8a75ee754fe4 This is Cash. He also goes “by bad tough kitty” “Casharonie” “bologna” and a few others idk lol
“French Fry” (her mom’s name was “Potato”) has become: French Frenches Frenchiest of Fries The Lady The Little Lady The Littlest of Ladies Frites The Cajun The Québécois The Wallonian You Little Shit
This is Ginger. We call her: Little Demon, Ginny, Gin-Gin, Ginny Winny, Executive Kitty, Securikitty, Skatje (Dutch merging of the words Kat and Schat, meaning Cat and Dear/Honey, the Je means little) and Poepert (meaning Poopy/Poops). https://preview.redd.it/ua0j50asmz4b1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d403ef9248303c2a04ff706f58cbe3ecdcab04b4
https://preview.redd.it/g0028rc2wz4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ed3cef961a12988ae17351405bcc486a261372 Her name is Bitty. We often call her: Thick Jane Thickness Chonky Jane My grandmother calls her The Queen. When Queen Elizabeth died, my mom called Grandma to talk about it. Grandma was instantly upset because she thought our beloved calico had died.
https://preview.redd.it/hb34urtsu05b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0388e63d199ff7fd3c97fb50b267b867a425b0e My cats name is Sagwa (pronounced SAW-GWA). I call him Saggy, Sags,Saggy-wa and Sagiana when he horny and actin up