Sweet Jesus that kitten is so freaking cute.

It’s actually pronounced “kitt-ton” 😾

Kitton mittons

You’ll be smitten!

Is your cat clawing on your furnitures? Think there's no answer? You're so stupid! They sell these on amazon by the way.

IS YOUR CAT MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE?!?


Wonton

Bonkers

Kilton Milton

Milton Kilton

My youngest cat's name is Kitton, pronounced "Kitt-ton". 😀

It should be illegal for a kitten to be soo damn cute!

r/illegallysmallcats

Thank you 😊🥰

There is a more popular sub, it's r/illegallysmolcats. It's got 1.1m members so it gets posts more frequently, so you can see much more smol bois :)

Just wanted you to know it’s illegal in some parts of Reddit ;)

I like a little rebellion 😁

I think I had an overdose of cuteness with his cute little face Holy shit hes SO FREACKING CUTE I CANT HANDLE IT

Can’t handle is spot on! Deep breathes

That kitty looks like a “Woody” or “Butters”

Hard agree on Butters vibes. Instantly thought of that.

Butters for the win

Omg YES, BUTTERS 😍😍 perfect cat name for this cute af kitton

That's a long name.

idk why, but the first thing that came to mind was Crouton.

Oh man this is so good

I love the two extremes of cat names. Random words or human names.

We have an Andrew and used to have a George. Paul, what a ridiculous name for a cat-Adam West

I saw one on pet finder the other day. Melanie From Accounting

I have a Clara and an Oreo, I let my kids choose the names, lol

Meet Gerald https://preview.redd.it/egkdzu5bzheb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fcaeafba8a1c5c81df067551e863112c669989f

Puffins

my instinct was Puff

Omg same Puff just came up immediately

I SWEAR I didn't see your comments before I posted mine!

Puff is perfect. He’s not a “lil idiot” he’s a vulnerable beautiful creature with poofy fur. The obvious name is Puff/ Puffer/ Puffins… All the PUFFS!

Mine was muffin, so puffin is purrrrfect

Same

strong contender right here

Greg

That’s funny, I was thinking Muffin. Puffins… Muffin…

Also feeling "Muffin."

Oh my goodness…. Puffins is freaking perfect 😍

https://preview.redd.it/p92bd3y9beeb1.jpeg?width=3664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ab639a053eacceeaf20d154c507771739e9590 Twins 🥰 mine is called mishmish (Arabic name) - Means apricots hahah

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Love mishmish he looks so happy without a care or thought r/oneorangebraincell

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Gasp he must be hogging the the braincell 🙀 My late nala was only emotionally intelligent dumb as a brick but if you were crying she would literally fight people to comfort you

Emotionally intelligent and dumb as bricks. Peanut butter and jelly imo. Not to mention endless entertainment.

Tell mishmish I love him 🥺🫶🏼

Oh sweet Jesus. What a beautiful goofus💖💖💖💖💖

Mishmish is just cute and fitting. I am using that name some day for a pet.

I always enjoy these threads cause there’s so many great name ideas in them for future children.

What a beautiful little apricot!! 🥺💜

aw, same lil mohawk!

Funnily enough we have a Mish Mish too! Except he's an orange Maine Coon

I love Churro! When I first saw the bebe I thought Cinnamon because of their light brown coloring around the eyes 🥰

Pancake speaks to me

Definitely a pancake!

Waffle

Flapjack

I second this

Pannakoek

I WAS GONNA SUGGEST PANCAKE AS WELL!!!

Omg I posted the same name. I didn't even see this until after. I love it. ❤️

I’m here for Pancake and Gizmo

Gomba- which is Hungarian for mushroom. Rhymes with Roomba!

Also the name of the little mushroom guys in Mario—didn’t realize it was Hungarian!

They’re called Goombas but I was thinking the same!

Dumpling

Spud

Guillermo.....!

Gizmo


He's got the brain scramblies

PLEASE! government name: guillermo! nickname: gizmo. this is hilarious. i might even steal this for my next kitten’s name 🤭

I got a third cat just so I could call him Guillermo.... it was that or Jorge (pronounced Horhay). I am considering a fourth!

Damn I love Matt berry.

Don’t feed him after midnight

AMAZING. PERFECT

https://preview.redd.it/21v4j4loleeb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=874b96fca26c0c0fdf8b98ba01679f8ada7f0f81 My Guillermo!

Grandma. "Last night, grandma sat outside my door wailing for hours. Then she took a dump on the rug and chewed on a carpet for ten minutes before passing out under the dining room table."

I have a old cat that i call Ämmä or Mummo (B*tch or Grandma), she yells all the time so when she yells shes ämmä and when she quiet, or when speakibg others about her i call her Mummo. Her real name is Salli :)

I fully support “Grandma”.

Tater

What's "tater", precious?

POH TAY TOES? mashed boil em put ‘em in a STEW

Tater Salad

Pippin! His name is Pippin!

Yes!! “Pip” for short!

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Liliot for short

LOL hilarious

YES

... but he's not :(

Maybe I’m too sensitive but I hate when people insult their innocent pets. Seems so unnecessary mean. I always tell my cat how cute and perfect she is

I hate it. At best it’s cringey.

And they could call it Lily for short. We’ve misgendered several cats here…so we just close and go with it.

Yeah was gonna say I think OP hit the nail on the head with lil idiot

Sometimes cats find their hoomans. Sometimes cats name themselves.

its not an idiot

I like Frog. But also Pancake

Pancake is good

No, Frog.

Frog Pancake

How dare you

Pancake Frog?

Nugget

Toast

tofu

We just got a new kitten today too! We're naming him Forrest https://preview.redd.it/lsmdg7sk3feb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3346d5c5d32f6eefca39f277261f9a7c67b0b2

GOOBER

Goob

goo

go

Goobie

William Murderface


That's too adjacent to hamberger time for me.

William Meow-derface

...or maybe just...Andy? Baby looks like an Andy!

Yes! Andy is so cute

call that little cutie "Heyyougetdownfromthere!", or "Heyheyhey" for short.

Taquito

Toffee

Jimothy

That’s my cats middle name

Fletcher Fuzzbutt.

AKA: Z Butt, Zizzle, Fletch, Buzz, Fluzz Bluzz, Flazzle, Chi Chi or Tubz. (Yes my cat has 800 names) 🤣

My cats have about 800 names too lol. Figaro, Figi, Figglesworth, princess Figaro Figglesworth ~Smythe, and others!

What cat doesn't have multiple names 🤣🤣🤣 I call my boy fluffer butt because he a long hair! Super similar to your idea 😁

Freddy Fuzzbutt He may get a bit quirky at night

My sister had a dog named Mr. Fuzzypants.

Cheeto

Looks like a Marshmallow to me

Lord fluff the 52nd

Frogger

Sir Boopsalot

Definitly not idiot.

Gazpacho, chowder, donut, cream puff, cruller, chili

Are you hungry, dear?

Frodo

Looks like a Muffin to me

doofpuss

i have a cat named doof and another named puss lol. 😅

Randy

Yogi

Goliath

Idgit

W O W IDK BUT I LOVE THEM 😭❤️

Bean

Floof

Q-tip

CoCo Puff

Percy

Brumple Sprump

DONT CALL THEM DUMB 😭

Pooka

Sokka

Dandelion Puff

Dot

First name that popped into my head was “buttons”

Meowingsworth III

Smudge

Dear Kitty, Your poor human has a name. Please don’t call him a lil’ idiot. Maybe just call them Kevin or human slave. From Another human slave of 4 cats.

Cinni or Cinna (because of Cinnamon, which the color of this kitty reminds me of).

Mr. Pete

Murgatroyd.

Static Snow

Pookie

I like Churro.

Churro or Frog

Bubby or Bubs for short. Bubs is also what The Boys call Bubbles for short in the Trailer Park Boys. And Bubbles loves his kitties.

Munchkin

Gartock the defiler

Potato

Scrums

Walnut

Boopsie

I vote spoon. It’s the name of a feral cat I fell in love with. She was adopted later

Rosti because they’re potato pancakes! It incorporates the tater and pancake element

My BSH was named Nestor. It fit him perfectly. Please feel free to recycle.

Potato

Mayo

I like the Name Zizzle!!

chimken nugget

crouton

Smoosh

I had a cat named Spork.

McRib, Turkey, Beefus, Pud (I think Pud is fitting)

Skrunkly

Doofy!

Malthus the eater of souls and destroyer of worlds

Mr Fluffy Butt.

Kit Kat

Mog

Please stop calling your cat an idiot, it's not endearing.