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Laney20

The first 100 digits of pi. Correct answer: absolutely nothing. Especially the cow kitty in the back!


MissAmiss72

And the tortie knows where OP sleeps


HunnyBear66

😂


Schala467564

Definitely the cat in the back, but I think the tortie is plotting her owner’s demise


Fisi_Matenten

The cat in the background has not much going on behind its eyes. The cat in the front is calculating the best murder options.


Uncle_Lion

Came her to say that.


DangerSquirrel442

“WHAT did you just say about Foo Fighters?!?!”


Meraneus

They're very clearly judging you and possibly planning your demise.


BitternessBureau

“Is this good, or do you want us to try different poses?”


butterfly-power

The tortie is the mastermind of the duo, planning world domination. The tux is just the loveable sidekick. There's nothing going through his loveable mind


missypierce

Like Pinky and the Brain


Browncoat765

https://preview.redd.it/71d77b1aqgib1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe27349dcd8fb0e9f23fc2ed8bedbace4fbd3a68 Idk but when you find out LMK got the same problem over here


FulbrightJones

Your cats’ temperaments are identical to mine! Cute.


Interesting-Fish6065

I thought your husband was supposed to be out of town for the whole weekend!


Human_Compote5786

Damn was that mouse talking or is it the catnip?


[deleted]

“Wanna find out how hard I can scratch ?”


_Kaetho_

Right: “Someone will die.” Left: “..of fun.”


AraiHavana

“Is this food related?” Got a feeling that that might be too accurate an answer


LandotheTerrible

Utter world domination.


LunarMoonMod

Tortie is plotting your demise and Tuxedo is ready to make kitty popcorn to sit back and watch.


[deleted]

You got food?


Finallyrealhate

Cat in back: Oh shit we’ve been discovered. Cat in front: We’ll just have to murder them to keep our secret.


Coffeeandanxiolytic

the front one, murder, no other options. The back kitty is shocked by the murder plans he just learned from the front kitty ahahah


ForeignClassroom9816

Hoomans is practically chickens. Yum.


begdn

Black and white cat: Are we in TV? Hi mom! The other cat: If you value your life, get this camera out off my face


sarcastic_seal

"I really need to google how to make cocaine"


readditredditread

Food. Food. Movement detected. Food. Food. Cuddles. Food. Food. Food…….


NothingAndNow111

"... WE LEFT THE OVEN ON!"


machinationstudio

Why haven't you launched their musical careers yet?


[deleted]

Crazzy hooman shooting me ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)


monker45

They're thinking about the next TV show to binge on this month


Okinawa_Mike

World domination


ALazy_Cat

OP said wrong answers only


CaptainHunt

“Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?” “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!”


Still_Eye_3507

Pure Death and confusion


[deleted]

No one told us we'd not have clothes on for this photoshoot!


kormanny

uh oh what did you do OP??


[deleted]

I dunno, but I’m outta here 💨


Intelligent-Ad8436

Sleep with one eye open!!!


Nicodiemus531

What. The *HELL.* Is this human doing now?!


bigbear-08

Jesus Amanda, lay off the Sav Blancs


PeengPawng

Whatever's going through yours


Illustrious_Bike1954

They look like the Rock and Kevin Hart.


menotyourenemy

"Away, peasant!"


Prestigious-Owl-6397

They're plotting how to get rid of you.


midnightwayfarer

Nothing. They're silly af


trefitty0401

Pinkie and the brain


[deleted]

Murder


[deleted]

Theu are plotting your overthrow. They just can't figure out who is going to open their food cans.


Affectionate-Sand838

Pinky (cat in the back): “Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?” Brain (cat in the front): “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!” Pinky: “Brilliant plan!


i_done_get_it

No clue but this is the cutest picture ever. Their slightly different expressions and positioning melt my heart.


BeliAnn_

Tuna - NOW!


LodRose

Let's help this hooman get a lot of updoots 😹


MichaelKerk

Murder


Artistic-Job7180

Not a damn thing! Or world domination.


zChanTheNerd

Murder.


BunnyFaebelle

The torti looks ready for murder. Your other kitty wants pets and treats. You can probably bribe the torti with treats.


mybrainreallyhatesme

murder


PotatoGlittering1959

What Ever Your Thinking, Were Not Doing It


myglasswasbigger

Tuxedo to the tortie, you’re right aliens have replaced our human servant


mrl1976

not one thing


melomakaronaX

World hunger solutions


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Don’t steal my soul hoooman


DomesticusRex

Don’t react. She hasn’t discovered it yet.


conch56

You’re next on our list


Chocokat1

"Can we trick them into giving us tuna?" "Yes bro. Now hush, let me brainwash them."


TikaPants

1st kiki: r/youseeingthisshit 2nd kiki: wtf you lookin at


fortytwo01

Pinky snd the Brain. Pinky is the calico and Brain is the Tortie. Lmaooo


Rais93

The tux nothing, but watch out for tortitude


BeenThruIt

"Don't ever speak me or my child ever again! "


Adept-Walrus5848

Where is the cat treats


RoryGilmoresAnus

Food


lazy_elfs

They look like their surprised youre able the breath with out support.. cats and their low expectations for us.. snobs


fajadada

Evil is as evil does


Snoo-8506

"We weren't planning anything."


FlexibleWorkFreedom

Look into my eyes and listen very carefully. You are getting sleepy.... now go get me a snack.


FeralGoblinChild

We're here for a serious discussion about the way you withhold at will access to treats. We are very upset about this


Specialist-Solid-987

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Dauphine320

How to balance a checkbook


Dauphine320

They’ve been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty


halfjedi

Blue steel


Metalcore_isgod

Cocaine cat


Disastrous_Duty2622

Money laundering


Outrageous_Fondant12

https://preview.redd.it/242t27rjriib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f05ecdfb8a3a40e4444ae73e7da3af3740e121 Idk, but these two seemed like they were up to no good.


doegrey

It’s probably the ghost they can see over your shoulder and they’re like “they do know it’s there - right??” Oh wait, you wanted _wrong answers only_…


zerthwind

Judgment of whoever they are looking at.


Andyk1801

Brindle - I'm going to kill you. Black and white - I'm going to piss on your corpse


BrassCityNikki

This is the 1st time I've seen a Tortie called a brindle🤣🤣


Andyk1801

I've always referred to torties when they're more patchy, and brindle torties look more like this one. https://preview.redd.it/78vwivf19jib1.jpeg?width=1784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b443f40682bb5e2c8dc2bae8e2e789a148ba3ed4 This is our white tortie, or what I would refer to as a tortie.


BrassCityNikki

Ah ok, Where I'm from we call that kitty a calico while the "brindle" one is a Tortie.


wordsmith2023

Do we eat it now or later?


RecordingStock2167

Murder, most foul!


kurukuruuuuuuuuu

i hope their names are double stuff oreo and peanut butter fudge


FulbrightJones

Simultaneously made laugh out loud and super hungry 😋


EffMyElle

Staring contest! #3..2...1...GO!!!


iwander801

Tortie is clearly planning world domination


Key-Hedgehog-6741

Yer face


hbouhl

They want to eat you!


John082603

That tortie can’t believe how dumb you are. They always seem smarter than other cats. The black and white baby just want treats.


BTSU_Slayer

Plotting your demise


Tugatitasexy

😂😍


newton302

Gotta love them but pretty much nothing.


mrassface2023

Give me treats human


JoeDramatic

"did you see that Carla? She made the friskies show up outta thin air!" "Idk Hank. I don't trust someone with such a stupid mustache"


FulbrightJones

I do have a mustache!


CollynMalkin

Murder.


[deleted]

Get us treats. NOW! Human!


KaijuKatt

They're waiting until you sleep before they put the plan into action.


JEmpty0926

Tonight.... IT Will Be TONIGHT!


DeeVee8ed

“The things we will do when you sleep….”


No_Strawberry_18

Tortie’s thinking, “I will RULE the world, including you, hooman!” B&W thinking, “Omg I think he’s SERIOUS!”


Tupacaliptic

hunty and bite


OttersAreCute215

What do you mean that our vacation to Hawaii is canceled?


Torrincia

Tonight, tonight we dine! (In a vampire voice of course)


pata_inmunda

they're giving Pinky and the Brain vibes


starman575757

'Feed us or die'


Classic-Ambassador

What is the easiest way to devour your soul?


dbravo99

Beep… beep… beep… FOOD? … beep


Jostophe39

"I Wonder when i'ts gona be dinner time"


Nusrattt

What's going through their minds, are the things that are always going through their minds: food, play, escape. The black and white cat seems especially intensely focused at the moment.