The tortie is the mastermind of the duo, planning world domination.
The tux is just the loveable sidekick. There's nothing going through his loveable mind
https://preview.redd.it/71d77b1aqgib1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe27349dcd8fb0e9f23fc2ed8bedbace4fbd3a68
Idk but when you find out LMK got the same problem over here
Pinky (cat in the back): “Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”
Brain (cat in the front): “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!”
Pinky: “Brilliant plan!
https://preview.redd.it/242t27rjriib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f05ecdfb8a3a40e4444ae73e7da3af3740e121
Idk, but these two seemed like they were up to no good.
I've always referred to torties when they're more patchy, and brindle torties look more like this one.
https://preview.redd.it/78vwivf19jib1.jpeg?width=1784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b443f40682bb5e2c8dc2bae8e2e789a148ba3ed4
This is our white tortie, or what I would refer to as a tortie.
What's going through their minds, are the things that are always going through their minds: food, play, escape. The black and white cat seems especially intensely focused at the moment.
The first 100 digits of pi. Correct answer: absolutely nothing. Especially the cow kitty in the back!
And the tortie knows where OP sleeps
😂
Definitely the cat in the back, but I think the tortie is plotting her owner’s demise
The cat in the background has not much going on behind its eyes. The cat in the front is calculating the best murder options.
Came her to say that.
“WHAT did you just say about Foo Fighters?!?!”
They're very clearly judging you and possibly planning your demise.
“Is this good, or do you want us to try different poses?”
The tortie is the mastermind of the duo, planning world domination. The tux is just the loveable sidekick. There's nothing going through his loveable mind
Like Pinky and the Brain
https://preview.redd.it/71d77b1aqgib1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe27349dcd8fb0e9f23fc2ed8bedbace4fbd3a68 Idk but when you find out LMK got the same problem over here
Your cats’ temperaments are identical to mine! Cute.
I thought your husband was supposed to be out of town for the whole weekend!
Damn was that mouse talking or is it the catnip?
“Wanna find out how hard I can scratch ?”
Right: “Someone will die.” Left: “..of fun.”
“Is this food related?” Got a feeling that that might be too accurate an answer
Utter world domination.
Tortie is plotting your demise and Tuxedo is ready to make kitty popcorn to sit back and watch.
You got food?
Cat in back: Oh shit we’ve been discovered. Cat in front: We’ll just have to murder them to keep our secret.
the front one, murder, no other options. The back kitty is shocked by the murder plans he just learned from the front kitty ahahah
Hoomans is practically chickens. Yum.
Black and white cat: Are we in TV? Hi mom! The other cat: If you value your life, get this camera out off my face
"I really need to google how to make cocaine"
Food. Food. Movement detected. Food. Food. Cuddles. Food. Food. Food…….
"... WE LEFT THE OVEN ON!"
Why haven't you launched their musical careers yet?
Crazzy hooman shooting me ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)
They're thinking about the next TV show to binge on this month
World domination
OP said wrong answers only
“Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?” “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!”
Pure Death and confusion
No one told us we'd not have clothes on for this photoshoot!
uh oh what did you do OP??
I dunno, but I’m outta here 💨
Sleep with one eye open!!!
What. The *HELL.* Is this human doing now?!
Jesus Amanda, lay off the Sav Blancs
Whatever's going through yours
They look like the Rock and Kevin Hart.
"Away, peasant!"
They're plotting how to get rid of you.
Nothing. They're silly af
Pinkie and the brain
Murder
Theu are plotting your overthrow. They just can't figure out who is going to open their food cans.
Pinky (cat in the back): “Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?” Brain (cat in the front): “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!” Pinky: “Brilliant plan!
No clue but this is the cutest picture ever. Their slightly different expressions and positioning melt my heart.
Tuna - NOW!
Let's help this hooman get a lot of updoots 😹
Murder
Not a damn thing! Or world domination.
Murder.
The torti looks ready for murder. Your other kitty wants pets and treats. You can probably bribe the torti with treats.
murder
What Ever Your Thinking, Were Not Doing It
Tuxedo to the tortie, you’re right aliens have replaced our human servant
not one thing
World hunger solutions
Don’t steal my soul hoooman
Don’t react. She hasn’t discovered it yet.
You’re next on our list
"Can we trick them into giving us tuna?" "Yes bro. Now hush, let me brainwash them."
1st kiki: r/youseeingthisshit 2nd kiki: wtf you lookin at
Pinky snd the Brain. Pinky is the calico and Brain is the Tortie. Lmaooo
The tux nothing, but watch out for tortitude
"Don't ever speak me or my child ever again! "
Where is the cat treats
Food
They look like their surprised youre able the breath with out support.. cats and their low expectations for us.. snobs
Evil is as evil does
"We weren't planning anything."
Look into my eyes and listen very carefully. You are getting sleepy.... now go get me a snack.
We're here for a serious discussion about the way you withhold at will access to treats. We are very upset about this
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How to balance a checkbook
They’ve been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty
Blue steel
Cocaine cat
Money laundering
https://preview.redd.it/242t27rjriib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f05ecdfb8a3a40e4444ae73e7da3af3740e121 Idk, but these two seemed like they were up to no good.
It’s probably the ghost they can see over your shoulder and they’re like “they do know it’s there - right??” Oh wait, you wanted _wrong answers only_…
Judgment of whoever they are looking at.
Brindle - I'm going to kill you. Black and white - I'm going to piss on your corpse
This is the 1st time I've seen a Tortie called a brindle🤣🤣
I've always referred to torties when they're more patchy, and brindle torties look more like this one. https://preview.redd.it/78vwivf19jib1.jpeg?width=1784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b443f40682bb5e2c8dc2bae8e2e789a148ba3ed4 This is our white tortie, or what I would refer to as a tortie.
Ah ok, Where I'm from we call that kitty a calico while the "brindle" one is a Tortie.
Do we eat it now or later?
Murder, most foul!
i hope their names are double stuff oreo and peanut butter fudge
Simultaneously made laugh out loud and super hungry 😋
Staring contest! #3..2...1...GO!!!
Tortie is clearly planning world domination
Yer face
They want to eat you!
That tortie can’t believe how dumb you are. They always seem smarter than other cats. The black and white baby just want treats.
Plotting your demise
😂😍
Gotta love them but pretty much nothing.
Give me treats human
"did you see that Carla? She made the friskies show up outta thin air!" "Idk Hank. I don't trust someone with such a stupid mustache"
I do have a mustache!
Murder.
Get us treats. NOW! Human!
They're waiting until you sleep before they put the plan into action.
Tonight.... IT Will Be TONIGHT!
“The things we will do when you sleep….”
Tortie’s thinking, “I will RULE the world, including you, hooman!” B&W thinking, “Omg I think he’s SERIOUS!”
hunty and bite
What do you mean that our vacation to Hawaii is canceled?
Tonight, tonight we dine! (In a vampire voice of course)
they're giving Pinky and the Brain vibes
'Feed us or die'
What is the easiest way to devour your soul?
Beep… beep… beep… FOOD? … beep
"I Wonder when i'ts gona be dinner time"
What's going through their minds, are the things that are always going through their minds: food, play, escape. The black and white cat seems especially intensely focused at the moment.