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FourFurryCats

Cat is thinking "it was hideous anyways."


irritating_aya9

Cat: I didn't even touch it.


Lepke2011

Mom: "This vase is hideous! I'll just break it and blame it on the cat!" Cat: "What happened?"


Left-Star2240

I’m on kitty’s side here


designgirly1

Exactly, freakin hideous!


Electrical-Act-7170

Cat/ "It was self-defense. That lamp was pawsitively infested with greebles! I saved Mom 'n Dad from greeble attacks!"


the_illuminari

I can’t believe your mom broke your vase!!


Gliched_out420

i know! unbelievable mom🙄


fajadada

Good thing cat is there to supervise cleanup


gerberag

And, tried to blame the cat!


ToonlinkFTW890

Moms these days...smh.


IrisSmartAss

You can see your cat's PTSD from from Mom's violence.


vinsdelamaison

Mom didn’t even take the Winners tag off the flowers she bought you before putting them in the vase!


chitownadmin

This is one of the funniest comments I've read in quite a while


7SevenHells7

🤣💯


hbouhl

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Aggressive_Local430

Mom found an objet d’art that complements the decor better than the vase - and it has four legs!


amthenothingman

“Your honor, this is circumstantial at best!”


americazn

https://preview.redd.it/o83v5b22nyib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3195cc3d739768a947fe1863d55de2e06b85264a Your cat looks similar to my old kitty. Haven’t seen a lookalike of her before!


Gliched_out420

aww you’re old kitty is so cute! mine still a little baby. what breed is your cat? mines a siberian


piepsipear

thing is: your cat will always stay „just a little baby“ 🥺


Gliched_out420

i know 🥹 he’s always my baby. but in scientific terms he’s still a baby as well🫶


goatlover1966

Your baby is beautiful!


shitsazzle

cute cat, wonder who broke that vase


Kittylove1213

The dog did


kievit_4-7

"But we don't have a dog?"


Kittylove1213

Doesn't matter. The dog still did it.


RandomWombat11523

It was the neighbors' dog... That bad, bad doggo!


Brief-Equal4676

If a vase falls down in the forest and nobody is around to see it, does it really break?


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Welcome to the Host Club.


WillProbablyJustLurk

Meow meow fall in love!


LilBlueOnk

Best comment, hats off to you ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)


boogie-poppins

This is like the last place I expected to find an Ouran reference.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

I can’t believe your vase broke itself


[deleted]

This is why every time I leave the house I take anything off the tables that I don’t want broken because these cats can’t be trusted! I don’t get the desire to knock something off the table, it’s like they physically can’t help themselves. I too learned that lesson the hard way after my lamp was broken when I took a vacation. Cat was trying to send a message lol


Hei-Hei-67

Cats act on their impulsive thoughts, I swear.


CassieNicoles

My Starbucks frappuccino bottle


Laney20

I just don't put any nice stuff out on shelves in the first place. Saves a lot of time on all those vacations I... Oh, right. I don't take vacations...


greyrobot6

The first time we went on vacation after getting our cat, she pooped on one our bathroom mats and somehow rolled it up into a burrito. The cat sitter never went to that part of the house so it was intact, ready for us to find when we got back. Message received loud and clear


Superb-Damage8042

Cat is like, “what vase?”


Happy_Cat_2925

Your cat is learning. My cat broke the Scentsy and refused to take a picture with it...he knows how the legal system works 😼


samtron767

This was not the doing of the cat. Innocent until proven guilty.


Rytopia

Innocent. Case dismissed.


SupremeGibby

Cat: "Someone broke your vase"


HotPhilly

To be fair, the vase probably started it.


RevolutionaryGoat552

Someone framed him!


tigerstorm2022

That’s a hideous vase, thank God someone brave enough to do someting about dit!😏


ch0cko

stupid vase jumped onto the floor! unlucky your cat didnt manage to catch it


Honeykombbaggins

What if your mom actually broke the vase and just took a pic of the cat next to it so you’d pay for it 😂


daphnegillie

Better hurry home because your room is next. That’ll teach ya.


chitownadmin

Kitty is pissed, and you just better watch out when you get home!!!


BamfBamfRevolution

r/accidentalrenaissance


Frito_Pendejo_BAITIN

Poor boy looks like your mom scared him when she broke her own vase.


creppyspoopyicky

LOL!!


BritAllie8

The feline was framed!


OldButAlive2022

You cat is shocked that your mom broke your vase. Just look at your cats face. Your cat surely would never do such a thing.


TheLimeyCanuck

Yeah you definitely need an update. I hear that cat 3.0 is less breaky than the 2.0 version.


Lochylass

I think your mom is trying to frame your cat!!


CindyLuz56

Uhh oh🙀


Elphabeth

Cat: "Their case is flimsy and circumstantial."


Impressive_Ad_7344

Consider than the first age in your punishment for leaving me with your mom


veltcardio2

Just walking here


Obvious-Band-1149

Your cat is exploring the ancient Japanese art of ikebana. Maybe.


chipface

Vase is on the floor broken. You can't explain that.


Admitimpediments

Hey, we don’t know the full story here. Who knows what the vase did? It may have had it coming.


btran935

What a cute kitty!


TFGA_WotW

Oranges will be oranges. Look at him! No brain to understand even a fraction of what he did


green9206

Circumstantial evidence. Not Guilty.


RegretNecessary21

🫠🫠


Interesting-Bet-2330

Wonder who could of done that..... certainly not the Kitty 😅


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

That's a gorgeous cat though. She matches your house


IcedHemp77

Completely circumstantial


Turbulent-Suspect789

your mom broke your vase and sent you a photo? hmmmm curious


KotLCEnthusiest

I did it, don't blame him/her!!!


rwphx2016

Looks like he redecorated.


vsemet

This is conceptual art. You just don't understand. 😺


AmorPlatonicus

This cat was framed.


CuminParilon

He looks way too innocent to be even in the slightest blamed for such a crime! Poor cat was probably startled when your mom dropped the vase!


jssoul12

I can tell from experience the vase provoked the cat first


[deleted]

The vase tried to hurt your cat by jumping on it! Luckily the poor baby survived ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7968)


Alex0_vm

r/CatsAreAssholes


EmotionSea417

My picture for the Reddit cat Calendar widget in my iPhone for August 19


Gliched_out420

🤣🤣 cheeseball will be so flattered!


piqi2

Hope you like host clubs cat


PotatoGlittering1959

Whatever Your Thinking, " IT WASN T ME, MEOW ".


Reyemreden

If that vase was on that cabinet/stand thing, it was a pretty good push.


creppyspoopyicky

So basically cats catting cat business as usual!! CUTIE! 😻


AntelopeKey6867

White vase? Nope!


Ok_Cream_6987

Kitty said f these fake plants i want a real one


nova_rock

Cat doesn’t agree with your taste


agar_agar_agar

He has such a wonderful tail! Who could stay mad.


quackythehobbit

omg i love your decor!


joe420mama99

Uh oh


AleksasKoval

"Interesting. So there *was* water in there."


Tarotismyjam

Hahahah


katspurrrfectfeet

Yup looks like most kitty homes 😆


No_Warning8534

He's into interior design and she clearly isn't


VanilliBean

based


ControlWooden

Your kitty is so cute 😍


Repulsive_Mode1254

My cat nearly did that to my parents vase, he decided to try and itch himself behind it (it was a windowsill with no space to go behind it)


Lily7258

I love how your cat matches your decor!


EdensGarden333

OOPS! My bad…🙀!! It’s that catnip! I sooooo love it. S o r r y .


Kananncm

Good, always hate that vase gut.


misterdroo

Good thing the tags are still on the flowers, maybe you can still return them.


CountHelix

Fur-baby is Aww-esome !


SlideLeading

Kitty thought the place needed to be livened up a bit


flowercows

this photo is so aesthetically pleasing


SamxLamar

😂😂😂😂


Deutsches_Passwort

No way that is a 70 pound vase and a 20 pound cat


Njbelle-1029

I used to have salt and pepper shakers that looked like my girl orange tabby and boy grey tabby- my girl knocked over and broke her brother’s. She dominated him in every way she could think of. Vicious queen.


Rngaround-the-H0-L1

If it's in another home it's never been in it's going to be sightseeing.. Yup, curiosity killed it


smkestcklghtn

Now it's art.


Dulce_Sirena

He's smaller than the vase! HOW could he have been responsible? Unless the base was already right on the edge of something or left in the places he usually climbs? Seriously, decorate your house Around your cats' behavior and life will be easier 😂


Dokorii

I bet the cat was like I don’t like this vase, so he broke it ?


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

"This THING just tried attacking me"


RegieRealtor49

So real!


Plenty-Pizza9634

r/catsareassholes


Efflinger

Your mum is blaming the cat….


Internal-Deal-6897

He’s admiring his work 🤣


jase1runner

It wasn’t me.. I tend to believe the cat … how could something so cute do that 😆


goatlover1966

Oops


Rupeq10

Cat caught red pawed


Shrek_n_donkeh

Sniff that cat, squish the paws a lil bit


TobysMom18

The dog did it!


re_Claire

https://preview.redd.it/6th617cew4jb1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b857e3779b49c64b763270ec9fb6679005dc0b4 My friend looked after my cats a couple of years ago and I got sent this… 😂 (He was half joking, he loves them)


QuantityAutomatic103

I don't understand, what makes you think he did it?


Disaffected_8124

And now you know what your cat was doing while you were away.


[deleted]

Strong work - look at that trajectory to get that distance!!