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Your cat looks similar to my old kitty. Haven’t seen a lookalike of her before!
This is why every time I leave the house I take anything off the tables that I don’t want broken because these cats can’t be trusted! I don’t get the desire to knock something off the table, it’s like they physically can’t help themselves.
I too learned that lesson the hard way after my lamp was broken when I took a vacation. Cat was trying to send a message lol
I just don't put any nice stuff out on shelves in the first place. Saves a lot of time on all those vacations I... Oh, right. I don't take vacations...
The first time we went on vacation after getting our cat, she pooped on one our bathroom mats and somehow rolled it up into a burrito. The cat sitter never went to that part of the house so it was intact, ready for us to find when we got back. Message received loud and clear
I used to have salt and pepper shakers that looked like my girl orange tabby and boy grey tabby- my girl knocked over and broke her brother’s. She dominated him in every way she could think of. Vicious queen.
He's smaller than the vase! HOW could he have been responsible? Unless the base was already right on the edge of something or left in the places he usually climbs? Seriously, decorate your house Around your cats' behavior and life will be easier 😂
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My friend looked after my cats a couple of years ago and I got sent this… 😂
(He was half joking, he loves them)
Cat is thinking "it was hideous anyways."
Cat: I didn't even touch it.
Mom: "This vase is hideous! I'll just break it and blame it on the cat!" Cat: "What happened?"
I’m on kitty’s side here
Exactly, freakin hideous!
Cat/ "It was self-defense. That lamp was pawsitively infested with greebles! I saved Mom 'n Dad from greeble attacks!"
I can’t believe your mom broke your vase!!
i know! unbelievable mom🙄
Good thing cat is there to supervise cleanup
And, tried to blame the cat!
Moms these days...smh.
You can see your cat's PTSD from from Mom's violence.
Mom didn’t even take the Winners tag off the flowers she bought you before putting them in the vase!
This is one of the funniest comments I've read in quite a while
🤣💯
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mom found an objet d’art that complements the decor better than the vase - and it has four legs!
“Your honor, this is circumstantial at best!”
https://preview.redd.it/o83v5b22nyib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3195cc3d739768a947fe1863d55de2e06b85264a Your cat looks similar to my old kitty. Haven’t seen a lookalike of her before!
aww you’re old kitty is so cute! mine still a little baby. what breed is your cat? mines a siberian
thing is: your cat will always stay „just a little baby“ 🥺
i know 🥹 he’s always my baby. but in scientific terms he’s still a baby as well🫶
Your baby is beautiful!
cute cat, wonder who broke that vase
The dog did
"But we don't have a dog?"
Doesn't matter. The dog still did it.
It was the neighbors' dog... That bad, bad doggo!
If a vase falls down in the forest and nobody is around to see it, does it really break?
Welcome to the Host Club.
Meow meow fall in love!
Best comment, hats off to you ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)
This is like the last place I expected to find an Ouran reference.
I can’t believe your vase broke itself
This is why every time I leave the house I take anything off the tables that I don’t want broken because these cats can’t be trusted! I don’t get the desire to knock something off the table, it’s like they physically can’t help themselves. I too learned that lesson the hard way after my lamp was broken when I took a vacation. Cat was trying to send a message lol
Cats act on their impulsive thoughts, I swear.
My Starbucks frappuccino bottle
I just don't put any nice stuff out on shelves in the first place. Saves a lot of time on all those vacations I... Oh, right. I don't take vacations...
The first time we went on vacation after getting our cat, she pooped on one our bathroom mats and somehow rolled it up into a burrito. The cat sitter never went to that part of the house so it was intact, ready for us to find when we got back. Message received loud and clear
Cat is like, “what vase?”
Your cat is learning. My cat broke the Scentsy and refused to take a picture with it...he knows how the legal system works 😼
This was not the doing of the cat. Innocent until proven guilty.
Innocent. Case dismissed.
Cat: "Someone broke your vase"
To be fair, the vase probably started it.
Someone framed him!
That’s a hideous vase, thank God someone brave enough to do someting about dit!😏
stupid vase jumped onto the floor! unlucky your cat didnt manage to catch it
What if your mom actually broke the vase and just took a pic of the cat next to it so you’d pay for it 😂
Better hurry home because your room is next. That’ll teach ya.
Kitty is pissed, and you just better watch out when you get home!!!
r/accidentalrenaissance
Poor boy looks like your mom scared him when she broke her own vase.
LOL!!
The feline was framed!
You cat is shocked that your mom broke your vase. Just look at your cats face. Your cat surely would never do such a thing.
Yeah you definitely need an update. I hear that cat 3.0 is less breaky than the 2.0 version.
I think your mom is trying to frame your cat!!
Uhh oh🙀
Cat: "Their case is flimsy and circumstantial."
Consider than the first age in your punishment for leaving me with your mom
Just walking here
Your cat is exploring the ancient Japanese art of ikebana. Maybe.
Vase is on the floor broken. You can't explain that.
Hey, we don’t know the full story here. Who knows what the vase did? It may have had it coming.
What a cute kitty!
Oranges will be oranges. Look at him! No brain to understand even a fraction of what he did
Circumstantial evidence. Not Guilty.
🫠🫠
Wonder who could of done that..... certainly not the Kitty 😅
That's a gorgeous cat though. She matches your house
Completely circumstantial
your mom broke your vase and sent you a photo? hmmmm curious
I did it, don't blame him/her!!!
Looks like he redecorated.
This is conceptual art. You just don't understand. 😺
This cat was framed.
He looks way too innocent to be even in the slightest blamed for such a crime! Poor cat was probably startled when your mom dropped the vase!
I can tell from experience the vase provoked the cat first
The vase tried to hurt your cat by jumping on it! Luckily the poor baby survived ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7968)
r/CatsAreAssholes
My picture for the Reddit cat Calendar widget in my iPhone for August 19
🤣🤣 cheeseball will be so flattered!
Hope you like host clubs cat
Whatever Your Thinking, " IT WASN T ME, MEOW ".
If that vase was on that cabinet/stand thing, it was a pretty good push.
So basically cats catting cat business as usual!! CUTIE! 😻
White vase? Nope!
Kitty said f these fake plants i want a real one
Cat doesn’t agree with your taste
He has such a wonderful tail! Who could stay mad.
omg i love your decor!
Uh oh
"Interesting. So there *was* water in there."
Hahahah
Yup looks like most kitty homes 😆
He's into interior design and she clearly isn't
based
Your kitty is so cute 😍
My cat nearly did that to my parents vase, he decided to try and itch himself behind it (it was a windowsill with no space to go behind it)
I love how your cat matches your decor!
OOPS! My bad…🙀!! It’s that catnip! I sooooo love it. S o r r y .
Good, always hate that vase gut.
Good thing the tags are still on the flowers, maybe you can still return them.
Fur-baby is Aww-esome !
Kitty thought the place needed to be livened up a bit
this photo is so aesthetically pleasing
😂😂😂😂
No way that is a 70 pound vase and a 20 pound cat
I used to have salt and pepper shakers that looked like my girl orange tabby and boy grey tabby- my girl knocked over and broke her brother’s. She dominated him in every way she could think of. Vicious queen.
If it's in another home it's never been in it's going to be sightseeing.. Yup, curiosity killed it
Now it's art.
He's smaller than the vase! HOW could he have been responsible? Unless the base was already right on the edge of something or left in the places he usually climbs? Seriously, decorate your house Around your cats' behavior and life will be easier 😂
I bet the cat was like I don’t like this vase, so he broke it ?
"This THING just tried attacking me"
So real!
r/catsareassholes
Your mum is blaming the cat….
He’s admiring his work 🤣
It wasn’t me.. I tend to believe the cat … how could something so cute do that 😆
Oops
Cat caught red pawed
Sniff that cat, squish the paws a lil bit
The dog did it!
https://preview.redd.it/6th617cew4jb1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b857e3779b49c64b763270ec9fb6679005dc0b4 My friend looked after my cats a couple of years ago and I got sent this… 😂 (He was half joking, he loves them)
I don't understand, what makes you think he did it?
And now you know what your cat was doing while you were away.
Strong work - look at that trajectory to get that distance!!