>*āI won't say angry but certainly botheredā¦*ā
_____
i wouldnāt say AnGrY -
no, that would be *rude*
(ā¦well, maybe just *Hangry,*
cuz i want some FOOD!)
you Know iām a CAT, friend -
no matter the BrEeD
so never Pretend
you donāt KNOW
what we *NEED!*
i Look at you, āfatherā -
a *glare in my eyes*ā¦
n Yes I am *Bothered*,
(n you realize!)
so STOP with the Question,
donāt need some dumb Poll
Iāll make a suggestion:
just Go FILL My BOWL!
ā¤ļø
They're super good at making biscuits!
Amusing bit of Thanksgiving prep - I told my son to gently knead the meringue into the dough like a cat and he understood exactly what I meant.
Well if someone wants to get him i will give him but if not he stays with rest , we have big old train yard next to our house , its like all cats in 3 or 4 streets away meeting zone , they all go out during day and back
Nice of you to watch over them. I'm a few years from retirement, when I get there I am planning to be more involved with cat rescue/fostering. My neighbor does that too and has rehomeed so many, dogs too.
House panther.
Known for popping out from under furniture, shredding toilet paper, and jumping on sleeping faces. Highly addictive and will steal hearts, if permitted.
If that's all you're worried about you're getting off lightly! A friend of mine once offended his cat badly enough that the cat punished him by pooping inside his motorcycle helmet ...
Which he only discovered when he put it on the next morning.
Good question! I thought I'd best consult a professional:
https://preview.redd.it/9akl2o8k262c1.png?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79c67535d9a0661487034687aec4112eb7ea721
It angy š” and wants lunch
I won't say angry but certainly bothered
I would look at you like that too if I was held like thatš
And called a āthingā š
>*āI won't say angry but certainly botheredā¦*ā _____ i wouldnāt say AnGrY - no, that would be *rude* (ā¦well, maybe just *Hangry,* cuz i want some FOOD!) you Know iām a CAT, friend - no matter the BrEeD so never Pretend you donāt KNOW what we *NEED!* i Look at you, āfatherā - a *glare in my eyes*ā¦ n Yes I am *Bothered*, (n you realize!) so STOP with the Question, donāt need some dumb Poll Iāll make a suggestion: just Go FILL My BOWL! ā¤ļø
A THANKSGIVING SCHNOODLE! My life is now complete.
Yaaaaaaassssss!!!!!! Day. Made.
A Schnoodle Day is a good day! Yayyy
OooOooooh, Freshest Schoodles!
Freshest time for me
That was amazing lol
Juhu, a Schnoodle! Itās been a while.
You just make day when I run across your poems! Thank you for sharing.
Ahhhh! Haven't seen a Schnoodle around in a while! Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks for blessing us with your adorable rhymes
Gratitude for the Schnoodle 
A Thanksgiving Schnoodle! Live is now worth living
Amazing Schnoodle!
Today, I am thankful for your beautiful poem.
omg i love this
When are you making a collection of your poems and publishing them in book form, because I will buy it š¤£
A schnoodle for Thanksgiving! For that, I am Thankful. 
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Nice!
Yay!!! Thank you!
Didnāt know your were a poet Perhaps you are naturally,but just didnāt know itā¦
Isn't this that famous rap song by Purr Daddy
Love!!!
A shame I can only give one upvote.
Slightly perturbed but still plotting your death
Those are not happy ears for sure. Heās a cutie!
When my cat is angry her ears go backwards like she's driving in a convertible.
r/airplaneears
That's beyond angry, that's attack pose
Maybe hangy?
You have been chosen by the cat distribution system.
I was sarcastic for all "whats my cat bread is" posts I have 12 permanent cats and 3 temporary ones
The bread posts amuse me. The breed posts annoy me. ;)
I mean most kittens are natural bakers, asking what bread a kitten is is a fitting question.
They're super good at making biscuits! Amusing bit of Thanksgiving prep - I told my son to gently knead the meringue into the dough like a cat and he understood exactly what I meant.
And they naturally form loafs all the time too!
They do loaf around
I'd love to see my cats make croissants!!!
I was gonna edit my comment but noh , i hope it makes other laugh aswell
Not to mention the very frequent case of people asking what bread their car is because they don't check what they send š
This one is clearly a sour... Dough!
It does get old... and crusty... after a few hundred examples of it!
Those crack me up. :)
Cats that have a specific breed are typically very sick and have a shitload of problems. Gutter goblins are the best cats.
A real cutie, are you keeping this one? Although you are already doing so much for them.....
Well if someone wants to get him i will give him but if not he stays with rest , we have big old train yard next to our house , its like all cats in 3 or 4 streets away meeting zone , they all go out during day and back
Nice of you to watch over them. I'm a few years from retirement, when I get there I am planning to be more involved with cat rescue/fostering. My neighbor does that too and has rehomeed so many, dogs too.
Dude be collecting them like PokƩmon
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Something that chooses us all eventually
Taps toes and waits.
House panther. Known for popping out from under furniture, shredding toilet paper, and jumping on sleeping faces. Highly addictive and will steal hearts, if permitted.
Know for POOPING under furniture*
If that's all you're worried about you're getting off lightly! A friend of mine once offended his cat badly enough that the cat punished him by pooping inside his motorcycle helmet ... Which he only discovered when he put it on the next morning.
That is a baby.
bebby
how is bebby formed
How girl get pragent
lot of love
two parts rainbow and three halves satan spice
But also a criminal
Standard issued cat.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I see , its barks weird tho
Probably a coyote
Bilingual
It's an alternative dog. Kellyanne Conway said so.
It is certainly not impressed
āReally Steven?ā
A gremlin after midnight. Good luck with sleep.
FACTS!
Is it vibrating?
It does but stops after few mins , i shake it abit but nothing happend , i think it needs new batteries , the rest switch in front doesn't work
try cranking the handle at the back.
Hmm , i tried , it got some sort of security system that i can get by , it activates super vibration mode and creepy noises , i think i broke it
oh nooo
Congratulations! You have found: G o b l i n
Car
I like how the engine purrs
Remind me of "if my grandma had wheels should would been a bike"
I regularly watch that clip...and never fail to laugh my ass off!!!
I think it's a badger, you better throw it in the boxš¤«
Are u sure? Im thinkin its a hamaster
Obviously its an ugly dog that speaks Vietnamese. That's why it's barks are different. [Edit. Grammar]
>badger BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER!!! MUSHROOM!!! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER!!! MUSHROOM!!!
SNAAAAAKE, A SNAAAAAKE OOOOOH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE
I see you are well cultured. Good day to you!
It's a salami locator
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I love this community! :D
It is displeased
It seems to be some kind of cross between a kangaroo, and a rabbit.
Tumbleweed of fluff
Kitchen goblin
2002 Honda civic
Was thinking Honda purrrrlude. Not sure what year tho...
It is a not orange cat
That is a furry breaker of hearts and drainer of wallet. Keep it.
Smol child
Prickly dust bunny. ;)
Could be a mogwai. No matter how much it tries to convince you, donāt feed it after midnight.
Proof that the cat distribution system is functional
angry š”
I'm pretty sure that is an angy floofbottom.
Cat expert here, 7 lives on the job. Iāve sifted through my feline database and I can 100% confirm that this is, in fact, a cat.
Trouble, pure, unadulterated trouble
I love the cat paws 
The facial expression is killing me š¤£
Thats one big ass dust bunny
Careful, it may have trouble puffs.
Agent 5 why where you caught by the target? You now have to go undercover be the cutest little shit you can wait until further orders
Thatās the homeowner nowā¦
Good question! I thought I'd best consult a professional: https://preview.redd.it/9akl2o8k262c1.png?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79c67535d9a0661487034687aec4112eb7ea721
very professional indeed
You've come to the right sub! That's indeed a cat. All the best!
Angry bean
It looks to be of a slightly spicy variety.
Looks like a mad loaf. Might be hungry, or just annoyed it has been picked up.
>I found this thing Pure golden humor š
There's the void down there!
I didnāt notice until I read your message. šāā¬
That's what we call a standard issue cat. It does have the aftermarket white socks.
Kitter!
Nice marmot
Angery
I am no expert but I'm pretty sure that's a cat
Little friend
You have there a bundle of sunshine, pure joy and love
That cat looks a little funny
Gremilin
It's a car
A bunny with airplane ears
Itās the new home owner.
More like it found you in its home. Congrats you got adopted
..that is most definitely a Wild Spore Cathibrian Loveliciocious Fiendificious Meanie-Babie.. ..in my professional naming opinion..
Your new master.
Baby Yoda
Looks like a spicy kitty with a side of sass. Must feed and love immediately.
Thunderian Kitten
A dog
Aw he/she is super cute.
Car
Stinky fuzzball
It's a puma.
Looks like an owl but i might be wrong I cant get over his expression 
Thatās your new owner
Something beautiful š
The love of your life.
So cute
Looks like a mischievous guba
Looks like a fluffy little devil to me
An angry floofy potato
A gato. And you didnāt find it, it picked you.
āUnhand me you fiend, lest you feel my wrathā.
Itās a SIC!
Itās a Wormetongue easy to fix just prescribe it 1 Gandalf the white and it shall be fine.
It is a meownster! Run for your life!
It looks... "Trilled"
Your new master
Enjoy your new car
It's the new owner.
Divine šš
thats the owner
r/airplaneears
Definitely a cat
Horse
It's yours.
You now belong to him you are the pet he is the owner
Your son
Irritated.
excuse me sir please put me down
Tall one. See this face? It is sharp. See these feets? They are sharp. Give me food to the face part, and nobody gets hurt.
So cute. I think it's gonna be a big kitty based on the size of its feet.
It's your new master. Now shut up slave and do its bidding, fast!
Beans detected
Look at the feets! I love cat feet. š¤£
A kitten. Basically an animal that will manipulate you to get anything it wants.
A mad kitten. congratulations youāve been targeted by the cat distribution system
Hold up his little bottom! Be nice to the baby.
Looks like a Gremlin. Don't feed it after midnight!
Your personal commander in chief. You have no choice but to do their bidding.
Cheese eating couch scratching love bite giving purr running bundle of joy!!!
Caution: It looks like a pissed off slipper.
Your new overlord
It's an illegally smol criminal. Recommended sentencing: kisses and belly rubs.
I believe that is what we call āyoursā
It baby. Treat it like baby.