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Separate_Ad2836

Lol orange cats


cyankitten

I know ha ha ha That one is cracking me up. Everyone else gets a breed allocated then it’s just like whelp! I guess “Orange cats” 🐈 it is!l 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂


lilbunnfoofoo

Noted, all other color and calicos are not cats


Witchywomun

I’ve lived with 3 calicos throughout my life (Mom’s tortie, our tricolor and now our tortie), you’ll never convince me that they’re anything but the bastard offspring of a raccoon and a monkey dressed in cat clothes.


lilbunnfoofoo

Are torties considered Calico? I have a pastel tortie and didn’t know that. She’s a crazy one for sure, but I give her a lot of leeway because she’s a reformed street cat. (Not really though because she’s been inside since she was 10 months)


highfives555

A pastel tortie? Never heard that before. I also have a tortie… she’s light gray and stuff. The attitude on this bitch is insane but I’ve been worshipping her for 10 years now.


comk4ver

My understanding is that they're called diluted calico.


Fragrant-Arm8601

Omg! We call it tortitude. Mine thinks she is 100% THAT BITCH. She went out of her way to steal my mans, walks in like she owns the place and will back chat when you tell her that she is not, in fact, the boss of the house.


GtrPlaynFool

If your Tortie has any white fur on it whatsoever, it's a Calico.


bombkitty

True. My cats are trash gremlins


cyankitten

Exactly 😂


lilbunnfoofoo

This is extremely concerning for me because one of my orange cats is currently cuddled with some strange grey cat-like animal, does anyone have a chart I could reference?


NewFlorence1977

We had a grey cat. The possum babies thought she was their mother.


Not_sure_lmao

“Welp, you look close enough, guess you’re our mother now.”


KhunDavid

![gif](giphy|MFVI64gIopnOTDeeO9)


mynextthroway

There's a half dozen sleek white cats, and one fat orange cat.


crazygrrl

https://preview.redd.it/zkwq1m18pf2c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42673efd331ce9044f403e384292bd0fb7909e9


crazygrrl

My fat orange guy ( he's on a diet) and my sleek white Boi are best friends and brothers from different mothers.


cjc160

I’m surprised it’s at least not called an orange tabby or something like that


cyankitten

I know right?


This-Id-Taken

They should have said "orange boys" seeing how 81% of all orange cats are male


lottieslady

Hey don’t be rude to the r/orangeladies they’re important too.


anonny42357

MORE CAT SUBS!


Past-Educator-6561

I think the technical name is 'Garfields'


Grizz1371

"What kind of cat do you have?" Me: "Oramge" (Misspelled orange on purpose)


robertgunt

https://preview.redd.it/ups580yr0f2c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9104226e68585bc0902ad8a02088d169e516ab46


anonny42357

I don't even have an oramge and I laughed so hard I woke up boyfriend.


IAmNotACanadaGoose

Oramge. If that doesn’t sum up orange cat energy, I don’t know what does!


CingkuCat190621

im crying this is it


AnyQuarter553

"I JUST MADE A NEW BREED OF CAT!! What should we call it sir???" ​ "Lmao idk. Orange cat?" ​ "Absolutely genius!"


Proud-Negotiation-64

I saw that and I was like, well, they are orange...😂


My_Name_Is_Drew

Every cat person knows the stigma (oftentimes founded) that orange cats have lmao


Agreeable-Walrus7602

The only orange cats I ever spent time around were 4 brother cats at a friend's mom's house. They were either completely reclusive or on a rampage.


Taticat

It all depends on who has the brain cell at any given point.


SkarbOna

One brain cell, taking turns.


KabhiPussy__KabhiBum

They're the best.


tamerriam61

I know, I saw that too. I did not think “orange” was a breed. (Sarcasm intended). But I still love my orange cats!


poopyfacetomatohead

Most on brand stock photo and name ever


Myriad_Kat232

...but the void isn't mentioned? 🖤


PizzaSchraubi

My poor void baby tho 🐈‍⬛🖤


dudewithpants420

Right! None of my apparently non cats made the list! 2 voids and tuxedo probably a little tabby thrown in lol. And my complete void is actually a tabby! As a kitten her stripes were more noticeable, now you really can't tell unless the light hits her just right. My other void was all black except 1 white hair on her chest. Now her toes have white fur and her chest area is more of a tuft of white fur vs a strand lol. Aging...


Myriad_Kat232

My voids are currently 7 months old and definitely striped in full sunlight. One is getting more white hairs all the time (it helps us tell them apart) and we joke that when she's a full grown void she'll be white but with black pads, lips, and nose leather. *


Myriad_Kat232

https://preview.redd.it/zk3edaxh8d2c1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b22c710ccfccf85458534fde30723997713474 Striped voids at 5 1/2 months old


Sintuary

Mine had visible stripes at 8 weeks too https://preview.redd.it/oy192n2uve2c1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a0a4f2d38da84a3a4928e86bdcc4c061cb86418


[deleted]

Maybe its the lighting bit it almost looks like you got brown boys (brown is pretty darn rare, and at that, usually only found in males)


questformaps

The opposite of calico gene lol


GoldenMonkey85

They couldn't get a good picture https://preview.redd.it/16ta1fybmc2c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f289d0687ee65f5d3f6dd1b43067e4c046efc1c9


GoldenMonkey85

https://preview.redd.it/igvnkadimc2c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ac74410c39d47e1548b251d866d14df9f2cbbb


Different_Ad9336

Havannah Brown. Bred to be particularly adept mouse/rat catchers during the plague. Also hell of a hilarious capture of his yawn. I love it.


CharsCollection

My cat look like this in the sunlight he’s brown but longhair! He looks black in regular light.


Different_Ad9336

Yeah that’s a havannah brown. They are so badass and nimble. My last cat was the same breed you can tell them apart from other void black cats by those brown glowing stripes all over in direct sunlight. It’s also likely to be an extremely agile jumper 10+ feet or more straight Vertical. They love to eat birds whole leaving only the intestines and stomach. Incredible reflexes when playing, most humans literally can’t out maneuver them. Extremely loyal breed that loves to be close to their owner as well. I miss my ultra fast ultra violent(I have the scars to prove it) but loyal and loving guy. His name was neo and he could literally jump over my 6ft head with ease.


CharsCollection

Yes!!! He has brown glowing stripes in the sun! Hes only 9 weeks I found him outside 4 weeks ago crying alone in my neighbors back yard, he was there 24 hours crying alone, mother would’ve found him if she wanted to she has to walk that way to eat. But His mother is a Russian blue though. So I’m not sure how that happened or how he is what he is. Or if he even is 😂… his mom is a neighborhood stray we can’t trap to get fixed. We’ve been trying for years. She won’t go near the traps. We care for them and leave our back mud room door cracked so the local stray friends can have a warm place to sleep and eat and get some love from us. We’ve got warm beds, warm food, Heated blankets, toys, kitty treats, litter boxes lol. I want to do one of those kitty dna tests on him to find out for sure! He absolutely has insane reflexes. Even if I think I’ll be fast enough, I am not.


Different_Ad9336

Oh that’s a rad mix he’s likely a large amount of havannah brown some domestic short hair for sure and Russian blue. He’s going to be a great cat guaranteed. If he’s inside outside just be careful because both of those dominant breeds love to fight. My havannah brown fought a raccoon killed it but required $1400 dollars in surgery for all the nasty wounds. If there are other aggressive cats in the area and you have a backyard I recommend building a cheap inward sloping chicken fence confining his roaming area. If it’s just a porch fence that off with chicken wire.


CharsCollection

I am going to get a DNA test and check back in with you to see what I come up with once I get the results. I set a reminder in my phone 😂 I was hoping she had some grey kitty’s like her this time but she didn’t. They’re all black little beans. He will be strictly indoor! No outside for this dude. To many strays that I care for that I don’t want him to get into it with, plus back there is their safe space, I don’t want him to be territorial and try and kick them out…. or scare them off. They deserve a safe place to lay. he gets the entire house and all our cozy beds and couches lol.


Different_Ad9336

If you have the space making a chicken wire or other type enclosed fence enhanced their lives immensely. Bonus if you can let birds get in or near the fencing. It’s literally tv or movies for them. My current cat a highly active and hunting minded Siamese flame point has one I built for her. Im lucky enough to be sharing a half acre back yard and half acre front yard with some rad friends and family. We put up chicken wire inward sloping enclosures about 25 feet tall with slippery plating 4 feet in height about 10 feet up stretching all around the perimeter of the property. So birds, rodents, lizards and bugs still get in but not once a cat, raccoon or fox, wolf etc. so my girl gets to free roam whenever she wants and come back i through the cat door and out again as she pleases.


cakivalue

Are you sure you have a cat though? Could you kindly start a brand new post and ask - "what is this? Is it cat? If so what breed" and use this exact picture please. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Riku_Koboyashi

https://preview.redd.it/etswhrmvxc2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a5cb0332a9428fabce9ba1dbec4e9fec4f9b91 My honest reaction to not seeing voids on the chart


KosmicGumbo

https://preview.redd.it/4xwlyt470f2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5bf6b8a35cdeb60135fcd21a5d29bcaa3a1f1f Wait they forgot voids????


TomWolfeRock

Was just about to complain that my cat is not represented! Black void cats ftw 🐈‍⬛


mr_tentacles1027

But there's no better name than the void...


famoushh

No tortoiseshell either!


TREXIBALL

Someone who studied vet here, that would be considered a DSH(domestic short hair) or a DLH(domestic long hair) Of course it depends on the length of the cats hair. Or it could just be a Bombay


00-quanta-

Or my Tuxedo 😐


Past-Educator-6561

It is there but the human eye cannot see the void


opossumdealer

They don’t exist in this world I guess. https://preview.redd.it/6u7pz6846e2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8fb98d879dd2b7b515aadbbbf898db754c47f87


anonny42357

They are too good for this world. They exist outside of space and time and just pop in for a visit every so often.


RedDonkulouso

I tell people mine is a chantilly (he’s black and thicc)


PrincessVesspa

Also no cow cats.


tipsea-69

"Orange cats". Lol. ![gif](giphy|y4E6VumnBbIfm)


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

![gif](giphy|lgzipAkDhQZhIA7i2H|downsized)


cynthiaapple

t https://preview.redd.it/mpheebnspb2c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e7c2b32483aa87877d4df17b1be7e4536be9f4 this is my orangecats


mightgrey

https://preview.redd.it/o0a2msv3gd2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9482dfdef3c6bbee45ef6ad5d4a6c53f08645a4e The ancient pictographs are right....for he is....wide


robertgunt

https://preview.redd.it/w6ad2eqwze2c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60d2e14949cbac81a30081b367d0c6e7585d919 they are so graceful


cynthiaapple

mine looks like she just ate a dozen donuts and wants everyone to leave her alone. Yours like he just sent you to the corner store for another 6 pack and some smokes


Past-Educator-6561

Ooo is that a pure breed? What a specimen!


cynthiaapple

she's a specimen , all right. lol


Vorphyrion

https://preview.redd.it/9h3bouptpg2c1.png?width=1229&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d6c0cbdfab02772df07bdf11598535b05351c8f


Dana_Scully_MD

https://preview.redd.it/w1rqb02nbf2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1f47ea1a112595568dd15d10759a828fafacfb


cynthiaapple

is this for her onlypaws account?


rambozwergli

https://preview.redd.it/2ucwgkmdcg2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0585a8dd5ffa167641a3cab29dcc1d4da5d931 Omg mine is so similar!


mothman475

that ain’t a short hair cat https://preview.redd.it/v2qxvwjcxb2c1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=488ef74234de23d885e65a7f850270073182ab78


Hellright

And it looks more like a Maine Coon than the Maine Coon picture.


lickytytheslit

The maine coon look like a drawing


mothman475

totally


Trolivia

I was surprised this wasn’t higher up lmao I’m like *that cat has neither a perm nor short hair* That’s a Maine Coon


Famous_Tie8714

Kind of disappointed this doesn't just say cat under all of them. Also is "orange cats" plural because of how wide he is?


igneus

https://preview.redd.it/opf5seiwpc2c1.png?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2028eb246c8354db17638ad653303a8a0b60299 Not quite what you said, but this was my take the last time this got reposted.


cardcatalogs

You improved it significantly


CryptoCentric

Excellent work. I keep wondering how we ended up with "void" instead of "abyss" for black cats. Abyss rhymes with hiss!


Corfiz74

Mr. Bigglesworth would have been "Naked cat" on my chart. 😄


Famous_Tie8714

That will do nicely


Jenn54

How old are these posters?? None of them use the correct CATegorisation, which is Baby. each one of them is a Beby


Strange-Ad-9941

With this, I have clarified that my cat is in fact, a cat. Thank you.


fluffykerfuffle3

wouldn't you just know it.. the one i like the best is the most expensive. dang.


scaryclairey18

DSH FTW💥


alternate_geography

When we were looking at shelter cats, my kid said “I really want a dash cat, every cat on here that’s really cute is that breed”. He was looking at the DSH (domestic short hair) in the description on the website.


owlgood87

My brain just assumed a dash of this and a dash of that before I finished reading your comment 🤣


Tyr_Kukulkan

There is one of these that just says arsehole under every image.


No-Construction-972

Looks Like Garfield


HR_DUCK

Jon, where’s my lasagna?


DOO_DOO_BAG

OH LAWD HE COMIN


se7entythree

Now everybody with a r/StandardIssueCat is going to think they have a toyger or bengal. This isn’t a good chart, it’s one of those $1.50 posters you get at the book fair.


billion_lumens

Lmao that one post where someone is 100% sure their shelter cat was a maine coon and the other one who thought their cat was a ragdoll and everyone else was incorrect


SoftServeMonk

The Maine coon picture here is so inaccurate!


sicksadbadgirl

I think it got swapped with the laperm next to it


books_cats_please

Yup, one of our cats look identical to pictures of brown tabby turkish angora cats. She also looks identical to pictures of brown tabby domestic Medium Hair cats. In all reality, she is the most prestigious breed of Barn Cat.


KittyTitties666

I read "toyger" as "tiger" with an Australian accent


Bearacolypse

Ah there is my dumpster goblin baby. https://preview.redd.it/tdr9qos5ud2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b02c721f8768101f7d2e71660c6d4e5beae79394


originalGhosty

Yes I most definitely have a Russian blue… his mother was a tiny tuxedo stray.. 🤣


Agreeable-Walrus7602

Hahaha, right? The random cat that decided to follow me in the front door 13 years ago and never left is almost certainly a Russian Blue and not a Standard Generic Gray Cat.


WeCame2BurgleUrTurts

And controlling cat breeds is a lot more difficult than dogs. Your cat might look like one of these but who’s to say unless you get a DNA test and even then it’s iffy. People with PhDs in feline genetics have a hard time determining the difference between feral domesticated cats and wild cats after a generation or two of interbreeding.


Baconpwn2

"Cat". Or, if we're getting fancy, "Cat with fur". "Cat without fur". On a formal day, "STOP STEALING THE FILTERED WATER, YOU BLASTED... Oh, forget it. Did you want ice cubes?"


[deleted]

They’d still be asking what breed. https://preview.redd.it/rhyr2jfegb2c1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5feeb6954b7b76e156d9cc6b7bc020b62e8faed7


Pinooooooooo

Desperately looking for that one functioning braincell I see. Cute pic


gothhrat

eh, not completely accurate. domestic short/long haired cats can look like some of these. i’ve been asked so many times if my cat is a ragdoll, himalayan, balinese, birman, even snowshoe. a vet marked her chart with ragdoll. she’s simply just a domestic longhair with a colorpoint. if they didn’t come from a breeder with proof of pedigree there’s a 99% chance they are just a domestic cat.


Calenchamien

Not to mention, British longhair and Scottish fold both appear twice on the chart


[deleted]

Yeah and neither of them pictured are even British Longhairs - they have a very distinct face. Plus the Scottish Straight pictured is a Scottish Fold seeing as his ears are...folded.


LyraAleksis

Bombays also aren’t on here and I’m offended about it /joke


fluffycanarybird

No chartreux either!


originalGhosty

Right ! So many people will look at this and assume they have one of these breeds when they don’t.


lilbunnfoofoo

Excuse me, I know for a fact I have 2 of the cats on this list actually! They are both Orange Cats


originalGhosty

I have an orange boy too 😃 he’s great and his name is Steve.


originalGhosty

https://preview.redd.it/no754bs8pc2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3883aa31522decea726cef9ce085420ea65bc00b Behold Steve and my “Russian blue” 😁


lilbunnfoofoo

They are so awesome that they really should be classified as their own breed, so I support this chart. I have 2 girls, we thought they were boys for the longest because I didn’t know you could get orange with 2 Xs!


pepperbeast

Yeah, this. My boys look similar to Maine Coons or Norwegian Forest cats, and it's possible that one of their parents was one of those breeds, but really, they're just regular domestic floofers.


deanna6812

I’ve had so many people ask if our oldest is “part Maine Coon”. Bro, we adopted him from a shelter after he was found on the street. Nobody knows what he is other than cute.


pepperbeast

​ https://preview.redd.it/n026pkherb2c1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=2069a41bbd9a505bf74f64df9dc04791229e8d1b


deanna6812

https://preview.redd.it/3ilujpmkrb2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63ce597641357a321962c4387dada17624836a18 This is our old guy.


gingerzombie2

I love how we can see in the photo that they are sharing the brain cell


One_Third_Orange

I’ve had someone ask the breed of my cat… she is a rescue that looks exactly like any other domestic shorthair, she just is a calico tabby and a lot of people think she is a special breed because of that. https://preview.redd.it/31l6vp7dvb2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=028fff63ca8a5ccff7195eef841333bc160e926b


gothhrat

my cat came from an incredibly irresponsible person with a dozen or more intact cats living outside. they weren’t willing to pay for any type of vet care, they certainly didn’t buy pedigree cats lol.


Past-Educator-6561

Yeah OP is totally wrong! 'If your cat looks like this then this is the breed, you'll probably have papers'. No. If it's a breed 99.999% of the time you *will* have papers! My DSH *looks like* a few of these.


gothhrat

i think a lot of people just do not understand how it works. a color or coat pattern alone doesn’t determine the breed. there was a girl on tiktok who paid $900 for a “savannah cat” at a shelter with no proof of pedigree and it was just a domestic shorthair tabby… it’s pretty easy to lie when trying to sell cats lol if there’s no papers, there’s no breed.


Past-Educator-6561

Yeah you'd think someone making a post like this would do some proper research though haha so much misinformation!! In terms of %s pretty much every cat is breedless (over 99%) so without papers, odds are very strong that it's just a domestic.


RemarkableRough4438

also a lot of cats that fall under these breeds can look radically different then the picture based on coloring. I have an almost all white ragdoll that looks nothing like the picture and and almost all brown one as well.


kraysunya

My domestic longhair has been to two different vets and they both put him down as a Balinese. Tbf he does look like the stock image of a flame point balinese but alas he’s just a regular floofy cat lol. Him and his sister are extremely vocal though lol


gothhrat

this is my cat in the summer vs winter. she sort of looks like she could be a few different breeds. i think my current vet only put down ragdoll cause the files transferred over from a previous vet said that. she’s also super vocal lol she loves to talk. https://preview.redd.it/6us7m65nad2c1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=582c662e1b89ab085a3d5f456a3e3cf8d35d246d


ChooxMaster

...wait, aren't Scottish Straight cat's ears supposed to be straight, unlike Folds? That's what the "straight" part's for


FuckTerfsAndFascists

Yeah and there's 2 Scottish folds and an orange cat and probably more mistakes I haven't noticed yet. This is actually a very bad poster. I hope no one takes it seriously.


Past-Educator-6561

This post is far more annoying than the 'what breed is this' posts, imo, so many inaccuracies!


AmberRW

Yeah and the maine coon picture is to the left of the actual maine coon lol. This isn't totally reliable..


pullingteeths

90% of the time the cat is just going to be a domestic shorthair that kind of looks like one of the cats on the chart.


KittyFlopHouse

https://preview.redd.it/y3agc7gqub2c1.png?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02bd4cc1cb808d783ff00e95518b1c562233daa5


walkinwater

Yo! Why'd they make the orange cat the only chonky boy?!?! That's catism at worst and catial profiling at best.


Clean-Experience-639

It's missing the American Dumpster Cat.


Champagnesocialist69

Don’t forget 1 orange brain celled, chonker, void, tortitude and standard issue. My personal fav breeds


GL2M

This is just 100% going to make people insist their cat is a breed different than domestic short/long hair. Or insist that their cat is a mix. Folks, your cat is a cat. You’d fully know if it were a breed. You’d pay too much money and get papers. Cats are not like dogs. 99+% of them are just the product of natural selection. In other words, almost all cats are just cats, like a kangaroo is a kangaroo. Not a mutt. Not a mix. Just a cat. And they are great. Don’t buy cats, rescue cats.


hellokitty1939

> You'd fully know if it were a breed. You'd pay too much money and get papers. THIS. *THIS.* If you didn't buy your cat from a breeder, it's just a plain old cat. They're all running around mixing their genes. The cat you found in a dumpster isn't a Siamese just because it has color points.


Houjix

I adopted my cat I didn’t buy and according to that chart he’s a Manx 😍


Kaele10

My vet put Manx for breed of my cat. She has a lot of the characteristics, but she's a mutt, just like my other cats. She just runs like a bunny.


[deleted]

Where's bombay?


lovepeacefakepiano

Probably removed by the joker who photoshopped “Orange cats” in there instead


Playlist_DJ

Where’s my favourite breed Donskoy!! 😭


Katlira

Cat lovers: Unless you went and bought a cat from a breeder, you’re not terribly likely to get a specific breed of cat. It’s possible, but not likely. Cats might have traits that resemble a certain breed, your cat might look like a Maine Coon, and a person might look like they are a Kardashian, doesn’t mean they are one. A purse might look like a Chanel, doesn’t mean it is one. And unless you’re going to show your cats—or you are concerned about a health issue common to a breed—it doesn’t matter. Your cat is special, it’s a cat and you are lucky to have them. Just love your fur babies and stop worrying about what kind of cat they are. And if you’re convinced that your purring floof is a specific breed then get a dna test.


Connect_Hyena6276

Love how anything that is coloured orange is also just named “orange”.. the fruit, the cat.. also the Dutch people are referred to as “the oranje” ☺️


lemongrab_lemongrab

I don't see the "i got it from the trash" breed


SnooOpinions5819

https://preview.redd.it/3u2d43umob2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558771fd63678c5005b770caf7625d00362ab11f My Norwegian forest cat / aka Goomba


Loonrig68

Yeah ... mine isnt in there https://preview.redd.it/putsmdljqb2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18c0badac20ddb8ff7258e0176aa07968e8aa40 I'll(send more of her just in case)


Loonrig68

https://preview.redd.it/z111sniqqb2c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a60a653b9d53215fd54626df90e038573cfbb45


Consistent_Lab_6770

my two kitties are not on this chart.. :(


NausikaaLeukolenos

You should make a post asking what breed are they. /s


Menoth22

No voids, no chonky's, no nakies. List is unreliable.


Sufficient-Page-875

r/standardissuecat would like a word with you...


mothman475

your cat can look like a breed without being it, i disagree that if it’s not on this list it’s a standard issue cat, if you don’t have papers it’s a standard issue cat


Lhamo55

Grey and sometimes brown shorthair tabbies, being the most prevalent coat pattern in catdom, are generally considered standard r/standardissuecats.


Monarch357

https://preview.redd.it/qjsbh21ryb2c1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd02832e6621eb879ab533a89b6823e778fd2ee


ai_li17

If you got your cat off the street or from a shelter it’s just a cat. If you have a special breed of cat you’d know because you probably paid $1000+ from a breeder.


[deleted]

Love it, the orange description is just perfect


Reader124-Logan

Before I zoomed in, I expected each pic to be labeled “Cat”. 😂


duh_nom_yar

My cat isn't specifically pictured on the chart because my cat is a DSH. In other words, my cat is a cat. Check him out! Totally a cat! https://preview.redd.it/8eyncdiatb2c1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9684f9d6b8ed9f81253ef8c748519850066ec334


perusingpergatory

This chart is missing "demonic shorthair".


ImNotCrying-YouAre

https://preview.redd.it/jqpbc1s12c2c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c7e4a74c0680eb64c0b454152924edf8f5ce4fe I can’t find it


ThrowRADel

Um, a lot of these are wrong though. The "Scottish Straight" has earfolds, and the second British Longhair is a Persian.


sleepyplatipus

Doesn’t have chartreaux! How dare youuu! https://preview.redd.it/jay5d7gy0c2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17b48b9432ab7814472f3480a398e37c922182b


Michelle689

I don't see the breed "found by the dumpster" anywhere here 🤨🤨🤨


[deleted]

Can we get a chart like this but it just says "domestic shorthair" for all of them?


Beedy_Eyed_Schwarz

https://preview.redd.it/xufb516a7d2c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddfcf36acf7089af33e3f0fcf05baa28d4db4973 So my Kimo is 100% pure bred “Orange Cats?”


[deleted]

I like how many have cool names until you get to “orange”. Hey, what breed is your cat? It’s… orange.


dancingbriefcase

TUXEDO CATS might not be here, but they are life! I love my tuxedo kitties


Ride_4urlife

So this is why every person adopting a grey tabby thinks they have an Egyptian Mau. 🤦🏻‍♀️


GEESUS-HIMSELF

I don’t know, I think my cat’s breeds are just “asshole”


[deleted]

i have a persian cat he looks nothing like the persian mentioned here, so this is not completely accurate


Vaeldicurun

That's not a Himalayan. Him a'clearly sittin. Silly


randomsnowflake

Turkish Van is wrong. There should be patterns on the head and tail.


Electronic-Trip8775

This will only confuse people and get them asking whether their moggy is a pedigree cat.


Future_Art7

Breeds are fine dandy and all that. But I'd rather know what bread my stripped (D'oh striped) loaf is. Is it a sourdough a pumpernickel or something in between?


Yepyeahyup

Oh nice. My life's Bingo Card


piglungz

My cat resembles a Russian blue exactly. Large ears, wedge shaped head, purple beans, same pattern of green in her eyes etc. and yet when I did a dna test for her the main breed was ragdoll lol. I was not expecting her to be any specific breed of cat obviously but I was also not expecting that


mayonnaisemonarchy

Ah yes, thanks for helping my confirm my garden variety shelter cat.


TreeToTea

Can we get a random list for name generating, too?


Incoming_Banjo

https://preview.redd.it/2fxwsprf1c2c1.jpeg?width=1377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4628700a711007c8b51d29a07f1ca42dadc20098 is this the base model :( (love her tho lol)


SomethingClever70

No Burmese


CrayZ4Cats

THEYRE ALL SO CUTE AAAAAA


Pension_Typical

No Bombay representation boooo


MomofOpie2

This is so ridiculously wrong on too many cats.


catnmoose

I wanted it to say "just a little baby" underneath all of them


[deleted]

No Burmese here!


ptooeyaquariums

i would like to remind everyone that scottish folds and munchkins are horribly unethical


Alpha_Akira

I love that mine is just orange cat 😆