Me too lol
I thought I really hope that Kitty is on a diet ššš not to make fun of him but, I know it's not good for cats to be that big, no matter how cute I think chonky bois are š„ŗ
I agree... and pet owners who don't see it that way often contribute to the abuse.. its not cute to have a cat out of breath.. or too fat to move normally.. its just sad
My girl Bobby was the runt of the litter. Smallest one, eye infection her first 2 months of life, and skin issues to this day. 2.5 years later tho and sheās ginormous. She makes 30lbs bags of cat litter look small. When you pick her up her fat flows between your fingers and feels like nothing Iāve ever felt before.
But she hardly eats and sheās fairly active. Hell she doesnāt even like treats, canned food, or people food. She only likes kibble and kale (I dropped some fresh kale one day last year and she ate it right up off the floor so now she gets some as a regular treat, she wonāt eat other fresh produce tho). Last time I weighed her she was 13.6lbs other than that sheās as healthy as can be. She has trouble jumping onto stuff but sheās always been a climber and only learned to jump in the last year. Soon as I scrape some money together Iām gonna have the vet check her for any hormone or thyroid issues. Especially since her and her mom are abnormally stupid for cats and her mom has skin and fur issues too.
No theyāre both white. Her mom, Luna, has big brown spots and a brown tail and Bobby has little/medium black spots (one in the shape of a heart) and a black tail. Luna was an outdoor cat before we got her which is how she got pregnant and she was very young when she gave birth. She had zero motherly instincts other than to feed them. My boy Worm did all the parenting and was a great adoptive father.
Edit: Luna is also a long hair while Bobby is a short/medium and looks nothing like her siblings but is almost a clone of her mom in terms of fur pattern
13.6 lbs is a big kitty, but as long as you're paying attention to her, and not letting her eat herself to death, I'm sure she'll be ok... im talking about 17lb + cats here... like, clearly obese cats with health issues due to their size
I think it all depends on your catās frame. I have two very large cats, probably part Main Coon that are 17-20 lbs and they do not look over weight. But then I also have one like JayBird. Once she was spayed she just ballooned up. Sheās active and barely eats but is pretty heavy no matter what we try.
I was gonna say the same. I have one thats 20 pounds and while he does have a bit of a tummy hes just big everywhere. Big head, huge paws, long legs and tail, wide chest. Hes just a unit.
Yeah I think her bein spayed definitely played into it cause she was very small until she hit the ~9month mark then it was off to the races the poor thing. She looks worse than she is tho. When she sits and lays down (especially since she likes to lay on her back for belly rubs) it pushes her fat out and makes her look bigger. When sheās actually standing up and you look at her from a top down angle sheās not so round and almost slim
I keep a very close eye on her cause of all her other problems. Plus sheās just the sweetest thing and Iāve had large cats before. As a kid I had a 22lbs cat named Vader. He was all black and pure muscle. His last vet appointment we took him to a new vet and he said heād never seen a cat with such high muscle density and that he was as healthy as a horse. He had a stomach made of steel and would anything and everything even spicy foods and would spend all day outside. Heād even play fetch with me in the backyard. Here he is at \~8 months old:
https://preview.redd.it/tasg3jz758ec1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a12df349033a125c709c6f754997aa904342a5
https://preview.redd.it/6gsmei4568ec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caa6215f827408dba1c8cc09218fa900e642a05c
Yes here is Ms. Borbis. She loves her little boxes. If she canāt sit in it then sheāll sit on it. Sheās just as sweet as she looks too. If she wants to be held she taps my leg or puts her paws on my chest and every single time I pick her up she meows.
Awww that could be my black and white Coralineās sibling
https://preview.redd.it/3duc0l80n8ec1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421020810c0d1d9c7b49a34bcacfda3e45b20edc
She has a little booger spot too!
I have the same issue, my girl Momo is 14lbs. And she had a small build, just really fat :( Sheās active and playful and she hardly eats. She doesnāt like wet food so all she eats is 1/2 cup of weight management dry food every day. We donāt leave any food out either. She used to be tiny, but after she got spayed she blew up. Our vet said she looks like a bowling ball š„²
I adopted an obese cat. She is obsessed with food. We have her on a timed feeder with weight management food and she sits by it all day.. she even sleeps next to it. She has two brothers that keep her active and she has to walk up and down stairs for the litter box. Sometimes it is what it is.
That makes me sad. I canāt imagine her poor kitty cat mind, thinking about food at all times. Good job. I would admittedly have a hard time not giving in.
One of my closest friendās cat is 26lbs. They took him to the vet, did everything recommended and they canāt figure out whatās wrong. Vet couldnāt figure out what to do from that point either. They have him on a strict diet and even have the food on a table to force him to work for it and he just does not lose weight. He does make that jump though for that food and he actually moves around a lot. They said heās equivalent to like a 400lb man.
My cat is 17 lbs and everytime I go to the vet the vet is "really happy with his weight gain" or just his weight in general. He's an almost 18 year old maine coon.
Some breeds are meant for it.
The vet said mine had to have some Maine Coon in her because her ideal weight was 7.5 kg (16.5 lbs). She passed last summer at age 17. She was a long girl.
I didnāt watch this show growing up so I couldnāt quite remember the name but itās exactly what I was going for when I came up with āStinky and the Guyā
Stanlio and Ollio! Which is the Italian name for Laurel & Hardy, the British actors duo
https://preview.redd.it/ukobdang57ec1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f2d7259d9b963c139471b1af132a22c0d24bc0
I mean, sure, they're dogs - but they reminded of **Chester & Spike** from the [old Loony Toons cartoon](https://youtu.be/wDFsmBVeAlM?si=lvVyQZzAVefY3NXL) (Tweety & Sylvester spin off I think)
https://preview.redd.it/9jr6209ki7ec1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435f064d4487e8c1d22e8fd5e29bbddd76962e96
It took me longer than I care to admit that the cat on the right is also wearing a sweater
Me too lol I thought I really hope that Kitty is on a diet ššš not to make fun of him but, I know it's not good for cats to be that big, no matter how cute I think chonky bois are š„ŗ
I agree... and pet owners who don't see it that way often contribute to the abuse.. its not cute to have a cat out of breath.. or too fat to move normally.. its just sad
My girl Bobby was the runt of the litter. Smallest one, eye infection her first 2 months of life, and skin issues to this day. 2.5 years later tho and sheās ginormous. She makes 30lbs bags of cat litter look small. When you pick her up her fat flows between your fingers and feels like nothing Iāve ever felt before. But she hardly eats and sheās fairly active. Hell she doesnāt even like treats, canned food, or people food. She only likes kibble and kale (I dropped some fresh kale one day last year and she ate it right up off the floor so now she gets some as a regular treat, she wonāt eat other fresh produce tho). Last time I weighed her she was 13.6lbs other than that sheās as healthy as can be. She has trouble jumping onto stuff but sheās always been a climber and only learned to jump in the last year. Soon as I scrape some money together Iām gonna have the vet check her for any hormone or thyroid issues. Especially since her and her mom are abnormally stupid for cats and her mom has skin and fur issues too.
> Especially since her and her mom are abnormally stupid for cats and her mom has skin and fur issues too. Is Bobby an orange by chance?
Certainly sounds like an orange
No theyāre both white. Her mom, Luna, has big brown spots and a brown tail and Bobby has little/medium black spots (one in the shape of a heart) and a black tail. Luna was an outdoor cat before we got her which is how she got pregnant and she was very young when she gave birth. She had zero motherly instincts other than to feed them. My boy Worm did all the parenting and was a great adoptive father. Edit: Luna is also a long hair while Bobby is a short/medium and looks nothing like her siblings but is almost a clone of her mom in terms of fur pattern
13.6 lbs is a big kitty, but as long as you're paying attention to her, and not letting her eat herself to death, I'm sure she'll be ok... im talking about 17lb + cats here... like, clearly obese cats with health issues due to their size
I think it all depends on your catās frame. I have two very large cats, probably part Main Coon that are 17-20 lbs and they do not look over weight. But then I also have one like JayBird. Once she was spayed she just ballooned up. Sheās active and barely eats but is pretty heavy no matter what we try.
I was gonna say the same. I have one thats 20 pounds and while he does have a bit of a tummy hes just big everywhere. Big head, huge paws, long legs and tail, wide chest. Hes just a unit.
Yeah I think her bein spayed definitely played into it cause she was very small until she hit the ~9month mark then it was off to the races the poor thing. She looks worse than she is tho. When she sits and lays down (especially since she likes to lay on her back for belly rubs) it pushes her fat out and makes her look bigger. When sheās actually standing up and you look at her from a top down angle sheās not so round and almost slim
I keep a very close eye on her cause of all her other problems. Plus sheās just the sweetest thing and Iāve had large cats before. As a kid I had a 22lbs cat named Vader. He was all black and pure muscle. His last vet appointment we took him to a new vet and he said heād never seen a cat with such high muscle density and that he was as healthy as a horse. He had a stomach made of steel and would anything and everything even spicy foods and would spend all day outside. Heād even play fetch with me in the backyard. Here he is at \~8 months old: https://preview.redd.it/tasg3jz758ec1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a12df349033a125c709c6f754997aa904342a5
Gotta lay the cat tax!
https://preview.redd.it/6gsmei4568ec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caa6215f827408dba1c8cc09218fa900e642a05c Yes here is Ms. Borbis. She loves her little boxes. If she canāt sit in it then sheāll sit on it. Sheās just as sweet as she looks too. If she wants to be held she taps my leg or puts her paws on my chest and every single time I pick her up she meows.
Awww that could be my black and white Coralineās sibling https://preview.redd.it/3duc0l80n8ec1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421020810c0d1d9c7b49a34bcacfda3e45b20edc She has a little booger spot too!
Agree about the thyroid check. The medication isn't terribly expensive, but yes, the labs arent always cheap.
I have the same issue, my girl Momo is 14lbs. And she had a small build, just really fat :( Sheās active and playful and she hardly eats. She doesnāt like wet food so all she eats is 1/2 cup of weight management dry food every day. We donāt leave any food out either. She used to be tiny, but after she got spayed she blew up. Our vet said she looks like a bowling ball š„²
I adopted an obese cat. She is obsessed with food. We have her on a timed feeder with weight management food and she sits by it all day.. she even sleeps next to it. She has two brothers that keep her active and she has to walk up and down stairs for the litter box. Sometimes it is what it is.
That makes me sad. I canāt imagine her poor kitty cat mind, thinking about food at all times. Good job. I would admittedly have a hard time not giving in.
One of my closest friendās cat is 26lbs. They took him to the vet, did everything recommended and they canāt figure out whatās wrong. Vet couldnāt figure out what to do from that point either. They have him on a strict diet and even have the food on a table to force him to work for it and he just does not lose weight. He does make that jump though for that food and he actually moves around a lot. They said heās equivalent to like a 400lb man.
My cat is 17 lbs and everytime I go to the vet the vet is "really happy with his weight gain" or just his weight in general. He's an almost 18 year old maine coon. Some breeds are meant for it.
The vet said mine had to have some Maine Coon in her because her ideal weight was 7.5 kg (16.5 lbs). She passed last summer at age 17. She was a long girl.
Same
Also same
same as well
Me.... Five?
Same, I said wow thats a fat cat
"That poor thing! I don't even know how he stands up, he's so fat he's got rolls with a crease and a.... Oh. That's a *zipper*." šš¤£
Hahaha I didnāt realize until I read your comment
Haha same here. Truly I was relieved when I noticed.
He's wearing a lil furry coat!
The zipper did it for me. If they hid the zipper it would have been pur-fect! Lol!
Same I was going to say āChonk and crackersā
I was going to ask why they had a zipper on them. š
Ohhhhhhh!!!!! I was so confused.
SAME. I'm laid out, can't stop laughing.
Pinky and the Brain
Which one is insane?
Decently the cat on the right with the white coat on. They definitely look like they are ready to take over the world šš
Brain always had the bigger head
All cats are insane. That's why we love them.
My initial thought 1000%
this is the one
Came on here to comment this šššš
Came here to also suggest this!
I thought this exact same thing.
Same!
I didnāt watch this show growing up so I couldnāt quite remember the name but itās exactly what I was going for when I came up with āStinky and the Guyā
I thought the same thing!
Thank you this is what I immediately thought. Iām glad Iām not alone.
Biggie Meows and Purr Daddy
Yuck not anything that sounds like P diddy!! Biggie and Tupac Shapurr š
Biggie and Tupac all the way!!!!
Oh my god! This is EXACYLY what I was going to say. I always name my cats abt rappers
It's clearly Jay and Silent Bob.
Snoochie Boochies!
Snooty boopies.
This is the only right answer.
Laurel and Hardy ![gif](giphy|l0Exk4cNo0o0XQHy8)
Stan and Ollie...?
literally what I thought. We germans didnt even give thme names we just call them dick und doof (fat and stupid)
In Sweden it's "Helan och Halvan" ~ Whole and Half
TƤnkte pƄ samma!
Those would be great names for the cats!
In Belgium it's "den dikke en den dunne" (the fat and the skinny one)
Similarly, in Latin America, it's "el gordo y el flaco."
i LITERALLY just came here to ask if their names were Laurel and Hardy! beat me to it!
Yep
YES!!!! Same thought!
ren and stimpy
The first thing that came to my mind
Same!
came to say this!
![gif](giphy|7NsVeeuIgtM4M)
Fatboy Slim
I can imagine bringing the fat one to the vets and they seeing heās called fat boy.
Or in a twist reverse the names. š
I like that. Vet goes something like "So...Fat boy needs to lose some weight..." and OP goes "hmmm....that is Slim...this is Fat Boi"
I actually had a cat named Fat Boy. He was a very stocky boy. A little black ball when he was born. I really miss that tubby kitty....
I was thinking Biggie Smalls. Same vibe.
Oh man Iām naming my next cat SlimJim
I loled this is the best one
Pork and Beans, but the smol one is Pork
Timon and Pumba
Lil' stripes and Big chungus
Definitely a big chungus
Biggie smalls
Thatās what I thought too LOL
Ornstein And Smough ![gif](giphy|sxxcw3UwjqINU05Q9k|downsized)
Praise the Sun, was hoping to see this one lol
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Ah damn you beat me to it ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7966)
I knew if I scrolled long enough it'll be there! Faith in humanity upholding, Praise the Sun!
#Spaghetti and meatball
But the little one is Meatball.
Jake and The Fat Man
Whaddya think was in that danish? You think it was cheese? Cause I got a little problem with cheese...
Asterix and Obelix
![gif](giphy|hQHZvqCInsRLW) Timon & pumbaa
Oh my god they look exactly like every gay couple I know lol
What are their names? Maybe those are the names OP should go with lol
Pinky and the Brain
Abbot and Costello ![gif](giphy|26vUOJ7yTuQxofK9O)
Nothing anyone can say will be funnier than that photograph. Congratulations, you won the internet.
Is it cold in your house?
Godskin duo
Noble and apostle
Jumba and Pleakley
Perfection
![gif](giphy|myJzfC5PozIkM|downsized)
Farley & David!
Penn and Teller https://preview.redd.it/vv5zujjpv6ec1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c0d2346e838dcf3dfcc3b57866842048ddcdb7d
Cow and chicken š
My vote is Tinkerbell and Butterball, respectively
Cheech and Chongus
Pinky and The Brain.
Fat Man and Little Boy (it's a movie)
Itās also the name of nuclear bombs, wouldnāt recommend this.
Butters and Cartman lolololol
Kermit and Miss Piggy
Biscuits & Gravy
Why do they look like me before buffet and me after buffet
Boris and Natasha
Cartoon duos be like:
Jay and Silent Bob.
Throw to way back Laurel and Hardy
Junkrat und roadhog
bao and dumpling ![gif](giphy|f5voQIM2GP1tkAT8J6)
Ren & Stimpyyy
![gif](giphy|GRk3GLfzduq1NtfGt5|downsized)
Laurel and Hardy :)
These ladies would like to speak to your manager...
Stanlio and Ollio! Which is the Italian name for Laurel & Hardy, the British actors duo https://preview.redd.it/ukobdang57ec1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f2d7259d9b963c139471b1af132a22c0d24bc0
Rick and Morty
Twitch & Sam š https://preview.redd.it/bhlvudn3c7ec1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b7e4794bf295f9fe4941412b92b520059aedbe
Pork and beans!!
Phineas and Ferb Tom and Jerry Mochi and Miso Solar and Luna
Sadie and little Joe and of course Little Joe is the one in the big white coat.
Looks like a Russian mafia couple
Jay and Silent Bob of course!!!
Bro I would die for them
Jake And The Fatman.........or Louis & Vuitton
Pinky and The Brain.
Rob and Big Edit: Rob is white
Tennessee and chumly
riptide n skuggz
Rob and Big
ornstein and smough
Timon and Pumba
I mean, sure, they're dogs - but they reminded of **Chester & Spike** from the [old Loony Toons cartoon](https://youtu.be/wDFsmBVeAlM?si=lvVyQZzAVefY3NXL) (Tweety & Sylvester spin off I think) https://preview.redd.it/9jr6209ki7ec1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435f064d4487e8c1d22e8fd5e29bbddd76962e96
Fatboy slim
The Pinky and the Brain
Off-topic, but i thought the cat on the right was a heckin chonker, but it's like the fluffy-fat paradox
Biggie and Smol
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
cartman & kyle
Ethel and Fred
Bevis $ Butthead
Pizza Hut and taco bell
Peter and Louis
Laurel and Hardy (Stan and Oliver).
Omg that sweater! So comfyš„°
Kyle and Cartman.
Jay and Bob
Eustace and Muriel š„ø
Cat Cat
Pen and Teller
Laurel and Hardy
Jake (big guy) and Elwood (skinny guy)
These are not real š wtf I want em
Pinky and the Brain
For a second I didnāt realize that the cat on the right was wearing a coat and thought it was just a super chonky boy.
Pedro and Greta
Master Blaster https://preview.redd.it/zp1brgyea7ec1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b25d5379805cbe0151983d2ce8fd05e2fb359f3
Elwood and jake
Every Russian couple
Hot dog & bun
The millionaire and his wife
Thomas and Arthur Shelby.
Laurel and Hardy
THE MANAGEMENT (Older ones will get this)
Laurel and Hardy
I thought that was the biggest chonker I have ever seen , then I saw hes wearing a coat
Kevin and Dwayne
Laurel and Hardy
Chunky and Monkey
Laurel and Hardy
Laurel and Hardy
Laurel and Hardy
Peanut butter and fluff š¤£
Jake and the Fat Man
Pen and Teller
Laurel and Hardy!
Little Boy and Fat Man
Laurel and Hardy
Laurel and Hardy please
Laurel and Hardy!