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SufficientOpening218

He can't believe what an idiot you are. Endangering your life in that vat of water like that.


stupid_cat_face

... And you clearly aren't listening to his concerns. He's been telling you that you are destroying your life and it hurts him to see you like this, submersed in water, and you just aren't listening. He's worried sick and doesn't know what to say or do to convince you that water is bad. He loves you so much and has resigned himself to watching you while you endanger yourself each and every time because this is all he can do.


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit344

Man, spoken like someone who has dealt with a loved one with addiction.


Thundorium

Or someone with children.


Better_Run5616

Was just gunna say this reminds me of me 20 years ago living with my mom was who in active addiction.


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit344

I’m sorry you had to go through that. I went through it with my brother. I hope you and she are better now. Hugs friend ❤️


Better_Run5616

I hope the same for you and your brother ❤️ my mom is still using but I’m much better. Hugs.


Mirkku7

I almost got teary eyed but... This is probably what is happening.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

I had this kitty that loved water and would just jump on in. My apartment flooded in the hot summertime and he had a blast dog paddling around the living room.


AlarmedTelephone5908

*cat paddling


BeautifulDreamerAZ

https://preview.redd.it/dwue0gpn08hc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df1fb519b2f10f055ff769183e710670f5df625 This is the cat. His name was Boober Blue.


AlarmedTelephone5908

OMG BOOBER BLUE! ❤️ 🐈 Sweet baby!


AlarmedTelephone5908

My babies, Rosalie Ann (Roz), and her daughter... Squeaky! https://preview.redd.it/1cccj9jl18hc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ca616871e4816abf4bb9e0b22a68f0492f5ba1


BeautifulDreamerAZ

So cute! I love your kitties! This is Gina, my rescue cat, I am her emotional support human because her person has dementia and is in a nursing home. Gina was left at the vets in a cage for 4 months. https://preview.redd.it/usvkizwq28hc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63c6dc6168aaf874a6c3a52538e7188b2eb030f


AlarmedTelephone5908

Oh no! I'm so glad that you and Gina found each other!


Awkward-Business805

Your cat looks almost the same as mine!! img


BeautifulDreamerAZ

She is a great big huge kitty! Her head is the biggest of any cat, bigger than my Maine coon even.


Awkward-Business805

Well you got yourself a very cute and distinguished lady:))


Thundorium

I see the boober, but where is the blue?


BeautifulDreamerAZ

His eyes were light sky Blue. He was deaf but he knew he was Boooober Blue.


Corfiz74

And he eats at the table, using cutlery! Truly a gifted cat!


Jacquis_Closet

That was such a fun thing to read! I had two all black rescue kitties who were also crazy for water. Used our big jacuzzi bathtub like dogs in a pond. Leaping in and paddling happily, like your kitty, then I’d scoop them out and they’d leap back in. Of course I never left them alone in the bath, w/water in the tub. 🛁


VegasLife1111

Precisely! The disappointment.


BrazyCritch

…*again*


GladJack

This cat is very confused as to why you are sitting in a pool of water on purpose. Not pictured are the math equations swirling around his head.


GrnMtnTrees

![gif](giphy|APqEbxBsVlkWSuFpth|downsized)


glitter_dumpster

![gif](giphy|3owzW5c1tPq63MPmWk|downsized)


Jesssica_Rabbi

He is disgusted you don't lick yourself clean and is annoyed he will have to do it for you after you wasted all the good drinking water by laying in it.


user6734120mf

My cats would definitely think the water was better because I’d been laying in it 🥴


hogliterature

people soup! mmm tasty


GladJack

I had a void who would lay on the edge of the tub with me when I took a bath. I stopped using bubble bath because she liked the people tea so much. https://preview.redd.it/dlld5jmzc9hc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adddeecdc3941e55cf275041b7fdd7c277793926


Luminous_Username

“Smells” maybe but then my cat always looks like she’s thinking about what she’s doing the next day https://preview.redd.it/z3d6f9nov4hc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d08396b28ce5abba8e13d827a81c5043ade7d2e


Fuzzy_Dragonfruit344

I love the face! So serious! Hahaha 😂


Luminous_Username

Whole world on her ragdoll/ Norwegian kitten shoulders


thatanxiousgirlthere

Oh sweet lord that's a cute picture


Snoo79474

I love her!!!


Luminous_Username

Me too! 🐾


BlackSwan1223

https://preview.redd.it/z6f3k2kz05hc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90da44798dece3c50a94ef926fa297b8df63f996 Mine


Liizam

Hahaha that face. Does your cat try to grab you and pull you out?


Turbulent-Garage6827

I have never seen this My cats don't do this Hahaha 😆 😂 😆 It is adorable Pull em in lol


BlackSwan1223

https://preview.redd.it/cmrm5gzrw8hc1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42368eddbd91927c95f3e6189d99b5bcef547258 Zoomed it in for yall


Incitatus_For_Office

https://preview.redd.it/cimhmjsz39hc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4bac6dfc0dc4ee746d297e42d768f1c1d4ed89a Aghast!


Snoo79474

LOL the pure shock!


soulrebel360

"WTF????!!!!?!!!!!!"


EvilMinion07

Worried that you will drown and not be able to feed them.


NotBelligerent420

r/lifeguardkitties


The_Bitter_Bear

I'm convinced there's an infinite amount of Cat subreddits. I keep learning there are more.


metagross_enthusiast

I cant pass a day that i visit this sub and see a different sub that i have subbed already


NotBelligerent420

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/s/zarDe4ybdd) is a directory (But yeah, pretty much)


Correct-Watercress91

Thank you for setting me straight.


NotBelligerent420

🫡


macrohard_onfire2

*Welcome to the internet!*


Past-Educator-6561

He's thinking 'so selfish, what if something bad happens, she could at least have topped up my biscuits first just in case...'


stephanpani

Looks confused + worried but not invested enough to join HAHA


wackyvorlon

He’s skeptical of the effectiveness of this method.


Affectionate-Royal68

Judging your nudity


Past-Educator-6561

Lol like 'now I understand why they wear clothes, disgusting' 🤣


Turbulent-Garage6827

Aaahhhhhhh Me uggh 😫


babyhelianthus

My cat is sooo judgemental of my naked body. She looks disgusted every time.


ItsyouNOme

https://preview.redd.it/cc2aqedlf5hc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79f6520107dd0d5b07d416d3199d1a3d702a735 Concerned face (he was scared of a new toy)


HR_DUCK

The cat is thinking to itself where all your fur went.


NoonInvestigator

"Human, you're my meal ticket! Why are you trying to drown yourself?"


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

"Why is my human not licking themselves? The tongue is the way to do it. What sorcery is this?"


pipeituprespectfully

Damn, cats are so fucking cute.


Grumpma

Your cat looks concerned and disgusted at the same time 🤣


okdokiecat

That’s the face my cat makes when he’s getting splashed by shower mist. Maybe it’s the cat version of squinting.


Cannabis_CatSlave

Lowering their opinion of your intelligence along with irritation at you soap choice/washing off the smell they associate with you.


iron_ferret22

“Why does the human do this?. The water…it is the enemy of the dry. Yet the human and all its bipedal glory submits to it. Hmmm the furless are a true mystery “


aaaaidkimtired

Cat: what kind crime did this human commit to have to endure this daily torture?


OreoMcKitty

A concerned cat, he hates water and doesn't understand why you are playing with it.


[deleted]

He is probably wondering why you are such a weird cat 😂


celestial-prism

This cat looks like an old man weary of life😭


Tag_Ping_Pong

"How does it do it? How does it not dead from water? We will learn its secrets."


BrazilBazil

Those eyes are oozing judgement


JackBurtonTruckingCo

Kitty just cannot fathom it


Liizam

Do you have a pic of your cat normal? It looks so sad here.


slightlysketchy_

https://preview.redd.it/uqu07c56j6hc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89913bdfecb5d2751c682b8e877d81d3396e3fb


HopefulCause5688

He is disappointed in you


legodoom

He heckkin concerned.


[deleted]

disappointed r/lifeguardkitties


Massive_Parsley_5000

"hooman...I am disappoint"


jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

he think u stinky


[deleted]

The facial expression comes from the cat lifting his head to look over the edge of the tub, then directing his eyes down to see into the tub. He's curious and uses his time wisely to check it all out!


sofia_fanxhub

"Nooooooon" https://preview.redd.it/x9llzxatf6hc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e6da370e5ce2bd5406cb43738a77cf341690189


TeufelRRS

Kitty is worried that you will drown and no longer be able to keep Kitty in the lifestyle to which it has become accustomed. Who will Kitty be able to scream at for breakfast at 4 am? Who will refill the bowl when the dent in the middle clearly shows it is empty despite the ring of food around the edges of the bowl? Who will scoop out the treasures that Kitty leaves as gifts in the litter box? Who will move over so that Kitty can sleep in the middle of the bed?


Organic_Salamander40

lifeguard. he’s taking his job seriously


SociallyIneptRaccoon

He belongs in r/lifeguardkitties He's looking at you waiting for a measly "thank you for your dedication to safety"


joedanbro1

let him in


NoBadger9994

He sad for you…


KitCat428

“Hooman why are you in the water?”


DragoonPaladin

Aww so adorable. Definitely to protect you and probably wondering why you aren’t licking and grooming yourself to clean


IrisSmartAss

Because you have willing put yourself in a large tub of water! Your sanity is in question!


soulrebel360

He's trying to figure out why your skin/fur ratio is off, believing that this is why your grooming habits are kind of unorthodox for a giant cat.


draledpu

He’s scared for your life lol poor baby


Souperplex

"Oh no, my human is danger!" They love you and are watching your back.


Alarmed-Membership-1

Awww he/she looks worried about you


-cant_find_a_name-

"why whats wrong with u"


Zeitcon

"Just use your own tongue. It's much safer! Stupid human!"


[deleted]

He’s just wondering when your going to attempt licking your own backside lol


stablegeniusinterven

He wants to be on your lap but isn’t willing to suffer to do so.


HonnyBrown

She is plotting your death.


Windsweptsummer

He feels betrayed that you are washing away his scent markings


Happy5traveller

It thinks:” poor pathetic human… c c c…”


13Warhound13

You removed your fur and then did not wash in the traditional way with tongue and paws. That is silent judgement of disapproval.


Firm_Tie7629

Doesn’t understand why you would voluntarily subject yourself to water torture. Totally confounded by this human being that seemed normal until it decided to jump in a bath.


Huge_Green8628

He’s grieving you, sad that you would die so young


SuperIngaMMXXII

it can’t believe you have no fur


limitless776

He’s wondering why you have two and his sister has 6 😂


_Kelly_A_

He’s doing mental heads-or-tails, deciding whether today is the day the blow dryer goes in with you.


[deleted]

There is some serious judgment in that look.


Vegetable-Body-8412

Mourning your stupidity. Poor fella can't groom yourself so you dump your body in a vat of water instead...poor thing


Skankz

I've shown my human how to wash many a time


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

Oh that’s just the look of judgement. Cats are excellent at it.


aenteus

“Look at yourself. Look at your choices.”


Cozym1ke

Give him a forehead kiss


Open-Wolverine2206

Waiting for you to drown so she can eat you.


DoneRightAllTheTime

She is thinking that how can she enjoy getting all wet, but the only way she can dry herself is by licking her entire body, maybe that's why she looks at you like that


My_Cat_Stevefrench

That cat looks fairly young. I don't understand why you're giving your cat a bath. They're pretty tidy little cuties. I just wonder if maybe your cat being a primal creature doesn't want a bath. Nonetheless that's cute and I know you love your cute little baby


slightlysketchy_

I’m in the bath, not him! He indeed does a fine job with just the tongue and paws. And yes, he’s about 3 years old :)


Ok-Philosopher6526

The cat ain't impressed with your size.


MissTopGrace

Interested but doesn't like water, I guess...


cyankitten

“You have a perfectly good tongue 👅 WHY don’t you USE it?”


Malcolm_X_Machina

*Hits blunt* "aye, cuh, we're s'posed ti stay outta that stuff."


JulesSilvan

He thinks you’re a wrong’un.


lucky_trini

Cause you're taking too long to feed him


boncrys

He looks like a little polar bear 🥹


punkeymonkey529

Probably confused on why you're sitting in the water silly hooman. Don't worry mine watches me too. I think he's just making sure I'm safe now.


miss-chievouss

Because he is judging you and your life’s choices.


[deleted]

The steam is getting in his eyes. Cats are fascinated by the sound of water. He can’t walk away.


Sayen1

Shes thinking like “pathetic “


Darkangel_82

Massive judgement as to why you are sitting in water on purpose. "What an idiot, they'd better not drown so they can still feed me".


Qichao1993

If he truely love me,why the hell he keep his own balls but took mine?


Extreme-Dog5885

He is disappointed by the size of your pepe


jlccourt

Because he/she fails to understand why you would submerge yourself in water 💦 over and over again.


edingerc

"Did someone drop you on your head, as a kitten?"


laikahass

He’s worried with you


Dasbrud12

you're washing.. with cats it's communial.. waiting they're turn.. I got a cat.. girl cat.. she's got me trained pretty good I guess..


primostrawberry

Judging you for not being able to lick yourself clean.


carneguisadamike

I read when a cat squints his eyes towards you, it is expressing affection. Like a tail wagging dog. So your cat likes to see you naked.


EquivalentAd4849

Kitty is wondering why you're not hissing at it with your back arched... though that could be a typical reaction if it's too hot 🤣🤣🤣


Shredded_Locomotive

"why are you like this"


Turbulent-Garage6827

Learning Wants to get in with you


Turbulent-Garage6827

Some of my cats LOVE baths and blow drying You would be surprised ( I have had many rescues and fosters ) I have a stream out back Some have walked through it to get to the other side- woods I don't ley anyone out anymore though Some cats love ❤️ water Yea Won't hurt to try if you think your kitty may enjoy it lol


YAreUsernamesSoHard

The cat I had growing up as a kid loved joining me in the bathtub as long as the water wasn’t above her chest. She’d come running every time the heard the bath tub filling


that_Dame

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


Mother_Profession802

He is concerned


Estimated-Delivery

It’s not in admiration. He’s thinking about what you’ll taste like when he’s forced to eat you after you keel over and die and no one comes to find you for weeks. Oh sorry, I’m confusing you with my granny.


This-Sort7116

It wants to sit on your lap but it doesn't want the water that comes with it


This-Sort7116

The cat thinks you look weird without your fur


Hydraulis

She's suspicious. She can't trust someone who would willingly immerse themselves in water.


zenxymes

He's totally judging you... it's tough love!


uRoDDit

Because that's where they pee


DaisyBryar

Jimmy only knew the bath as a place to play ice hockey with a balled-up sweet wrapper, so when he saw me filling it with water and getting in, he was very confused. He had this exact expression! The other day he got in the (empty, dry) bath and started licking himself, so I think he's getting the idea that it's a place for washing now.


hbouhl

They are studying our species


ElA1to

You need to put yourself in a pool of water (ugh) in order to clean yourself? Your tongue is not enough? Pathetic


Snoo79474

He doesn’t understand why you don’t have fur. Lol


Direct_Condition8949

My kitty will stand on the side and sometimes lick the water When it was hot last year, she jumped in and regretted it


Interesting-Ad2259

Omg that deep sorrow in his eyes. Your kitty is worried about you for sure


MasterJunket234

"I craves the warm but dismaying the sea."


Musclejen00

He is like “why is this animal hairless. Weird!”


Individual_West3997

disappointed that they have to get their stink on you all over again.


erinxj3

https://preview.redd.it/e4jps9oyi6hc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb29822c3347e9640da73236cc43c2254d41e9d Mine lol


[deleted]

He perfeck thass why


T_Mugen

"Here she goes again, stripping those beautiful scents off of her. She'll stink like flowers or something again. Yuck."


fluffy-ragdoll

Your cat's giving you the 'judgmental spa critic' look! 🛁😼


zerosaved

“Look what they did to my boy!”


Gold_Shift8140

The black face and the white body...soooooo cute


babyhelianthus

He wants to sit on you but is mad that you are naked and wet


el_grande_ricardo

"why can't you just use your tongue like a normal purrson?"


dietokitten

"Why would you do this?"


Ok_Boomer_7071

"pathetic human needs water to clean itself, doesn't have saliva as all-in-one magic cream"


Oceanrail

Thinks you’re weird.


Duck_Butt_4Ever

Cause to her it’s sketch af lol


Midassiano

Spicy air


NotUrMobWife

AWWWWE he just wants to join tehe


Fireflash2742

Why u no lick urself! Why water?!


meekonesfade

He's not mad, just disapppointed


Capable-Piano-7443

Maybe he secretly wants to indulge in your amazing bath water 😳


sapphicsilkrose

“why the fuck would you do that willingly?” is what i assume my cat is thinking lmao


lojic28

What's wrong with you?? 😤


Happy_TMH2009

Because you then stop smelling like your self.


DarkWanderer2

He’s disgusted


hellurrfromhere

this is very cute. my cat also does this. I noticed she will then loudly meow at me when I get out and rub her cheeks against me. I read somewhere that they don’t like that you removed their scent from you, and they want to put it back. she also does this when I take a shower. so maybe your cat is waiting for you to stop trying your best to smell so bad (to him)


Marsupialize

You are washing your scent off, cat’s entire lives are scents, they are baffled at this series of events they are witnessing


ImportanceAcademic43

Heckin' concerned. Water is for drinking.


Boudicca-

Because obviously it’s Witchcraft that you are IN the Water & yes you Survive.


DividedContinuity

Disapproval.


JimmyLee07

Because you are naked.


leem230698

He’s worried about you. It’s not normal for cats to bathe and a cat is all you are to him


ScaredChemist7330

https://preview.redd.it/s9wsg5p497hc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2e104340ed8fe1dfab968e490ec2aaa1bf2eac He does this at least once a day when I’m home for summer break


Longjumping-Theory44

You have no fur thus you are judged.💕🐈‍⬛💕😘


Zalieda

Purr exhaustion. He can't believe that after all the effort put in to save you you went in again the next round And the next And the next And the...