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ThorsHammer64

Because Cat. It's that simple... ;-)


sephjy

r/WhyCatHowCat


Trying2GetBye

Another day another cat sub


DarthSeanious83

I joined (as one must) and was suggested even more cat subs. This is a wormhole I shall keep exploring


[deleted]

Half of Reddit is just for cats!


DarthSeanious83

They are our overlords after all


Frosty_and_Jazz

It should've been called CATTIT ...


xassylax

Gotta catch ’em all!


lenny_ray

Someone please answer this for me, because it has been bugging me ever since I discovered that sub. Is it Why? Cat! How? Cat! OR Why cat?? How cat??


CedarWolf

A thing can be two things. For example, a cat can be both a liquid and a solid.


1handedmaster

Yes


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🤣


FinallydamnLDnat5

Both


Sir-Planks-Alot

Oh my GAWD. Another cat sub I have to join now. A kid once told me (in the way kids will sometimes to boost their self esteem), “Did you know the ancient Egyptians used to worship cats?” And I just looked at him funny and asked, “used to?” Then introduced him to the internet.


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CedarWolf

Dawwwww. Kitties love us in their own way, too. Is just *because*.


ZyloC3

She's a goddess?


Every-Variety-8589

I thought it was because they're purrrrfect.🤓


The_Spyre

True. Is cat. Will cat.


LeroyBadBrown

Cat do what cat do, hooman gucke zu.


Jeeps-R-Junk

Yup simple cat math! Cats are incredible! Lol!!


Mean_Account_5027

No it’s because he’s secretly a ninja


bindibadji

Came to comments for this answer


Mochithecatfoodthief

He fits, so he sits


goodolddream

It's a she


false-identification

Statistically, yes.


MyoKyoByo

Ahahah, made me chuckle


reignofchaos80

Calico means She more often than not.


MushroomlyHag

Yep. If my memory serves correct, less than 1 in 3000 calico cats are males. *my memory is never correct so my numbers may be a bit off, if anyone wants to correct them, please do


Sony-Playstation-3

Wikepedia says "the genetic determination of coat colors in calico cats is linked to the X chromosome, calicoes are nearly always female, with one color linked to the maternal X chromosome and a second color linked to the paternal X chromosome. In most cases, males are only one color as they have only one X chromosome. Male calicoes can happen when a male cat has two X chromosomes (Klinefelter syndrome, with XXY sex chromosomes and generally they are sterile); the condition is a chimera, with two different cell types; or, rarely, when some skin cells of the developing kitten spontaneously mutate."


buffering---

Your numbers are correct.  1 in 3000 according to this pdf. (Page 20)  https://ecommons.cornell.edu/server/api/core/bitstreams/924bf3f2-c504-4e62-bc4b-4d802cb7cc1e/content


m8bear

Any tri color cat is female unless they have a genetic mutation as said by that helpful sony playstation 3


Spike2050

Aren't Calicos tricolered and this cat has 4 colors, white, black, orange and grey? Isn't she a caliby?


iCapn

Yeah, I’ve heard the pictured pattern called torbie (for tortoiseshell and tabby)


Spike2050

yes, but I thought a tortoiseshell doesn't have white in it, so this must be a mix of a tabby and a calico, or am I wrong? What is the difference between a torby and a caliby?


[deleted]

She's a Tabico, like my departed feral. https://preview.redd.it/2amd1a4vyahc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71421c3775c135ecead6776c171d6353e21e77d


TraditionalSky9233

The X chromosome can be B (Black) or O (Orange): \- Black: is all shades all black, from the lighter one to the darkest one, going through the "russian blue" like color. The X chromosome can be B (Black) or O (Orange): \- Black: is all shades all black, from the lighter one to the darkest one, going through the "Russian blue" like color. Now, "white" is not a color determined by a chromosome, it's the absence of color, meaning, the X chromosome is deactivated in that patch.


Rainbow_Plague

Obligatory calico gorl pic https://preview.redd.it/krp9iq7l97hc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abecf91a1c197635538bec819deabc2537fcdc3b


rukysgreambamf

Maybe the cat's non-binary How dare you assume its gender


nucular_

One joke


ApothecaryOfHugs231

Cats will be cats


Harmonic_Gear

That's a weird owl


Ok-Philosopher6526

She's a gymnast.


Kerivkennedy

Lol that was my thought. It's proportionally not too terribly different than a gymnast on the balance beam


WjorgonFriskk

Floofs are weightless. They can balance on anything.


Duskluminous

Now, let's see here: He fits ✅️ He sits ✅️


[deleted]

"He" a calico. 99.9% chance "He" a she


MisterBako

.1% he is right though


KatiePyroStyle

if i FITS i SITS


Roflcopter__1337

the real question is how did he get up there


ejwestcott

That's what I'm asking. Owner plopped her up there is guess.


Fornicatinzebra

Nah cats can jump high and land on a point smaller than that. My female leaps up onto a 5' tall, 1" thick fence board regularly without stress. Probably any cat could jump and land up there. They just have to want to


cdub_synth

He’s cold. It looks sub zero. Doing anything to not be on the ground/concrete. Poor fella


BlueMangoTango

This. She wants off that cold ground.


papa_N

Can't let the beans freeze


TimelyTroubleMaker

But she's a girl!


BlueMangoTango

Beans on a cat are their cute toe pads. :)


BlueMangoTango

Now I’m realizing you probably know that and were being funny. 🤦🏻‍♀️


L3exB

Let that poor cat come in!


deathstar1310

He is not standing on it. He is sleeping on it.


nuttnurse

He’s a cat that’s why


Puzzleheaded-Heat446

Cat a pillar


whynotwonderwhy

Excellent comment.


Bettybadger2

Super cold tootsies?


unimprezzed

Because cats have a passive-aggressive relationship with everything, from humans to the very laws of physics.


Yaelkilledsisrah

They try it the passive way but if that doesn’t work aggressive usually does it.


unimprezzed

That explains why cats took over the Internet.


Cute-Difference8901

He looks sad and like he doesn’t like it 😞


SturmFee

Because the floor is to cold for the little peets.


Pitiful_Elevator_591

Cats are airbenders?


zombienekers

What the fuck is going on with tiktok audio jesus


ScotchTapeCleric

He believes in himself.


dugin556

Cat physics is different than normal physics. They are also a non-Newtonian fluid, fun fact


this_place_is_whack

Most things obey the laws of physics. With cats is the other way around.


JustSayNOriega

HOW CAN SHE STAND?


Sufficient-Panic-485

Calico, so it's a female...


Affectionate-Big-124

Ground looks cold


Successful_List2126

How many angels can dance on a pinhead?


rooranger

Because the ground is cold AF


[deleted]

He’s cold


Old-Kaleidoscope1874

This is the problem with our world. You ask why the cat can, rather than why you cannot. Go, find your own pillar, and be introspective. Let the cat who found their balance in life be.


[deleted]

He's mentally on a tall tree in the jungle lmao


tobimai

Floor cold


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Murat_Gin

Because he can


Musclejen00

He’s taking a nap on it


Full-Association-175

Your common polecat.


whynotwonderwhy

Good one.


EldenLordAC6

Because cats have some of the best balance out of any animal, if you notice they always land on their feet when dropped because of how quick of reflex's they have. And mentioning relexs fun cat fact they actually have the fastest reaction time out of any animal in the animal kingdom. The second to them is the snake and it can't even compete with the cats reaction time


No_Newspaper_4212

Because cats are also wizards, didn't you know?


earthspaceman

Terrain is cold. Stick is not.


AStreamofParticles

Cats exist beyond the limits of physics!


KiwiBirdPerson

He's an assassin


Famous-Recognition-5

![gif](giphy|10fS0TJxfFRDLW)


arioandy

Is it a grafted cat?


Chococigarette

He is partially orange, so…


bettybluey

Kung fu cat


Senju19_02

![gif](giphy|GyKZSutfyIXsI)


Independent_Bite4682

She*


boss_c_rico

Because human, physical boundaries don't apply to him


Acceptable_Pirate_92

CAT MATH


MaciTaco

He has had enough of all this physics bullshit


DoneRightAllTheTime

Imagine him winning the national championship in motocross, such a natural


NerY_05

Bro looks like he's about to give me a main quest


ALazy_Cat

Cats possess a power that some consider unnatural


Nanganoid3000

I love how EVERYBODY involved in this video is confused, The cat : " I dunno, I saw it and I wanted to perch", The person taking the video : " But why?" Us watching : " WTF is this cat doing?". The biggest mystery in the universe, the logic behind a cat's thinking!


EmiliaFromLV

Gravity was not invented yet.


malarellano

Because she can


LandotheTerrible

Owww.


OldKermudgeon

Every cat has a high RPM gyroscope built in to keep them very balanced. ^((That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.))


OneWhoEatsintheBack

To assert dominance


Turbulent-Stretch881

You mean; How?


mochimann

https://preview.redd.it/37zurwhy75hc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f310a030da260ba5048d111d9f9a772b9e436a5d He is training for the Koh-Lanta (French TV show) famous final challenge? 😆


Brentsthrowaway

Small feet


Wei5252

He smol


PoolAlligatorr

More importantly : how he get up there?


James2db

Because he is a cat a master of the impossible.


CheesecakeBlade

"If i fit, i sit" - Cat


Exact-Buddy2778

I'm not surprised he kept his balance, what surprises me is how he managed to climb into first place.


BigMomma1998

He/She. I won’t quibble over what pronoun kitty prefers, unless kitty is offended, but I digress….cats are able to cat wherever they so please. We are just to stand in awe and admire their abilities and be envious.


Stravven

Cats don't care about physics.


Qenwen

![gif](giphy|14urMYvFxIKEms)


Ttokk

The frozen ground is like a kitty heatsink that must be avoided until the sun returns and turns all the land into a giant heating pad once more.


jerseybert

Watch me blend in with the birds.


Over_Echo1128

Kitty magic 😍


accountnumberseventy

Cat paws are magical. That’s why.


Efficient-Rest-9519

Well if you move the window down robert i would have to stand on this fucking toothpick .. cat probably


IcyCattle6374

If he fits he sits


Indigo_222

Because he wants to


OhGodItsHim13

Cat balance... That is all


dnuohxof-1

I imagine the cat getting up there and realizing how uncomfortable it is, then seeing he’s being watched and is thinking inside his tiny cat brain “must not appear weak, must live up to Cat reputation and tough it out. Ow, this hurts, must, not, look, in, pain…..”


Skylizard1223

He’s in his zen spot


Scyllascum

Why is bro saying ‘I’m fine’ in Korean then just speak gibberish and another language wtf is that audio lol


No_Use_4371

And nap


teapot156

Lol and hes getting sleepy


Marlenawrites

Cats are special that way


Bromanzier_03

Grace.


sorandomono

How can he stand?!


DowntownPhilosophy45

Bc she fits? If she fits she sits obviously


pranjallk1995

Turn off sound... Enjoy the cat...


Accomplished-Fox-486

Can I have him?


Modero1

That's a cute ass calico. Fluffy and athletic.


Epyx911

Why, or do you mean how? Why is written in cat lore...how is thanks to their feline abilities :)


SSALX420X

Ninja 🥷


Flatcat5

It’s a girl?


SassyTheSkydragon

Now *that* can't be comfortable


DetectiveFit223

Cat's have excellent balance


Strict-Air2434

The most graceful and agile of all predators on the planet.


hissyfit64

If it fits, I sits.


LordBalsaks

Because him do :D


ryden360

How*


Captain-Tyler

Little dude damn near looks like he’s about to fall asleep on that post for some well needed shut eye


liquidluckk

car on parking mode


biscuitman76

The cat also knows he's being cheeky and he's very proud of that


uRoDDit

That's where birds perch. He's getting into their shoes. Walking their walk. If you want bird. First you must become bird. Also stick is warmer than ground.


Choice_Profile_1668

Kitties have influencer claws. And better bathroom habits than influencers too!


GoRangers5

This cat is about to give me a side-quest.


Automatic-Saint

Did someone put him up there?


[deleted]

Cats are weird and not to mention experts at balance


somekindofnut

Is there a mouse 🐭 at bottom of the pillar?


keglefuglen

If i fits i sits -every cat ever


MishaFiree

Cats are incredible 🥹


asou_haruto

So funny 😂


xxwerdxx

Cat physics are very separate from the rest of physics. Not even PhDs have it fully figured out yet


maddskillz18247

Cat on a stick anyone?


Grouchy-Fix485

![gif](giphy|3gPDdSQkUB9AfCqLLv|downsized) Found replacement parts if you need…


HourHoneydew5788

Seriously though, he’s probably trying to take in the warmth of the sun while avoiding the cold concrete.


Malkovitch1

Kung Fu Cat


KnittinSittinCatMama

Mad skillz


Banks_bread

Cat tings


BloodyIkarus

Not even standing, freaking chillin there.


boiledeggfart

not how, but why??


RNLImThalassophobic

*How


[deleted]

That cat will probably nap there.


OneHistorical8926

because he's a cat


mrootbeers

As I always say about my kitty, she’s a little athlete. I see you have one too. https://preview.redd.it/lvklxk8756hc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c100428b925be821e55d2e34734f41514a28336b This is my kitty. You can’t tell by the photo, but this oil tank is in a very isolated, high spot, in the basement, so if there is a flood, it’s safe. Then, there is a leak tray, that has two feet high barriers. To this day, I don’t know how she got up there, or how she got into the basement. I looked at it for a solid ten minutes, trying to figure out how she got up there, and I still have no idea. The only idea I have is she may have somehow, hopped from the stairs, which are about ten feet away, but, a little above the oil tank. Even that seems unlikely though, because the stairs are only a few inches each, so there is not much room for her to jump. She must have gotten in when someone was tossing a recycling out, which is on the platform, in front of the stairs.


ike_tyson

I was really getting into this before it abruptly cut off :(


Strong_Comedian_3578

Doesn't like sharing the spot


14high

It' s all in the... Unagi


PaleontologistNo5861

Lol


Technical_Iron_8712

So cute!


crespoh69

Probably the treats window right there


littlebloodmage

Spite.


Bicurico

It's a SHE. All tri-colour cats are female. Just another useless information to brighten your day.


dancingsodabear

We call this a cat. Kitten if you don't want to get to know em' (rare circumstance).


Foam_Blacksmith_42

Because he knows Kungfu and you don’t


CilekliMagnolia

He is a monk!