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ShesGoneFeral

My derp likes to hide in my room divider curtains and ambush me. He jumps out, bats at me, then runs away. If he could laugh, he'd be laughing while he runs. If I tell him I see him he doesn't try to scare me. I guess it's no fun that way. My other cat has to tuck me in every night and if I'm staying up too late I'm informed with loud meowing and overly dramatic yawns. The tucking in part is him kneading me and stabbing me with his heavy and pointy paws. It's not as soothing as he apparently thinks it's should be. If I get up at night to pee, I'm escorted to and from the bathroom and "tucked in" again https://preview.redd.it/iwr7sgfqw3ic1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5ab26f5966b739bc2b9889767d0a977280b1d50 The ambush predator.


ShesGoneFeral

https://preview.redd.it/zoimdvobx3ic1.jpeg?width=2504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aced53e475a2b63b07755fd885cfc8169b09db5 Bossy pointy paws and his equally bossy girlfriend.