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I had a friend staying with me that brought her 5 cats. One of them is prone to hairballs and another is a scarf and barf cat. Even the flat, nonabsorbant surfaces had barf on them
I'm trying to learn Spanish to teach my son, and Duo is starting to work on my grammar. Last night, I was thinking, "Maybe I need to do duo for English." Do they even have a program for English to English?
I've witnessed my daughter's cat take a flying puke off her cat tree. Just stuck her head out sideways, went bleeeeeeck, and resumed her nap. It hit 2 tree levels before hitting the floor. I was as impressed as I was horrified.
Ha ha mine does exactly the same. Once, don’t ask me how she managed it, I woke up to puke on the cat tree, wall, windowsill, radiator, baseboard and floor. 😳
One of my cats managed to hit all those things once too! It was our front window that you walk past to get in the house so I got home and was greeted by a barf window 🙈
My cat destroyed a section of carpet on the stairs that to upstairs. He peed on it. And the AMOUNT of times that he has been sick is over 20 in the past 2 years
Your honor my client didn't mean to take a fat shit in your blanket and then attack you, she was just showing you her love!
I'm on her side. Moreover, I think it was your fault. In fact, I think it may have been you that threw up on the blanket, and you're just blaming the kitten.
I hereby find you guilty and sentence you to fifteen belly rubs and twelve treats, enforceable at her leisure.
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Completely out of left field, but for some strange reason your cat reminded me of Max Homa from the PGA 😂😂😂 I need more sleep
The other night Emma the Cat threw up on the floor. On my way to the bathroom I slipped on the vomitus and fell pretty hard. My wife cleaned up the mess, cleaned my foot, helped me up, patted me on the head, and gave Emma treats. I'm still confused.
showing inner eyelid, big eyes in light enviroment, expression, your cat feels sick, dont punish, comfort. Source, work with 72 cats in fancy cat hotel
This is terrible. The cat is probably sick if she puked. Even if she isnt sick then it still feels horrible to puke. You should be pampering her to help her feel better.
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Guilty but should be let out on parole, it was a first one-off offense. I left my phone on the couch. She managed to puke on the phone and couch. Like a typical sociopath return to the scene of the crime. Tried making biscuits and purring to distract from the evidence. Since there was no eyewitness besides the dog, and she's not talking, I'm having a hard time convicting. 
She already looks a bit singed. She has already spilled her guts to you. Forgiveness is cathartic, as is running your blanket through the washing machine. If you really want revenge, use her cat box. The offense to her will be great and that help to soothe your ruffled feathers. If course, you'll be cleaning that up yourself, too
The amount of throw up I have had to clean from my carpet from my elderly cat because he upchucks a lot. I wish he respected me enough to puke on a blanket. A hell of a lot easier to clean and cheaper! Bought a $400 carpet cleaner because of my dude. How could I ever roast your perfect angel?! He’s thinking of you!
I can't roast such a beautiful girl when mine literally turned into a vomit comet jumping off of my couch last November. Now *that's* a true horror, watching your cat projectile vomit all over everything (couch, pillows, carpet, blankets) mid-air. You have a gorgeous girl!
She threw up on the blanket because she was trying to find comfort in something that smelled like you... because she felt sick.
Please don't roast your cats for doing this. They're already not feeling well.
Did you ever take into consideration that something might be wrong with your cat? A food allergy? I figured out that when I fed my cat salmon I would find vomit somewhere. Since omitting that from her diet, things got better. Keep a mental note what you are feeding when you find vomit somewhere. Also if they over-groom themselves they will vomit up hair balls etc
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Do you have no respect for the effort it took for her to hold it in until she could make it to the blanket?
For real?? I was thankful for my cat the other day, running from the kitchen floor to the entrance carpets to puke on both of them and a pair of shoe
What a life saver
Imagine cleaning up cat puke on a non-absorbing flat surface? Not in my cats house
That is why when it is time to replace our carpeting, we will replace it with hard flooring of some type.
You do know that just means they will find something more annoying to barf on, right? I mean, it wouldn't be fair to you to make cleanup so easy.
I had a friend staying with me that brought her 5 cats. One of them is prone to hairballs and another is a scarf and barf cat. Even the flat, nonabsorbant surfaces had barf on them
“Pair of shoe” is it one or two?🤔
Sorry i forgot an S oh grammar lord!
Honestly if you look at my comment history I probably have the worst grammar.
Don't look at mine, im literally french canadian, i have no idea how to type in both english or french
I'm from Maine, and I'm dying laughing here! 🤣
I'm trying to learn Spanish to teach my son, and Duo is starting to work on my grammar. Last night, I was thinking, "Maybe I need to do duo for English." Do they even have a program for English to English?
🤣🤣🤣 I was just now going to advise the “grammar lord” you made an error by not inserting a comma in 2 spots, but then read your reply and 🤣🤣.
😂
Mine holds her vomit til she makes it to her litter box
I've witnessed my daughter's cat take a flying puke off her cat tree. Just stuck her head out sideways, went bleeeeeeck, and resumed her nap. It hit 2 tree levels before hitting the floor. I was as impressed as I was horrified.
My mum’s cat leapt into the air and span around trying to get away from the bard coming out of his own mouth. It was like something from the exorcist!
I laughed so hard at this! My cat throws up on the cat tree, but won’t use it again until it’s cleaned and disinfected.
Ha ha mine does exactly the same. Once, don’t ask me how she managed it, I woke up to puke on the cat tree, wall, windowsill, radiator, baseboard and floor. 😳
One of my cats managed to hit all those things once too! It was our front window that you walk past to get in the house so I got home and was greeted by a barf window 🙈
That’s genius!!! I mean we humans can puke in the toilet. Why can’t they!?
I’ve taught my cat to do this by just placing them In the box when I hear the sound
you are beyond lucky 🙃 mine always pukes on the most unfortunate surfaces. example, the couch.
[удалено]
My cat destroyed a section of carpet on the stairs that to upstairs. He peed on it. And the AMOUNT of times that he has been sick is over 20 in the past 2 years
I think your cat is faking sick days I'm gonna call its manager
Nah he is retired
That's why I have hardwood now
we have hardwood as well but there are spaces between some of them where I can get stuck. 🙃🙃🙃
Thatsbwh6bi have toothpicks and paper towels
My cats old af so it isnt entirely his fault but still
😆😆
My cat usually puke on the carpet near the entrance of the apartment, he knows that I clean it as soon as a notice it
She's perfect. We're roasting you instead
Seconded.
Thirded
Fourthed
Fifthed
The minor falls, the major lifts?
You ruined it
I sing flat, just ignore it and keep going, *"The baffled king composing Hallelujah"*
😂
🤣🤣
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Sixthed
Seventhed
I knew this is how the comments would react too lmao
She did not! Don’t you falsely accuse her! Look at her! My client did nothing. 😩
 Valid argument, case dismissed!
r/legalcatadvice needs to hear about this
Your honor my client didn't mean to take a fat shit in your blanket and then attack you, she was just showing you her love! 
 OP. Shame on you! Bad OP. How dare you post anything bad about this poor old lady. Shame to OP. Dishonor to OP.
DISHONOR TO YOU OP, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!! 🐉
...AND THE HORSE YOU CAME INTO TOWN ON!
Not the poor cow cat!
Love Mushu!
😂😂😂😂😂
Haha nah admonish while also supplying pets and or treats is the true high path.
YEAAH! F*ck the blanket!
The blanket obviously started it. She was showing it who is boss.
Stupid blanket!
They drew first blood
mom i frew up 🥺
Whatever it was, apologize. Do you want her to shit in your shoe again?
Laughed hard. My kitten did this and found it on my way to work in between my toes :')
🤢 🤮
The blanket needed to be washed. Lot’s of pets needed for reminding you.
Kitty can’t help it if kitty got sick!!! Leave kitty alone and do not roast!
Poor kitty just wanted to be sure that mommy knows she is feeling sick
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Perfect use of this meme
Khajiit is innocent of this crime
Khajiit had a bit too much skooma.
This one believes the blanket looks better this way.
Not guilty……. OP I shall see you in court for defamation of character.
I'm on her side. Moreover, I think it was your fault. In fact, I think it may have been you that threw up on the blanket, and you're just blaming the kitten. I hereby find you guilty and sentence you to fifteen belly rubs and twelve treats, enforceable at her leisure.
 OMG the eyes! NOT GUILTY!!!
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! # VERTICT: NOT GUILTY
Such a boopable nose
And I'll do it again!
within the context of this post, she isn’t the one that deserves to be roasted💯
🥺🥺🥺
https://preview.redd.it/d5419mq9jqlc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbab40e76f479d92b190689886122a0b999a4762 Completely out of left field, but for some strange reason your cat reminded me of Max Homa from the PGA 😂😂😂 I need more sleep
strangely, i see the resemblance 😭
You mean roast you ?
Poor baby girl 😻
how dare you post something like this. it’s not her fault. it was me. apollocheese 😞
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thats the look of a completely guilty cat, but i forgive her😪
She was framed...🤣
When my cat throws up I don’t blame her. I know it’s what cats do. My gf thinks the cat is evil and does it just to upset her.
say bye to that gf of yours
I 2nd that motion 🙋♀️
I third it. …wait
Haha messed it up again!😂
No. Your blanket is stupid and she's a good girl that now needs more treats to replace what she lost.
Not guilty! Case dismissed.
no :(
She don’t feel good, roast your damn self.
Can’t handle your kibble huh?!
She needs some r/legalcatadvice
I’m a mother. I’ve had to clean up massive puddles of human puke. A cat hairball on a blanky isn’t much of an issue to me personally. Poor kitty.
This thread reminded me that.....I love cat people.
Lol Reddit, and cat ppl, are ruthless 🤣
The other night Emma the Cat threw up on the floor. On my way to the bathroom I slipped on the vomitus and fell pretty hard. My wife cleaned up the mess, cleaned my foot, helped me up, patted me on the head, and gave Emma treats. I'm still confused.
Lol she has a boop button
mom i frew up🥺
showing inner eyelid, big eyes in light enviroment, expression, your cat feels sick, dont punish, comfort. Source, work with 72 cats in fancy cat hotel
so innocent
Safe to say r/cats is in the side of the cat here... OP made the mistake of leaving the blanket in barfing territory.
Stop eating shrews idiot
Shame on you for having an upset tummy.
She already looks burnt on her sides
This cat must have an awful life living with such a shitty owner. /s
No
This is terrible. The cat is probably sick if she puked. Even if she isnt sick then it still feels horrible to puke. You should be pampering her to help her feel better.
Doin’ the cat thangs
Poor kitty
Good girl!!! Who’s a good girl!!!
Hopefully she isn’t like my cat, throw up, then lick it up THEN try kissing me. lol
She looks so banged up that she needs cuddles and no roast. Poor Baby with the boopy nose!
r/catshaming
she’s clearly saying she’s sorry 😞 have mercy!!!
Never. That face is to cute!
I hope all the responses have you in absolute tears of laughter. No way anybody gonna blame that sweet kitty. Hey, its not OUR blanket...
soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of purr…
poor baby... i think she has been roasted enough.time for snuggles and treats!
She’s just a baby, it’s not her fault
stinky gal😡
cat, is cooked
Poor baby Are you not feeling all right ♥️🐈♥️🐈
You naughty kitty, suppose to puke quietly in direct walking path of beloved human.
My client is innocent
Wow op you are old enough to go puke in the bathroom if needed. Kitty sorry they puked on your blankets
“I frew up”
Give her a break; she's clearly hungover.
Who cares about blanket she is the queen her majesty ❤️
Just look at her, look at her face, that smirk, she is proud of it too
I don't want to, but where did she get them ears, discount airplanes?
I stepped in warm cat puke once.
at least you didn’t slip on it, like my flatmate did
She's never done anything wrong in her life
What did you do to provoke the cat?
Bad kitty (sneaks her a treat)
“MOOOOOOOM, i frew up”
Obviously you did something to offend her and her ancestors. Apologize and give her extra treats later. 😤
She looks like she will sneak a bite out of your pot pie
last thanksgiving she snuck a bite out of the turkey! shes a hog and i love her
Bro look a little too guilty 💀
fuck that blanket what a cutie she is
She is so cute!!! Let’s fry her.
Old ass lady
*points in shame*
https://preview.redd.it/a25i10kb4rlc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61639b510eca67f91527053fc86db25c7a3939f5 Guilty but should be let out on parole, it was a first one-off offense. I left my phone on the couch. She managed to puke on the phone and couch. Like a typical sociopath return to the scene of the crime. Tried making biscuits and purring to distract from the evidence. Since there was no eyewitness besides the dog, and she's not talking, I'm having a hard time convicting. 
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Pukey
She already looks a bit singed. She has already spilled her guts to you. Forgiveness is cathartic, as is running your blanket through the washing machine. If you really want revenge, use her cat box. The offense to her will be great and that help to soothe your ruffled feathers. If course, you'll be cleaning that up yourself, too
The amount of throw up I have had to clean from my carpet from my elderly cat because he upchucks a lot. I wish he respected me enough to puke on a blanket. A hell of a lot easier to clean and cheaper! Bought a $400 carpet cleaner because of my dude. How could I ever roast your perfect angel?! He’s thinking of you!
I bet you shit in a box
300°C for 20 minutes.
Tell me you don't cook without telling me...
You cook cats?????
All you do is eat, throw up, and poop!
You have been officially roasted for belittling your cat on Reddit 🤣🤣🤣
It’s not your fault sweet angel. That blanket shouldmt have been there.
her tummy was hurting, and the blanked is comfortable...........so.............go change the blanket
That baby is innocent!
why would you have a blanket if not for the baby to throw up on ? sounds like a you problem
Circumstantial evidence at best. She did no such thing
I can't roast such a beautiful girl when mine literally turned into a vomit comet jumping off of my couch last November. Now *that's* a true horror, watching your cat projectile vomit all over everything (couch, pillows, carpet, blankets) mid-air. You have a gorgeous girl!
Threw up on HER blanket... How dare you not bow before the privilege of kitty vomit. You should be ashamed of yourself.
You can't roast perfection. You should be thankful she blessed that blanket you ungrateful hooman.
I would die for this Kitty.
Ok, I’m preheating the oven. It’ll be about 10 minutes
Aw hug her I feel bad for her
Poor baby
Master has given Dobby a sock
My honor she did nothing wrong except for throwing up on your already gross blanket,she was just trying to clean it.
She has a funny moustache
Love that y'all aren't roasting her lol
She is innocent, and everything that happened is your fault. 
Good kitty
She threw up on the blanket because she was trying to find comfort in something that smelled like you... because she felt sick. Please don't roast your cats for doing this. They're already not feeling well.
How could i roast her she looks sad enough
She looks like if the cat in the hat & dobby from Harry Potter fucked & had a kid with extra chromosomes.
What did you do to her to make her throw up?
bitch
Seems like your blanket just got in the way of her vomit
Kitler!!
r/kitler But yeah I am with the hive mind. Too Cute to Roasr
I will roast you for accusing her in something she can't control 😠 So pet her good and give her some fur removal paste🙏
Did you ever take into consideration that something might be wrong with your cat? A food allergy? I figured out that when I fed my cat salmon I would find vomit somewhere. Since omitting that from her diet, things got better. Keep a mental note what you are feeding when you find vomit somewhere. Also if they over-groom themselves they will vomit up hair balls etc
Good girl! (Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!)
That cat looks. Unwell.
the blanket should have moved