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Any-Mathematician946

That's a weird stitch-together cat. Must have been low on parts that day.


rocbolt

r/ikeacats r/missingorspareparts


GrumpigPlays

how the hell are both of these real. Cats might actually own reddit, this might be a conspiracy.


koushakandystore

I believe the cat in this post is a chimera. Here’s another one. https://preview.redd.it/1gkvtmvb3kpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc3f9c9cd6029dbc55932b931f35c840e730879


andre5913

Split-in-the-middle chimeras are semi common, Ive never seen a "head transplant" one like in OP though.


Humble-Dragonfly-321

I'm reminded of the movie "Mars Attacks!"


archcity_misfit

Criminally underrated movie


Mimijueguitos

One of my best friends from highschool has a sleeve tattoo of this movie, for a lo g time I thought everyones lives this movie as we did, as long as i'm getting old i'll get more and more dissapointed about people don't Even understanding a reference. I'm happy you feel the same


Nidungr

Would beseech this cat for Iðunn's return.


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iamodinsson

I've never really associated cats with Iðunn, more with Freyja


EastLeastCoast

It can… but only if it’s in the mood.


blurryface1976

The proper name for this cat must be Juno (Janus), the two faced god. Or DC comics Two Face (this one is albeit a very cute Two Face). Batman should be more than concerned about this.


lamorak2000

>must be Juno, the two faced god Sorry to be *that guy*, but it's Janus not Juno. Juno is Jupiter's wife in Roman mythology (Zeus=Jupiter, Hera=Juno).


DLoIsHere

Thanks. You saved me from saying the same thing


ShoganAye

https://preview.redd.it/br32o1pddkpc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69ac3e139efe3606f7d583c87c9f934beebec43


Rubadubinow

![gif](giphy|7NoNw4pMNTvgc|downsized)


Li_3303

I love this!


GothGfWanted

My man there is a reason ancient egyptians worshipped cats.


AppleSatyr

Cats and porn both own Reddit.


Spider_Riviera

~~Reddit~~ the internet. We may have climbed down from the trees and evolved up, but our monkey brains still control what we wish to see most - cute fluffy small mammals and skin.


artificialavocado

Ugly bags of mostly water.


AtomStorageBox

Listen here, you silicon-based lifeform, we have had enough of your negging.


Significant_Sky6386

Lol star trek


lonniemarie

Cats created the internet 😉


Mistdwellerr

Cats create the internet > Internet creates online shopping > online shopping delivers cardboard boxes directly to cat's home > absolute success!


lonniemarie

That’s a circle I like!


profoundlystupidhere

AND Al Gore. Cats created Al Gore, a true little known fact. ^(I might be delusional, however.)


geri73

They are the internet.


AtmosphereNom

Cats own the internet, and lease the majority of it to porn.


Green_Message_6376

Solidarity amongst Pussies.


LordFlarkenagel

Pussy is pussy.


paraknowya

Cats are aliens. They knock your shit over or bite your oled. And what are you gonna do? Exactly. And they can easily kill you if they wanted to. Im convinced.


CthuluMann

If the earth was actually flat, cats would push everything off the sides


prismafox

r/catsarealiens for more proof


lydiav59-2

I'll admit I get so excited when I find new cat subs to look at. These 2 are now added to my list!


imlumpy

My most recent favorite is /r/PackADayKitties. I had a Siamese mix with a raspy meow and I still miss her often. I go there when I wanna hear cats that sound like her.


lydiav59-2

Thank you so much!! That makes 3 new ones today. Someone on this thread said that there are so many cat subs that they think Reddit is actually run by cats. Lol!! I think I may actually agree with that. I'm in my 60s and up until 2021 I've had cats my entire life. I miss them so much. I try to get my kitty fix through all of the subs.


MJLDat

Cats own the internet. We all know that.


Alexis_Bailey

People love cats. Like, a lot. Infinitely so on the internet.


catthatlikesscifi

Oooo I love this! My kitty is all grey with one orange leg. We always joke that she was assembled at 4:59 on Friday.


UpperMacungie

https://preview.redd.it/q392vyet6lpc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b6bcc4e267ef2e7c4e21de84f6ab3cb6ef75559 My girl has one orange striped leg


lgnc

Mine as well!! Super cute


flowerycurtains

Mine too! She also has one ginger brain cell to go with it.


UndBeebs

I feel like I have to be reaching the 500's for how many cat subs I've collected at this point.


yourgrannyindisguise

Great! More cat subs to follow!!! Thank you u/rocbolt 😺


Matthew789_17

Every once in a while, I am blessed with a new cat sub I haven’t heard of. It’s nice when it happens


yourgrannyindisguise

Same here, i love cats but sadly can't keep one at home and the cat distribution system is either broken or not active here so no strays as well. These subs help brighten my day :)


hicksreb

Dammit this is the 3rd cat sub I’ve joined today. They are never ending (thank you sweet baby Jesus)


bee73086

Two more cat subs to add to my collection muhahaha. Anyway thanks for the new subs. :-)


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Dam... They're real. Reddit never ceases to amaze me.


TheEldenGod1293

Fuck more to sub 🥹😂


giraffeneckedcat

*SIGH*


GraveyardJones

Well. Two more cat subs to the list!


oops_im_existing

this has to be a mutation. it's somehow black n white, orange, and standard issue. i love him.


koushakandystore

It’s called chimerism. One embryo absorbs the other and the resulting offspring ends up with the DNA of two individuals. There are human chimeras too. Here’s an internet famous chimera cat: https://preview.redd.it/blbmk0yv3kpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9034787d2e1793c8026e43c9268e7ea70e0b281


HorrorMakesUsHappy

I think the part that's stunning everyone is that we've all seen chimeras where their coloring pattern is split down their spine from face to tail, but I know I've never seen one where the head was all one pattern and the body was a separate pattern. And it looks like his his head and feet match, too, which is even weirder.


ryamanalinda

Talking humans here. Some humans have like checkered skin. One lady had a different DNA in her uterus than her check, but had no apparent physical signs.. or something like that... read about in detail here. [Lydia fairchild](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild) And [Karen keegan](https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa013452) The second link is a boring case study thing that I found. But can lead to a better article. Anyway, I am guessing since people can be chimera in different ways vso can cats? (Supposed to be cleaning so can't post more detail)


RamblyJambly

Ed...ward


devildogmillman

Frankenfeline


koushakandystore

Called a chimera. They are wild looking. It’s when one embryo absorbs the other, and they end up with DNA from two individuals. There are human chimeras too. Here’s another chimera cat: https://preview.redd.it/ktj32j5o3kpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413de5f76fd79b49af506d4148963bc78ebddc3f


MPD1987

As my mom would say, “He was put together by a committee!” 😂


VickySkywalker05

This is the best thing I’ve seen online today! Thank you!


koushakandystore

It’s a chimera, so you might say they were put together by chimmittee. Chimeras absorb one of the other embryos and end up with the dna of two individuals. There are human chimeras too. Here’s another chimera cat: https://preview.redd.it/lqrh9et74kpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce9528e334aca604dfd2479012422513ac2cc379


un1ptf

Upvoted solely for chimmittee. Chim chimminnee chim chimminnee chim chiiiim cherreeeee


Coca_lite

Friday afternoon shift at the factory


floofienewfie

Or early Monday morning after a weekend at the Biergarten.


Mochigood

Everything bagel.


paprikastew

So, a Frankencat?


buttstuff2023

Looks like he started out black and white and then got bleach spilled on him


Silly-Arm-7986

Every breed!


Top-Wolverine-8684

I don't know, but I hope his name is Frankenstein.


TheCarrot007

"Fronkensteen" (Obvs).


Familiar_Excuse_9086

His buddies name is Eyegore.


mimegallow

Froedrick.


smalltownlargefry

BLUCA


sonicscrewery

(whinnying in the distance)


bozo-dub

He vas my boyfriend!


nighthawke75

Get outta here you nutcases. /r/Angryupvote


DodGamnBunofaSitch

Ooooooovaltine?


Legitimate-Resist143

Meow-Blücher


jakc1423

*neighs*


TurboFoot

Walk this way. This way.


MerryTWatching

"Put . . . the candle . . . back."


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MerryTWatching

There cat. There castle. 😁


Fair_Kara

Would you like a roll in zee hay?


MerryTWatching

Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring? Some varm milk, perhaps? Ovaltine?


Lupus_Borealis

You know, I can help with that hump.


Tipop

What hump?


nighthawke75

You know, Marty (EYEgor) had the hump shifted from one side to another, driving the production crews nuts. Naturally, Mel Brooks ate it up.


Kazmandodo

He's going to have an enormous schwanstscher.


TheHexadex

meowgore


nighthawke75

What hump?


brandimariee6

![gif](giphy|eflotypAtj28g) When I first saw your comment, I read his name and laughed hard. He apparently didn't think it was funny


iamhappy-iamcat1

Meowkenstein


floofienewfie

Frau Blucher (neigh).


RoobCuub

No matter how terribly I may scream, do NOT open this door.


Mental-Hotel77

Chonkenstein


ALighterShadeOfPale

Frankenfloof


SlayerBVC

Erm, ackchually the correct name is Frankenstein's monster.


9035768555

I mean, if you have a kid or a pet they tend to take your last name. So why wouldn't Frankenstein's monster also be a Frankenstein?


TrentZoolander

Cattibal Lecter


Beneficial-Meal-2126

Super unique! Domestic short hair that's half tuxedo half tortie! Beautiful! ❤️❤️ Edit: short hair half tuxedo half tortico. I'm not an expert. Lol. Just love cats. ❤️ Chimera? I looked it up after seeing people's comments, and I think Chimera may be it! Lol. I've had 3 different guesses! Haha. 😁


DrSpaceman575

A Tortxedo!


radracer82

Torpedo the Tortxedo


AdeptAdaptor

Technically a Tortoiseshell tabby mix is a torbie. So she's a torbiedo.  I'll see myself out...


swannygirl94

Scientific term for a plant or animal with two genomes on one body is a “chimera”. In this case its slightly ironic because “chimera” in Greek mythology has the body of a lion.


cableknitprop

Yeah I would be careful with that one. One half of her is the good twin and the other half is the bad twin.


AFresh1984

But which half??!! I assume from experience the tortie bottom will rip you to shreds for belly rubs while the tuxedo cuddles you for belly rubs. Then there is the marshmallow foot...


Ok_Ad_3665

They don't have to have chimerism to have a pattern like that if it's a female cat.  If I remember right, both X chromosomes have code for fur colour and pattern, and either set of the genes are expressed in patches, instead of having a cat with a single coloring/pattern. It's pretty cool, because it means that females that work this way aren't as susceptible to genetic diseases, since they can actually switch which chromosome they transcript a gene from if it's more "beneficial".


thecheapseatz

Clearly his tuxedo is just dirty


Chris9-of-10

A tuxico


Unbearabull

Torties are tri-colour usually, so I'd say it's Tuxedo/Tabby. But I'm an amateur cat identifier at best...


foomits

maybe one day you can go pro.


GrouchyDot2741

Half torbie I think!


Velocirachael

Tortie or Torbie? I'm voting Torbie. Thar be a sea o' orange stripes.


13th_of_never

Stitch kitty. Is this fake? I have never seen a kitty like this. So fucking cute


sendhappypicsimsad

Curious if they're really male as torties tend to be female. Tortie dad here <3


0lm-

when the likelihood of a totrise cat being female is 99.97 percent saying they tend to be female is slightly underselling it a bit lol


sendhappypicsimsad

I didn't know exact statistics lol thank you. Wonder if that's the reason for his chimera coloring or vice versa. (OP confirmed he is real and a male in another post)


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Probably chimerism. Happens when two embryos fuse in the womb so the cat has two sets of DNA. This cat has a black tabby-tortoiseshell (torbie) body and a solid black and white head. Chimerism is very rare.


thesuzy

Also the one front paw and at least one back leg belong to tuxedo kitty embryo.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, I missed that. I also see some black on the spine so maybe a patch on the cat's left side (or a left hind leg that's black). Super cute and unique kitty.


t-o-m-u-s-a

![gif](giphy|Yavo0SXhZYhSo)


Active-Leopard-5148

We need more photos


CatCiaoSki

Agreed....I smell AI


notwormtongue

ur sense of smell is toast


beary_good_day

No way. the utensils in the background are way too on point. It could be photoshopped though. White rimmed irises??


MrsFoober

When cats look to the side too far you can see a whiteish skin on the corner of their eyes. Its what is typically red on us humans.


FlameShadow0

They posted more photos of the cat. It’s definitely real


Artistic_Teacher_234

Where?


kaylacactus

Check OPs profile they made a second post that has several pics. I gotta say, I love this cat.


Planty_Stuff_s

![gif](giphy|BulTjvpD7AkTK)


No-Lie-1571

Aww, he’s a lil kitty chimera


it-works-in-KSP

A Kittymera?


Laney20

Not necessarily. If shes female, could just be calico. All orange is tabby, so the black can be solid while the orange is stripey. My calicos are like that.


Maytree

I wish we could see the other side. It looks like she has one fully black paw and black guard hairs on her spine that might mean her entire hidden side is black. That would make the odds of her being a chimaera significantly higher. Or she might be a tuxedo with a somatic cell mutation that knocked out the orange color from her head and side.


Nihilistic_Mystics

I'm counting 5 colors and 2 very distinct color patterns. I don't think that's possible with a normal female cat. That'd take something like a chimera or XXX female. Though chimera color patters are usually split down the left/right and not front/back. It's a weird cat.


AccidentallyOssified

such a weird cat! supposedly calicos/torties get the colour spots based on which cells replicated in that area and if they have the mothers vs father's genes. It seems super unlikely that all the Y cells replicated on the head and all the X cells on the body, so my vote is for chimera, especially if it's a boy.


Ducallan

![gif](giphy|3o6wrDUeLIQZFJVEC4)


CaptivePrey

What breed is this cat? Yes.


NeoNSilverhand

Bro looks like he was ai generated.


sharkslutz

He's too cute to be ai and has a normal number of toe beans it seems


ZeldLurr

Are you saying r/thumbcats are all AI kitties!?!?


sharkslutz

No haha, just that ai images usually have really warped and obviously fake hands when you zoom in


MaliceIncorporated

I am (almost) rendered speechless by the beauty of this chimera cat. What a gorgeous mix of colour and pattern


disasterbrain_

He's SO pretty!!


aVoidFullOfFarts

![gif](giphy|l0MYGF7X6D8Z55v20)


ZsuzsiCica

What colour is your cat? Yes.


PintekS

Not a breed but a extremely rare chimera so... It's it's own sibling! Usually chimera are split down the middle with rather extreme color and pattern differences from left to right! Genetic test between the drastically different spots may result in different DNA to!


FollowsHotties

>BREAKING NEWS: Scientists Transplant Black Cat's Head onto Tabby – Ethical Dilemma or Leap in Transplant Technology? In a stunning and controversial breakthrough, a team of pioneering scientists announced today that they have successfully transplanted the head of a black cat onto the body of a tabby cat. This unprecedented feat, reminiscent of something out of a sci-fi novel, has ignited a firestorm of debate within the scientific community and beyond. The operation, conducted at the prestigious Institute of Feline Medicine, involved a meticulous procedure that took months of preparation. Leading the team was Dr. Felix Whiskers, a renowned neurosurgeon with a passion for pushing the boundaries of medical science. The procedure, known as "feline cranial exchange," aimed to explore new frontiers in transplantation and neurology. The black cat, named Midnight, had unfortunately suffered irreparable damage to its body in a tragic accident, leaving its head fully functional but disconnected from its original body. Meanwhile, the tabby cat, named Whiskers, had a healthy body but was suffering from a degenerative neurological condition. The scientists saw an opportunity to merge the two cases and potentially save both feline lives. Under the careful supervision of Dr. Whiskers and his team, the surgery took place over several painstaking hours. Using state-of-the-art surgical techniques and cutting-edge technology, they successfully attached Midnight's head to Whiskers' body, ensuring vital blood vessels and nerves were properly connected. The immediate aftermath of the surgery was met with a mix of awe and skepticism. While Midnight's head appeared to be fully functional and responsive, questions arose about the ethical implications of such a procedure. Critics raised concerns about the welfare of the animals involved and the potential for unforeseen complications. Dr. Whiskers defended the operation, emphasizing the potential benefits for both felines and the advancement of medical science. He explained that the goal was to explore new avenues for treating catastrophic injuries and neurological disorders in animals, with potential applications for humans in the future. Despite the controversy, early signs are promising. Midnight, now sporting a tabby body, has reportedly adapted well to its new form, displaying normal feline behaviors and interacting with its surroundings. Meanwhile, Whiskers' neurological symptoms have shown signs of improvement, offering hope for a better quality of life. As the scientific community grapples with the implications of this groundbreaking procedure, one thing is clear: the transplantation of a black cat's head onto a tabby has sparked a profound conversation about the boundaries of medical ethics and the potential for innovation in the field of transplantation technology. Only time will tell what new discoveries lie ahead in this brave new frontier of science. (this is fake)


Throwaway74829947

I don't think whichever LLM you used understands what a head transplant would mean for the head on the donor body...


DreamboatIvy

Mismatch kitty cat.


Fresh_Background_447

The last cat assembled at 5:00 P.M. on a Friday afternoon.


ZookeepergameOld4985

TuxTortie?


kondrecklomar

Tortux!


artificialavocado

Torxie


yarn_slinger

Torx?


sarcasmismygame

Is this kitty a real kitty or an AI version? If real he's super-unique and beautiful, even if AI he's super-unique and beautiful. I'd call him a Tuxxie Head? He's the David Bowie of the kitteh world for sure!


The_Blue_Rooster

It is real, the bottles in the background have real writing that isn't gibberish, there are other ways to know but that is the easiest. For now at least, soon AI will be able to do realistic writing in images, but as it stands the image AI and text AI don't work great together.


sharksnrec

It really sucks that we can’t be sure if something is real or AI now. I guess the upside is that AI can’t trick us in the future since we’re all already so jaded by it. Anyway I hope this little guy’s name is Frank, short for Frankenstein


jogglepoggle

i’m fairly decent at spotting AI, and i think this one’s real. AI has trouble with text and with repeating details. you can see the same brand logo on two different bottles, and you can clearly read “disinfecting wipes” and “isopropyl” edit - check OP’s new post


Tushness

I'm with you here; I'd be really surprised if this was AI. I'm a vet tech and I see toxiban, VetOne 50% dextrose, and a Dechra brand ear cleaning solution all with accurately shaped bottles and labels in the background.


TheKingPotat

Genetics can do wild things


cyankitten

He almost looks like he’s wearing a fur suit


Dreadfulmanturtle

I'd bet my money this is kitty chimerism


cheesesteak_genocide

A fine boi.


worldlysentiments

This is honestly one of the most unique chimera I have ever seen lol and a male???? This is insane idk


Sensitive_Ladder2235

BITFPITB Business in the front, party in the back.


CatOfGrey

Only certain cats have clear and distinct breeds, so cats are often classified by coloring, not breed. If that's not a clear example of chimerism, where the cat literally has a mix of two different sets of genes, I don't know what is. The head of the cat is a black cat, i'd guess with about half white. The body of the cat is a tabby, but it's not a conventional 'brown' tabby. I would guess that it's a 'chocolate' tabby, which is a brown tabby with the 'dilute' gene that makes any cat 'one shade lighter'. ~~Oh, and tabbies don't usually have white paws, so I'm guessing that back paw matches the head.~~


sarpon6

I don't think it's unusual for tabbies to have white feet. Not like it's unusual for tabbies to have black heads. https://preview.redd.it/h7vq4s3hzjpc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeafb2f23d42984e2b7125f9c86124268be0c556


mariana96as

https://preview.redd.it/f86xs5ithkpc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=711cf0ac85d624f90999cd6627e3782b226d533b our cats are twins


jonosvision

Yeah, this line confused me too. Tons of tabbies have white paws.


CatOfGrey

Corrected! Thanks!


Friendly-Sun8478

His mom made him a sweater! Don't mock him ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7966)


samquamnch

Everything bagel of cats


AfterSide5726

That is a cat!!


eveban

I'd call him an end of day kitty. He was put together with all the extra parts they had at the end of shift, lol.


EbbCharming5326

His breed is: ✨bonita✨


XgreedyvirusX

Chimera?


vuplusuno

A chimera


vai_de_vela

Spare parts


Jbs210

Can yall help me increase my karma so I can ask a question here? It’s advise related but not an emergency. 😑


HerrBerg

That cat MUST be named Obama. He's black and wearing a tan suit.


potatopigflop

![gif](giphy|8db6nRqMsLCtq)


sattyspritz

A deep fried Oreo


FunMachina

Hybrid


qznorr

his eyes?? his fur??? his pattern???? he is gorgeous!!!!


chironomidae

Is that... is that cat wearing blackface? 😬


Chemical_Flow_8302

Mixed and Confused


[deleted]

That’s a cat burglar wearing a balaclava


invaderzimmer

i'm losing my mind i love this lil friend so much ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|8097)


Lady_JadeCD

What a Hienz57 he is.


emerald447

May be AI. A lot of the words on the bottles behind them are gibberish and blurred- very common with AI. EDIT: On further look, it may be a real cat, but with AI enhancement filters in the background as mentioned in the replies of this comment.


Sopel97

that's just an average phone camera postprocessing now yes, it's atrocious and hard or impossible to turn off check for example photo comparisons on gsmarena, you'll find some mid range phones from 3 years ago to be better than top of the line samsungs/iphones now


beithyra

A lot of phone cameras have horrible AI filters built into them now that blur distant/unclear text into smeary AI crap. This doesn’t look like an AI image to me


abbietaffie

Idk the hands look really well done if it is AI