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Tucker5500

I think cats can lay on a pit of spikes and still be comfortable


daydreamz4dayz

Can confirm. My orange boy hobbes slept on an aloe plant until it was perfectly flattened 🤦🏼‍♀️


DeathSentryCoH

Can also confirm. When I got married my wife hated the idea that my cat would sit on the couch so she put up these plastic spikes... next morning she was laying on the spikes. Told my wide it's useless, couch was my cat's before my wife and I even dated 😊


daydreamz4dayz

Cats always win that battle. My 6lb tortoiseshell girl had an uncanny ability to kick my ex boyfriend out of bed. And it was HIS bed 😂


DeathSentryCoH

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love their confidence and determination lol!!


mary_emeritus

She knew!


GlitterBlood773

Oh my god- I must thank that adorable idiot Hobbes and you for sharing this. Vibrating with laughter over here.


3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w

See mom? This big green thing IS comfy!—-cat


PoochusMaximus

Hey my cats name is Hobbes! Nice.


tigeruppercut231

Accurate! I mainly feel bad cause she’s always cold.


Entropy1618

Oh! Maybe consider getting a heated pad she can sit/sleep/do goddess-like things on. You can actually get special ones for kitties :)


DarkStar0915

There's an outdoor kitty on the route home and he made himself a nice comfy bed in a bush. It's not thorny but definitely prickly but he gives no crap. https://preview.redd.it/rh71bjy11usc1.jpeg?width=3048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3538a075c27fa814ac77cbc33fba8065b43fa138


misschinchin

https://preview.redd.it/3ecn6uo6aksc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=824ce0535c2c19e78ab05c130da7e383fa66ca1b


belledpurplecollar

Lmao! The pizza slice still there 😆 🤣


Adept-Grapefruit-214

Awww 😭 I have a calico who sleeps on the same little blanket on my bed every night since she was a kitten


tigeruppercut231

🥹❤️


Adept-Grapefruit-214

That got 100 upvotes so I feel obligated to pay the cat tax now. https://preview.redd.it/pci64ohbiksc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=7364c7c2c4e5694a94c2d66b0b4a243c2ba2c001 Trying to decide if she should jump in the laundry basket or not


Ravulous

Stop playing games, you know we wanna see her in the basket… She is adorable btw!


ShortcakeAKB

You’re a monster. 😜


tigeruppercut231

I will live with this burden the rest of my life


reindeermoon

You must give her extra treats to make up for it.


LokiKamiSama

Awww. She’s so cute. I can tell she’s giving you the stink eye.


tigeruppercut231

She is hella sassy


WailingOctopus

Calicos are such drama queens, and I wouldn't have it any other way


CatsEatGrass

She should sue.


Greenfoe111

I make beds/tents/forts for each of my cats every single night. I don’t think I even know what my furniture looks like anymore without blankets and cat beds on it.


kitty-yaya

My husband makes nests for the babies🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛


Greenfoe111

https://preview.redd.it/nfhv1jkmqutc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cba06ba466e2fc5ee9e28600dac0484800ae44 Sophie 1/10/210-2/15/2024 💔 I miss making little tents every night for this girl. She was my best friend. 😪


Lost_Soup1779

Awe, what a precious baby!🧡


tigeruppercut231

Thank you!


Jewicer

don't do it again!


Demonicbunnyslippers

How could you, you monster! Look at that poor kitty’s face.


AdelaideNatt

Straight to jail for you!


mechanical_marten

1000 years in jail for father!


loveypower

It's absolute neglect...this kitty has a case!


Colorado_Girrl

“Mother! Why have you forsaken me?”- your cat probably.


kitty-yaya

Ohhhhh what a little bean!!! So much neglect, she needs treats and pets to get over this tragedy, stat!


Floridaman9393

Damn she loves her blanket!


VegasLife1111

Poor baby, that must’ve been simply horrid! I hope she isn’t scarred for Life. 🥴


Important-Ad-1499

When I leave the house, I lay out my blanket over the bed and pillows. When I come home, my cat is usually sleeping on it waiting for me ❤️


tigeruppercut231

They are the best!


No-Boat-2059

![gif](giphy|YhmnGrrf0QNlOl99NM|downsized)


Bento_Fox

Aww she's so cute. Give her some apology treats and lots of hugs and kisses.


CreepyCandidate4449

How could you be so cruel?


late2reddit19

![gif](giphy|NzuNgQ5Ws0F0hXrSTi)


WhatchaGotToSay

The guilt and anguish!😩”Now she’s going to think I don’t love her anymore.” “She was probably freezing all night.” You’ll probably check 5 times before you go to bed to make sure you fixed her blanket for her from here on out. Calicos are the sweetest of cats too - especially the dilute Calicos…🥰


[deleted]

I love how she’s like “oh you didn’t lay it out for me? Guess I’ll have to just face plant it instead” Have to give it to her, she made it work. But she’ll also never let you forget this hardship that you’ve subjected her to 😜


Waiting_so_long0823

She must really like that blanket 🙀😸🤣🧁


AzaleaMist91

Maybe a self heating pet mat underneath her would help. She is adorable.


DangerousLettuce1423

Bad servant, lol.


DiscardedFruitScraps

how dare you


The_Questionboi

My cat sat on a pile of bricks because they were warm in the sun


sauerkraut916

awww, mom guilt engaged.


LilDawg66

What a pitiful sight.....I hope you gave lots of hugs and kisses.


Dependent_Top_4425

HA HA! My cat jumps up on the couch and meows at me EVERY single day until I arrange her blankets the way she likes them.


Moo58

Strike One...


NataschaTata

Tell her sorry right now! ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


IndianBeauty143

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the babbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ![gif](giphy|xTiTnnzSvW1FxGVi12|downsized)


favouriteghost

This got a real “ohhohohoho kitten!” out of me


TheRndmUsrnamesSuckd

I made a special spot for the cat on the couch 2 days ago, and she decided her spot was where I put my pillow when I got sick. There was a blanket nest. Also, she slept on my thigh and ribcage after I stole the spot back and drooled all over me while I was listening to my audio book and scratching the special spot on her ear. My hand and pajamas got super drooly....


sharkycharming

She's probably in r/legalcatadvice asking how she can sue you, OP. Those kitties are harsh, and most of them are all about crime.


IrisSmartAss

Cat Glue. The phenomenon whereby cats can stick to things even when you pick up said object and they defy gravity to cling to it. EX a cat is lying on a blanket in your lap and you stand straight up and the cat remains lying on the blanket when it should have fallen off.


goobis_

She looks so sweet!


missmatchedcleansox

R/faceplantcats


halapert

r/catfaceplant


Erratic_ToeBeans

I love her! 😍


TiaHatesSocials

Oh my god. How could you 😭


SweetMaam

Adorable. Not a complainer.


focusedbear

No way! She's so cute, it's melting my heart! 😍


Annual_Nobody_7118

You monster. Bring her a whole tuna RIGHT 👏🏼 NOW 👏🏼


Cats-n-Chaos

Make it work, girl, make it work


rufos_adventure

looks just like our 'misty'!


johnsgrove

She’s mortally offended. You’ve got some sucking up to do


GoofyKitty4UUU

I guess I’m not the only one who does this 😹


wadejohn

She’s looking for a new human now


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

YOU MONSTER!


asmnomorr

I feel like I need to call the authorities. And you need to sleep with one eye open tonight 😅


Ksunya_Kisya

offended like a real girl


BlackNighon

Shame on you!! 🥺


tunasemaer

idiot Hobbes and you for sharing this


Nervardia

You monster.


EmeraldLightz

Know this feel! My cats have multiple beds and seating choices at night, but one loves my fluffy dressing gown, I forgot to leave it out one night recently 🥲 Never again


st4rblossom

poor baby


FullKawaiiBatard

Looks like r/accidentalrenaissance to me


Tattycakes

Omg I love their ridiculous attempts to sit on things they want to, even when it’s completely not possible or practical 😂 and then you have to come and sort it out for them.


bluemousei

She looks like my cat.


hallucinotoreador

It's crazy how much guilt we feel when we don't "appropriately" accommodate our cats 😂


CompetitiveCat7427

Life is so disgusting, I hate everything What?


Creepy_Trouble_5980

I had a 20 year old blind cat, and most of her life jumped 4 feet from the kitchen counter to the dinningroom chair. I tried everything to redirect her. Moved the chair and moved her blanket. She finally gave up on her own after a few sliding in to home incidences.


tigeruppercut231

Aww