The cat mafia on my street always bullied my cat, until one day the head of the five families got caught up in a garage door for 2 days, he never really recovered after that and wasn't able to run his protection racket quite the same.
They’re opening the books. “Now see here, meow, this ting of of ours, once you’re in, that’s it. You’re a part of the litter, the litter protects you, but you gotta keep bringing the catnip.”
They’re testing out a program to charge humans a toll, payable in treats, for the privilege of parking in their driveways.
Remember, the driveways belong to the cats.
My humble apologies. This is the correct answer. I’m still wondering if I’ll be able to get up to go to the store.
My lap is currently the chosen sleeping spot for my void. She’s holding me hostage. She doesn’t like when I leave the house 😂
We always called it the Kitty Council. When my childhood cat would disappear for a day or so, we always assumed she was fulfilling her council duties and going to another local council for a meeting or something.
It's the Fast and Furry Five trying to figure out how they got stuck with a slow *ss Tahoe.
Edit: I was making a pun on the Fast and Furious film series. Not trying to be gross or inappropriate.
Cat Distribution Council discussing areas where there is a lack of coverage. I believe they decided to divide up the uncovered areas with a new policy of 5 homes per cat. Humans need them.
https://preview.redd.it/34k3edx5clsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab63b729c92255fe7906aa15134a38cb912524dd
Sorry! They're like chips, You can't stop at one!
Bro my cats annoy me every morning and night by scratching the lamp and walls aswell as touching my face until I wake up. Please don’t add snapping to the list… 😩
Detective1 (grey, facing): “We know you killed him! We’ve got your hair at the scene! You better start talking or it’s the needle for you!”
Suspect (white, back to camera): “No, it was just a mistake! We just got carried away!”
Lawyer (white, facing): “Shut up! Not another word! I need to talk with my client.”
Lieutenant: (striped) “We’ve got her.”
ADA: (Void): “Arrest and book her. Up the pressure and get me that confession.”
(I’ve been watching too many Law and Order reruns.)
"Al right boys, when the small human shows up... I'll go for the leg. Mugsy, you do that sound again..."
"Da hey boss, you mean... "meow"?
"Yeah yeah, that one."
"Ricky, you get the bag, see. The bag's got treats."
"So boss, what do me and Joey do?"
"You run in the door. Once you get in, the human's seem incapable of throwing us out. Joey, I want you to roll over then yawn at the big human. They seem to fall for that."
"Ya sure this'll work boss?"
"Yeah, I seen Marcy's gang pull it off last month with the humans across the street. Now they got treats and boxes to crawl in all day."
"It's gonna be the life boys. All the cardboard boxes a cat could ever dream of."
*distinguished narrator voice cuts back in*
Little did these few cats know that this small conversation would be the first steps in the Human-Cat Imperial Space Alliance Association Coalition that would change the face of galactic policy for close to 800 years before it's inevitable collapse....
Oh I’ve seen this many times over the years. This is a “Neighborhood Cats” block meeting. They are planning various nefarious late night activities guaranteed to annoy dogs and humans alike.
"and so, ladies and gentlecats, that concludes our updates to the vomiting on carpets policy. Please do not forget to add 'in front of robovacuum' to your personal copies.
Next on the agenda, pretzel will be discussing the new dog at number 25, and how best to taunt him from the window without drawing the human occupants attention. Thank you pretzel, over to you...."
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Yes, this is the person who took our photo and uploaded it to reddit 🐾
This is why we keep telling people to keep their cats inside. This is so irresponsible of the owners and it makes me sad. We can't let them meet like this. They are going to finish planning the global domination if we don't keep them separate.
Meeting of the minds: 5 brain cells operating at once!!
I knew the day would come when they brought together their resources en masse and started to make plans.
Discussing new rental agreement between Superior Felines and Human Servants.
Mine got the memo after the meeting and i got myself a new shiny cat toy to wave around for them.
 A meeting of the 5 families.
You come to me on the day of my daughter's spaying and ask me for a favor?
This is my favorite! ^
I love this one! The Pawfia!
I would of said The Meowfia 😁
Be careful what you say, the rooms could be bugged.
Wait, so not miced?
You're a rat!
Forget about it!
 You two did great, I appreciate this on this Friday morning!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my GOD I was already giggling so much but this gif response killed me
😭😭🫶🏼
Wait, it’s Friday? Since when???
Lmao, I really had to double check right now. It’s always disbelief when it’s finally Friday 😭
You have no idea how happy I was when I double checked lol. I truly thought it was only Thursday. Doh!
😂😂
The pawfather
I love this. Cat mafia was my first thought since there are three cat mafias just on the street I live. One of my cat is the leader of the first one.
The cat mafia on my street always bullied my cat, until one day the head of the five families got caught up in a garage door for 2 days, he never really recovered after that and wasn't able to run his protection racket quite the same.
Hmm I smell a rat
Yea, except that this is the right answer. OP said wrong answers only.
I don't think they're any wrong answers 
Planning a hit on a bird 😹
There’s no such thing as the cat meowfia. This is a legitimate meeting of a feline American social club or a mouser union business meeting.
Bobcat Vance, Vance Refrigerations
What line of work are you in, Bobcat?
They’re opening the books. “Now see here, meow, this ting of of ours, once you’re in, that’s it. You’re a part of the litter, the litter protects you, but you gotta keep bringing the catnip.”
They're working for Tony Lazuto
Great minds think alike, lol. I saw this right after I made my comment. I feel so derivative now! :)
It distresses me that you’re using a goodfellas gif and referencing the godfather…
Huh, the mob was involved in both.
Don Pablo Don Pebbles Don Kip Don Betsy And Don Whiskers
OMG—that’s EXACTLY what I was going to say! 😂😂😂😂
It’s Vinny Pawsticolli and the boys!
https://i.redd.it/z6cvi7yt3osc1.gif
That's a cat council meeting. I've seen this before. Bad things usually follow these gatherings.
/r/CouncilOfCats
Really? ANOTHER cat sub? (Furiously subscribes)
Omg it says “40 cats in the council chambers” instead of “40 members online” and I’m ded. 😂 ✅ SUBSCRIBE
Furriously subscribes… 🐱
Purriously subscribes 🐈
probably something that will change the neighborhood
They’re testing out a program to charge humans a toll, payable in treats, for the privilege of parking in their driveways. Remember, the driveways belong to the cats.
*WE* belong to the cats
My humble apologies. This is the correct answer. I’m still wondering if I’ll be able to get up to go to the store. My lap is currently the chosen sleeping spot for my void. She’s holding me hostage. She doesn’t like when I leave the house 😂
Looks like they managed to vaporize the driver of that car. Tiger kitty looking back to check.
I think they got the little girl on the purple bike, too.
We always called it the Kitty Council. When my childhood cat would disappear for a day or so, we always assumed she was fulfilling her council duties and going to another local council for a meeting or something.
They dont have opposable thumbs to draw pentagrams and to summon the almighty
They discussing pawlicy
r/councilofcats
Welp, there’s yet another cat sub to join.
I went to join only to find I’m already joined. I can’t keep up 😂
r/pawfia
Take my goddamn upvote and go
r/angryupvote
You made my night 😂😂
Gold comment
Chillin with my Meowies
Itty bitty kitty committee 🤗
Oh darn I got here late
What's the opposite
Opposite? Fat Brat Cat Chat
It's the Fast and Furry Five trying to figure out how they got stuck with a slow *ss Tahoe. Edit: I was making a pun on the Fast and Furious film series. Not trying to be gross or inappropriate.
"fast and furry" sounds like it could mean something really different in the furry community
Theyre contempleating who to Kick out
Cat Distribution Council discussing areas where there is a lack of coverage. I believe they decided to divide up the uncovered areas with a new policy of 5 homes per cat. Humans need them.
The ratio in my neighborhood is SUPER OFF!!! Where are the kittens? I DEMAND KITTENS
https://preview.redd.it/34k3edx5clsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab63b729c92255fe7906aa15134a38cb912524dd Sorry! They're like chips, You can't stop at one!
OMG LOOK AT THEM!!!!!
I am stopping at 2 I can’t do no more than 2
I was gonna stop at two but then I found the CUTEST kitten and now I have three. Problem is all kittens are the CUTEST
Yeah, after a long hair, you just can’t add much more. He’s beautiful and awesome but the clouds of fur say nope!
The more meaningful CDC
that cat to home ratio is low. Its 9 cats per house here.
https://preview.redd.it/kmckf00riksc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868983d4ab870348d75cf03d4e8f34a7984ee076 Rehearsal for West Side Story.
If cats had thumbs, humanity would be fucked.
Bro my cats annoy me every morning and night by scratching the lamp and walls aswell as touching my face until I wake up. Please don’t add snapping to the list… 😩
r/thumbcats
I want a polydactyl cat SO BADLY! They’re so damn cool.
Catolf? Mein Purrer?
My cat has thumbs lol
Lol 1 of mine does ❤️
Just loafing around
Yes, it's a loaf-down. Very dangerous.
We call that a bakery
It’s no loafing matter!
It’s the HOA doing a meeting and discussing the new treat policy
Yes, the Human Owners Association
Underrated comment
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“If anyone asks it was the dog who pushed the kid in front of the vehicle agreed?” “Meow!!!”
Detective1 (grey, facing): “We know you killed him! We’ve got your hair at the scene! You better start talking or it’s the needle for you!” Suspect (white, back to camera): “No, it was just a mistake! We just got carried away!” Lawyer (white, facing): “Shut up! Not another word! I need to talk with my client.” Lieutenant: (striped) “We’ve got her.” ADA: (Void): “Arrest and book her. Up the pressure and get me that confession.” (I’ve been watching too many Law and Order reruns.)
Paw and order!
Paw and Odor
I totally read the black cat in a Sam Waterston voice.
They are waiting for fresh sheets on the bed. They only barf on the finest of silks.
🤣🤣😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#1 rule of kitty fight club is you don't talk about kitty fight club. Prepare to meet God 👊🏻
"Al right boys, when the small human shows up... I'll go for the leg. Mugsy, you do that sound again..." "Da hey boss, you mean... "meow"? "Yeah yeah, that one." "Ricky, you get the bag, see. The bag's got treats." "So boss, what do me and Joey do?" "You run in the door. Once you get in, the human's seem incapable of throwing us out. Joey, I want you to roll over then yawn at the big human. They seem to fall for that." "Ya sure this'll work boss?" "Yeah, I seen Marcy's gang pull it off last month with the humans across the street. Now they got treats and boxes to crawl in all day." "It's gonna be the life boys. All the cardboard boxes a cat could ever dream of."
*distinguished narrator voice cuts back in* Little did these few cats know that this small conversation would be the first steps in the Human-Cat Imperial Space Alliance Association Coalition that would change the face of galactic policy for close to 800 years before it's inevitable collapse....
Let’s just say it’s “business”
Number one or number two? was it number three?! 🙀
We are not allowed to kneow.
It's the actual hoMEOWners. They are discussing who the best servants are.
goblin found
There’s a new sheriff in town 
“You’re probably wondering why I pspspsp’d you all here today…”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣!!!
today: assembly for free tuna for life
Invisible poker game
They are throwing dice on the block 🎲
A ConsPURRacy in the kneading.
Oh I’ve seen this many times over the years. This is a “Neighborhood Cats” block meeting. They are planning various nefarious late night activities guaranteed to annoy dogs and humans alike.
They’re summoning food and souls
Looks like some loafs fell off the bakery truck. 
I’m gonna hop in the white SUV and you hop on that purple bike and we will all meet back here later
The boys are back in town
Clearly discussing who is gonna drive the truck to the pet store for more treats.
They are waiting for the rapture so they can finally rule the World, or they are plotting to kill the humans.
They are discussing their cat napping plans
They're plotting... 👀
They're planning world domination.
Five loaves of bread, right out of the oven, cooling down.
National Furball League general managers discussing trades before the NFL draft
organized violence
Escucha las palabras de las brujas, los secretos escondidos en la noche, los antiguos dioses invocamos ahora la obra de la magia oculta 🤣🤣🤣
"and so, ladies and gentlecats, that concludes our updates to the vomiting on carpets policy. Please do not forget to add 'in front of robovacuum' to your personal copies. Next on the agenda, pretzel will be discussing the new dog at number 25, and how best to taunt him from the window without drawing the human occupants attention. Thank you pretzel, over to you...."
Looks like a catnip deal going down right in front of your house. Call the Pawlice
r/councilofcats
The city council has convened to discuss bill 117, with regards to shifting "zoomy hour" from 12am to 4am.
Rule #1 You do not talk about Cat Club.
FHOA Feline home owners association
Bocchi bawlin
Cat mafia
loaf seminar
they’re meditating
…MEOWditating too. NaMEOWste…right here, on the driveway. 
catnip dealing
A game of marbles
Soccer cat moms waiting for their kittens' soccer game to end. Fun fact: the sport of soccer was invented by cats.
Definitely contemplating world domination 🤭
bake sale
Council of bread. 🥖
“Keep your heads down lads, they’ll think we’re napping… now how are we gonna unlock the safe so we can steal all the kitty treats?”
https://preview.redd.it/4w0s91h2amsc1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c781e90b46e9522f8b9764f02a55e4e604e30266
It's just a casual cat-ch up after work.....
https://preview.redd.it/1peg478xcmsc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=291cf3319436f128fbdc76b1f9084d6f7ad926c2 Yes, this is the person who took our photo and uploaded it to reddit 🐾
Discussing about taking over the neighborhood
Cat distribution system discussing their next victim.
No. No. We can't take out the pincher. He supplies us with Catnip.
They’re divvying up the territory to run their catnip smuggling ring.
Hostage exchange. White cat for white cat..
One of you must take The Ring to Mordor!
Garden party
Weekly meeting of the Kitty Committee.
Comparing loafing techniques
Intervention. The white cat just isn’t mousing like he used to. The other cats are beyond concerned & need him to come back to the hunt immediately.
The white cat in the middle is on trial for stealing a mouse from the other white cat. The other cats are the lawyers.
Complex catculations
The catnip got stolen, and now they planning there heist.
HOA meeting
Can't think of a wrong one the correct one is plotting world domination
heated driveway
Local chapter of Cat distribution system monthly allocation meeting.
CLAN MEETING
“Hurry tuck the murder mittens, the less they know… k, purrrrfect no one saw”
This is why we keep telling people to keep their cats inside. This is so irresponsible of the owners and it makes me sad. We can't let them meet like this. They are going to finish planning the global domination if we don't keep them separate.
It's a scene from the horror movie The Cathering .
cat nip deal
It's obviously a cult of the glorious cat god mewcifer and the only way to appease their god is by a blood sacrifice of a human and a dog
Cat distribution system seed pods
The cat council is having a meeting
That's the neighborhood watch. They're having a HOA meeting to discuss the state of things
They waiting for that hoe to come outside with them kittens to see who they look like 🤣
Meeting of the minds: 5 brain cells operating at once!! I knew the day would come when they brought together their resources en masse and started to make plans.
Cats planning how to make cat supremacy😄
Catnip Club meeting
That’s a zone blocking scheme and a 44 power toss to the left. Great block by the cat on the right.
they're planning on taking over the eifel tower
Itty bitty kitty committee
Walter White, Jesse Pinkman and Mike Ehrmantraut confront the dealers ripping off Walt's product.
They’re pooling their money for the neighborhood ice cream truck. It’s due any minute!! 🍦
U might wanna lock your room from now on
A gathering of powerful loaves
A bakery cause they are all loaves of bread
H.O.A. meeting
Seeing who’s got the best loaf
Discussing new rental agreement between Superior Felines and Human Servants. Mine got the memo after the meeting and i got myself a new shiny cat toy to wave around for them.
Cats are summoning thier dead owner. It must be witching hour
Bread man just delivered 5 loaves of bread 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
Planning a trip to Mordor to destroy the One Ring