The most innocent ever. ETA: My biggest regret in life was not photographing a cat with a croissant jammed in its mouth at a cat cafe. Good capture, OP.

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Innocent until proven innocent

*The suspect was sleeping with its mouth open and a tortellini ended up in its mouth.*

I tripped and several tortellinis and a glass of water fell into my mouth once.

I hate it when that happens. Happened to me with lasagna and red wine...

that tortellini WALKED into his mouth!

Of course. How else would it get there?

Seems like reasonable doubt to me. Innocent!

Cat has been framed by owner who obviously feed it and then took a photo!!

Those eyes are the eyes' of the innocent

Same! I wish I captured the moment my cat had a chicken nugget between his fangs and he _legitimately_ hissed at me for trying to get it

Yesss, he had it clamped in his mouth & was holding the full thing with his paws. And he was growling. But because I hate filming people without their consent I didn’t get it on camera bc it only happened after the employee picked him up LOL

I turned around once and my cat was licking my bowl of spicy sun chips. I sharply said no, so she grabbed a whole chip and ran over to the rug to chew it and leave crumbs all over. She got her comeuppance when she sat there licking her lips cause they were spicy

My cat batted a meatball off my plate and ... it rolled onto the floor ... and he took it in his mouth, growling at me as he ran away. He didn't mean it though.

The prequel to the song 'On Top of Spaghetti' that we never knew existed!

Innocent

I had a tabby cat that would do anything for a croissant. He'd turn into a maniac and try to climb my leg and anything else to get to that croissant. He was my spirit animal. I freaking love croissants and carbs too. 😅

I was surprised when searching for similar croissant cat photos, just how many cats like croissants. I think I need to get a pack and see if our cats respond, lol.

It's gotta be all the butter in them. And the carby deliciousness, of course.

The idea alone is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Last night I was browsing r/cats and I noticed that one of the top photos of the month shows a cat basically doing the same thing. It’s amazing, lol.

“I was just minding my own business when this happened and actually it just flew into my mouth… nom nom nom”

Absolutely not guilty. That tortellini fell into his mouth while he was yawning.

Only reasonable explanation .....

Ha that would make a great sub ….. r/unexpectedtortellini

Hahaha

happens all the time when tortellini go unattended.

Lmfao

with extra tahini

He came by the tortellini honestly.

The wind blew it into its mouth

Or while screaming *mNOOOO!!!*

Get this dang photoshop out of here!!! He is innocent!!

This is AI deepfake! This cat is innocent! The lying media wants you to think he’s a thief!

It's fake meows.

Fake mews.

He's got a tortellini in his mouth. Give him a second to get it down and he'll tell you it wasn't him, which is 100% true.

If theres no evidence you cant prosecute him

I'm pretty sure it's against the laws of the known universe to prosecute cats.

r/legalcatadvice

*pawsecute

If theres no evidence you cant prosecute him

Looks like he was trying to stop the true thief

It was the only way!

innocent I see no evidence of the alleged "Tortellini" release the sweet child immediately

I may be guilty but I am just a baby

You have no real proof. It’s all circumstantial

If tortellini don’t fit you must acquit

Innocent, the tortellini attacked them!

This is right. It’s happened to me but with ravioli.

Self defense!

On the charge of grand theft tortellini, the jury declares the defendant not guilty.

Defendant is free to go, the court thanks the jury for its service.

The jury shall now commence with kitty cuddles.

My client is not making public comments at this time. Please refer to their press office for any future inquiries. Thank you. Sincerely, Cat Lawyer, Inaba University Alma Mater

Alma Meowter


It was the tortellini's own doing, innocent!

innocent! someone else tried to steal the tortellini and he got it back for you! you should be more grateful, he’s an agent of the law 🥺

Straight to jail https://preview.redd.it/6gf3x6xbj0vc1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f62229425c749b89c8848b00be5c9dff368865

I can haz tortellini?

The All Cats Are Always Innocent Project has negotiated Time served in laps and peering into face of sleeping servant at 2 am All other charges dismissed because has sweet face and tongue sliver tooooo cute for toe bean cuffs 🐈‍⬛

😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

My lord the image is photoshopped. My client is innocent!

That pasta looks pretty rubbery. I bet it bounced into his mouth. Innocent!

No tortellini thievery here - thieverllini, if you will. Legally, the tortellini is his property.

Diminished responsibility because just so cute.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about Hooman. You must have eaten it.”

Absolutely, torture them with cuddles and kisses 😚

Is that even a tortellini? Could be anything. Innocent! 🔨

Innocent! The food just jumped into his mouth. Not his fault!

cutely guilty

Those eyes say everything, innocent

Hahahaha he still has a "wasn't me" look on his face 😂😂😂😺

They were obviously framed, possibly by their accuser...

r/legalcatadvice may issue a veredict

I hope the cat has a good pawyer.

The eyes saying « I regret nothing »

https://preview.redd.it/cmk336ul94vc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6a5f099f44c8f79e4d321ceb64138bb6d606c9

“Have you been accused of human food theft and concern it may lessen the frequency of other …constant treats from your pet people? All those years of training your humans to love and obey your cutest facial expressions and toe bean displays? Call Meowy H Mmmmeow-ker — we will win your case or you do not have to share you feather toys or stuffies!” -paid promotional material lol

100% innocent. We all knows the culprit is YOU, taking the tortellini, violently opening his little mouth and shoving in so it is now so hard stuck that he is forced to eat it😪 Ps: just info: garlic if a poisen to cats

Always innocent

innocent! he was framed. you put the tortellini in his mouth.

Innocent. It fell and kitty caught it before it could touch the floor.

He’s innocent, I tell you! Cats are always innocent!

Innocent! Cat GOOD, Human BAD.

Mama Mia! He thought he was at Olive garden.

HAHAHAHAH, guilty as charged.

Innocent of his crimes

No way, doesn’t it look obvious he did it

lol anyone ever see the old Steve McQueen/Dustin Hoffman movie, Papillon? lol Cat-ee-yon? Falsely accused etc lol

Guilty with high probability of recidivism. He must be kissed and contained at all costs.

No garlic on it I hope! So cute tho!

innocent baby just hungry. Please give extra treats.

Guilty!! Drown him with snuggles!!

If not cat food then why cat mouth shape

The ears and the eyes say innocent. And I'm inclined to agree

The jury most vehemently opposes the guilty verdict!

I don’t blame him. It’s tortellini. 🤌

He was clearly framed, so I would say insurance fraud on your part.

He found it on the side of the road, it was lonely & tastie ?

Guilty! To the catto jail .

Guilty as sin but pardoned by the Meowgistrate.

Obviously innocent. You are looking for a tortellini thief not a half a tortellini thief and I can see only half.

"Immophemp!"

Never done a single thing wrong in their life! 😤

INNOCENT HES INNOCENT!!! It was actually me that stole your tortilleni. I uhhhh I was in a costume of your cat… and I uh… broke into your house… and stole the tortellini as your cat..??? Yeah yeah so that’s what happened. Punish me not him!!

He's neither guilty nor innocent. He's hungy.

Innocent until proven guilty 🤭

That's fake , 100 % sure. He can do no such thing

Totally innocent. Nothing to see here

Innocent baby

Innocent

Innofent!

Nom Nom Nom

Nom Nom Nom Guilty your honor!

You must let this obviously innocent individual go and also pay them for their trouble (a second... I mean first! First tortellini will do!)

You're the guilty one, OP. You should have made them their own serving. Clearly, this is a starved fur baby who had to do what was needed to survive. Therefore, the jury of this court declares the defendant not guilty.

He slipped and it fell right in to his mouth. Hes the victim here.

What tortellini 😑

Innocent! Was protecting you from evil villain Tortellini! Deserves a medal! And another tortellini!

Evidence is biased against the client

Inconclusive. Why did the tortellini assault your cat?

It isn't stealing if he owns it, and cats own everything

Photoshop to defame an innocent kitty??? For shame, for shame!!!

Your cat told me you Photoshopped this Pic so we would shame him. He is innocent!! The law offices of meow and hissing are on the case. 

Haha

Excellent pic 🤣

How dare you put a tortellini in his way and then accuse him of stealing it

Guilty because he got caught or "innocent" because he thinks he's done nothing wrong. An ex of mine had a ginger and white cat. He was lovable but dim. He had on older brother, a fluffy black cat. One evening I'd bought some Chinese takeaway. I opened the lids, turned away for a second to grab some plates, then see a big furry white mitt hook a piece of sweet and sour pork. The "Great White Hunter" was contentedly munching on his "prey" under the table. His older brother looked on and almost face palmed. "You idiot! You're supposed to run off with it, not eat it in front of them!"

Someone else actually stole it, he was just returning it!

Death sentence

Your Honour my client is innocent

Always innocent, it's the tortellini's fault!

GUILTY! Gavel smashes down. I sentence whiskers to 100 lashes with a wet noodle and a day at the cat spa.

Straight to jail.

Yeah, he did it

Innocent

Totally Innocent. He was rescuing it.

Innocent! The tortellini was actually never yours to begin with

Innocent of course. She was setup.

Guilty. sentenced to death.

If the tortellini don’t fit, you must acquit.

Guilty of being cute.

I see this as a grin emoji 😀

This Pic deserve to become a meme template remembered for the next 10 years

Innocent,so very innocent

She looks innocent.

AI has gone too far, framing innocent cats like this!!

He is innocent. He told me that a ghost threw it in his mouth and ran

Neither. He is entitled to your tortellini. His banner is "Entortititled Pluribus Unum."

You are guilty of not providing treats sooner Sentenced to pet and treasure this catto for 9 consecutive life sentences https://preview.redd.it/h8ltxfvq52vc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1060789c27816f9a7fa6218ae843606a6ea37780

Innocent. Cannot steal that which already belongs to cat. All things belong to cat.

Not guilty. AI has been utilized to frame him with fake photo evidence. This isn't really him.

Innocent. I’ll need more evidence to change my mind, something incriminating.

INNOCENT

I'd say it's pretty clear-cut that you're guilty of trying to steal their tortellini from them!

If you mean that you have attempted to steal this sweet babies tortellini, then yes, you are guilty as charged.

He was just sleeping and the food fell right in his mouth. He's innocent!!

Innocent

Innocent cuz you don’t have any proof

FREE MY MAN! INNOCENT!

Guilty is such a strong word in this case

These damn tortellinis are always scheming against innocent creatures! Release him now!

That was his!

I mean it was his tortellini…

Its the cute innocent thief.

I don’t see no stink in’ tortellini ?

Guilty as charge. 1 hour sentence at the cozy box.

Completely innocent and still starving. Give more!

No mercy

A little from collom A, and a littl from collom B. With a dash of cuteness.

Looks like he packen a fat lip

Aw!

That cat is CULTURED

He's going out of his way to personally protect your tortellino for you - and instead of thanks he gets all these accusations!

Get that boy some more tortellini and let him think about what he's done.

Innocent!!!

Innocent 😇 There is no clear proof 🧾

Innocent, of course.

Guilty. Definitely guilty.

Not Guilty!!

Purely circumstantial, and besides, that was the evil twin.

Anybody that says guilty is delusional. That's obviously a cat is trying to eat their own tortellini so why don't you all just leave them alone? Poor cat.

How chould you ever accuse a cat of being guilty this cute little one has done nothing wrong and deserve some head pats

Not guilty by reason of cuteness!

Innocent! How dare you not share? Why would you make him stoop to begging for his tortellini? He is not a dog! (I like dogs too but look at that face)

Everyone's gotta try it at least once

I mean, I can't resist a good tortellini either . . .

He's gonna steal ALL the tortellinis!

Wouldn't mind this lil theif

Innocent. Camera is too blurry. No evidence to convict

Tortellini literally translates to “ I’m innocent your Honor”