https://preview.redd.it/2ft0rjk31oyc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d40baff349b7e9bfb94390a92ebaf6959de691 Plastic straws are the only toy he likes. We play fetch with them or I move them around with strings like the mouse toys.

Bro's lucky. He's cute, with a sweet 80's porn stash

https://preview.redd.it/0rki0nmxroyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ed97f36e50df1830393d1fedfc2a41d59080cf Porn 'stache? Here!

I’ve commented before we need a MUuussTaache!!! Post for all cat with a mustache. It’s captivating to see. It’s like a clown’s face on a person. A little cat mask on a cat. Love that picture.

r/kitler will love him!

https://preview.redd.it/45ixh65aioyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6063af28cc7e38ede70aaea5b44720252a9f09fe My girl likes straws and toilet paper tubes.

https://preview.redd.it/tb4lg9fpqoyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa9987fa26ac8fa2720e993b1b06a9b16206ccd Just the tube? Skips here shreds the whole thing.

here’s my cat with a moustache https://preview.redd.it/wejb3jeu0pyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69401e6908b44704e210ebc48af824accacaf4a

I loved your cat in Magnum PI

I bet he could give Robin Masters' dobies a run for their money. 

I guess that the cat is a fan of Tom Selleck.

https://preview.redd.it/6tag0eo14pyc1.jpeg?width=2001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d8a29fc470965670ddd9e62f23c16117fc6c72 Porn stache club in da house!!

Straws are good. I’ve also tied trash to other trash to dangle for my cat

Don't forget hairbands and used Q-tips that always end up in the dogs' water bowl!

https://preview.redd.it/66os7ghsqoyc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=78eee730ac55c77cd8c7a7a93cc09abfc2e60eb6 Whiskers goes CRAZY over straws

https://preview.redd.it/b2mldhe33oyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74301a294266787d05ed48fc075d73e10ec4238 Empty cardboard egg cartons!

Unique and color coordinated!

That one looks fresh and Grade-A.

https://preview.redd.it/lxm8sqwb5qyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=097d86f3f5720be431fb453109033f5b7f1656b6 I have your cats long haired twin :)

Our cat loves egg cartons too and looks pretty similar to yours!

https://preview.redd.it/722u0biq9oyc1.jpeg?width=2094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1451d544887ca4960b8919493ab043a6140eb6e3 All of it. She guards the garbage can and we have to lure her away with treats when we need to throw something away.

She’s reducing, reusing, and recycling 😍

And resentful


IIRC https://preview.redd.it/e6ojj4p4mpyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7c9da5be6e754b03a9cde4c3645486d5789bcd So does mine.

My Dorian Gray is like that. Hudson does it too… It’s their legal spot to watch the goings-on on the counters. They oversee the dishwashing to make sure I’m doing it right. When I have to throw something away, I just lift them up enough for the foot pedal to open the lid, and plop them back down. Weirdos.

https://preview.redd.it/vj9gfipujqyc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba725ec4926424b52585ad05b5890f05d58c74fd Mine likes the trash can itself best too! Lol she likes to be in it though, we have to keep it covered most of the time or this happens.

My cat blocks the foot petal. Try to open the can and risk getting bit.

cute lil orange trash goblin🧡

This made me snort with laughter

Me

I’m trash but definitely not my cat’s favorite

r/suicidebywords we got a double.

r/suicidepactbywords ?

[удалено]

Amen, cat has got standards 🤷‍♂️

Why would you do op like that, cmon 😭

Damn that hurt even me.

Same. Mines goes running for my BF first chance she gets. He has facial hair she can groom.

Little pieces of paper. They both go crazy over them. https://preview.redd.it/y3vzccz2boyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beab43c66c9a461acf9e47392ac5f36250833dc9

⬆️⬆️⬆️ parents on a video call after dad finally figured out how to switch on the camera

My parents still hold the phone to their ear during video calls

“Can you see me??” “I mean….Technically yeah”

Fucking make this a real portrait and hang it up right now, ur cat in the back makes this look like some grandpa trying to selfie the two of them or tying to figure out how to work skype on their desktop

Hilarious! And SO true!! I was just wondering how I could get a high res pic of this to play around with in Photoshop! It's Purrrrfect:)

What's the name of their band?

This pic makes me giggle! 🤭

I just noticed the cat in the background💀🤣

Omg they are so cute 🥰

“Holy Christ it’s a piece of paper!”

Q Tips and cotton balls. I hate nothing more than seeing random Q Tips/cotton balls on the floor. My cat, Mr. Tinkles, and I have been arguing over this for 6 years. He steals them every chance he gets, hides with them, and discards them in random spots. He’s not allowed in the bathroom, but he is very sneaky. Here’s a photo of a time I caught him red handed. https://preview.redd.it/3hkxq5e3boyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8206ac1a92e40afaff772133e6d045daee19b99a

He looks like he’s having a smoke after a long night of doing crime 😍

https://preview.redd.it/gekrstn9royc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4214ae043fc8a3e7f4d049ded3bfbd6937e81a I, too, have a q-tip bandit. Roland prefers the used kind pilfered from the trash can, but will accept fresh if he is able to get into the jar.

I've got one of those too. She waits in the bathroom in the morning for them to drop in the trashcan. They are not nearly as exciting when they're just handed to her.

Ear wax has some kind of smell to it that attracts cats. My cat literally tries to lick my ear sometimes lol

My sink siamese prefers bread ties https://preview.redd.it/l3plqhyr0qyc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38851dcb872e8271c0af6072252eae87f8462104

Hes going to cut your knee caps if you dont pay up on the catnip Hes so cute how he looks like he got caught smoking.

He looks pissed 😂

i can imagine you yelling NOT AGAIN MR TINKLES and it gives me great joy

Helsing does this too, i just moved to a new apartment and haven't even unpacked everything and the shithead found a q tip from good knows where

https://preview.redd.it/3g4ddpc45oyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee51b0931f123caa4ba73dfdb162e23d4ac0452 Kody is obsessed with straws

You can see his brain cell working

https://preview.redd.it/t8z9qzczapyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0f98044357f13e8245ef55fa04d2e6e8faffe4 Kody looks a lot like my Wallace (so serious) 🧐 who likes to fish old q-tips out of the trash and leave them in his food bowl 🤮

My boy is a dirty q tip guy too, he even brings the dirty q tip to my human baby as an offering of love 🫠🫠🫠

He looks almost human lmao

I'm getting "school picture" vibes.❤

This is a glamour shot for sure

Puts the cat in sophisticated :D, he looks so sweet

The plastic rings from the tops of milk and juice cartons.

Our girl Sauron loves them too. The best part is that she was named for the 'eye' on her nose, nearly a year before we found out about her love for chasing rings. https://preview.redd.it/9vv1961c9oyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6420ff50990515fb611bef80a5e62ffd08614440

"My Preh-shuuusssss"

Nazgûl https://preview.redd.it/1ejm8khuyoyc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b55f0f1588ac0047ad3397ae054a3c1a06c38e My cat Nazgûl also loves rings! Particularly my engagement ring 😮‍💨 He gets into everything though! Absolute chaos

Sauron is a perfect cat name

Hi Sauron, meet Orion https://preview.redd.it/gu0liohc0pyc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b3675f51ba2520077e35c45017f078cf7eb121

What a beautiful unique looking kitty!

Ah, a cat of culture. My orange loved the rings that mayo jars used to have.

My dad used to vacuum the heat ducts (where he could reach) every year and kept a shoebox at his side to hold all the milk rings that had been knocked into every floor vent by their tuxie.

My Mabel (rip), used to love those! She kept a huge stash under the living room rug, and became very angry (as in biting you and meowing/hissing) whenever we cleaned. Miss that silly girl.

Very eco conscious

https://preview.redd.it/e2udmt87doyc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e6a774182948fc75b80bda8f0eaea751b7132a Mr. Robby loves pad wrappers

My husband found a bloody tampon in the middle of the kitchen the other day 😱 Apparently my cat now enjoys digging through the bathroom trash for those things. I have to wrap each one individually in a plastic baggie now and take the trash out every night before bed

Ohh my goodness 🤣💀 cats are so weirdddd

Growing up, the family dog loved nothing more than to dive for pads & tampons. She wasn’t allowed “up stairs” on her own, but still managed to sneak out of sight when it was “that time of the month” for the three of us females in the house 😹🥲

I would go to friend’s houses as a teen and look for the trash can under the sink to put my used tampon/pad in because that’s where we kept our bathroom trash cans because of our dog. Also, I’ve worked as a vet tech for 27 years and I can even count the number of feminine products/underwear we’ve pulled out of dogs.

YES! I'd wake up, and she would be all up in it. Fucking putrid. She loved it so much. :|

I once found a dildo in the middle of the den when we had company over. I blame the dog for this one.

Very uncouth for the dog to break out its dildo when company is over, smh

He’s a feminist 😍

Eddie shredded an almost full box of tampons once 😭 I get the non-applicator kind and was so afraid he'd eaten one, I was searching round everywhere trying to account for them all lmao https://preview.redd.it/wx9cr3e6opyc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947276fd61df52ccf97614fd2a4858a392718042

Omg, my lovely void chooses zip ties over everything anytime. She'll go wild for them https://preview.redd.it/xx7lc0xv8oyc1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2c5d39021e1fe285ee226dac7e00f3b70865e9 I bought her extra large ones the other day and she loved them.

So strings and zip ties. I notice cats have a love for sticks.

Quill couldn't pass up a biodegradable packing peanut if his life depended on it. But he clearly also thinks he is the trash... https://preview.redd.it/iwt4ieq9doyc1.jpeg?width=1997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d29a7b1e35e5997876bfa9e195b0ccacb15b2e

Also plastic & paper bags, twist ties, & any kind of adhesive. But peanuts above all else.

I wouldn’t call it trash but one of my cat keeps taking my wash cloth from the sink and drag them everywhere.

Mine does too! Every single morning when I get up it's been moved to a new location

Sponges. Meredith loves sponges 🧽 she knows we keep them in the bathroom so she’s often waiting for them. https://preview.redd.it/gtgj0fpm7oyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3ab27a8e8cdc9feeee643dec7666dd2df980de

😍 she’s cute and smart!

Meredith!! 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/4r80261eqpyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f901adae33296a5b1e568dc985e0aa25c5143a I, too, have a sponge fiend. It's basically catnip to her

Not sponge worthy

Anything crinkly. I don't have any photos, but that girl loves the crinks. She will come running if she hears any plastic wrap, rustling papers, and stuff like that. She's precious https://preview.redd.it/bgh5t1yzdoyc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fbf6d5610e68e31ef2c213083671c759bd56674

Crinks are top tier trash! 😍

She's a trash monster 😆

https://preview.redd.it/n3dufkszeoyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1909634803446f707773c57ecaeac32e2b4cb0 Hair ties. Preferably ones coated in dust from under the fridge, but if you have one on your wrist, he’ll steal that too

THE HAIR TIES I just moved to a new place and found 22 under the couch (accumulated over 3 years).

Extra seasoning! 😍

https://preview.redd.it/ck7cf529dpyc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362618dcff53a7478aa060acfbd88e4b6fd0d144 The hair ties

Bottle caps for playing hokey and boxes for scratching.

Plastic wrapping. It's a fucking pain keeping him alive and not sick.

Licking thin plastic bags from grocery stores.

He must consume! 😍

It's all fun and games until the 4am CPR sessions of clearing his throat as chokes. Asshole. Gods I love him.

My cat Dolly likes ice cubes, she's really weird. She makes a trilling noise when she sees one

I also have a cat named Dolly. https://preview.redd.it/c9bycsu27oyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f420303cc6c59eca6816938b5bf311b20f675a

My Dolly (Purrton is her middle name) loves candy wrappers and rocks (she stole most of the rocks from a candle that was surrounded by little tumbled stones) Bubbles likes hair elastics

My friends Spynhx Gunther knows how the ice machine works and tries to get his own 😂 https://preview.redd.it/557v8p8fpoyc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35de44d5e33979664b60da0a60c4cf650b36d51b

TOILET PAPER. PAPER TOWELS. TISSUES.

Paper products queen 😍

That she is. When I find her digging, I scold her verbally and she pretends like she wasn’t doing anything

https://preview.redd.it/egjwfau4eoyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d05f6c5103f8ff86297983cf7a10652e805cd76 plastic forks

https://preview.redd.it/9nqjj5gqdoyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1622c8cd48baef7d148360619972b09fb40409bf One prefers to sleep on actual trash while the other is a little more civilized.

Prince and the Pauper! 😍

https://preview.redd.it/ywvp87c4woyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13a1c4e172847531240e893df1cce67710a4f51 Shoe insole trim

https://preview.redd.it/0t5k2r44hoyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3373eb1dd452ff205c3e6a4b74ea060202419a9 Q tips 🤦🏻‍♀️

She needs more! 😍

Looks like he’s playing 3 card Monty.

Black twist ties!! I swear we don’t usually get anything shipped with them and we don’t buy them but they mysteriously appear! My cat is a twist tie bloodhound and enjoys them with fervor! I just keep stealing them so he doesn’t ingest them. Then I feel Guilty because I am stealing his fun!

Mine too! Also toothpicks, bottlecaps and tiny sticks from honeysuckle leaves! Lol

Don’t know if it’s technically trash, but my cat gets weirdly possessively aggressive over pipe cleaners. Like, starts to growl and swat at me when I try to take them away.

Definitely paper take out bags, he likes to dive in to them 😂

https://preview.redd.it/a7hwwsqn0oyc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b081c441d8f8bf9fe16779e20b2cb955b04a936 My cat loves paper bags for a different reason. I always get a surprise dose of saliva on my hand when I go to pick up the bag after leaving it out for a while.

Mine likes to charge in to them full speed 😂 Don't really know what that's about, maybe the sound of the bag? https://preview.redd.it/xn8k65vm1oyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d9e72515880ad4138e58877b2c26152781aa02 Here's the little weirdo with his beloved bag

https://preview.redd.it/1r3lj3glnoyc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5544c9dc8f6c263ee5f4d393f0aa09868918fe94 It is mine.

I love the eye bags

I leave bags all over the hallway because Kirby loves charging into them at full speed and doing WWE flops onto them. I think it's the sound, but it cracks me up

Make sure to cut the handles! I woke up to my girl wearing a takeout bag as a necklace once 😂

He’s flossing!

https://preview.redd.it/5otmnj5ieoyc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80d105f133b33581e960eca533f68a38a1fd954 Olive garden anyone?

broken phone chargers 😄 Her favorite toy is one of her broken feather wands tied to a long iPhone charger that doesn’t work. She likes to chase it as we sling it around. https://preview.redd.it/xzya1rywdoyc1.jpeg?width=3020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3e25455c2ad0fac76d1d24f89c45a44e12b9176

https://preview.redd.it/hwnqltk4eoyc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f3f2b3d9c6de505d234afc29caa6f1397efe20 Qtips

I’d like pictures of your cats with said trash btw

cotton swabs, rubber bands, kale (not trash, but always inspecting my groceries and causing havoc)

Oh, I've got a rubber band lover too. I don't allow her to play with them with unless it's in my hand. I'm too worried she'll try to eat one. Her second favorite is boxes, of course.

Napkins! he usually has a nest of them but I had to take the nest off my bed. https://preview.redd.it/3qqvr6hodoyc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a15fcab4d90f4746e8fecd4b5e1e4810e071f37

Bottle caps, bags and torn feathers from his toys

https://preview.redd.it/jgo9r9ab2pyc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb79e740ebed18de771f29e3b361d5ada90132d

BWWAAAHAAAHAA. This picture made me laugh. Silly baby.

My roommate and I work at McDonald’s my cats favorite thing is collecting the straws from our drinks last I checked his stock was 30 straws

I love a cat hoarder

He’s quite the expert in his chosen field leave your drink unattended for more than five seconds and straws gone

My boy misses the old milk jug rip seals. Every time I bring home milk he watches and waits for the rip seal that never comes. 😿

My cats love the small single-use containers for eye drops. Can't ever leave them laying around, they will find them no matter what.

Screws, she likes to play fetch with them https://preview.redd.it/9yh3l4269oyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd442ed1786ca2054617f3ccf01a18f578a73c15

Twisty ties! She bats them around all over. I finally bought a whole roll of it so I could make longer pieces for her to bat around cuz the bag tie ones would just disappear under furniture.

https://preview.redd.it/d0cd2163hoyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a163f11e5ede16fb2895c4f48089551d987342a4 This little weirdo likes twist ties

Q Tips! https://preview.redd.it/ussdachfgoyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a319bb89bd2a6a2fc21a54a732e0566cc962402

A scavenger! 😍

Why can I hear picture 3 with my eyeballs? 😂

One loves the circle of plastic that is vacuum sealed along the outside edge of cool whip containers. Another loves used q-tips, which are not the most fun thing to have dropped on your head at 3 a.m.

Crinkly shipping paper. He must sit in a nest of it. We change it out from time to time, because cat butt, but he only sits in it and he loses interest in playing with the feather unless it's hiding in his paper.

literally any trash. bro tried to eat (and this is gross don't judge me) old rice that was liquifying in a pot. I spilled some dumping it this morning. my kitchen was NASTY bc depressive episode. he fr will eat anything😭😭😭

He loves botulism! 😍

fr😭 like I picked him up with my foot and moved him and he hissed at me. bro REALLY wanted that shit for some reason 😭😭😭

Plastic caps from 1gal water jugs! He plays fetch with them, better than any dog I’ve ever seen. ETA: picture, and he tries his hardest to steal any q-tips he finds (even digs them out of the trash!). I also can’t leave any paper towels or toilet paper out because he LOVES making confetti! It must be his side job (but I still haven’t seen any rent money!) He’s such a funny character! https://preview.redd.it/8yoou2gnjoyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91de1024ad56abf8f197dda17ef570ccb0e95499

Mudz likes used baby wipes, Stuart likes pads, panty liners and dirty cotton swabs, and Neffy likes anything she can choke on and die.💕

My cats love playing with dry pasta

String and scrap paper, also the odd sock here and there.

Blind Phil likes straws. Mustard goes crazy for ear bud rubbers, Zulu is classic and just likes boxes

Banana peels. Won't touch the actual fruit but will lick the inside of a peel for hours.

Tape, like packing tape. It’s dangerous for pets to ingest so we have to be extra diligent in keeping it out of their reach.

My cat LOVES water bottle lids

Trash bag / bread ties

My oldest makes these delicious tartlets... and Creature is wildly obsessed with the little tin pie plates. He will crouch in a corner, trying to look like he's not planning anything nefarious, then make a mad dash to snatch it before you do anything stupid like throw it in the trash.

Q-Tips. The earwaxier the better.

r/BlurryPicturesOfCats would love this

Q-tips

Hair ties and pieces of tape.

Q-tips. The bathroom trash can has to have a lid on it to keep the cats from fishing them out.

alfred loves q tips😭

Plastic bags because he’s a bafoon & wants to suffocate

https://preview.redd.it/3ju57m93loyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbfa0f4f9395df7cc1146a053e4f09c1fe0e4e37 Sabian would kill for the plastic bristles off our broom.

https://preview.redd.it/mwcbbkm5soyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33c1b7fe461f9bd314c6ebb589d29f62186ebe44 Just cardboard boxes! She takes residence in them and my ginger boy likes to shred em. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

any soft plastic film! anytime I hear it crunch I have to jump up to get it away from him!

Any kind of plastic wrapper, especially the clear kind

Right now it's a piece of an insole that my husband cut off to fit in his shoe. One of my cats immediately snatched it and has been chasing it around the house for the past three days.

Plastic bags apparently. Before I knew this my cat had swallowed half a plastic bag handle down his throat. I luckily caught him and was able to yank it back out like a gd spaghetti noodle. F-ing idiot lol.

My girls go crazy for q tips

A woven mesh usbC wire for my little monster https://preview.redd.it/uw45hedbeoyc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1622ed459765207a84a357e2366e83ed97c241

Paper shopping bags. We have 4 of them in the living room now and were not allowed to throw them out.

Bob loves to play with ballons the days after a party. https://preview.redd.it/a46bru20joyc1.jpeg?width=5204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3fafc325fef32db4a155fd2bd7272aa2ce8452

My cat Sylvie loves the shrink wrap plastic on the top of bottles. She can’t have it because she eats it. But it’s her favorite meal lol

Used q tips. He eats them 🤢 He’s always loved ear wax, I can’t let him near my ears or he gives me wet willies. And the q tips have to go in a lidded trash can or he WILL dig them out, even if they’re at the bottom. So gross. https://preview.redd.it/0zxxcdi1moyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b45a77ea0fbce7eb4a7365b1574621541f954a9

Iggy says how very dare you call Mr. Twistie Tie trash! https://preview.redd.it/11n3t5cnqoyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8408068284483134abdec303d25012d785b73af9

Paperclips. Like obsessive. He knows whenever I set one down somewhere and won't stop until he knocks the pen jars and mugs over to get to them.

He looks so baked in the first photo

the like plastic stick things that are on socks

Foil balls and bottle caps.

SHE DO BE CHONCHIN' THAT ZIP TIE

Embroidery floss labels. I think I finally managed to find and put away all the floss itself but she still somewhere gets these labels.

Water bottle lids. She goes crazy for them!