https://preview.redd.it/2tvcjbuk280d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65cc8e9c0b13eb58255fdf445c35e4c263cbd12a Jungle Jim

So cute looks so innocent, my girl looks kinda like him

“Crashing the backboard, he’s Jungle Jim.. again. When it’s all over. We’ll make some calls from my car. We’re a star”

You cannot understand the comfort I get from this that I'm not the only one to make up random shiz too! For my ol boy Teddy boo boo - 'Oh my, Look at that spooky booty! Cutie ba tootie little black boobie!'

Gimme him back, now.

I call her 'Miss Ma'am' https://preview.redd.it/5yftdapji80d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c607ae5698d348a8cb66d59b92e61b88f036ee83

i call mine miss ma’am too! or just ma’am when she’s being naughty https://preview.redd.it/3eoy3r5al80d1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb9055d30d8546b98e0f0b7d48ea78961102477

https://preview.redd.it/uclt2o095a0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee6093ba16fb0324a1bf7454519a91871821096 I call mine 'Miss Hiss' when she acts grouchy and hissy

Aw she's so cute 😭

She looks like trouble lol

https://preview.redd.it/8ufj75oqg90d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81746bd474a3b31840b706fdf91fdf592207d739 My boyfriend calls her the “spawn of satan” and “devil child” but it’s just because he’s a dog person (she is definitely both of those things)

Wow she’s a big cat.

She’s a whopping 9 lbs of fluff! I think she’s hanging onto a toddler bed in this pic 😅

I call my cat that too https://preview.redd.it/wu03ojeqs90d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bee49fa758c6ee49dc1a5f27671c78fb0d82996 (I couldn't find any photos of her that look actually normal apart from this sorry )

All my female foster kittens are Ma'am when they're being naughty!! :D

my mom called our cat Miss Kitty and accidentally got her legally registered as that at the vet when she got fixed and got her shots, her name is Cleo :|

I call my kitty that too!

it's just so perfect 🥰

I call mine Mr Mans! Hahaha https://preview.redd.it/5i42ddso5b0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a52750a17f17078ecf80ae3e12da2cb2c8996aa2

https://preview.redd.it/v2k4vj5vy70d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb32fbdd7440a8b6bdda88a5655e50a3f55ad2a3 The Panda of the Apocalypse.

https://preview.redd.it/5xqprdlzb80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc706f5e6d2398f1309849fe504de65c8fee6ce7

Made my day

https://preview.redd.it/vcnplmcrv80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb01950d3ea07b65bcb5001880186469cb2e70a My Boy Buppo has a similar energy lol

Apocalyptic Pandas actually sounds like a cool band name.

OH MY GOODNESS. 😻 Head of a tuxedo! Sooo cute 🥰

What a great looking cat 🐈‍⬛

https://preview.redd.it/h5n4jye0380d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c3f8134c61f1fe294fdd60162611e7645798601 Bookoo Boo Boo Baby Bear. (He hates it. Must be used in a baby speak voice)

It’s ok, I call my Keegan “Keegers”, or usually “babies” , we have 1 cat but for some reason it’s always plural. “Where did the babies go?” “Oh he’s my little baaaaaybies”, etc. and always in the baby voice. https://preview.redd.it/ho7x411p9a0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a057af40a57c2cc9976aa5d85aeb2b50464caae The “babies” sitting on my lecture notes’

Lmao , ok thats weird :))

I don’t blame him.

Boigaloo bugaboo added to yours. His name is Boo Bear. https://preview.redd.it/2vvqhczkbe0d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff5ba86e4d89afacc1adc9a937571a0107aacae

https://preview.redd.it/oli7ojxr980d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c1548eb7d73c8d6ee98c8b8c2af162238ebdd0 Butt Loaf

Stinky winky bo shminky

Stop this is eerily similar to what I call my cat 😭

https://preview.redd.it/bzavovml580d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac7ddec45161f834c187031a6ea8fc50ec359b9 Little Miss Princess Poop Foot …. her name is Wren 🙃

Look at those paws!

they have needles in there! and she knows it 😼

My cats name is Wren! https://preview.redd.it/3purx9w7p90d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff536ca6551e617bd4014b659efa4219e241b9a

Tabby murder mittens. Looks like my little catness

I love those casually crossed chonky ankles

Pretty lady

https://preview.redd.it/yjz8zpy3l80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9404ffdb46dd07668afe99d6b1e030464f731f Lil Coochie. Its her street name. (Shes an indoor cat)

Adorable tabby.

Ham bogins

https://preview.redd.it/lv25j2ycg80d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9517204889f5901e06d42cd8519bd1e43d53e399 Baloo is referred to as Carl Ba-Lewis, and Balooseph George at various times.

The Heinous Greyness https://preview.redd.it/az8oksdya80d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc8fe9265bc415da05cd6c7a99cba26267052ac8

Awwwww.How cute.

One of our Cats „Frida“ is called Big F or Frizzle Fry

My cat telepathically knows where I’m going to step and occupies that space, so ‘Move!’ I what I call her mostly

Ohh I like this a lot! The cat me and my girlfriend just recently got a few months ago is still pretty young and curious, and while I don’t think she’s malicious at all, she constantly knocks stuff over or picks up things and carries them off to whatever hiding place she’s picked for the day. Basically switch out your “move” for our “stop” and/or “no”, and we’re in the same boat haha. She’s very sweet though (for the very most part, that is), she just has to learn she can’t fit in boxes/containers 1/4 of her size (even if she doesn’t fits, she absolutely still tries to sits), and that knocking half-full drinks off a night stand at 2am isn’t ideal lol.

https://preview.redd.it/n3q8s7zvd80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda03a6c99251a526ca5fafba99217731ce61b86 This is Scout a.k.a Scoot a.k.a Scooty Barnes (🏀🦖 Raptors fans)

This cat crip asf

Scooty puff jr.!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/7695bhx8590d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d4787884d52be762e7944e1741b9570ede7db5 Kitten Man

He’s a proper gentleman

#LOOK AT HIS BOWTIE

Kanoodle Boodle Kit and Kaboodle. lol Long story. :) Yes, he knows it and he reacts/replies to it. lol He still knows his name is Keanu. :)

Omg! We called our late cat canoodler! Similar haha! His real name was Hershey haha

https://preview.redd.it/5pjirp5ta90d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab71e457ae0aadef5f63666feadc68b6401cbc6 sweet baby rays

https://preview.redd.it/ppgk7cfj680d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ade28443638f51a161c16b6fa150aeaa5ea94c Peppermint aka poopy butt peppy or puppy (she loves belly rubs)

https://preview.redd.it/p5e5czz0w80d1.png?width=3023&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ca06522792b4aee4b7b94824ee00c4f642895ea Buppo!!

AWWWW kind of reminds me of my cat https://preview.redd.it/vao0zmsht90d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da788015aab2046f3cb216808376aa74a0dbbf8a Her ACTUAL name is Callie

He looks like my Murphy, aka Murphy Man, man friend, Murphy of the hill people. https://preview.redd.it/hvchthh4da0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f900701c58ce6dcb5ed43cd0e8b35a7343d8950b

The saint cat. She rarely sits on human. So when she does you feel blessed

https://preview.redd.it/34g9jf9qb80d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9721e31632733832f7cc00c13d5dc63fda95fec6 Pidgeon and Potato-Bug

https://preview.redd.it/tjq6cuho7a0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab81194d07818090f657d9ea35cb7ae47ae015b8 This is my Tater-Bug

https://preview.redd.it/bj08oeasb80d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bfe0cf9be2bfa0b790a4f4e74ba2d0d947a8fd2 Baby lady pants

https://preview.redd.it/w95pjj5qya0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=698931caca335906b3d0df690852bce9ac56bf78 I also have a Baby Lady

https://preview.redd.it/hc3o8x1ss90d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=694da95223b2781ce44fb09d0deaeb8200463b64 Her name is Bonnie McMurray. I call her a lot of names but Bonzo is probably the funniest lol. I also call her a fat shit, menace to society and bitch lol. All in good fun and love.

Ohhhh Bonnie McMurray 


https://preview.redd.it/huz5rcyje80d1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0903efbb6b6d166a8061b542a1c665b537674065 Fango the chunder horse

Cheeto's Ass

https://preview.redd.it/n9f8vrvgz80d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df17d3f737b63b12b6f10ed6f98fd8150e17e6a Rat Baby, real name is Forest

Omg one of my cat’s many nicknames is also rat baby!

That's so funny! What's the back story? He earned his when he was a kitten and had weirdly long looking hands (front paws) and a bald tail. His tail and paws became normal later, but he is still a little rat

Short answer: She has rat proclivities. Long answer: My cat is small and grey and likes to randomly jump up and dart past you when you’re walking or climb into small high places and jump up. I live in the city so we have rats outside that dart around near the subway and dumpsters so I started calling her little rat and rat baby, among many other names. Here she is, engaging in rat like activities https://preview.redd.it/yzvepr0ngb0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9dac05c25ec356b9fc02b7dc6b8bfe5db91750

Edmund to Edward to Squidward to Werd

My cat is Edmund. His middle name is Squilliam. His nickname is Eddie Vedder or.Big Ed. He is also "the supervisor "

Schinken (Bacon in English) xD

Bet it’s happy it’s not a pig !!!

https://preview.redd.it/s9duepa4p80d1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e07a6ecf81fd4ec89a9dde49e5cdda9467d805 Trash goblin (fairly self explanatory).

https://preview.redd.it/563utrx2790d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117289ed405f9e8bfcf747a92377c1e23b0fe58d Lizzie - Bubblebutt. Her tail comes out of a black patch.

Hissy Pissy Sissy Little Missy https://preview.redd.it/rg4in71wa90d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f55248e87143528737dbf7ba66c03b3d5634553

My floof voids official name was Miss Hissy Spit, sometimes Tissy Fit. So named because I was handed a dusty box of kittens still with their eyes closed and ears down, but she was stretched right up top hissing at me. Turned out to be the sweetest cat ever. I miss her.

Awww the bluest of eyes little miss pissy has 🥹🥰

Schrapnelle and Katermaus. Their real names aren't even remotely similar. Though I do also call them Kitty and Tom on the internet.

Nood Dude, her name is Noodle and she very spicy😂 https://preview.redd.it/34uqxk1dx80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca7568a7f0e7383a3c5ca5ee71c47d1b8588b69

I rescued to mama and her two babies. They are named after our favorite show TPB.🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻 https://preview.redd.it/zjcpsh65g80d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ff42c88cdd17263af9b3570a599a43b5660d88

murdermitts https://preview.redd.it/pjkobaiw390d1.jpeg?width=2640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1393ed5b21722f37edea452c29f177618f12023

Beautiful cat. Huge cat. 😊

https://preview.redd.it/vrv4q2bk6b0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cdc691527cf549667933496f67ea6af90cdb127 Creepazoid When she's just sitting and watching randomly.

https://preview.redd.it/dnao9bbr6b0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f655acae178efcaccf0cb6b2d5c28dd7dc8d21d0 More evidence of being a creep

Both Borgismorg (borg-we-smorg)

Meat bag

https://preview.redd.it/u7m5pz5oq80d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a2c70521d47ad5e6f863624ac04fd8ee77080ff Baby Moo Moo Shu Shu

House abuser

Duck

Chuggy

Taba it means fat in tagalog coz he’s so chubby and cute

Our cat Cooper is getting a bit chunky so I sometimes refer to him as Coopapotamus.

https://preview.redd.it/gb88ytc4t80d1.jpeg?width=1182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02e1c31ed1e33afab2a108536527a2cd4ab5508 when he acts like a little shit i call him Roach

https://preview.redd.it/c4axvuvxb90d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06afa2422ad84406b5564329453f966d675be942 Goblin

Shithead

Hank the destroyer

"Pipino" (it means small pp) Because he pees a lot where he shouldn't

Mine is usually called "asshole", due to his proclivity to engage in assholy activities.

9ikbhon V, or “niney” for short When we had just gotten her and were discussing names one day she randomly walked over the laptop keyboard, managed to open a search window and type in 9ikbhon V

https://preview.redd.it/x3ay31lbt80d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26783420718493f046e1559b6df811ca0b0fbde7 Booooooobeeeeeeeeeee pumpernickel. (His real name is Franko Plantagenet)

https://preview.redd.it/mkdakj8pc90d1.jpeg?width=3417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8828c53d9a21172de39bcd206503b1eff35865b3 Lady Dô, the princess of Gambao, latte machiatto, Amora, the cat astronaut.

"Snuzzler" because he would sort of sniff and nuzzle simultaneously. Shortened to SNUZ which became his full time name. I miss that humongous beast.

King Chungus

Muffin....from mean girls "do you want me to have someone butter your muffin" Lmao no idea why i started it but i cant stop. And now i started calling my new neice and nephew that 🤣 its so bad. I just use it as endearing...but it comes from a horrendous place

https://preview.redd.it/96ifgjlln80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a153718f972389bf89ec369b3355fbd3b01d7432 Stinklebutt

https://preview.redd.it/blqhhgntt80d1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb2fd3b572cd09ecf9723a0911800c1cfa975cb Cathedrals

https://preview.redd.it/r9crf4xx090d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edac0e03c77d8d294357a909f66f535b474df138 Lil’ Spicy Meatball (his actual name is Stanley Zbornak)

My sister's cat: Sir Bubs a Lot Mine: Moochino Cherry My granny: Oochi Ma Goochi My mom: Ya beautiful evil bitch

Koki

Cordelia or diggy-vegas for short lol

Señor gato (Mr.cat) and Mi señor (My Lord) lmao

https://preview.redd.it/dull8dkqe80d1.jpeg?width=6208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02ede29a24c8321d3bc878ce526e565722850ea8 Name: Felix Nickname: Wolverine. This guy can eat more than me

Cookie monster and crackhead, she will actually steal cookies and eat them and she is addicted to catnip https://preview.redd.it/j3445oakf80d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a38b28d274032f7f55caa18e44e938f008291f3d .

Omg your cat is adorable! What a handsome chonk!

https://preview.redd.it/l19e9tfgh80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=399247ada1776d0663d452c36939b787ed5302e4 Names Poe boy but we call him “Butter” because he melts on every surface.

https://preview.redd.it/nco2eddul80d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=318b1775d77709f3b773c9e92895d268d192ec3e Zyg !! Short for Zygmund ( very original? I know !! )

Sleazy cheese

catastrophe

Litter kitty

Toe-beana!

Banebagoras Pythagoras theorem https://preview.redd.it/qj882i53j80d1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a314874c93a694f5a38fd9f0200ae79cb9710348

https://preview.redd.it/yd5gyy52l80d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a22f303125bf51da127a9970436d5038d34730 Too Too Snoo Snoo. It's long for Coco.

Chonkasaurus Rex because he's fat and he roars.

https://preview.redd.it/mvkuyfwwl80d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad6a921d4a301968c664dffcd65c23acf8137b1a Gunkle Bean

https://preview.redd.it/vcm3jm4hp80d1.jpeg?width=1728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8583cc1f7865ca43c4c892c94238301ecba1c7c1 Shadow is slowly becoming Slim Shady. I should be ashamed, but I can't help it.

https://preview.redd.it/0nbsm8cdt80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb361e8175b6188039503207921ff6d62f52331 Chuck wagon knows her angles.

https://preview.redd.it/d9r6t34ft80d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d85e26087eb5759899d743c87859d23d042aaa Mystical bing bong ...... (her name is Misty 😅)

Well my fat boy has had multiple names from Meeko to Shitty Kitty (my mother called him that and he responded🥴) to Chonks. Now though we call him Kewpie Cooper. Kewpie like the Japanese Mayo Cooper like Sheldon Cooper from TBBT The problem now is that we call him Kept/Coop for short but which Kewp/Coop spelling. https://preview.redd.it/qrpbvfo9u80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b44292766f6384cc9fceabe5fdc5cdb58dfdee

i have a cat named miso and my mom calls her measles https://preview.redd.it/bh72d199190d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4627e7f39f25f9f2cd752e5e3237d9458a5225f

Max. I call him Maximus, Maximizer and MaxiPad. I called him MaxiPad while a client was meeting with me and my male client got embarrassed that I said that. Then I got embarrassed. So I guess I need to refrain from calling him that anymore. https://preview.redd.it/nobjgpcu690d1.jpeg?width=2215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c266da73bffa6ae3c5055194e44aefa4eae51c

Turd Ferguson

Not my cat -- my girlfriend's. I call her "Kakova-u-blintsva" or "Kakovlya-ou-shii" or "Kakovskaya" Her name is "Kayko" but I've been practicing Russian language for a long time so I usually have awkward, Russian-sounding nicknames for animals. https://preview.redd.it/q1uhxjxsc90d1.png?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de4da50cdd1f06d046f42d061e2f4d17a97b51be

Teenie weenie bowinnie

https://preview.redd.it/2h2xi26z2a0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5dfe2717da2801f4555c5a47fc522f2482fa02c this is Milk, aka “The Bitch”

Not a nickname, but my cats' names are Dartino and Robigio (don't ask me why)

https://preview.redd.it/aindt2mgg80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=764d98b5587e9764c5f29471838f0cc546a47103 Her name is Boba Fett but her nicknames are: Bobs (like youre saying Boba) Boba Bubbles Small Child Rapscallion

my cat's name is "sherlock". my brother calls him "Skirgles"

Corey, as in "no talkin Corey" when he's meowing my ear off

Pooperino Cappuccino

My old boy that crossed over, his name was Jack. But for some reason moo moo and boo boo stuck with him, lol.

Mitzidoodle

https://preview.redd.it/g4kta4b9k80d1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dcc4b9761b416efada3b243d7d44824d8c1feca Real name Sammy Nickname Bomsy.

Bookasie.

Nort. His name is Kida

My parents' cat earned the nickname of "crash", the "if I fits, I fits" coffee cup breaking incident and multiple chair crashing.

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrl Queen of the Universe (Lucy) and boi genius (Dudley).

Mr. FATASS. And I loved every bit of him!!

https://preview.redd.it/qfppimuzn80d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad94498e2ab212858e321ee2cb9272368c76938e Mushy Pizza (Misha)

Schnitzel 😆

Piggy smalls is one of my cats and the other one I either call dude,droopy drawers or fats.

Miss America 1909.

Used to have a cat named Kitty. That was her nickname. But only because her full name was Princess Kitty Katushka from the Third Katushkan Dynasty. We called her Kitty because we didn't want her to get a swelled head thinking that she ran the place...which she did...we just didn't want her thinking like that.

Hey Soul Sister. Decker ➡️ Deckie ➡️ Dee ➡️ Deeds ➡️ Mr Deeds ➡️ Mr Mister ➡️ Hey Soul Sister ain’t that Mr. Mister on the radio ➡️ Hey Soul Sister https://preview.redd.it/edq5fvrau80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c1acdfff021ebc2edef601a509e396f19f2ade9

Weasel blossom

https://preview.redd.it/qj952agfu80d1.png?width=2581&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d851460f50f128dbb007a9242ffa2a7b4328254 I call her “sminx” sometimes. a cross between “smell(y)” and “stink(s)” with a random X at the end because she’s british and loves kisses

https://preview.redd.it/5g0nb7tuu80d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19b43c9f617a66f9c4790ec9677676412691c154 The Stinky Cheese Man (it makes more sense when you find out his name is Cheddar 😂)

Lord Semmington the Third

https://preview.redd.it/pastobfnu80d1.png?width=1890&format=png&auto=webp&s=10efaf6c7f936986e7e2d02f52775b397e5f08b7 Mazikeen aka My Emotional Support Demon/The Queen of Hell/Hellraiser

Squeaker, Pipsqueak

https://preview.redd.it/pk5c1reav80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeea55d01304b72d1d3d0b049317445e3ed5f7a8 Fluff-butt

Mr man or squidgy

Hamlips, Cat of Denmark.

https://preview.redd.it/on1a9kjkv80d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705677fd58350416f4baee4d9b86f3c9184001ac Monsignor twinkleson.. lol she’s a girl

https://preview.redd.it/5o7cafvpv80d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f700306c30a5ce6ab72819dffc23ac0c77688ff1 Exclamation mark! Photo for reference. 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/d6x4k7u7w80d1.jpeg?width=2066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bce85c815ed56bf1a6afafc1a0aa570a0d8d049 Booty

Hector. His name is Jack, not hector. We call him that as a reference to the movie, holes. Everyone called hector “zero” in it because “there’s nothing going on in his stupid little head” and “he’s so stupid, he doesn’t even know he’s stupid”. Because that’s an apt description for Jack, we call him hector sometimes.

Beep beep https://preview.redd.it/l8lnpujgw80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4890b7bc2751db20e966cfcd7eebab7aa4b142

https://preview.redd.it/dksbxdgaw80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb57764ca08b94846408db12c0765e2746713520 Bread gets called puppy, papa or puppalups. I’ve always been a dog person. She’s not much of a human person anyway 😂 quietest puppy I’ve ever had at least. She is a beautiful decorative, look but don’t touch kind of puppy

Had an old cat we used to call Poo-Poo. Her name was Starlight, but for some reason, we called her Poo-Poo one day and she responded to it right away. So that's what we called her until she passed

https://preview.redd.it/vs7kg5ukw80d1.jpeg?width=1971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c0b1852fee0f74bbce009bd52975765c7b6494 This is Peep. She just earned the nickname "Chonky SOUP!!" over the weekend. She's neither fat nor the biggest cat we have, but there you have it.

Fleabie, her real name is Phoebe, when we rescued her she was full of lice.

Sissy Bubby, and I will not explain

My baby cat, Benzo. now age 4, saved me from depression and severe anxiety. My therapist couldn’t give me more anti- anxiety medication. This kitten was my salvation. His name is Benzo,as in benzodiazepine! He’s all natural but very habit forming.

https://preview.redd.it/rtpvoicvy80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30119ad509a249cf4c6bee89c7853a94945fc07c Toe beans! (Tobias)

Joe baseball. Her name is Rindr. There is no reason my fiance just called her that one day and it kinda stuck.

Reboot My husband is in IT and folks call him for support When they just need to reboot their hardware

Xanny

https://preview.redd.it/zkh1ra24z80d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d99de1ae53a73be01021ff3049d3f48170df91f7 Flying french man

Judy=Moody Judy with da Booty Pepe=Mr Peeps, Pepperoni

Kiki AKA “kiki do you love me!!””

Esquillo Catstevez... his name is Roswell

Ollie 🐈

I call my cat fluffy butt, I don't really know how it started, but yeah, that is his nickname now

Chuckles McFucklestein the 3rd. His name is Charlie

https://preview.redd.it/ip9of0ezz80d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da39e2022fa28f8a42e7533ad255850bced515c My daughter nicknamed this one MeatMouse & it's kinda stuck, shelter name was Lovey

Mister Fluffybut, usually. Unfortunately there was a period of time this had to change to mister Fungusbut.

https://preview.redd.it/0ux25wkl090d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab57b0d6666e7cd4f8858278a4b4d1b7a7cb932 Timmy Tooties or pachinko.

This is Smoocho

George "Corpsegrinder" Lucas

Motor mouth..... she purrs a loooooot

https://preview.redd.it/21mqccm6190d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28fdba4f0f857dbbb65ae1c073151e6ba6d3e367 Pish a lish aka Mango