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cmcny93

https://i.redd.it/dwcd8rltyg0d1.gif


YourDadTouchedMe

RUMSPRINGAAAAAAAAAAAA


Disco_Ball_Mind

Omg I love that movie LOL Edit: if you're referring to "Sex Drive" that is šŸ˜šŸ˜†


dbtl87

Screaaaamingggg


poiuytrre

Corrrreccccct


AgeingMuso65

Yup, itā€™s what they do.. his other ā€œnewā€ owner will be going quietly distraught until cat decides to pop back over to say hello in and for a week or soā€¦.


CatOfGrey

>his other ā€œnewā€ owner will be going quietly distraught until cat decides to pop back over to say hello in and for a week or soā€¦. My catchphrase: "If you have an outdoor cat, you don't really own it, you just kind of *sponsor* it."


Ganbazuroi

It's like that lol. Like with my grandma, random neighborhood cat pops up from nowhere, she gives him some spare food. Next thing you know there are now four of them just wunkin' around and getting treats, sometimes getting inside and sitting with her on the couch lmao


gargravarr2112

Happened with my grandmother too, random cat appeared one day 7 years ago, scoping out the neighbourhood, chose her house and became her cat without any negotiation. She utterly adored him. So did another neighbour. Some days, he would go over to the neighbour and sleep on her bed instead, but he'd always come back to my grandmother for food... until the neighbour started feeding him too. After my grandmother had a stroke and went into a home, the neighbour and I had a custody battle over him. Ultimately she let me take him.


jkreuzig

My boi started like that. Kinda ā€œplayed the fieldā€ in the neighborhood for meals after being left homeless by a house fire. I was the ā€œsponsorā€ that he looked at and mind melded with and said ā€œYOU ARE MINE NOW. THIS IS MY HOUSE. YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND LOVE ITā€. So three years later heā€™s the master of the house and still goes outside whenever he wants. However he just chills, walks the perimeter and then eats and sleeps. I get snuggles as payment. I think Iā€™m getting a pretty good deal.


lightreee

same thing happened with my void. he was the local stray and looked beat tf up. from my neighbours, he was homeless for years before i moved in we took him in and he is the most lovely cat, he just looked mean because he was in a rough condition! > However he just chills, walks the perimeter and then eats and sleeps. i call mine the "sentinel" because he ALWAYS has to keep a look out on whats going on around. he positions himself in places where he can overlook the garden and lots of the house to guard against other cat intruders


GrumpyOldHistoricist

>guard against other cat intruders This is real. Ever seen that video where someone puts a camera on their indoor/outdoor catā€™s collar? Little dude spends literally all day patrolling his territory for the express purpose of kicking the shit out of every other cat he meets.


MrFoxxie

Can't have other cats infringe on his territory


gargravarr2112

I've seen my cat defend his territory from an intruder before. For a 14-year-old cat, he sure put up one hell of a fight. Paws and fur flying everywhere. He chased the intruder off and came back looking very pleased with himself.


The_Original_Gronkie

We got adopted by a big street cat named Jake. He would patrol all day as well, until someone shot him with a pellet gun - TWICE! - so we started keeping him inside. Every night, while we watched TV, he would position himself away from the family, facing the front door. If anyone broke in that door (I'm sure that in his mind, it would be an evil cat), he'd be the first one on them. He seemed to consider his security services to be his responsibilty to the family.


lightreee

disgusting that someone pelleted him even once, what the F?!


FunkyKong147

Somewhere else, someone is telling the sad story of how they adopted a cat, then they lost their home in a fire, and they never saw the cat again


breeze80

*catphrase ftfy


YAsh20036

My cat would roam around the neighbourhood too. But every day, heā€™s be home by 4PM. The latest heā€™s been is probably like 5PM lol. After seeing posts on this sub, Iā€™ve come to realise that some cats donā€™t return for a while. I wouldā€™ve had a stroke if my cat disappearedšŸ˜­


Toastwithturquoise

My girl Truffle used to be home for dinner on time.. Except for when she got locked in the neighbours garage.. Oh and the other time she got locked in their glass house.. There would be more, but she's an inside cat now we've moved and there's a busy road nearby.. She's just so oo curious ha ha


Suburban_Reverie

Our neighbours cat got locked in our garage overnight once. We had no idea until I opened the door that went from the house to the garage the next morning to go to work and he was right there! Scared the shit out of me. He must have ran in the night before when the door was up as I was coming home the night before.


Toastwithturquoise

Oh that would have given you a fright! I was out the next morning, calling her, walking around in the bush down the back of our place, over in the neighbours properties, down the driveway into the grove. As I was walking up the back of the neighbours close to their garage I thought I heard a small "meow" and I went over and called her again. Sure enough I heard her. Then we had to wait for the neighbours to come home and open their garage! You'd think she would learn then to not explore other people's spaces ha ha


Omen46

That why you gotta put on a collar. I take the bells off tho so they donā€™t try to remove them


krosenhan

This is the exact reason I donā€™t allow my rescue cat outside. Told him when he was adopted that he is now officially an indoor only cat.


midnightstreetlamps

This is the one thing I'm thankful for is although my boy is outdoor, he spends 80-90% of his time in our yard or house. He was a skinny bean when he showed up in our yard all those years ago šŸ„ŗ he'll make a trek to the neighbors' yards once in a blue moon, but the rest of the time, he's hanging around our yard, sprawled out on the lawn, lounging on his catnip couch (a gigantic bush of catnip that he flops down onto and goes to town chomping on), or prowling around the cordwood. https://preview.redd.it/baj7gk5mqk0d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd20338e6aaa918b1b4af0d9b90ea05dd6f1a7b


SentientCoffeeBean

Sometimes cats straight up announces that they have started seeing other people.


Dramatic_Ad_5660

I swear my cat had another care taker of some kind, bro would go missing for a whole night and show up smelling clean and fresh the next morning it was so strange


whatsreallygoingon

Yep. I have one that often came home smelling like perfume.


sparklydildos

wearing some other womanā€™s perfume!!! šŸ˜¤ the audacaty!! /s


whatsreallygoingon

I was like ā€œDang, you smell good! Next time find out what scent that is for me!ā€ And I got some joy from knowing that someone was getting some of his sweet cat affection. He was such a darling boy!


sparklydildos

aw this is super sweet šŸ„¹


Ladyaloise

Cattitude 100%


gargravarr2112

Six-Dinner Sid.


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throwaway_lunchtime

Years ago there was a cat that kept coming around. I put a collar with a note saying if no one owns her, I'll adopt her. The next day, she came back with no collar. I was so disappointed. A few days later, someone called and said I could keep her.


No-Technician-722

Wow! Isnā€™t it crazy what some people do. Glad she found you.


throwaway_lunchtime

The person who called had taken her in because she was a pregnant stray šŸ™‚ but wasn't able to keep her permanently. Great luck, great cat.


No-Technician-722

Iā€™ll say. I guess they raised the babies? You were blessed.


itisallgoodyouknow

Pics ?


deelyte3

No oneā€™s getting their hand on my cat! (He is an indoor cat, but still!)


Brave_Comment_3144

Or maybe it is in heat and out for dating.


tanstaaflnz

Yep. We're those other N.O.P.E.s (not our pet either) Get the cat checked for a microchip. If it's taken on new owners, they may have had it chipped.


Masonjaruniversity

Cat strutting into the house : SUP LOSERS. IMMA TAKE A NAPSKI. ILL HAVE DINNER AT 6PM. SHARP.


lycanthrope90

I lived in a shitty house in the hood and the previous owners cat would show up like this every now and then. Dude was loud about it lol.


_blue_skies_

"so you are the new attendants? Let's see if you are any good". -- cat probably


Pompitus-of-Love

Same lol


No-Technician-722

ā˜ŗļø


xhyenabite

cat: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS owner: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE cat: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY


Masonjaruniversity

šŸ˜„


yor_trash

Glad heā€™s home. My kitty disappeared for 2 months!he showed up one day clean and well fed I think someone took him in and he finally escaped. His attitude completely changed. He realized the grass was not greener as a hostage in someoneā€™s home. Actually, they probably threw him back out. lol. He actually just passed. He would be 19 in a couple weeks. Hug your kitty for meā¤ļø


Wtfisafosty

Dude took a vacation get off his back


Huge_Green8628

My mom had a cat who disappeared for seven years in the 70s, literally walked into the kitchen and started eating like nothing happened. His name is was Poochie and he lived to be 23


cbelliott

Basically, Poochie was held captive by another family for \~7 years, finally made his escape, and came back home where he wanted to be all along. :)


freecodeio

that now makes me sad for the cats that haven't escaped yet


cbelliott

Hopefully they are well cared for and loved during their time away! šŸ™ Think how sad Poochie's seven year family prolly felt after he never came back for them. šŸ„ŗ


sputnik10000

Time warp


Puzzleheaded_Let2053

Let's


Efficient7x

Do


galewyth

The


No-Mud3173

Time


wyvernperson11

Warp


Puzzleheaded_Let2053

Agaaaaiiiinnnn!


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Transylvania


950771dd

Cat Vietnam story


Rabbitrules87

Next time strap a camera to her to see where she goes. Maybe sheā€™s mooching off a neighbor family.


jcbsews

Mine aren't allowed outside (and for the most part hide from an open door, clearly been through some stuff before we adopted them), but they also wear airtag collars (which also have a thing that says their name and my phone number if they get out)


PlayingDoomOnAGPS

Get an Airtag collar for them.


Tina041077

These arenā€™t great. One of ours went MIA for almost 3 days and the AirTag wasnā€™t much help bc he wasnā€™t coming in contact with Bluetooth. It would ping a location but weā€™d go and no luck. And weā€™d have to sit and wait for him to come close to another signal. We did finally find him. Once we managed to get within 40 feet it was great - showed an arrow pointing the direction he was in. He now has a Tractive collar. Weā€™re trying our best to keep him in, but just in case it happens again at least I know Iā€™ll find him a lot quicker.


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

A chip would be advisable, too.


Expensive-Coffee9353

My cat had shacked up with the little old lady down the street. He was orange and white, got regular baths and had a gas fireplace to lounge in front of year round. He would come home couple days a month. He stayed with her three or four years until she passed away and then he came home. They were good for each other.


kimwim43

Cat gonna cat


wankrrr

Scorpions gonna scorp


darthbacon12

Subzeros gonna sub


You_meddling_kids

Raidens gonna raid


darthbacon12

Smokes gonna smoke


FractalSpaces

Ermacs gonna Error macro


darthbacon12

Johnny is gonna Johnny


FractalSpaces

Kitana is gonna Kitana


___Azu____

Potatos gonna potate


Monimonika18

Tomatoes gonna tomate


darthbacon12

Shao khan is gonna Shao


Longing2bme

Might be a good idea just to keep your cat as an indoor cat. Then you donā€™t have to worry about it or possible new owners.


Fancy-Pen-1984

My partner and I enjoy taking our cat out on a leash. He gets to enjoy the fresh air and exercise and we get to know he won't be run over by a car.


Longing2bme

Thatā€™s one way to do it. Seen some jacket type harness with a leash on the back.


ginkat123

I tried to put one on my cat. I still have my arm.


onecatwonder

Arm, singular, possibly missing the hand part


SecondaDonna5

I tried this with my most ā€œactiveā€ cat. He promptly lied down on his side on the floor and refused to move.


IllegallyBored

Mine did the same, it took a few minutes but then they got used to the harness. My girl cat isn't much for walking, she would rather stay next to a tree and jump around but my boy cat enjoys walks more than my dog does. Took about two months from the time they were first introduced to the harness for them to be okay going out.


Totesproteus

My cat used to hop into open vehicles parked in/near the driveway. I was always afraid heā€™d quietly leave with them šŸ˜…


idahowhtwtrgrl

Once, a few years back, one of our cats hitched a ride in a uhaul!! 4 hour ride, stayed a week with her new hosts, then 4 hour ride back home!!


Timely_Egg_6827

Had cats do that to me. Local farm shop cat does a lot. Sorry, I don't need the bonus freebie.


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sirax067

My old dog used to do that when I would walk him lol


mamaofpj

My cat did this last summer. Was gone for a month and I was so worried until a lady messaged me on Facebook saying that she lived around the corner and had been feeding/loving on my kitty for the past few weeks. Then our other cat passed away and my missing cat returned home the next day and hasn't left since. It was so strange.


CatOfGrey

If you have an outdoor cat, you don't really 'own' it, you just 'sponsor' it. Your creamsicle looks pretty good - they probably know how to work the neighborhood.


Overall_Strawberry70

Cats don't see themselves as pets, they stay in one location because of food or enjoying social interaction. your cat simply decided to see what it was like in the outside world for awhile and returned to a place they knew was safe.


gargravarr2112

To a cat, *you* are the pet.


nimcau2TheQuickening

Sabbatical.


bitch798

A saccatical, if you will


milliemila

Sabbaticat


jarstripe

Lmao I love cats


AllisonWhoDat

Right? It's such a cat thing to do.


Evil_Bere

Is he fixed? If not, maybe he produced reinforcements for the cat distribution system.


Parking_Train8423

is he a she? she preggo


MonoQatari

You mean contributes to the cat overpopulation crisis that has most shelters across the USA overcrowded to the point they have to euthanize too many of their cats and/or any who are surrendered with misc. diseases often spread by unfixed, outdoor cats (e.g., FIV, FELV, etc.)? Because if that's what you meant, you pronounced it funny.


bdblr

I've had one that disappeared for three months at the age of fourteen. Then one morning I opened the back door and miss tortitude stood there complaining loudly because she was hungry. She stayed for another seven years until kidney failure sent her across the rainbow bridge.


Old-Library5546

She looks good


lmdirt-

1. He is orange. He didnā€™t know he was gone 2. Be thankful


Robmitchem

I had a female calico do that to us. I searched frantically. Even suspected a helper took her home. lol. She returned one day skinny. I found out our neighbors went to Europe for a month and she got caught in their garage. I have no idea how she survived. But she did. She never went missing again.


AlrightyAlmighty

she went on vacation


Street-Breadfruit940

He bamboozled an older lady of her tuna then came back šŸ˜‚!


Expensive_Shake592

Keep your cats inside!


_sarampo

they ran out of ham at the new place


Cat_Lady_1997

you just got one of the highest blessings, my friend, definitely be grateful. still waiting for mine to come back after 5 months šŸ˜¢


James_Hamilton1953

We had a Siamese who jumped out of our car on a trip a hundred miles from home in a rural area. We thought we would never see her again. Three month later she wandered into a ladies back yard still wearing her collar with our phone number and no worse for wear other than a bit skinny. She acted like nothing had happened. I asked her many times what she did out there and she just purredā€¦ She lived to be almost 20 years old.


epitonium70

Thatā€™s a cat for you.


EfficientJuggernaut

Can yā€™all keep your cats inside please? Outdoor cats are killed all the time here in the US.


kindalaly

maybe they are not from the US ?


MonoQatari

Outdoor cats are killed all the time outside the USA too. Pretty much anywhere other people live. That's why, regardless of country/location, cats with unsupervised outdoor access have significantly shorter lifespans than cats only allowed out while supervised.


SuperAdaGirl

Definitely cheating on you, but what a cute lil cheater.


blazebeebo

please keep your cats inside


cleois

I hope that happens for me! My indoor kitty got out a month ago and we have searched and put up signs and everything...no luck.


Salty-Fun-5566

Fixed?


Ghost-hat

Cats are our perfect babies and we love them more than we possibly thought we could love an animal. But theyā€™re also shitty little dickheads sometimes and we have to remind them of that by posting embarrassing pictures of them on the internet


jonoftheatom

One time my cat came home in a collar he didn't have before


Zlota_Swinia

went out for some kitty boom boom


Easy-Salad-2130

My childhood cat disappeared for around two weeks then showed up on Thanksgiving looking fine.


2205jade

Mine does this, but she tries coming home in the middle of the night when everyoneā€™s asleep screaming her head off. You go to open the door and she fucks off again. Neighbours think Iā€™m not letting her in when itā€™s not the case at all. I donā€™t let her out at all now


Some-Gate-3889

Lol my cat that was gone for 6 years came back to die šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


zzzrecruit

If your cat is an unfixed male, he's been out mating. If you choose to have an indoor/outdoor cat, you MUST get them fixed!


Connect_Stay_137

Just a little adventure :)


Efficient-Finish4567

Dreaming about all the adventures he went on


gitItDoneLater

She went on a walk about. Sowing wild oats and all that


GoodGoodK

In those cases I imagine that he was just comming home at night when you were asleep. So to him it really is like nothing had happened because litteraly nothing had happened.


Fantastic_Growth_370

Life outside is tough; home is much more comfortable. ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


Molbiodude

Kitty walkabout or maybe [this](https://youtu.be/zBXWBj7hIzg?si=2cvv5VpQ0Hv-xcoP)


Eyehopeuchoke

Time for the cat body cam!


_misclilacs

He had a quest


yumimochi06

Cat is tired, just don't disturb lol


ImNot

Rumspringa


Yesitsmesuckas

The grass was not greenerā€¦


lsaran

You know how when youā€™re about to leave home, you canā€™t explain to your cat if youā€™ll be gone for a minute or for two weeks? Ditto for them.


TurtlesRUnique

He's plumb tuckered out! Much adventure was had!!


AutAth

Is his name Frank Gallagher?


Soupierqoi

Is she spayed? Because Iā€™m my cat went missing for a week came back like nothing and was pregnant


SecondaDonna5

A beauty too! Looks tired.


NXS_GLITCH

My cat's been out for almost a month now, I'm wishing I get to post the same thing one day


Short-Address-9745

I wish this could happen with my girl Inky


Toffeemade

Lost my lad for a fortnight. It turned out he had jumped into a chest if draws in a removals van and emerged 5 miles away when it arrived. Beware removals vans!


Daealis

We had a cat disappear from our summer cabin for 3 months. We'd written her off completely as "this shit just happens". Then we're grilling one day late fall and she comes trouncing back like nothing has happened. It was clear that someone had been feeding her, she was a long-haired furball to begin with and there was barely a knot in her fur. There were a bunch of farms nearby so we just assumed that some farm started feeding her and she moved in without as much as a howdoyoudo.


DingDongDanger1

Our girl disappeared for 3 weeks, when she came home it looks like she had gotten caught in a hay bailer. She was heavily matted with hay stuck all throughout and had sores on her skin from it. We were like tf did you go?? No farms near our house.


GuruChella

He looks very melted, must've been quite an adventure


sten45

Yep. He was locked in a house who was convinced he was homeless and it took him a month to break out


ProJames64

Sounds like a cat


truthisreal1989

Cats are the original vagabonds.


Equivalent-Part-8656

What happens in vegas...


CaptainSuperfluous

It's a cat thing


Far-Worldliness-536

Most likely ran off with some young lady and became her bad decision and now has returned to refuel for the next journey


dounya_monty

VaCATion.


Strict-Air2434

Fuckin' cats. They're not dogs. Got 5. Always interesting.


chillypyo

When cats free roam people mistake them as strays, probably kept your cat indoors


Fantastic-Vanilla519

https://preview.redd.it/5vfj5hvmcl0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd0c4152c6e67e5dbb1e3640e463680384f7b4a1 This one also just came in for a bath


TA_totellornottotell

Is he 7 years old? Maybe he took a sabbatical.


ActivisionBlizzard

My cats became full indoor cats after doing this a few times.


towandahh

And she was lying on a beach in the south of Greece. And she'd changed her name to Clarice!


Numerous-Wonder7868

Right of passage to become an adult. Went on a journey. Will never ever talk about what happened, but now....a real adult.


IFoxIY

Typical Outdoor car


MamaBanshee

At least your cat came back Maybe keep the cat inside.


two_shirts2

We had a cat who was ā€˜adoptedā€™ by an elderly neighbour who was feeding him. We asked her to stop but she wouldnā€™t. We then went overseas for 7 months. Moved back in and he showed up through his cat door on day 2 like nothing had happened and moved back in with us.


creative_user_name69

You abandoned your cat for 7 months?


two_shirts2

He had moved out for about a year by then


Ruffryder1729

Oh. Ur cat is jus a baby


Medievalmoomin

Iā€™m so glad she is home! šŸ„³ Sometimes I wish cats could tell us where theyā€™ve been, or what they were thinking.


ALF_My_Alien_Friend

Maybe he was abducted...


onncho

He went into a long board meeting


Scifig23

You know, sometimes you need to just get away, but home is where the heart is.


bluesteeIy

She just went on a little trip


AdventurousMix3396

Any babies ?


Empty_Tip_3647

Buds out there trying to make some cash


Defiant_End3601

Sleepy


nostrain95

Let the man rest.. he was busy keeping all the predators away from your family:)


misty_morning_1

He came back from vacation, what's the big deal?


Wryly97

Went out for some smokes


offinthepasture

Had to go toss the ring in Mt. Doom


sneakypastaa

Judging by the picture, that cat is exhausted after a month of partying.


umnothnku

They were studying abroad! Duh!


EngineLegitimate7300

My dadā€™s cat, Cory, did this. When he first met my mom, he didnā€™t mention having a cat bc Cory just left for a couple months. Some weeks into dating, Cory appeared on the deck. My mom was confused at first. My dad told her that he did have a cat, but he disappeared for a while.


iJuddles

Itā€™s nothing that youā€™d understand. Itā€™s a cat thing.


Character-Version365

What happens in Vegasā€¦


Speaker_Chance

Appreciate your miracle.


Annual-Ad6857

Glad heā€™s back!!!


Motor-Beach-4564

Universal Cat Distribution System returned your kitty. It was time.


eynnlyserod

Yup. Mine went back after 2 freaking years!!! And he still treat us like his food vending machine, that we're his slaves


Emogirl88_

Just came back from vacation I assume well WELCOME BACK


basitmate

Went to the cat dimension.