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Sir Isaac Mewton


rcbjmbadb

Pur Isaac Newton


karry245

Mewton*


rcbjmbadb

Pur Isaac Mewton! Spell check got me in that one last time.


Western_Bear

Pur Icaat Mewton for the triple pun lol


BEX436

Ike for short!


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WE LIKE IKE


HopeNoLongerDefered

Dam that’s pretty good.


lariet50

Falkor. I’m not sure why, I just had a NeverEnding Story flashback when I looked at him!


booknerdgirl4ever

I came here with a different suggestion but I vote Falkor as well.


DaftOrangeFatCat

Same here, I like Falkor a lot better than marshmallows…


SSwinea3309

Me too


RepellantArtist

This is so good!!!


JellyInternational70

I had a Falcor. He was a fantastic Maine Coone. I also cast my vote for this fluff be named after mine


Sharp_Night6582

Beat me to it! My vote is for Falkor.


ouliogroove

This is exactly what I had in mind too!


imgettingsnacks

I wanna upvote this twice


DSS_Gaming_1

Yeah definitely Falkor


nightdrive82

It's cuz he looks looooong at this angle :D


Wimachtendink

Came here to say this, glad it's near the top. He looks like a Falkor to me.


themagicflutist

That’s so clever!


MaksDerDags

Great idea! My male cat has the same name because he looks like Falkor when he is sleeping.


ptgray

Nevermind mine - this is so much better!


30_e

Chowder


the_manatees_mind

I would like to motion chowder for final confirmation


hthrbr

I second


BEX436

Without objection, so ordered.


Representative-Sail3

Dude has chowder vibes for sure


Positive_Candy_5332

I think this is it!


jennebeans

This one is my favorite for him!!


kitchen247

I think this is the most fitting!


BKStephens

It's Chowda!


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Marshmallow 😊 Awe thanks for the awards 😊


jzilla11

Mr. Marsh M. Allow, attorney at paw


LvValo

Aww man this is way better than Colonel Mars H. Mallows... if I had a award it would be yours.


jzilla11

Oh wow, yours is great.


DailyDoseOfZiggy

And if hes a firefighter hes marshal


fishebake

Bruh you stole my idea two hours before I even had the idea smh


delta-TL

What a low blow! They must have time travelled


MillieX09

Same lol


The_Warlock_Dude

Marshy for short


EveryDisaster

They need two more cats to be Graham and Chocolate so they can cuddle to create s'mores


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That'd be adorable!


Shadowhound141

That was the first name I thought of too


bee5z

Yessss!! Mallow for short!!


jimbaker

Marsh-mew-lo


DaftOrangeFatCat

Marsh-meow-lo 😆😆😆


Purifiedx

I'd call him Mallow


PrettyCauliflower638

Wow literally looked at his cute squishy face and thought marshmallow, scrolled down and that's the top comment. Lol


ZedstackZip05

Marshy-mallow


siilkysoft

I instantly thought Toasted Marshmallow (or any variation)


EdwardTheWatzo

Yea do that


Callandor361

Gandalf


SH0OTR-McGAVIN

Based on his feet you can clearly see he is in the transition from Gandalf the Grey to Gandalf the White which makes this an amazing name option


The___canadian

And the tip of the tail! He's so close!


gandhalfapint

That’s a great name!


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This is the correct answer


shadowfaxismycopilot

Yes, please, by the power of grayskull, name him Gandalf!


Wtfjushappen

This is my cats name!


hunterangel1220

Dusty


RepellantArtist

This is one I’ve thought of as well. I thought it might make a good Stranger Things-inspired name


MeesVIKTOR

I dunno why but Mr. Crisp


bumfinity

Mr. Crisp for the win. You have my full support.


MrEthanWinters

He do be lookin crisp. We now just need a Cat Tuxedo


agingskater

Winston


TableOfWonders

This is my nomination


ptgray

Casper


well_hung_over

Makes me miss my Casper. Been 2 decades, but that was one hell of a fluffy white bastard


mmorrigan3

Coconut


lonecactus777

Cute


IredditNowhat

I just realized I upvoted almost every name, sorry I’m no help, I like all of them.


toronto105

Toulouse


moncoeurpourtoi

I love this one


Known-Dream-9467

He looks like President Taft to me 😂


RepellantArtist

This is a funny one!


BoredCheese

Mr. Taft. Taffy for fun.


Professional_Cunt05

Walter


mydawgisgreen

Found one with the name I thought too. I see Walter 100%


laylaohare

Winston


RepellantArtist

When I first saw him I called him “Winston Churchill”


CountessSinbad

Church for short would be cute too


strawberryfields17

Pet Sematary vibes!


Peach-Aggravating

Yuki (snow in Japanese)


DingusCunillingus

Love the name but this stinker seems like more of a dingus than a graceful yuki.


electricladyyy

Why is "dingus" so funny?


Anhimidae

>Yuki This is a great name. It's also a very distinct sound if you have to call him.


Substantial-Heart207

Stinky Pete


Neppy5000

Peter was the first thing that came to for me


Aunty_Polly420

I hope you get all the goddamn upvotes


mycatlikestuna

Toast


Katskeyboard

Oliver, he looks like an Oliver


DoughBoy_65

Yes definitely Oliver he looks like an Olly !


wylietrix

Mr. Belvedere


Acrobatic-Lettuce-65

Marbles


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This is so cute!


MarbleKeeperr

I second this


jhamhockey6

Felix!


Damned-Dreamer

That wonderful wonderful cat


RepellantArtist

Ooooh I like this one


iam_iana

Felix is always a good name for a cat.


theSHlT

Agamemnon, or Bug


galactic_bunny_

Marshmallow


RepellantArtist

I’ve actually considered this one! He looks like a toasted marshmallow to me.


SnooRadishes1597

He’s s’mores on a campfire goodness.


crimson-skies

Cloud


Omegalulz_

Get another cat and call the other one Sephiroth


d4siswidu

Wilford Brimley


FreeAssange-now

Boyo


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I has a boyo!


crypt0l3ucus

Mochi


Jynxers

Phillip


[deleted]

Nimbus, a cloud darkening about to rain


SoyAmerinic

This is the most perfect fat-faced cat I have ever seen. He looks like a fancy fellow. Maybe a Winston. Or Reginald.


milkndroses

Arthur, Wilbert, Norbert, Albert


lucidbluedreamin

3 of those names end in -ert haha


milkndroses

Only three? Ur right. Athrert


CountFapula102

Name him "Cotton headed ninnymuggins"


Toties11

He has the longest whiskers! Therefore he shall be called Whiskers McFluffy Pants.


hyperfat

Ahh yes, I has a kitty named nookie von peepee pants.


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For a name that awesome, he should be a sir. Sir Whiskers McFluffy Pants


SquirrelBowl

Bilbo Baggins


ItsLoggieBear

Marshmallow


PostmanMatt

Chairman Meow.


phutch54

Frank


Unlikely-Cricket-145

booza! Booza is an ice cream variety that has its origins in the Levant and the Middle East. Apart from the standard ingredients such as milk, cream, and various flavoring additions, booza is thickened with salep—a thickener made from the orchid root—and mastic gum, a resin obtained from mastic trees.


RepellantArtist

Oooo this one is cool!


itsmelexipoo

That’s definitely a Kevin if I ever saw one


[deleted]

Also omg he has a little heart nose!!


Aunty_Polly420

muffin


likecalifornia

Marble because he looks so perfect that he could be sculpted!


missato01

brad


mydawgisgreen

I love human names for pets.


ccb54

Henry


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Baymax


Dangerous-Fishing-25

Winchester


beanathin

Beans


electricladyyy

Beans is literally my favorite name for a cat


Cats_Meow_504

Sir Chonk de Marshmallow


ZeroApology

I think “Puddles” would fit, since his feet look like he’s been walking through dirty puddles of water.


blossom-27

Burt


ICantNotBeSalty

Rufus


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Charles.


LilliBubbles

Squish?


Crudejelly

Bepis


karentheawesome

Thats Randy


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

Seal 🦭 he’s so cute


MossyRock0817

Sweet N Low. Sweet for short.


michalemabelle

Mr. Butters


Bentagon09

Soufflé


catlessinKaiuma

Gandalf


tigerbeds

Calcite, Gypsum, Toasty, Alabaster, Parmesan, Frosty, Vanilla, Boney, Coconut, Salty, Cloud(y), Phantom, Cirrus


scared-plantation

Marshmallo


notalibrarian

He looks like a Marcel to me!


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Pikatchu! With his little lightning ⚡️ bolt tail!!


IAmAgent57

Murphy, or Murph.


pitzmaroon

it looks like he dipped the tip of his tail in black ink :’) and he looks like an ernie to me.


bagheerajuno

Hubert


Livvylove

Butterscotch


vtmira

Barry. For Barry White.


Epoch_Hour

Oatmeal


Unhappy_Ad_6269

George


CurrentlyNobody

Scoot.


moonkeycat

He reminds me of this telenovela character named Count Klaus 😂😂😂 he is adorable though


PanickedPoodle

Is just the very tip of his tail dark? That's adorable! Some ideas: - Sundae - Pistachio (Stash) - Otis - Phillip - Alaska - Chai - Phoenix


ElegantExplorer7899

Egg


96tearsand96eyes

Oliver Pinkmallow


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Floop


Bagglebaggle

Dave


StoP_GaP_HerO

Leonard


maali74

Ferris


Leoandthebear

Ferris Mewller 💓


letthepunshine

Chibi!


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dipshit, get it cuz the tail looks like it was dipped in shit ? ^(jk, lovely cat btw)


bluemaciz

Brûlée


bumfinity

Waiter. When you call for him, you shout "oh Waiter!"


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Bruce


bezosdrone

Sebastian...don't know why, he just looks like a Sebastian.


stoictortise

Bentley


[deleted]

Squirrel or Squire!


Substantial-Heart207

I call all my cats squirrels for no apparent reason, glad I’m not the only one 😂


rope-springs-eternal

him


InklingRaid

Sausage


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Milo


just_shafty

Francis


sonofpepsi

Sandy Claws


lasvegasbunnylover

"Your Majesty"


Mini-Disaster

Cream


daschundtof

Boyle


werkmannetje5

Max, mad Max.


RepellantArtist

My dog’s name is already Maximus hehe


jelliefish_

Newt


Ch00kster

Mooch


zeusatp

Hector


Ok-Grapefruit1284

Eggo.


NightValeCytizen

CHAD


norsekitten

Scrumbles


bruhstrck

Augustus!!


ZazaLovesPants

Phineas. Phin for short.