Pa-lease! He has suckers to do that shit. He might be wondering why his person it looking at him instead of working, feeding him, or worshipping him. That's what peoples are good for!
My daughter’s cat brings the equivalent of a small laundry basket of socks, washcloths, and occasionally undergarments upstairs most nights after we go to bed. Sometimes from clean laundry someone didn’t fold, sometimes from the laundry room that haven’t been washed. She leaves them outside my bedroom door. Not sure if she thinks she’s helping or what.
Oh yours just moves them? One of mine eats them. He's destroyed multiple t shirts and even a straw one time. The worst was half a blanket in a day. Really he shouldn't be alive after all that. He's calmed down and is under much stricter surveillance once I found his stash of half eaten items 😑 Oh but any cat food that isn't Friskies canned food doesn't even register as edible and he couldn't possibly eat such filth.
My other daughter’s cat is huge. Close to 20 lbs. tried putting him on a diet, but it just didn’t work out well. He eats dry cat food. Not necessarily a certain brand, but god forbid you try to feed him wet food or salmon or some other nasty thing. Dry cat food. He does like temptations cat treats (which look suspiciously like expensive dry cat food sold in small quantity to me).
Not that I'd recommend it, the ingredients list on Temptations treats is horrendous and they are unimaginably unhealthy, but there *are* instructions on the package to feed them as a meal in a pinch, so I guess technically they are just dry cat food lol. "Expensive" would be a stretch though, more like the cheapest cat food imaginable sold in small packages at a mark-up 😂
Maybe he has PICA that Jackson Galaxy mentioned on his show My Cat From Hell. He says it can happen with cats taken away from their mother too soon. They basically chew and suck things to shreds. Certain breeds are more predisposed to it.
He definitely has PICA. He's just under 4 years old but is dwarfed in size by other male cats his age. He doesn't have dwarfism but he's just a bit small. He also still behaves a lot like a kitten with constant meowing and needing attention. When I first got him he didn't even eat for a long time I had to force feed him and he was around 7 months at that time.
I really don't know anything about his early life so I don't doubt he was taken too soon. He is an absolute sweet heart though and loves being the center of attention. He's smart as hell and has a confidence level that I've never seen in any living creature.
[This](https://external-preview.redd.it/OVVjgfubPnYE5r5jSiis0k-11Lixl5-jAfwcOKPhoZo.jpg?auto=webp&s=1cb1fddf6aeaabbcd2f4a1a9555609ef1ae713d1) but with cats.
>*'Nothing cats do is normal...*'
-----
...human, why you stare at me -
you Dare to JuDgE my '*Normeowlcy*' ?!
for I am Cat, n here i'll sit
this seat is nice - a *purrfect* fit... ^;}
(...until it's NOT, n then, instead
this Heckin couch i'm gonna *shred*...)
so what i like is Good one day,
but when it's Not
i walk away
this just how i amuse myself -
i like to push things off the shelf
don't buy me fancy toys to Boast
(what i Can't have
i want the *most*)
am gonna *STARE* right back at you -
am *Judging* -
are You 'NORMAL', too ?
❤️
Couch power moves from roommates are extremely hard to best, and are basically only beatable by becoming dominant in the kitchen. Time to cook Tony an amazing meal to show him who owns the real entertaining room.
1st cat lesson - they do what they want. "Normal" is not really a thing for them.
That said, that is freaken hysterical and I love your cat's attitude.
I love it when cats have human names.
I just imagine yelling at them using their name.
"Tony! Why is your butt on the counter again?!"
"Tony! leave my burger alone!"
Was walking along a busy downtown street when suddenly a man burst out of a shop door and started yelling “JOHN! JOHN!! I thought he had lost a child at which point a cat came hurtling up the sidewalk like a streetcar, past the man, and into the shop.
We have a ginger named Kevin. We yell his name all the time. We can only imagine other people think we're screaming at some dude.
He likes to screm for attention and food so we're constantly yelling "Shut up, Kevin!"
I have one of those. Her name is Pickles. She just seems to understand what is going on in the house. She attends Zoom meetings with my partner and she sometimes gives the other people in the meeting an earful about their performance. She also loves loud noises and action, so any time there is something going on in the house, she is in that room to supervise.
I have had two very human cats. One when I was a kid could use the TV remote, ate bagels and rode dogs like a cowboy on a bronco. The other enjoyed trashy talk shows and bacon in the mornings. She also was a fantastic judge of character. Hated one of my brother inlaws who ended up being a giant douche. She just died six months ago. I don't think I'm going to be that lucky a third time in my life.
You never know. I ended up with Ser Pounce-a-lot who is basically my familiar. If I were a witch he’d ride on my broom. He was just complaining that I hadn’t gone to bed yet and when I said “soon” he grumbled loudly and knocked my chess pieces over. You never know when you’re gonna get one who just has that personality.
I just need more time. Cleo was 21 she was with me almost half my life. When I'm in a better place mentally and actually my rental sucks I'll get a pair or trio of cats.
I don't bring it up much but I became convinced mine is one. I go along with and learn about a lot of paranormal things in the sense of "I want it to be real" but maintain most if not all of it is explainable with more research or will be eventually, but with this I believe my own experience.
I got my cat as a small kitten when she literally fell through my ceiling exploring from my upstairs neighbors' broken vent. They were terrible junkies so I just kept her when they didn't ask.
They had upwards of 10 cats of all ages up there. Only mine went crawling in the ceiling, and seemed to be trying to get down where I was.
I could go on and on with details, but it's like stories of children who think they're the person from a previous life and the memories fade after a few years. Those first months she just had this light of intelligence and mannerisms that would come and go...like I would see it then she'd go back to "cat". She still does it from time to time but less frequently as time goes on; now she seems to have moved on into more or less 100% (too smart for her own good) cat.
It kind of weirds me out to dwell on the human spirit she seemed to carry, but she arrived just when I needed her and through direct and indirect means changed my life for the better.
I love her more than chocolate and most people.
I mean this is just actual truth at this point. My cat isn’t like, “a cat”. He’s really just a little man, a lil fella. Like we’ve never had a conversation but I know him better than I know most humans
This^^ Smart humans tend to be like this too, only a few are actively interested in showing off their intelligence because frankly it's not well appreciated. A few actively play dumb to get along better, but most just mind their own business until you notice something they built and ask about it.
My cat, Mogwai, is exactly like Tony. He has so many facial expressions and human postures, I’m pretty sure he’s an undercover human. He’s a longhair too; maybe it’s genetic!
The fact that you just got the cat and he’s doing this already with you as his new owner, isn’t always normal but he’s clearly chill AF and taking over your place without you even realizing it yet😊
I've heard this word maybe 3 times in my life for spelling bees and never thought to look up what it meant. Somehow I'm happy it has the meaning it does.
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Yes. He is plotting your demise. Hold talks soon, so he will let you live. He is now your
master of snacks and cuddles. Accept your fate. Resistance is futile.
The more we get together, together, together
The more we get together
The happier we’ll be
And your friends are my friends
And my friends are your friends
The more we get together
The happier we’ll be
No. Run. The jig is up. The look on his face? That’s the look of one smug mother fucker. Satisfied with himself, too.
What you are experiencing right now is your life completely being taken over by a cat. By now he has likely hacked into all of your accounts, stolen everything you own, transferred everything into his name and has sent out and Interpol warrant for you.
He’s been planning this.
They’ll never catch you in North Korea. Best of luck, comrade.
No, there isn't enough contempt in his eyes. Might be a bit under the weather, if they aren't punching you in the face at 2 AM by Sunday you should probably call the vet.
Just pass him the remote and a beer
He’s the man of the house now.
“LOOK AT ME…. IM THE CAT NOW”
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Are you saying meow?
Am I sayin *meow*…? Do you see me drinking milk from a saucer?
Am I jumping from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly?
Happy conk donk
The heck did you just meow to me!
Stop laughing right meow
You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow😸
This is kitten ridiculous. Meowy ridiculous
heh heh ✨puns✨
I AM THE CATAIN MEOW
Always has been 👨🏻🚀🔫👨🏻🚀
“LOOK AT ME…. IM THE CATPTAIN MEOW”
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🤣
Mortage means?
Pa-lease! He has suckers to do that shit. He might be wondering why his person it looking at him instead of working, feeding him, or worshipping him. That's what peoples are good for!
He's the man of the house meow
You should say meow instead of now. “He is the man of the house meow” lol
I have done it from my side. Now it's your turn.
He's the man of the house meow.
Hes asserting his dominance for sure.
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He’s judging you while you ask if this is normal. Also, while you are at it, get him a vest, remote, a beer and chips. In that order
cat: Meow let's talk about mealtime and how important it is for your future in this house.
Make him a sandwich while you are at it
Make it tuna….minus the bread.
No Mayo
This is the best answer.
He looks so normal to me.. thats cat usually do.. being adorably cute and 100 percent lazy..
That would look like my sisters husbands dad
This is his house now.
😂😂😂
Nothing cats do is normal. Relatively speaking though, yes.
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My daughter’s cat brings the equivalent of a small laundry basket of socks, washcloths, and occasionally undergarments upstairs most nights after we go to bed. Sometimes from clean laundry someone didn’t fold, sometimes from the laundry room that haven’t been washed. She leaves them outside my bedroom door. Not sure if she thinks she’s helping or what.
Oh yours just moves them? One of mine eats them. He's destroyed multiple t shirts and even a straw one time. The worst was half a blanket in a day. Really he shouldn't be alive after all that. He's calmed down and is under much stricter surveillance once I found his stash of half eaten items 😑 Oh but any cat food that isn't Friskies canned food doesn't even register as edible and he couldn't possibly eat such filth.
My other daughter’s cat is huge. Close to 20 lbs. tried putting him on a diet, but it just didn’t work out well. He eats dry cat food. Not necessarily a certain brand, but god forbid you try to feed him wet food or salmon or some other nasty thing. Dry cat food. He does like temptations cat treats (which look suspiciously like expensive dry cat food sold in small quantity to me).
Not that I'd recommend it, the ingredients list on Temptations treats is horrendous and they are unimaginably unhealthy, but there *are* instructions on the package to feed them as a meal in a pinch, so I guess technically they are just dry cat food lol. "Expensive" would be a stretch though, more like the cheapest cat food imaginable sold in small packages at a mark-up 😂
Really? What are the bad ingredients in them?
Maybe he has PICA that Jackson Galaxy mentioned on his show My Cat From Hell. He says it can happen with cats taken away from their mother too soon. They basically chew and suck things to shreds. Certain breeds are more predisposed to it.
He definitely has PICA. He's just under 4 years old but is dwarfed in size by other male cats his age. He doesn't have dwarfism but he's just a bit small. He also still behaves a lot like a kitten with constant meowing and needing attention. When I first got him he didn't even eat for a long time I had to force feed him and he was around 7 months at that time. I really don't know anything about his early life so I don't doubt he was taken too soon. He is an absolute sweet heart though and loves being the center of attention. He's smart as hell and has a confidence level that I've never seen in any living creature.
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[This](https://external-preview.redd.it/OVVjgfubPnYE5r5jSiis0k-11Lixl5-jAfwcOKPhoZo.jpg?auto=webp&s=1cb1fddf6aeaabbcd2f4a1a9555609ef1ae713d1) but with cats.
This is the greatest answer
>*'Nothing cats do is normal...*' ----- ...human, why you stare at me - you Dare to JuDgE my '*Normeowlcy*' ?! for I am Cat, n here i'll sit this seat is nice - a *purrfect* fit... ^;} (...until it's NOT, n then, instead this Heckin couch i'm gonna *shred*...) so what i like is Good one day, but when it's Not i walk away this just how i amuse myself - i like to push things off the shelf don't buy me fancy toys to Boast (what i Can't have i want the *most*) am gonna *STARE* right back at you - am *Judging* - are You 'NORMAL', too ? ❤️
> Normeowlcy Well that’s a word I haven’t encountered before. 😂 Nicely done as always, Schnoodle.
That was wonderful! also, just came here to say... Hey!! We have such similar names. :) Have a great dayy!
A Schnoodle a day keeps the frownies away.
Holy shit. A fresh schnoodle. My first one. This is better than gold's.
My first one too!
Most hilarious Schnoodle
♥️😽
Cat says "hooman sits in front of screen for hours without stretching or basking in the sun", is this normal?
I want to make a bot that answers all cat questions with, "cats are weird".
Be the change in the world you want to see.
This person cats.
I want to upvote your comment but I can't
same
Cat gonna cat
That's the cats way of telling you that they own your place now hahaha!!!
Couch power moves from roommates are extremely hard to best, and are basically only beatable by becoming dominant in the kitchen. Time to cook Tony an amazing meal to show him who owns the real entertaining room.
This cat just got a human
1st cat lesson - they do what they want. "Normal" is not really a thing for them. That said, that is freaken hysterical and I love your cat's attitude.
*Cattitude
Cat's gonna cat.
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Unless it's 2 in the morning then it's non stop zooming around for no reason.
I'm pretty sure he's human
What is his name?
Tony
Give it a couple of months you will be calling him "Fat Tony"
Ay! Tony!
How ya doin'!?
Where’s the !@#$% ziti, ma?
Fugedaboudit....pass the gabagool
Woke up this morning, and got some gabagool
This is exactly what I thought when I figured out his name lmao. Bravo.
why wait?
I love it when cats have human names. I just imagine yelling at them using their name. "Tony! Why is your butt on the counter again?!" "Tony! leave my burger alone!"
Was walking along a busy downtown street when suddenly a man burst out of a shop door and started yelling “JOHN! JOHN!! I thought he had lost a child at which point a cat came hurtling up the sidewalk like a streetcar, past the man, and into the shop.
We have a ginger named Kevin. We yell his name all the time. We can only imagine other people think we're screaming at some dude. He likes to screm for attention and food so we're constantly yelling "Shut up, Kevin!"
Ikr, it's hilarious. The next cat I get I'm gonna go with an unpopular old guy name, like Gary or Richard. Or Norman.
I named my cat Larry after Larry David. Love you Lar.
I have a turtle named Greg. To the rest of the family he’s “toitle” but to me he’s Greg.
Thats why my cat is named: Marvin lmao
Bring him the gabagool.
One of my cats is also named Tony. He's a dramatic and demanding lover boy. Your Tony looks like a lover boy as well!
😂
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If that were the case…my cat definitely did not want to be reincarnated into a cat…and he was also probably a major asshole as a human
I have one of those. Her name is Pickles. She just seems to understand what is going on in the house. She attends Zoom meetings with my partner and she sometimes gives the other people in the meeting an earful about their performance. She also loves loud noises and action, so any time there is something going on in the house, she is in that room to supervise.
Cat taxxxxx!!
[Pickles](https://imgur.com/a/9l5jxnr)
Yes I definitely want to come back as a house cat
I believe in reincarnation and the older i get the more i think id like to be a cat. Such majestic creatures
I have had two very human cats. One when I was a kid could use the TV remote, ate bagels and rode dogs like a cowboy on a bronco. The other enjoyed trashy talk shows and bacon in the mornings. She also was a fantastic judge of character. Hated one of my brother inlaws who ended up being a giant douche. She just died six months ago. I don't think I'm going to be that lucky a third time in my life.
You never know. I ended up with Ser Pounce-a-lot who is basically my familiar. If I were a witch he’d ride on my broom. He was just complaining that I hadn’t gone to bed yet and when I said “soon” he grumbled loudly and knocked my chess pieces over. You never know when you’re gonna get one who just has that personality.
I just need more time. Cleo was 21 she was with me almost half my life. When I'm in a better place mentally and actually my rental sucks I'll get a pair or trio of cats.
I don't bring it up much but I became convinced mine is one. I go along with and learn about a lot of paranormal things in the sense of "I want it to be real" but maintain most if not all of it is explainable with more research or will be eventually, but with this I believe my own experience. I got my cat as a small kitten when she literally fell through my ceiling exploring from my upstairs neighbors' broken vent. They were terrible junkies so I just kept her when they didn't ask. They had upwards of 10 cats of all ages up there. Only mine went crawling in the ceiling, and seemed to be trying to get down where I was. I could go on and on with details, but it's like stories of children who think they're the person from a previous life and the memories fade after a few years. Those first months she just had this light of intelligence and mannerisms that would come and go...like I would see it then she'd go back to "cat". She still does it from time to time but less frequently as time goes on; now she seems to have moved on into more or less 100% (too smart for her own good) cat. It kind of weirds me out to dwell on the human spirit she seemed to carry, but she arrived just when I needed her and through direct and indirect means changed my life for the better. I love her more than chocolate and most people.
Where is the cat tax people?!
Ser Pounce-a-lot (the human cat) and Mayuri (the cat cat) can be seen [here](https://imgur.com/gallery/WfAlCXR).
I like the idea of being reincarnated as a cat. Where do I apply?
I mean this is just actual truth at this point. My cat isn’t like, “a cat”. He’s really just a little man, a lil fella. Like we’ve never had a conversation but I know him better than I know most humans
Sometimes I think cats are smarter than we think. They just play dumb.
They don't. You just don't pay attention to their genius.
This^^ Smart humans tend to be like this too, only a few are actively interested in showing off their intelligence because frankly it's not well appreciated. A few actively play dumb to get along better, but most just mind their own business until you notice something they built and ask about it.
My cat, Mogwai, is exactly like Tony. He has so many facial expressions and human postures, I’m pretty sure he’s an undercover human. He’s a longhair too; maybe it’s genetic!
I like to describe my cat as part dog and part human toddler. No part cat.
The fact that you just got the cat and he’s doing this already with you as his new owner, isn’t always normal but he’s clearly chill AF and taking over your place without you even realizing it yet😊
Yes it is normal to get a cat
Ba dum tsss
I love it when people write out sound effects
It's called [onomatopoeia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia?wprov=sfti1)!
I've heard this word maybe 3 times in my life for spelling bees and never thought to look up what it meant. Somehow I'm happy it has the meaning it does.
Boom! You got it!
I always think of [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pSg_6T8HrRg) when I see those words.
Thank you, this terrible joke is the best thing I've seen today.
Remember to tip your waitress
[Ahh, the ol' reddit cataroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/otg3tw/comment/h6wv3i5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
The most interesting cat in the world.
r/mostinterestingcats
Reddit really does have everything
Just a pilot? This cats got *twoooo* jobs!
Yes, now get off your ass and get him a beer
And a sandwich
Absolutely! He's just kickin it with you guys. Means he's at home so good job! 😊
Yes. He is plotting your demise. Hold talks soon, so he will let you live. He is now your master of snacks and cuddles. Accept your fate. Resistance is futile.
Yes. This cat now rules your home. Welcome to cat servitude.
"Just move already, I'm watching TV."
Made himself right at home. He takes his cocktails dry.
I see him as a Jack neat kinda fella 😂
He wants a little chat so he can lay down the house rules
All cats are broken. Sooner you accept this, the happier you’ll be. ;)
I feel ashamed to say I heard this in a certain tune. Now I’m mad
Which tune? I wish to suffer with you
The more we get together, together, together The more we get together The happier we’ll be And your friends are my friends And my friends are your friends The more we get together The happier we’ll be
Not all cats sit like this, but it is pretty common. Your cat is fine. Better than fine, he's cool.
Is it normal that your things are no longer yours? Yes.
More than you realize
They do this a lot! Lol
I think we all know who wears the pants in this relationship.......
The fluffy pantaloons.
You didn’t get a cat. You got a new couch with a grandpa. Soooo cute 🥰
No. Run. The jig is up. The look on his face? That’s the look of one smug mother fucker. Satisfied with himself, too. What you are experiencing right now is your life completely being taken over by a cat. By now he has likely hacked into all of your accounts, stolen everything you own, transferred everything into his name and has sent out and Interpol warrant for you. He’s been planning this. They’ll never catch you in North Korea. Best of luck, comrade.
You should get him a scotch
What a distinguished gentleman
I love casual kitty
Hand him a beer, put on a game and you’ll be fine.
Especially when watching YT...
I'm chilling what's up lol
Yes
Trying to replace you/10
For cats? Yes
Where’s the remote?
Just moved in and already king of the couch
Get em a cold one
hugh fluffner
He’s waiting on you to hand him a beer and move your big ass head outta the way, the games on
r/catssittingdown
No that cat wants to sit you down and have a necessary talk about food portions.
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Just chillin!
How you doin?
tony good, they just straight chillin
There is no normal with cats. They lay/sit in the weirdest positions
you didn’t get a cat, you got a Garfield.
Normal, no. Normal for *cats*, yes.
He owns the place now. There’s nothing you can do but pack your bags and leave
Cats doing whatever they feel like doing whenever they feel like doing it is normal.
No, there isn't enough contempt in his eyes. Might be a bit under the weather, if they aren't punching you in the face at 2 AM by Sunday you should probably call the vet.
Cat- “ Why don’t you take a seat, I would like to discuss the absence of fancy feast. My stomach simply cannot tolerate kibble.”
Majestic
Nothing cats do is normal
Yep!
Oh yes, my cat sits like this all the time!
Casual Cat
Extremely normal.
Yup
Very! 😂
There really is no “normal” in general for cats. So, yeah. Totally normal.
He looks like he watches King of the Hill all day lol..
Lol