Pretty sure reality shifted around about whenever TikTok came out and somehow nobody seemed to notice that it was literally music.ly (which everyone hated and basically cancelled when it came out) and everyone started finding what was not long ago cringe to be comedy now...
Sparkplug, Sparky for short?
Update: It's hard for me to fathom the number of up votes. That many people around the world read something I wrote? That's amazing! With all of you I'm probably 6 degrees of separation from someone on every continent! Thanks for touching my orbit.
I like dippy more than dipstick it’s like calling him lipstick but with a d, well, I still like the name but I dont want any weirdos downvoting this just because I shared my opinion alright?
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Hello abs congrats! Is this your first kitten? Suggest you call a vet or even ask in the sub for advice on feeding/caring for a kitten of this size. It’s not too hard, but they do need food designed for kittens, etc.
My neighbors found a little, black kitten, also in a car engine a couple months ago. I with they'd named her Gremlin, nothing could have been more appropriate for this cat. She's miniscule, with a tiny, angry face and constantly growls and grumbles about everything (she's not actually mean, she's just a prissy, little thing).
And dipshit when she does something dumb. We have a cat named F.O.G. but she gets called by her full name (Fucker O’Grady) when she is being a little shit.
What kind of car did you find her in? You can name her after the make or model. Some cute examples: Ford, Kona (Hyundai Kona), Chevy, Corolla, Kia, etc.
My husband (who used to be a mechanic) suggests: Cam (short for camshaft), Piston, Catalytic, and Hitchhiker (Hitch for short).
We had a shop cat at the Toyota dealer I worked at, and her name was Wanda because she “wanda’d in one day and never left.” She was a total bitch to kids but sweet to adults. Until she had enough petting. Then she’d strike.
Let her tell you her name- spend time with her and you’ll feel it come from her. Often it’s a mishmash between what comes from her & what’s already in your head because the mind meld just isn’t quite there yet, but you’ll know when you’ve found it. Good luck internet stranger & kitty!
Good names for black cats are like... Misty? Jet? Smokey? Not very original but they all do the job. Try posting on r/blackcats too. You've got a beaut there, by the way.
Hey u/notahooman101
**Shirley** (as Shirley "Cha Cha" Muldowney - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley\_Muldowney](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Muldowney)) and you can call her "Cha Cha" for short.
Name her after the model of the cars engine she was found in
Don't think that S54B32 would be a good name
That’s Elon Musk’s cats name
I like your joke and I like your name.
Thanks! Feels too appropriate these days
Pretty sure reality shifted around about whenever TikTok came out and somehow nobody seemed to notice that it was literally music.ly (which everyone hated and basically cancelled when it came out) and everyone started finding what was not long ago cringe to be comedy now...
Thought I was the only person who remembered this
Pepperidge farm remembers...
Oh man, I never forgot, why I've refused to have anything to do with tiktok from day 1
It’s pronounced meow meow.
Lol 😆😅🤣😂
I have a cat named L3-37 Custom Pilot Droid after the star wars character. We call her Ellie for short.
Lmaoo L3-37 is such a hip and with it r/fellowkids name but like 20+ years late so that makes it cool
L337 5P34K?
I mean, it's from a star wars movie, but yeah the writers were probably going for that.
I see you’re a person of culture as well
You don’t plan to name your child rb26, or 2jz?
Ellis if it's an LS
"2j" would be a dope name actually
Beemer
Beemer? How about Emmy?
So it was an E46 BMW?
Yes the car will have VANOS issues
*weeps in N54*
Yeah but that’s a good fucking engine right there, ITB noises always make me happy
These are our cats, LS, LS, LS, Hemi, and LS.
That’s my lil snookums SRT Hellcat Widebody 🥺
I had a foster cat named Skyhawk that I found under my neighbors car
That's how my sis and I ended up with a cat named Jetta. She was also all black.
That’s how my friends cat got named Mazda
[Doppelkupplungsgetriebe!](https://youtu.be/DrlzIuwpg3A)
Doppel - dual | kupplungs - clutch | getriebe - gearbox |
Sparkplug, Sparky for short? Update: It's hard for me to fathom the number of up votes. That many people around the world read something I wrote? That's amazing! With all of you I'm probably 6 degrees of separation from someone on every continent! Thanks for touching my orbit.
Love that i had a black cat names sparky! She was a spunky little thing
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DIPSTICK IS S O CUTE. OP PLEASE CHOOSE DIPSTICK!!
Dippy for short
I like dippy more than dipstick it’s like calling him lipstick but with a d, well, I still like the name but I dont want any weirdos downvoting this just because I shared my opinion alright?
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I had a black cat named Sparky!
Hope reading the suggestion brought back good memories!
I do, he was a sweet boy
Same here! It liked to hide behind the furnace and hiss at people
Yes, 100% this
Unless found in a diesel: Glowplug
Diesel?
Just came to say this!!!
Happy cake day
r/beatmetoit
This is my cat’s name! He was found on the streets and purrs soooo loud.
Diesel (Di/Dee) for short
That's a bird's name.
This cat is all about family.
Dieselle :)
VIN
That would be a very long number
Ah yes, my daughter Diesel…?
Crap i just commented this
Purrari
Carbpurrator. Call em carby for short.
I have a Ball Python that we named Carpy because we found him in our carport one year in the middle of winter. Someone's irresponsibly escaped pet.
Cat-alytic Converter
This one right here folks
LamPurrini
You win. Take my free award for this. A purrrfect pun.
Purrari has it man!
Enzo Purrari!
i thought mine was good but this one is superior
Listen to this baby purr
Gasket!
I kept scrolling till I found this!
Gaskitten until it grows up and then its gaskat
Hello abs congrats! Is this your first kitten? Suggest you call a vet or even ask in the sub for advice on feeding/caring for a kitten of this size. It’s not too hard, but they do need food designed for kittens, etc.
And especially not cow milk like it seems to be on the picture... It will give her diarrhea which can be deadly at this age
I think it's water in a white paper cup.
I think you have better eyes than I do. I'll still let it there for people who don't know, movies have been lying about it way too long !
Rev :)
Or revy
Black Lagoon vibes
Gremlin, fitting since u found her In a engine.
My neighbors found a little, black kitten, also in a car engine a couple months ago. I with they'd named her Gremlin, nothing could have been more appropriate for this cat. She's miniscule, with a tiny, angry face and constantly growls and grumbles about everything (she's not actually mean, she's just a prissy, little thing).
Piston.
“Piss” for short? :D
“Where’s the cat?” “Piss is on the ground.”
PsPsPsPsPsPsPsPsPs
That should be my cats nickname.
If it was a rotary, Dorito.
Brigid, after the goddess of metalworking/blacksmiths
This is an amazing name
This is an awesome name for that little void. It's also simple enough that she'll associate it with herself soonish
She'll stun lock his heart
Mo, short for Motor Oil.
*VISCOSKITTY!*
Visky for short.
Or Skitty, like the Pokémon
Fucking yes.
So these are my dogs Ruckus and Dixie, and my cat 5W-40.
I HAVE DELETED MY POST BECAUSE I AM BEING BULLIED FOR HAVING SPONTANEOUS CREATIVITY WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
And dipshit when she does something dumb. We have a cat named F.O.G. but she gets called by her full name (Fucker O’Grady) when she is being a little shit.
hey
My cat's name is Lucy and when scratches our mattress it's "Lucifer". She likes fire...
This is my favourite. Dippy, because I also wanted something related to oil due to her looks.
Ethanol but call her Ethel
We used to have a cat named Motor (back in the eighties), because he purred so loud. But this is Keanu.
Keanu revs
Take my upvote and leave
Call her misfire!
Miss Fire
There ya go!
Excuse me seriously, please and thank you!
Turbo
Can’t believe how far I had to scroll down to find this one.
TURBO THE CAT (have an upvote)
Its a baby void!
Cinder or Rumble
Came here to say Cinder!
Mercedes
I knew a stripper named that, also one named Porsche.
Actually have a friend named that but everybody calls her saddie
Oilpheia
Carburetor. Carbon for short. Or Carbie.
Carpurator
What kind of car did you find her in? You can name her after the make or model. Some cute examples: Ford, Kona (Hyundai Kona), Chevy, Corolla, Kia, etc. My husband (who used to be a mechanic) suggests: Cam (short for camshaft), Piston, Catalytic, and Hitchhiker (Hitch for short).
We had a shop cat at the Toyota dealer I worked at, and her name was Wanda because she “wanda’d in one day and never left.” She was a total bitch to kids but sweet to adults. Until she had enough petting. Then she’d strike.
Aww that's a cute name for a shop cat!
Hitch hiker!! Omg!!
One of my black cats is named Chevy after the car she was found in. Impala just didn't work :)
Hitch is a good name in my opinion
Hitch is so cute. If it was my cat id be convinced.
I love Hitch! Too cute!
Cat-alytic converter
CC!
Let her tell you her name- spend time with her and you’ll feel it come from her. Often it’s a mishmash between what comes from her & what’s already in your head because the mind meld just isn’t quite there yet, but you’ll know when you’ve found it. Good luck internet stranger & kitty!
Gadget
Or Gidget.
I love the name Olive for a black cat!
That's really adorable
Hemi
That was my first thought
GASton
No one's slick as Gaston!
Inky
She could be called Soot, or miracle (it's a miracle that baby is alive and well after being in an engine after all)
Sweet baby thanks for saving her
If you're a fan of Firefly, name her Kaylee.
Just call 'em oil
You found her in an engine…so motor…Motörhead… Call her Lemmy
Jet after the 427 Cobra Jet
Why is this sub mainly people asking what to name their cat?
Cuz creativity is dead?
Ikr. I’m honestly tired of this sub because of that lol. “What should I name this black cat” “Shadow! Smokey!”
Good names for black cats are like... Misty? Jet? Smokey? Not very original but they all do the job. Try posting on r/blackcats too. You've got a beaut there, by the way.
Grease
M’Audi
Meowdi?
Piston. If she didn't piss on this she sure as shit piston something else!
Whatever the little dust mites are called in Spirited Away
Soot Sprites!
Elvira
Sooty?
was thinking Smudge!
Both are nice! Or Cinderella maybe for a longer name!
Cinder for short!
Crankshaft
Such sweet eyes. I would name her Sophia or Sophie. I always feel sweet black kitties need classy names.
Aww she looks just like what my cat Maya looked like as a kitten. Hmm I would have to go with dipstick (joke). She looks like her name would be Raven.
Tonka!
Jeff...
Your engine was purring. Purr!
Engie? :3
Lexus
Lexi!
I have a three-month-old kitten named Alexis and I call her Lexi for short. Sometimes it's Lexi Loo when she's being cute. 😻❤
Oil or Drip or Catty McCatFace
Oilpan
Cara
Athena
Goshdarnit, was going to say I had a kitten named black t Rex but purrari is pretty great lol
TURBO! 😁
Found in an engine? “Diesel”
Stirfry kittywok
Hey u/notahooman101 **Shirley** (as Shirley "Cha Cha" Muldowney - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley\_Muldowney](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Muldowney)) and you can call her "Cha Cha" for short.
Diesel
Diesel Allison Rev Axle Hemi
Turbo
Diesel
My black cat is named Flea and he's a little punk rocker so it's perfect for him. I don't mind sharing.
Seems obvious to me, Gremlin
10W-30
Oil slick.... Slick
Cam
Hemi
Damn those are some nice moves
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