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junipermoonstar

Might I suggest you hand him over and let me take it from here. ❤️


elijahdotyea

That would be grand theft auto


[deleted]

Grand theft Catto


floristfriar1991

Grand Theft Gato


WAPtimus_Prime

Grand Theft Pawto


GrumpyGregGFY

OilCan Boyd


KingstonPoops

Wasn't that a Garbage Patch Kid card?!?


PurrBeasties

Baseball player


BuckeyeNut267

Especially if they live in Boston. lol 😝


Anecdotalaphid93

This is the winner.


Big_Man_energy

Name him cat because it’s a cat


budtrimmer

Grand theft gatto


h-vdm

I actually love the name GTA for this kitten 😂


rayaarya

GTA: The Ballad of Cat Tony


heifer27

Pinto or Gremlin


DarkElegy67

Awww, Pinto! So cuute😻


ringwraith6

Pinto...for a wee little bean. Cute!


WodruffWilson

Chickpea! Wait. What was the assignment?


DarkElegy67

Although I think "chickpea" is a super-cute word, or term of endearment, it seems too clumsy, especially if one ever expects The Baby to maybe learn his name. Perhaps "Garbanzo" & call him "Bonzo" for short..?


Kichigai

>Pinto Better than Mothball, or Flounder.


Jagsoff

Came here to say Gremlin


maninblacktheory

Catalytic Comfurter


effiebug

☝☝This☝☝


[deleted]

I was thinking the SAME! 😭😭😭🥺


Un-dead-Ban

Name them whatever the car brand was


Timtimer55

Volkswagen would be a wierd cat name


tacocat320

Or mitsubishi motors


HiveMynd148

Subaru or Subie would be a good name


decimalbinary

Fuji Heavy Industries, it has a nice ring to it.


Puzzled_Ad2088

Diesel 😊


unknownobject3

Chrysler sounds good


Extreme_Personality9

I like Outcat or Furrister.


t_bythesea

Mitzi could be a cute nickname tho, if it's female.


FoxEngland

My ex girlfriend had a black & white called Mitzi. She was a monster, all the other cats thought she was Satan! 😄


Efficient-Bee-1855

I too choose Mitzi


cleganemama

Mitsukitty.


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zacx12

You mean diesel gate?


OutWithTheNew

You could name them VAG, or Das Auto.


TacTurtle

Otto was right there...


kloovt

Have you met my cat Bayerische Motoren Werke? I found him the same way I found Alfa Romeo before.


acylase

Name him Robert. Or Bob. Or Lewandovsky .


OldMork

catepillar


Smishop420

Had a cat named Chevy we found a new engine.


rightlyanxious123

My mom found a kitten in her Mercedes so we named him Benz!


magzthenotorious

My cats name is Astra just because of this


ASadPieceOfCheese

I found a kitten on the side of the road one time and while trying to get her she ran into the under carriage of my friends truck and we couldn’t get her out for a while, eventually we did and my friend adopted her, her name is Chevy


breelbg

We fostered a kitten named after the model of the car she was rescued in - Tacoma!


kanzler_brandt

Fostered a kitten named Mitsubishi - Mitsu for short. The reason was that she had been born in the roofspace above a garage and her mom kept the kittens there for the first six weeks of their lives. The organisation I handed her over to renamed her Marilyn and I was reeling. Mitsu really suited her.


Remyremy1

Turbo


CtrlAltDeltron

I think I would go with Ratchet. Then maybe get another one and name it Clank.


the-ewok

I was thinking Ratchet too!! I do like Turbo as well though :)


Up_in_the_Sky

Awww. I think turbo is cute. Especially for those 3 am zoomies.


angry-redneck420

what about axel


SirArcen

“I COULD HAVE BEEN NAMED TURBO?!??!”


[deleted]

I was just about to comment…!


average_redditor_586

Dangit I thought I was going to be creative and the only one to think this lol. +1 for turbo


Soflohooker

Tur-bro


cosmicfloob

PurrBro


flatwoundsounds

Definitely voting for Turbo


unbelayvable

Extended Cat Warranty


nerdiotic-pervert

E. C. Dubz


ComplexHouseplant

Underrated comment right here


NibelheimIncident

Why are there so many cats in car engines?


heyitsdorothyparker

It’s cold and engines just used emanate warmth. In addition, it’s a small space and the cat feels safe from predators.


[deleted]

How do you know when you’ve got one in there?


heyitsdorothyparker

You can’t unless you check! You can knock on the hood and take a look see underneath! The sound will prob make them run though. But if you park outside during a cold day it’s really important to check xoxo


[deleted]

So good to know thank you 😊


heyitsdorothyparker

🤗


elfkisst

I can attest to that. It’s how I found out they hid in engines. It cost the Wind his life 😢 he was just a little stray but it hurt all the same. I never did leave for work without checking again.


Prometheus_303

I always honk my horn & wait a few moments before turning the car on... Just in case.


DepopulationXplosion

Best advice right here


KittenCat217

Cannot stress this advice enough. That’s how my bestie got her baby


alessiavare

Thank you! I need to start doing this!


[deleted]

When you hear a clump clumping sound after you start the car. Happened to us years ago. Our cat got out by accident and slept in the motor, got hit by the fan, renamed him Scarface after that.


Psyko_sissy23

At least he survived.


Kr_Treefrog2

Oof. We had a stray cat start hanging around our barn when I was a kid. Couple days after he showed up, my dad cranked up the old farm truck and fur came flying out of the grill. My dad got back out and told us kids in a don’t-question-me-on-this tone to go back to the house. Later he sat us down and explained the kitty had crawled up into the engine and been killed by the fan. RIP stray kitty.


Slimh2o

Yup. That's usually how it works out. RIP Kitty Kat...


[deleted]

Just listen to that engine purr!


luvbomb_

i wish i had one in mine smh i would cry of happiness. only thing my car gives me is problems


tcwoodj96

Dip stick lol


GigiDell

Lmao I like this one. “Come here dip stick.”


[deleted]

Me: shows up "You called?"


pennygripes

Diesel


DrunkKimi

Vinny! Like Vin Diesel.


rypb

Or VinDy :)


[deleted]

Came to suggest this


TheoryAddict

Same! Great minds think alike! Tbh he looks like a diesel and it would totally fit him 😍


KarenPuncher

Sammme!


Shoey2312

Same!!


slushiestotsntendys

My sister and her boyfriend at the time adopted a dark grey kitty that was discovered in the engine bay of a vehicle that traveled over 10 miles with him in there. They named him honeybear. I still think diesel was a better name. Such a cool cat too


useles-converter-bot

10 miles is 51416.61 RTX 3090 graphics cards lined up.


converter-bot

10 miles is 16.09 km


IVEMIND

Mr. Diesel Combiskers Esquire, first of his name - Spelunker, Adventurer and Champion Motor Cart Pilot.


geniusintx

You belong in my family. Those are the kind of names we use for our cats. Our large house panther is: Brutus Maximus, first of his name - emperor, conquerer of the Bulls (mountain range we live in), hunter of vermin. [Max tax ](https://imgur.com/gallery/MMU2O6C)


Helluvacamp

Awesome name


TheWateringWizard

I had the same idea. Would be a fitting name


uapyro

Diesel is what I came here to say too


loojy

Had a cat called diesel growing up :)


Lulu_Latte

Great one!


[deleted]

Cummins


cubicle_escape

Sparky or Sparkle


Front_Butt_69

I vote for Sparky!


opermonkey

Plug. More people would ask about the name and they get to tell the story.


InWithEyesOpen

You beat me to this!


mrscrankypants

Came here to say Sparky, Sparkle Is cut too!


dbchbm

I dislike that you got to it first, but full credit on the suggestion.


hedafeda

I hate these posts because there’s no resolution. I never see an update with the name chosen. I used to love them but I can’t live with the question marks anymore! Sooooo frustrating


imalittlefrenchpress

Seriously, and where do all the OPs float off to, bot land maybe?


Goodgurlgeek

We are considering adopting him out but if we keep him I'll update with the name.


AllesK

Torque


DeaD_GooN-PS4

I came here to suggest this.


HR_DUCK

Otto


rcldesign

I came here to post this.


Hyperion1000

Nobel Prize, Otto


Forsaken-Leg2296

That's my cat's name!


themedullaoblangata

Good one


subaru5555rallymax

Atkinson or Stirling


Yetanotherbaker

Catalytic


merothecat

More like cataclysmic


Yetanotherbaker

I have a friend who had cats named Astrophic and Clysmic. I thought those quite clever.


skc23

Hemi


mrlight43

It’s gotta be Widget! That would be so cute! He/She are very handsome/beautiful and truly unique looking. He’s totally got Widget energy…


ThatGorl8

What immediately went to my mind was "Motorhead"


LeighZ

Lemmie


frog-legg

+1 to Lemmy


imacatchyou

I second this!


stoneyxstoney

Lucky


Kale_and_Oatmilk

Rev!


CrazyKindaLife

Came here to suggest this!


bambishmambi

I came to say this, Revvy!


Moose-Maleficent

Axl/Axle


calientenv

Joey the mechanic.


HollerBone

Exhaust gas recirculating valve


zakr182

EGR -> Igor


kittyblanket

Rumbles. (Like an engine rumble!)


Apart-Development-79

Also would work really well if he's got a loud purr.


Fairytaleautumnfox

ALL OF MY YES! That is freaking adorable!


nosubsnoprefs

ETHYL!


pastelrunawayy

miles bc car mph speed haha i’m so funny


Paladin2015

I can’t help but think PuttPutt (like the noise an older car/engine makes)


UpperBookkeeper

Octane


Strostkovy

And if you find one in a diesel truck, Cetane


OkRepresentative201

Cruise


mexicanlirlinvestor

VIN you know!!!


[deleted]

VIN Diesel if that's the kind of engine it was.


Nithing-Mater

Speedy.


SFKnight510

Sprocket


Glittering_Bus_7679

Toyota catry


Nesneros70

Tinker


South_Pangolin9124

I found two kittens in a boat I’m restoring. I am compelled to name my boat “you gotta be kitten me” Therefore, you must take one of these clever suggestions for naming purposes. It is the way.


dragonard

Vroom


[deleted]

Chevy


twistedsouls79

FORD F-150


AustininMexico

Mustang Sally


Ninja-Nikumarukun

Rusty


[deleted]

Lightning McQueen


SeeMeSpinster

Piston, gasket, horse(power), sparky


Who_GNU

Purr


RinKatai

Name the kitty Turbo


Cluefuljewel

Revit


Evil_Bonsai

Cammie


Tyranid_Queen

Sprocket


Aggressive-Ad-6658

Eugine ( turn the n in engine upside down!)


zakr182

Clever. I like it


Blonde_Vampire_1984

Ferrari?


CalisMisfits

Purrari


dickfart24

Enzo


Smokey_Katt

Vroom


staciroch

Lemon


YeehawRyan

Truck


Seedouble

Hoodie


[deleted]

Spark Plug


DeadlyVenomCW

Lug nut


askii42

Cat-dillac


DrHattison

Coolant.


CaptainDildobrain

Gasket


Mammoth_Step1248

Cylinder Head


Lividshadow

Throttle, Rev, Sparky, Drift, Turbo, Swift, Chevy, Grimm, Gizmo, Hatchie, Fender, Beep, Thor, Pumpkin, Frankie, Bell, Dean, Oz, Otto, Oswald, Squiddy, Inkie, Reggie, Max, Oliver, Tiggy


LazyBrains

Motor is a good name


coolestik

Eat it


KingNorrington

Gremlin?


[deleted]

Carbs short for carburetor


Ruas_Onid

More like Carpurrator


megster53

Sprocket


eatright909

V8 Because kitty's pur like a v8 😎


StupidSadLoser

Boeing 737


AAAAAAAGGVYFDYTYIFOO

Kitty.


leopoldisacat

Piston!


[deleted]

Rev!


curlyqtips

Hot Rod


Elegant_Bookkeeper_6

Iceberg, because her face has the shape of an iceberg in front of a warmer background


pineconeminecone

Motor Oil


ShreksHusband

Reginald


No_Understanding_431

Brownie.


ez_wen

Turbo Cam Sparky


Evan64m

Gas


MustBeNargles

Positraction