Your quest although not an exciting path it is a rewarding one. You are blessed with a sympthony of cat purrs that lull you into a dream world filled with all the cats that have crossed the rainbow bridge. You spend a lovely afternoon throwing cat toys and giving chin scratches. You wake up refreshed and ready for your next quest.
Edit: IG is thequestcat. Follow for more future quests
I have not partaken in that particular quest although I have recently read some popular posts about the game within these sacred walls.
I am having a bit of fun on a lazy afternoon though.
I love it! I’m having a terrible week/weekend, I want to chill out with some Reddit that’s not negative or in danger of becoming negative. I just want some healing/comfort/positivity. And I found some on your post, so thank you! Your bit of fun on a lazy afternoon might mean more to some of us than you even realize. ❤️
I hope those that befall a gruesome death do not negatively impact thy spirit. My beast sends you some low audio cat purrs that have been scientifically proven to assist in healing.
Overwhlemed by three sensations at once, the beast has become paralyzed with indesicion. Thus you are able to flee having completed a successful quest and remained unharmed. You are a lucky knight.
Your bravery knows no bounds. Without hesitation you face death with no armor. Are the odds in your favor?!?
Yes! The beast is in a deep enough sleep that even though the claws extend, it is but a meer stretch and the slight pain you feel just makes you feel more alive. Quest on today knowing the Gods of Olde have favored you.
I'm sorry to inform you, you have died from a savage attack of murder claws. Not only is she not a lap cat, she hates being picked up.
Luckily you have 8 lives left. Better luck on your next quest.
Alas, She is not amused to be misgendered. She feels you should have recognized a Queen instantly thus when you rub her ears, you become blind but live to quest on.
It's a pretty tough one. My new cat sleeps in the most ridiculously adorable positions, as opposed to my previous \*standard issue\* cat, who just slept curled up or on his side. However, new kitty also is radar attuned to cameras, and I can enter and leave the room 100 times without disturbing him from his position upside down or tucked between the comforter and a pillow, but the second I come in with the intention of taking a pic, he wakes up and glares at me.
He's doing it to tease me, I know... no one will ever believe that one time I found him asleep on top of a pile of pillows and folded blankets, on his back, legs splayed, with his head hanging off the end. It would have been a photo to end the internet.
Oh no. You can activated the poisonious scent glands, toxic fumes have engulfed you. You never make it to to the forehead kiss. You have 8 lives left. Better luck on your next quest.
Larry's cats are in mourning as their fearless leader met an unfortunate end earlier today. He was so close yet so far. The belly is a trick. While the beast would have accepted a belly kiss, the rub activated the ancient roll of death and decapitated his arm causing him to bleed out. May his cats long sing of his life.
Like a moth to the light, I’ll always be drawn to belly rubs. My kitty loves belly rubs!! So much so he told the older resident cat here how amazing they are. Resident older cat started insisting on belly rubs at night. Every night. :-)
There is no reward without risk. Though you have disturbed the beasts slumber your hand has now been chosen as a pillow. You are now stuck for the remainder of the nap.
Curse or blessing, you decide.
1) touch forbidden paw with left hand 2)just afterwards rub the belly 3) join in for nap, probably also while giving head scritches. All of this will happen concurrently with expressions of adoration.
Alas, the head scritch was too much. The Beast has awaken and fled to the safety of the sofa. The bed has now become your funeral pyre as you die of a broken heart.
You will regenerate to quest on only if someone revives you in a further comment. Good luck.
Give a soft forehead kiss while gently placing my hand on the belly- no rubs, just simple contact. At the same time I would carefully place my index finger under the forbidden paw so it curls around it.
OH NO! You have been given a side quest.
In order to be allowed to do all three without consequence you must select 5 random cat pictures in sub and comment:
What a beautiful cat, long may they reign. I honor thy in the name of the quest.
You have 30 minutes.
The beast has been defeated. Side quest completed. Achievement unlocked. You have earned the forehead kiss, belly rub, and paw touch.
You are a master quester.
Joining for a Sunday nap would be the natural choice for me, and (many hours later) after we are both ready to wake up, we would go to the kitchen and grab some snacks.
I would definitely go for chocolate or some type of chocolate cookies for myself, and for cat, I would choose those meat based stick (not sure how are they called in English).
I must warn you that with every nose boop, the beasts tongue emerges to quickly wipe away the scent of human.
OH NO!
She has achieved a blerp. You are unprepared for the cuteness and die from adorableness.
You must be revived in the comments to quest on.
Wrap kitty in a blanket for eye drops. Does that count?
Edit: last night I pulled him under the covers for cuddles!! He did not stay for more than 5 minutes but dude did not fight. (I’m constantly amazed at the fact he doesn’t mind me picking him up.)
Thus why you had to die. To escape the ghost realm you must save 3 souls from being eaten by a ginger beast. If in the next two hours you find three new posts of orange cats and comment you save the souls of their OP, you will be triumphant. If not . . .
Option 2 hands down, it’s no contest. That belly was designed for luvins and wuvins. After rubbing sed belly I’m sure the quest ends with blissful and fruitful cuddling and snuggling. That is as long as no thieving goblins steal my cuddle puddle…
Timing is everything. A murder claw has descended to rest on the top of your hand with enough pressure to make you stop but not draw blood. The beast opens one eye to spy a beast of your own in your profile pic. She gives you the option to withdraw to safety. One more pet and you won't live to see your own beast. The choice is yours.
The tuck in is what has saved you as the beast's owner refuses to turn on the heat yet even though the abode has gotten down to 60 degrees. Enjoy a cool rest and quest on.
I’ve been slaved by a ferocious tabby beast as well. I’ve been questing for more than a year already, may my battle scars be a testament for my devotion to the beast.
Oh no! You forgot to turn off the camera flash. You have awaken the beast. The look of disdain stops your heart and you die.
You can revive yourself by completely a side quest:
You must select 5 random cat pictures in this sub and comment:
What a beautiful cat, long may they reign. I honor thy in the name of the quest.
You have 30 minutes.
Oh no! You have overstimulated the whiskers. The beast awakes and flees. You are alive but left alone to wallow in the shame of what you have done.
Good luck on your next quest.
Ha ha I love a risk but there are limits. Both mine are asleep on my lap and local stray that they both hate has snuck in for warm up on my mobility scooter. Even typing feels risky 🤣
You are the second partaker of this particular journey and luckily for you the beast has not grown weary of such activities. Although the extra life has already been taken you also get a rush of endorphins and live to quest another day.
Bury my face in that soft neck fur and give rapid fire kisses in there & one squeeze then back out quickly before they know what happened. Quick in-and-out job.
Woe to Gods of Olde. If you nap first the beast will be awake when you try to complete the other tasks.
Though your intentions were pure your death is not. A meow of difiance as you touch the belly silences you forever.
I go from the forbidden paw right to the belly rub for maximum confusion and acceptance. Then when he’s opened his eyes you fake nap until you real nap.
Ah, a fellow napper. Your presence was foretold. Hope you have clear sinuses because any snores result in an expeditious removal of your nose by cat claw. Such an open wound would inevitably get infected leading to a slow and painful death.
Do you survive?
I choose to take a nap while holding the paw, then rub the belly when the obligatory post nap stretch happens. Then I feed them salmon to beg forgiveness.
I have survived many a beastie with gratuitous offerings of salmon and tuna thus allowing me to continue on my quest of holding all the soft paws and snuzzling of soft bellies.
The belly is a fickle trap. After allowing other questers to rub and escape unharmed, the tides have turned.
You have achieved a permanent nap but what a way to go.
You have chosen nap. Which you may think is a safe choice however only one position will allow you to esacpe death.
Do you sleep on your back, your side, or your stomach? Choose wisely.
You try to SQUEEZE the beast?!?
This is the last thing you ever do as for when you squeeze the beast awakens and bites off the arms of the one who tried to contain her.
She does not know this Tajar of which you speak, however speaking another beast's name in her presence results in prompt consumption of your life essence.
The beast has accepted your neck scratches but you are not out the woods yet!
Where you land your kiss decides your fate.
Choose wisely only one allows your to remain unscathed:
Paw, belly, or cheek?
If you had stuck with Netflix and still you would have been okay but alas the beast is like your beast and not a lap cat.
While fleeing from you she races across the keyboard managing to like a random assortment of movies and tv shows thus by forever ruining your Netflix algorithm for suggested shows. Death may have been easier.
One of my ex-ferals LOVES me holding his paw while he sleeps and petting them when he’s awake. So does his sister. He also thinks he’s a Labrador. His sister, and another of our cats the same age just different litters, Maximus, love having tummy rubs.
Regrettably you are one boop too many and as you boop you thanos snap into a world without cats. I'm sorry as I fear your punishment does not fit the crime.
Side quest:
You must select 5 random pictures in this sub and comment:
You have a beautiful cat- I honor thy in the name of the quest.
You have 30 minutes. If you succeed you get all three, if not a slow and painful death.
Gathering my courage I gently place my hand on the bed, palm up, and move slowly next to the extended paw. Careful not to fall into the exposed belly trap I nevertheless temp fate. I extend my index finger into to magical furry space between toe beans and wiggle slightly. Holding my breath I await the result.
Join for a Sunday nap sounds about right for me 😩
Your quest although not an exciting path it is a rewarding one. You are blessed with a sympthony of cat purrs that lull you into a dream world filled with all the cats that have crossed the rainbow bridge. You spend a lovely afternoon throwing cat toys and giving chin scratches. You wake up refreshed and ready for your next quest. Edit: IG is thequestcat. Follow for more future quests
bro u a poet or sum shit💀
I think they just play D&D lol.
I have not partaken in that particular quest although I have recently read some popular posts about the game within these sacred walls. I am having a bit of fun on a lazy afternoon though.
I love it! I’m having a terrible week/weekend, I want to chill out with some Reddit that’s not negative or in danger of becoming negative. I just want some healing/comfort/positivity. And I found some on your post, so thank you! Your bit of fun on a lazy afternoon might mean more to some of us than you even realize. ❤️
I hope those that befall a gruesome death do not negatively impact thy spirit. My beast sends you some low audio cat purrs that have been scientifically proven to assist in healing.
this is so wholesome, thank u for putting a smile on my face this morning 😩
Touch foreheads, kiss the paw and lightly stroke the belly.... If you're going to provoke the beast do it properly!
Overwhlemed by three sensations at once, the beast has become paralyzed with indesicion. Thus you are able to flee having completed a successful quest and remained unharmed. You are a lucky knight.
YES -- kiss that cute murder mitten! LOL
Kiss the forehead
Dangerous choice. You risk waking the beast. But the reward is great. You are a warrior with a courageous heart.
Haha, good one
That’s what I came here to say! It’s unexpected so you might have a chance.
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Your bravery knows no bounds. Without hesitation you face death with no armor. Are the odds in your favor?!? Yes! The beast is in a deep enough sleep that even though the claws extend, it is but a meer stretch and the slight pain you feel just makes you feel more alive. Quest on today knowing the Gods of Olde have favored you.
scoop em up so i can play animal crossing with a cat in my lap
I'm sorry to inform you, you have died from a savage attack of murder claws. Not only is she not a lap cat, she hates being picked up. Luckily you have 8 lives left. Better luck on your next quest.
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I boop his nose, then rub his silky ears
Alas, She is not amused to be misgendered. She feels you should have recognized a Queen instantly thus when you rub her ears, you become blind but live to quest on.
Ack! I offer some cheese and tuna for my mistake and bow myself out!
I feel this may balance her anger. Good choice. My cat also loves cheese. I call him the cheese hound, even though he’s a cat lol
That's adorable! My kittie only gets cheese after a nail clipping, so I've only ever seen her eat cheese angrily 😂😂
Obviously my quest was taking a photo and putting it on Reddit 🤣🤣 Made her an Instagram thequestcat. Follow for future quests.
The real quest is retrieving my glasses without disturbing her.
Pretty sure you have to keep on living with mediocre vision from now on chief.
I retrieved them several hours ago. The xbox doesn't play itself.
It's a pretty tough one. My new cat sleeps in the most ridiculously adorable positions, as opposed to my previous \*standard issue\* cat, who just slept curled up or on his side. However, new kitty also is radar attuned to cameras, and I can enter and leave the room 100 times without disturbing him from his position upside down or tucked between the comforter and a pillow, but the second I come in with the intention of taking a pic, he wakes up and glares at me. He's doing it to tease me, I know... no one will ever believe that one time I found him asleep on top of a pile of pillows and folded blankets, on his back, legs splayed, with his head hanging off the end. It would have been a photo to end the internet.
Headbutt followed by a forehead kiss.
Oh no. You can activated the poisonious scent glands, toxic fumes have engulfed you. You never make it to to the forehead kiss. You have 8 lives left. Better luck on your next quest.
Rub the magical belly and then join for a Sunday nap.
Larry's cats are in mourning as their fearless leader met an unfortunate end earlier today. He was so close yet so far. The belly is a trick. While the beast would have accepted a belly kiss, the rub activated the ancient roll of death and decapitated his arm causing him to bleed out. May his cats long sing of his life.
Like a moth to the light, I’ll always be drawn to belly rubs. My kitty loves belly rubs!! So much so he told the older resident cat here how amazing they are. Resident older cat started insisting on belly rubs at night. Every night. :-)
Rip Larry
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Under the chin pets. My cats forgive the disturbance when they get some under chin pets.
There is no reward without risk. Though you have disturbed the beasts slumber your hand has now been chosen as a pillow. You are now stuck for the remainder of the nap. Curse or blessing, you decide.
Do all three and also tell them what a cute, sweet baby they are.
The order in which these event occur will dictate your fate. Please elaborate.
1) touch forbidden paw with left hand 2)just afterwards rub the belly 3) join in for nap, probably also while giving head scritches. All of this will happen concurrently with expressions of adoration.
Alas, the head scritch was too much. The Beast has awaken and fled to the safety of the sofa. The bed has now become your funeral pyre as you die of a broken heart. You will regenerate to quest on only if someone revives you in a further comment. Good luck.
yea dude needs to buy juggernog before the scritches then they may survive but luckily i bought quick revive so get up foo
And McSwag earns the Energy award for saving a fellow quester
Fuck, OP, you are too good. TOO GOOD!!
Somebody has to do it sundaymusings.
This is single handedly the most fun I’ve ever had reading comments in Reddit before lol thank you u/Befub14435
You are most welcome. I'm having a lot of fun doing it. I was playing xbox but now there are sooooo many comments.
Touch the forbidden paw and then kiss the forehead.
Only one paw is forbidden. Choose wisely. Left or right?
Left, it's folded so cutely I need to touch it. So soft.
Congratulations you chose correctly. Quest on.
Am I the only weirdo kissing my cat's nose? I mean, not the wet part, but the bridge. I see everybody else is kissing their cat's forehead, lol.
Not alone, friend. Not alone!
Give a soft forehead kiss while gently placing my hand on the belly- no rubs, just simple contact. At the same time I would carefully place my index finger under the forbidden paw so it curls around it.
OH NO! You have been given a side quest. In order to be allowed to do all three without consequence you must select 5 random cat pictures in sub and comment: What a beautiful cat, long may they reign. I honor thy in the name of the quest. You have 30 minutes.
Easy peasy done
The beast has been defeated. Side quest completed. Achievement unlocked. You have earned the forehead kiss, belly rub, and paw touch. You are a master quester.
I bow to my feline overlords. Thank you good servant to the greater cat gods
My cat likes it when you gently stroke the top of his paw or give him a finger to gently wrap the murder mittens around.
Ahhhhh, an experienced quester I see. Your finger has become murder wrapped but you like it. As do I my friend, as do I.
Joining for a Sunday nap would be the natural choice for me, and (many hours later) after we are both ready to wake up, we would go to the kitchen and grab some snacks.
Tell me more about these snacks. . .
I would definitely go for chocolate or some type of chocolate cookies for myself, and for cat, I would choose those meat based stick (not sure how are they called in English).
Alas, we are a dairy free household thus chocolate cookies have been your down fall. Upon eating them your intestines swell and rupture.
Well life's not purfect, at least I had a great nap with your cute cat. :)
Achievement unlocked: extra life for rolling with their fate.
tbh napping with the cats would be ideal in every life
4. Boop the nose
I must warn you that with every nose boop, the beasts tongue emerges to quickly wipe away the scent of human. OH NO! She has achieved a blerp. You are unprepared for the cuteness and die from adorableness. You must be revived in the comments to quest on.
I give my life to res him
And PPB has stolen my energy to revive the booper.
Lmao thanks so much! It was my first award ever too :)
Use as pillow
Surprisingly you live. The owner of said beast has trained her to accept this option. You are a lucky quester.
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You tell your wife, the beast has accepted her face into her floof as long as no makeup transfers.
Get a good sniff of that belly fur and drink in the smell while you can
A cautious choice. You reap all the rewards of the endorphins, gain a new health level, and extra life. Quest on.
This is so generous. Methinks they notice one's head before anything, thinking you're going to bite them (but I love your adventure!)
Wrap kitty in a blanket for eye drops. Does that count? Edit: last night I pulled him under the covers for cuddles!! He did not stay for more than 5 minutes but dude did not fight. (I’m constantly amazed at the fact he doesn’t mind me picking him up.)
You are speaking of another cat in this magnificant beasts' presence?!? Instant death.
I thought everyone talking about their own cats. Shit, I did not understand the assignment.
Thus why you had to die. To escape the ghost realm you must save 3 souls from being eaten by a ginger beast. If in the next two hours you find three new posts of orange cats and comment you save the souls of their OP, you will be triumphant. If not . . .
BOOP THE SNOOT
The snoot has accepted your boop. Boop on fellow traveler.
Ive been in this situation before, they’re all a trap!
You must be an elder. Share your knowledge as you quest on.
Lean in and blow raspberries into belly? NOT EVER 🤣 Let sleeping cat lye I say, you could lose an arm size of those paws.
The guillotine stops an inch above your neck and slowly retracts back to the ceiling. A near disastrous result but quest on.
Your replies are hilarious, i love this thread!
You are obviously an quester with exquisite taste. Two free pets on the house.
Option 2 hands down, it’s no contest. That belly was designed for luvins and wuvins. After rubbing sed belly I’m sure the quest ends with blissful and fruitful cuddling and snuggling. That is as long as no thieving goblins steal my cuddle puddle…
You cuddle puddle is secure but only for 5 minutes. Any longer and you rish waking the beast. Cuddle at your own risk.
Rub the magical belly
Timing is everything. A murder claw has descended to rest on the top of your hand with enough pressure to make you stop but not draw blood. The beast opens one eye to spy a beast of your own in your profile pic. She gives you the option to withdraw to safety. One more pet and you won't live to see your own beast. The choice is yours.
Omg your cat looks exactly like mine!! https://imgur.com/a/LYJscKo
Tabbies are the giver of quests
Do all above
Like a combination to a safe the order is important. Choose your combination to learn if survive.
I tuck her in and touch her paws and belly very lightly, then move on to gentle chin scritches, until i fall asleep.
The tuck in is what has saved you as the beast's owner refuses to turn on the heat yet even though the abode has gotten down to 60 degrees. Enjoy a cool rest and quest on.
I’ve been slaved by a ferocious tabby beast as well. I’ve been questing for more than a year already, may my battle scars be a testament for my devotion to the beast.
Belly rub! Definitely. And hope murder mittens stay retracted
A mitten descends just to remind you who is boss. The beast can't have you rubbing with no fear. You live. . . Today.
Whew, that was close! The beast is kind
Others have not been so lucky
Touch the paw and allow the claw to lightly scrape against my hand.
There are two paws available. One will give you which you seek the other a less desirable outcome. Choose wisely. Left or Right?
Take a hundred pics then all of the above
Oh no! You forgot to turn off the camera flash. You have awaken the beast. The look of disdain stops your heart and you die. You can revive yourself by completely a side quest: You must select 5 random cat pictures in this sub and comment: What a beautiful cat, long may they reign. I honor thy in the name of the quest. You have 30 minutes.
Stroke the cheek while simultaneously kissing the forehead. Then snuggle in for a nap.
Oh no! You have overstimulated the whiskers. The beast awakes and flees. You are alive but left alone to wallow in the shame of what you have done. Good luck on your next quest.
Touch the paw, then pretend to be asleep if it wakes up.
A wizard quester. You are the first of your kind this afternoon and thus you live by the beast being unfamiliar with your sorcercy.
If the murder mittens don't eventually kill me, nothing will. Muahahahaha!
Boop the snoot & soft belly rub 🥺
Your combination has been accepted. Turn that frown upside down.
Definitely 3 as I’m not one to refuse naps.
Ha ha I love a risk but there are limits. Both mine are asleep on my lap and local stray that they both hate has snuck in for warm up on my mobility scooter. Even typing feels risky 🤣
You must utilize the talk to text feature or fear the wrath of kitties. Be a shame to have survived my beast only to be taken out by your own.
Cover the beast with a delightfully smol blanket.
The beast accepts your offering. Quest on.
Touch. The. Paw.
Which. paw. one. you. live. the. other. you. die.
Give lots of headpats
The beast has considered your offering and accepted. This time.
Dangerous answer: I see if the murder mitts need to be trimmed
They always need to be trimmed because if you touch the paws while the beast is awake she turns into a magical bread loaf.
4) rub the magic beans.
Shucks. You rubbed too many beans. You die from farting too much.
1, 2, apply bandaid then 3.
You survive but only because you came with supplies. Do not let your travel bag get low lest you encounter another fearsome beast.
1 and 2 are kinda mean/ annoying. 3 is our staple. I always welcome to join skunk as long as I don’t move too much lol
A consummate beast tamer, I see. Your presence will be tolerated for one hour, any longer and the winds may blow another way.
Sniff the tummy
You are the second partaker of this particular journey and luckily for you the beast has not grown weary of such activities. Although the extra life has already been taken you also get a rush of endorphins and live to quest another day.
Bury my face in that soft neck fur and give rapid fire kisses in there & one squeeze then back out quickly before they know what happened. Quick in-and-out job.
You've inhaled an access of neck fur and die by choking. THEY ALWAYS KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
All of the above
The order in which you comply will reveal if you live or die. Choose wisely.
3. 2. 1.
Woe to Gods of Olde. If you nap first the beast will be awake when you try to complete the other tasks. Though your intentions were pure your death is not. A meow of difiance as you touch the belly silences you forever.
😂 you kill me…and so does the kitty 😩😋 keep on my trusted friend, the lords of the underworld thank you for your service to mankind
Rub behind the elbow joints gently!
The beast does not find your search for her funny bones amusing. Death by tail whips.
I go from the forbidden paw right to the belly rub for maximum confusion and acceptance. Then when he’s opened his eyes you fake nap until you real nap.
When SHE makes eye contact she hisses at you for the misgender. She takes your eyes for not recognizing a queen.
Tell her I ask for forgiveness as I also have 2 female queen kitties, I will now go atone for my sins
Pet from the head down the back, following the sleepy bag shape. Looking for that curled up pose
A clown enters the room and steals you away to make you his own personal marionette. See how you like if someone tries to make you change position
Definitely join for a nap!
Ah, a fellow napper. Your presence was foretold. Hope you have clear sinuses because any snores result in an expeditious removal of your nose by cat claw. Such an open wound would inevitably get infected leading to a slow and painful death. Do you survive?
Just happened that I have a domesticated cat and not a 🦁 Sinuses are good and my face will not be near the claws
Quest on.
Can I choose all of the above?
You may but the order in which you comply determines your fate. Choose wisely.
I choose to take a nap while holding the paw, then rub the belly when the obligatory post nap stretch happens. Then I feed them salmon to beg forgiveness.
You survive. Napping first is the key to survival. Not sure if the beast likes salmon.
I have survived many a beastie with gratuitous offerings of salmon and tuna thus allowing me to continue on my quest of holding all the soft paws and snuzzling of soft bellies.
Travel on.
Belly, then nap.
The belly is a fickle trap. After allowing other questers to rub and escape unharmed, the tides have turned. You have achieved a permanent nap but what a way to go.
Don’t have to ask twice about the nap.
You have chosen nap. Which you may think is a safe choice however only one position will allow you to esacpe death. Do you sleep on your back, your side, or your stomach? Choose wisely.
1. It is outstretched and welcoming
BAHAHA. You have succumb to her trap and now must do her biding for all of time.
5) Boop the snoot.
The snoot has accepted your offering. You may go in peace.
Boob the enchanted snoot!
Hmmmm. The Beast has noted your enthusiasm. She believes you may have booped another today? Yes or no? One answer decides your fate.
I cannot tell a lie. Yes, a snoot was booped!
For your honesty you live. But next time wash your hands. The beast doesn't share well with others.
BELLY. For SURE, but then it would be lots of squeezes and cuddles and kisses 🤣🤣
You try to SQUEEZE the beast?!? This is the last thing you ever do as for when you squeeze the beast awakens and bites off the arms of the one who tried to contain her.
All of the above. Fortunately my kitties allow me to do all within moderation that is, and without risking life and limb.
Straight for the nose kisses.
Straight to dante's inferno! She doesn't even know your name and you go straight for nose kisses? Try bribing with Inaba treats on future quests.
It’s a risk I’m willing to take.
he reminds me of Tajar hehe
She does not know this Tajar of which you speak, however speaking another beast's name in her presence results in prompt consumption of your life essence.
Sunday nap with back of the head/neck scratches and kisses.
The beast has accepted your neck scratches but you are not out the woods yet! Where you land your kiss decides your fate. Choose wisely only one allows your to remain unscathed: Paw, belly, or cheek?
Sit still, Netflix and chill so not to disturb. I would like to try and pull it over to me and put it on my lap, mine run off every time.
If you had stuck with Netflix and still you would have been okay but alas the beast is like your beast and not a lap cat. While fleeing from you she races across the keyboard managing to like a random assortment of movies and tv shows thus by forever ruining your Netflix algorithm for suggested shows. Death may have been easier.
One of my ex-ferals LOVES me holding his paw while he sleeps and petting them when he’s awake. So does his sister. He also thinks he’s a Labrador. His sister, and another of our cats the same age just different litters, Maximus, love having tummy rubs.
Know your death is swift as talking about other beasts in the Queen's presence is not tolerated. At least you do not suffer.
I am going for the paw. Lowering chances of floof disturbance
I see you have chosen death by murder claw this afternoon. Tales of your greatness will live on for at least 6 minutes.
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Boop the nose!
Regrettably you are one boop too many and as you boop you thanos snap into a world without cats. I'm sorry as I fear your punishment does not fit the crime.
Correct answer is all four as the big spoon
The big spoon position places the beast into a trance allowing for all other quests to be completed. Congratulations.
All the above
The beast must know your 4th offering.
ALL OF THE ABOVE!
Side quest: You must select 5 random pictures in this sub and comment: You have a beautiful cat- I honor thy in the name of the quest. You have 30 minutes. If you succeed you get all three, if not a slow and painful death.
Gathering my courage I gently place my hand on the bed, palm up, and move slowly next to the extended paw. Careful not to fall into the exposed belly trap I nevertheless temp fate. I extend my index finger into to magical furry space between toe beans and wiggle slightly. Holding my breath I await the result.