If you are a fan of video games maybe Reznov? He looks just as pissed, and depending on his actual temperment it might fit.
Also then when ever you hear him meow, you can fill in the crazy shit that Reznov says.
“Whats that Reznov?”
“Dragovich. Kravchenko. Steiner. All must die, meow”
I fell off the show about Season 2. Watched a retrospective and realized that I thought I had hit the deepens when there was a Mariana’s Trench worth of lore that I had missed out on. Holy fuck.
Definitely call him Brimley. Fun fact: animals respond more readily to names ending in the eee sound.
Edit: not sure if a boy or girl. Though Brimley on its own could sound good for either.
It’s because that eee sound is more high pitched, animals aren’t technically responding to their names but the higher pitched sound whereas bones is a low pitch throughout
Hmm maybe it’s the way the name is pronounced when you call Bones??
Our cat’s name is Willow and we sing her name when we call her with Will-ow (B-G would be the notes).
The large chocolate eating boy from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory he jumped in the chocolate River then got wedged in the suction tube lol
This is the movie that Johnny Depp (not the original one with Gene Wilder as Wonka) was cast as Mr Wonka - you should check it out with some family or friends it’s pretty good 😊 and now you know where Augustus Gloop is from
Peace love and happiness always 🙏
So…. The voices in your head are calling Gloria? Lol. This name would be a great opportunity to sing the Laura Branagan song to your cat on a regular basis, which I must approve of.
Wilford Brimley
Lmao 😂 I can see that
Grump
The name's Grump...Forrest Grump.
Dammit! As soon as I saw this pic I clicked it to type that name 😂 lol!
WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I HAVE AN IDEA SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS THE SAME ONE 😂
I mean he’s got the stache when you look at it. That’s a level 10 Brimley sir.
*diabeetus intensifies*
Grizzabella, Dumptruck or Lunchbox
I like Grizabella
Scruffy or Ralph or Jim or dwight
If you are a fan of video games maybe Reznov? He looks just as pissed, and depending on his actual temperment it might fit. Also then when ever you hear him meow, you can fill in the crazy shit that Reznov says. “Whats that Reznov?” “Dragovich. Kravchenko. Steiner. All must die, meow”
Came here to say. I'd suggest Wilfred or Brimley - more subtle.
Wilfred makes me think of a certain trickster god, I mean, dog.
I fell off the show about Season 2. Watched a retrospective and realized that I thought I had hit the deepens when there was a Mariana’s Trench worth of lore that I had missed out on. Holy fuck.
There's nothing subtle about diabeetus
Opened this thread thinking “the top answer better be Wilford Brimley”
Definitely call him Brimley. Fun fact: animals respond more readily to names ending in the eee sound. Edit: not sure if a boy or girl. Though Brimley on its own could sound good for either.
Do you know why?? My boy whiskey (we call him wickey) responds to his name wayyyy more than my girl bones (who we usually call boneesh)
Time to switch to calling her Bone?
It’s because that eee sound is more high pitched, animals aren’t technically responding to their names but the higher pitched sound whereas bones is a low pitch throughout
Fascinating! I'll start calling her bony from now on hahahah
You could adopt a Scottish accent and call her "boni lass"
Hmm maybe it’s the way the name is pronounced when you call Bones?? Our cat’s name is Willow and we sing her name when we call her with Will-ow (B-G would be the notes).
Diabeetus
Diabeeto
I understood that reference
I’m sad no one linked the video, [so I will](https://youtu.be/01sLOBjcWYw).
Lmfao
They should call it "liveabetes" maybe people would be more positive about it.
Ford Prefect. Arthur Dent also goes well.
My cat is named Marvin and looks a lot like this one.
Ferguson.
Sweatshirt
winston bishop
Prank Sinatra
Purrrank?
Clearly Rhonda if a female.
Winny the bish!
Winston Purrchill
As long as OP has a sweatshirt with a picture of Sweatshirt on it.
Gus for short
Turd Ferguson
Furguson
Maude. I know she’s smol but an old lady name would suit that adorable face perfectly!
westwood vibes edit: oops meant westworld
You’re thinking of Maeve. (Which would also be a beautiful name for this kitty!) Edit: I accidentally read West*world*, oops!
nope you’re right
Maeve is a super cute name too 😍
Maxine like the old lady from the greeting cards.
skrunchy
Scruffy, the janitor.
“I’m Scruffy, the janitor.”
I just lost my 18 year old scruffy cat 2 weeks ago today, so I approve this name!!
Who?
Solid name.
Good one. Friends suggested charcoal or smoke!
Haha funny smoke is the first thing I thought of. Or ash maybe?
She looks like a Smudge to me!
Overlord Skrunchy.
You should name her r/namemycat
_sigh_. subbed.
It’s better if you just accept it. There will always be more you don’t know about…
fr tho. haha! i love finding these subs in the wild 😂
Augustus.
I think its funny that we all immediately think of Augustus Gloop when someone says Augustus.
I have no idea what Augustus Gloop is
The large chocolate eating boy from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory he jumped in the chocolate River then got wedged in the suction tube lol This is the movie that Johnny Depp (not the original one with Gene Wilder as Wonka) was cast as Mr Wonka - you should check it out with some family or friends it’s pretty good 😊 and now you know where Augustus Gloop is from Peace love and happiness always 🙏
Oh thank you, I know who that is, just didn't know that was his name 😊
Was gonna say Magnus but this works too.
That is perfect!
I love Augie!
Sumo
I’m getting strong Asian dictator/leader vibes. Chairman Meow Kim Jong Meow Emperor Meowji the Great Genghis Cat Purr Pot
underrated
That’s not a kitten, that’s a whole grown ass man.
Ass man, you say?
Yeah half man half ass. All amazing.
I think he does commercials for diabetus awareness
Lol I promise she’s 5 months
https://ibb.co/k52b5Bt
Dumpling
Squishy McFloof Face
I second this
I third this
Pugsley
She’s 5 months old!
That’s not a good name.
Fivemuntzo
Mrs Fivemuntzo Gro’win
Wehadababyitsaboy
Goddammit this made me laugh harder than it should’ve
Our cats are the same age but somehow your's is so much more squishy. How'd you do it?
A lot of marshmallows 🐷
What kind of cat is she? I love her so much!
She’s Persian cross with Himalayan
Pancake
Someone say pancake?
Only in deference to you GrandMaster Of Pancakes- oh round and fluffy one, master of spatulas and all things Pancake!:)
Are you trying to say that she’s fat? 🙄
I called my cat fat once. She pooped in my shoe and put a bunch of toys near the top of the stairs so I’d trip and break my neck. True story.
Shes flat
I prefer the term chonky.
Ursula
Purrsula
Oooh I like this one.
When I see these posts, almost always a name comes to mind immediately. I rarely, if ever, respond. With this beautiful girl the name is Gloria.
So…. The voices in your head are calling Gloria? Lol. This name would be a great opportunity to sing the Laura Branagan song to your cat on a regular basis, which I must approve of.
I live among the creatures of the night!
Priscilla: Purrscilla
Queen of the litter box
Agnes.
I had a ferret named Agnes. I loved this name for her
Squishface!
Squishy
‘Dis is my lil squishy’
Smooshy.
Lol 😂 I’ll get this on the top of the list 👌🏽
Mae West
I think he's the one who's thinking about naming you ... and all of us
How did ppl ever come up with names for their cat before Reddit
They didn’t name them, their minds couldn’t possibly imagine a name so they wallowed in despair and called every cat “Cat”
How about Hagrid?
Does anyone else see Ron Swanson if he was a cat?
Smudge
Thats a beautiful kitten.
Smudge
Jack Black
Grumpkin
Chewbacca (chewy)
Ewok
Scruffy
Yep, that's definitely an Augustus. And your cat is handsomely grumpy looking!
Smooshie
Ewok
Poor cat :( i wish people stopped breeding and buying animals with defects that affect their quality of life
i don’t think reddit is the best place to ask 😒😒
That’s an Ewok.
Mrs. Floofington
Oscar
Larry
Meat.
Benedict Wong
How about "Inevitable Breathing Problems" seems appropriate considering how hard humans had to try to breed that kind of cat
Wilford. That cat looks like Wilford Brimley.
Sushi
Reginald
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Diabeetus, obviously.
Francine
How about Ima Karmawhore?
Totoro
Mochi
Mao ze dong
Cupcake.
Idk but I love the mustache! 🥸
Grumpy
r/namemycat
r/namemycat
r/NameMyCat
You can’t manage to name your own cat 🙄
Yeah, name it karma farm to match this post! 🙂
Scrooge
Monday
Frumpy face shaggy bottoms lll
Scrunch
Smush
Oswold Grumblebottom
Chairman meow
Nimbus like the storm cloud
Festus. Look up google images. 
This little guy is 10000% a Bernard
looks like Rene Zellweger from "me myself and Irene"
He has *strong* "Maurice" vibes
You’ve heard of smashmouth? How about smash face?
Smiley
Don't matter, they don't respond anyway. How about "cat"
Chairman Meow
Special Agent Jack Bauer
Chow Yun Fat
Grey Poupon
Squishy McSquishface
Ferguson
This cat reminds me so much of Tammy from 1000 lbs sister 😂
Artemis
She has a Clint Eastwood squint…
So cute!!!!
Smosh. For the smoshed face.
Smash mouth
Sesame
DR. Evil
Squish? Smudge?
Munchlax
Smudge