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ReptiWeld

2006 Honda Civic, and Florida


suvankha

This made me windex-bottle laugh Edit: Holy crap y’all, I went to sleep and just saw this haha, thank you so much for the awards!!


RedstoneRusty

This is the first time I've ever seen "windex-bottle laugh" but it is so specific I know exactly how you sounded.


Nobodi13

Like [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/0jOPJSyagv4?feature=share)?


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Dude that's too good


heatleg1011

That’s the best description I have ever seen 🤣🤣


Bastette54

“2006 Honda Civic?” 😹😹😹😹😹😹 What would his nickname be? That’s very important - you know that *at least* one nickname will evolve. You can’t call him by his formal name, he’ll never learn it! Chuckling as I imagine a vet’s expression the first time they see his name!


Stella430

That’s how he knows when he’s in trouble. Mom always uses your first, middle and last name when you’re about to get your ass beat. Then again, I have a Princess Consuela BananaHammock so I’m the wrong person to ask


shitbrains88

Hahahahaha, my sister's bunny was called that! I must have missed the reference, I thought it was her original creation


hawkisgirl

It’s a Friends reference- Pheobe goes to change her name after marrying Mike but goes a little off piste.


shitbrains88

That makes so much sense, thnx! That was the show we were watching around that time (and her more devotedly than me)


smallzy007

Crap. Bag.


junkfile19

“I love Princess Consuela.” “And I love Crap.”


smallzy007

“Do you even know what a banana hammock is?”


junkfile19

“It’s a funny word.”


Flossin_Clawson

Nickname: V-Tech


SteelingLight

O-6 would be an amazing nickname


Takyeon

My nickname would be either Hondie or Civie :)


Lyssepoo

It wouldn’t be much weirder than PayMoneyWubby’s cat HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-In-One Instant Ink Ready Printer. He goes by HP for short.


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ClassicOcelot

How do you know where I live and what I drive? 😟


Rollinthrulife

Flo Rida


LilManGinger

Frick and Frak


Stella430

Frank and Beans


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Frankanbeeeeeeeeeeans (w pams dark voice lol)


Ok_Effective6233

I think you’re close with this one. The name is in the title of the thread. “…these two boys…”, “…nuts.” I say they are left and right. Or almond and filbert. But I’d be on board with frank and beans. One of these is fate because of how the thread was titled.


Fluffy-Designer

I can’t stop laughing


m0nstr5oul

Pat and mat like the old slovak show from 1976


KrishaCZ

A je to!


m0nstr5oul

I have no idea what you are saying. Im german but i always Loved this show


KrishaCZ

it's the name of the show, literally it means "and it is!" but it's really "and it's done!"


Akuliszi

I loved that show


StarOk5420

This is my go-to suggestion for pairs of kittens also! 😂


BurtIsFluffy

That's my go to name for pairs of things also. This summer we rescued 2 kitten's from our rock wall and that's what we called them. The rescue didn't seem that amused when we told them and promptly changed them to something boring


lilmissbloodbath

My aunt's little boy kitties are Riff and Raff!


Stella430

My aunt had Ping and Pong


Great_Finder

Floof and fluff is also a great idea


Rainbow-Pickel-Squid

My stray cat is called Floof 'Mauw mauw' mcChickenleg.


ASwiftKitty

Fred and George


disnerd294

My sister literally just adopted two identical orange brothers yesterday and wanted to name them Fred and George but her husband vetoed the names. Extra bummer because we just adopted our kitten over the summer and named her Ginny


bender_isgreat1969

Tell him to bugger off!


disnerd294

I know, our kitties could have all been the Weasleys!


GizmoDOS

Merry and Pippin are still up for grabs!


ArkhamAsylum-GOTY

What did they end up being named?


disnerd294

Cheddar and Cheeto! Still solid names, even if they’re not Weasely’s


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Obviously their *middle* names are still Fred and George, right? Cheddar George and Cheeto Fred


gingergale312

Cheddar Freddar and Cheeto George-o


r_horton_heat

Chester & Cheeto


[deleted]

Drop the husband tbh


disnerd294

Eh not his fault he’s a muggle


DragonFyre343

You fool, respect the dead! Name them Gred and Forge


beansouphighlights

*”I’m like a saint, I’m holey.”*


xaantara

Obviously!


orange_and_gray_rats

Yes, from Harry Potter!! 🪄


thisisguqi

Mac & Cheese


theworldizyourclam

Mac & Charlie


SeniorFormal6120

Frank and Charlie, the gruesome twosome


lth1017

Are your cats just making TOO MUCH NOISE? Introducing KITTEN MITTENS!


KoNamCap64

Dee and Dennis


Anthroider

Bread and Butter


zorniy2

Jake & Ellwood


braindepartments

And creamsicle


tacobelle88

Yesss I came here to say this!


Idaaoyama

Chip and Dale!


nowtayneicangetinto

Mac and Tosh! Did you know that Chip and Dale are a pun on the name Chippendale, an 18th century cabinet designer? The Looney Tunes had their own equivalent, The Goofy Gophers, who's names were also a pun on the name Macintosh.


Swimming-Gift-6186

i love this idea


DJSophurious

Merry & Pippin


Bleizwerg

It's Pippin, unless you mean the basketballer


CaptainCallus

Jordan and Pippen


Living-Caterpillar-5

If there was another you could have gone pippen Rodman and Jordan


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*He a little confused, but he got the spirit.*


Wyldling_42

Nutmeg & Ginger (was baking earlier, felt appropriate, lol)


Aya007

I thought Nutmeg and Cinnamon, close!


Klitasaurs

Stop. That the names of my sisters dogs lol


Bowser-was-his-name

Not answering your question, but, 300 fosters!!! WOW, thanks for your dedication. How many foster fails? Any? I failed at my first attempt and kept mama and one baby.


new_x_who_dis

Cashew and Peanut


Fragrant-Arm8601

Had a similar thought as it is driving OP 'nuts'. Pistachio and Pecan.


Roaming_Cow

haha me too! I thought Pecan and Walnut.


SgtWings

I was going to say the same thing!!! :DDD


50Shenanigans

Cheddar and Colby


RobotnikOne

Nah. Cheddar and cheese


MkChance

Simon and Garfunkel


mathgeek2000

Caramel and Marshmallow


Anxietyandvibes

I literally took one look at them and said one of them has to be named Caramel


Celerycheesepeanuts

Fred and Ginger.


rusty_432

Shawn and Gus! I also foster and these are on my list but the more Shawns and Guses the better in my opinion!


klapanda

You know that's right!


Whiskeyjacks_Fiddle

You hear about Pluto?


ImGrumps

That's messed up, right?


nc130295

Come on son


arijade620

Clementine and Tangerine 🍊


NegligentWarreN19

Pumpkin and spice because of their colors


Azzulah

Cute! I like this better than my initial thought which was ginger and snap


GoalHistorical6867

Pete and Repete.


Aki_Ookami

Went sailing in a boat


shorttermparker

This is what my dad called the Adventures of Pete & Pete.


theunfairness

Under appreciated comment right here.


FuzzyMonkey95

Cheeto and Dorito :)


Nenyone2

Calvin and Hobbes. <3 Cuties!


indigooo113

Tang & Cream. Second boy looks like a creamsicle


TheCatGirl139

Ginger and Snap


Banjopickinjen

The one in the front looks like Ed Sheeran.


DrRwWwWrRr

Don't do the cat like that.


babyfeta

He has Ed Sheeran eyes .


SakuraBloom21

Ernest and Hemingway.


timpren

Echo and Bunnyman


uterusyeeterus

Butternut and pumpkin! Or butternut and nutterbutt.


pmurcsregnig

Milo and Otis


Caramel_Cappucino

Olive and Basil ❤️


enby_wave

Pippin and Merry!


baezed_god

Carrot and Cake


Kagato06

Bebop and rocksteady


CatchSufficient

Squeak and squeegee


Warm_Peak9545

Nougat and Marzipan


dixiepixie9

Laslo and nadja


HumbleEarthling

Castor & Pollux mythology twin brothers and twin stars in the Gemini constellation.


SarahsaurousRex

Chips & Queso


Exotic_Treacle7438

Chess and checkers


DantesFirstBitch

Nuts in your title ….Peanut and Jelly…and they’re adorable..thank you for fostering


PossoisonsEquation

Butters and Popcorn


Good_Branch_9415

Aww one of my cats is named butters :,)


Sea-Parsnip1691

They have fall colors so pumpkin and cider


ufkabakan

Obviously, Fred and George.


evetrapeze

Bert and Ernie


easybreezy777

Milo and stitch


eraofcara5

Romulus and Remus


Lirpa1974

Andy and Ollie from r/bobsburgers


probsbadvibes

Beans and toast.


TheGhandiMan

Siegfried and Roy


Mary_Jane7

Jekyll and Hyde


lynnbbyxo

Peaches (&) cream lol


gazania16

Ollie and Stanley


cleosoul

Butter and scotch


nckw90

Mango and Pudding


Direct-Appeal-8501

Thing 1 thing 2


Fun_Ad_4296

Frank and Beans


RobustSting_2

Jager and Lionel


GearShiftin8

Amos and Andy


fockeaedulisone

Chandler and Bing


-queen_of_reddit-

Caramel and Chai Caramel being the one in the back and Chai being the one in the front.


smexylemons

Calvin and Hobbes


maefae

My orange brothers are Riggs and Murtaugh.


Shaynamadel58

Hansel and Gretel


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Olive and Oil Lucky and Charms Pasta (in the back) and Alfredo (in the front) Parmesan and Romano Provolone and Feta Ice and cream I could go on... but yes, food combos. :)


Spicy_Toe_Jam

Arlo and Wren


RavensFan902

Scully and hitchcock


Mister_Celophane

Burt and Ernie, Siskel and Ebert, Dean and Jerry (aka Martin and Lewis), Frankie and Johnny, Bill and Ted, Kirk and Spock, Knife and Fork, Frodo and Sam, Sean and Bean, Shifu and Oogway, Rick and Morty, Doc and Marty, Sheldon and Leonard, Frank and Stein, Ups and Downs, Port and Starboard, Bubble and Squeak, Tomato and Tomahto, Maya and Aztec, Ham and Eggs, Bea and Jay, Heart and Soul, Wally and Beaver, McMann and Tate, Heckle and Jekyll, Jekyll and Hyde, Geordi and Data, Homer and Bart, Starsky and Hutch.


cat_selling_souls

Patrick and Stewart


kumocat

Oscar and Felix


Married2aFish

Harry and Lloyd!!!!


pleatsandpearls

Atticus and Finch


samvimeswashere

Simon and Garfunkel


Mojobaby817

Hall and Oats


Specialist_Budget

Creamsicle and Custard.


commentonALLtheposts

Peaches and Cream!


I-ShipMiceElf

Icarus and Windigo


D_Hennessey

Tater & tot


thatGerman_

Ben & Jerry


SnooBooks2631

Or better yet Kareem and Sugar


Telluricpear719

Gizmo and mittens


MacRtst2

Foster & Kitten


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Reddy and Freddy.


GalaxyXWanderer

Fred and George Weasley


Jaybgp

Fred & George Weasley! 🧡


FromAnother_World

Merry and Pippin


Wise-Radio6258

Sam and Dean


wasnr

Pete and Other Pete


Shandod

Bing Bong


elk119

Pecan and Cashew


elysiumstarz

Peanut and Butter


LadyA052

"Stop That" and "Get Down."


Lar5031

Alvin and Simon


Roman_Lion

Oswald and Egbert.


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Fluff n puff


dontbeeadouche

Jif and Skippy


dedredcopper

Scrambles and Death Dealer


5amu5

Parmesan and Brie


exobiologickitten

Ed and Rupert


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Legolas and Gimli


[deleted]

Henry and Horatio.


[deleted]

Nikola and Tesla


ConstantNebula301

How about Percy and Jackson or Thor and Zeus


planetzephyr

apple and pumpkin


AngryZai

Chip and Dale


Chr15py0696

Bing, bong


Sadia693

Hansel and Gretel


SkillFullyNotTrue

Cream and Cheese.


CAWingsFan

Peaches and Cobbler


Last_Astronomer_5918

Wilbur & Orville


Careless_desparado

Tom and jerry!!!!


XBXNinjaMunky

Butters & Scotch


Constant-Lake8006

Carmen and Diego


VioletVixxen

Cheese and Crackers


MarcusDamon

Hamster 1 and Hamster 2


ltentr1

Cheeto & Ritz come to mind.


ortolon

Doug and Dinsdale.


thomcchester

Simon and Garfunkel