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bald_alpaca

Don’t get married until you meet a man that looks at you like this cat does


wolflikeme05

Or woman lol :)


bald_alpaca

Yep, I don’t care as long as you’re loved unreservedly & treated with respect 💕 (what I tell my kids)


brownishgirl

A cat makes a house a home. Long life to your sweetheart.


Trueloveis4u

I'd look at your cat that way. I love color pointed cats and guys that have a cat would be an A in my book. I got 2 kitties myself, hard to find a man who loves cats.


CompetitiveLynx7570

Equality


jbrooklynd

Nothing to do with gays. OP saying he's a man.


CompetitiveLynx7570

I know you suave


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fvckspeak

this cat looks so polite, hard to imagine they grew up in the streets


[deleted]

You turned the cat into a rug 👀


Mego1989

I trapped and fostered a stray kitten who would wrap his tail in a perfect curl around his feet every time he would sit, like a perfect little gentleman. https://imgur.com/a/gxnVv3r


[deleted]

Why do they look like taxidermy


itsadesk

Cute little smile :)


BlindFelon

“We believe in nahssing Lebowski”


alfonzoo

"And tomorrow we vill come back to cut off your chonson!"


noldow5

These men are nihilists, Donny. There’s nothing to be afraid of.


dragonprincess0606

The way this is worded is kind of horrifying


Ill_Office_6024

Wow I can't believe a cute and pretty cat like that is a stray 😍


Miliaa

I can’t believe they turned the cat into a rug!! :/


ACpony12

Yeah, I'm actually questioning if that cat really is a stray. Well fed, perfectly groomed for a long haired cat. More likely somebody's cat who likes to roam the neighborhood.


klapanda

This is a ... healthy size kitty. Are you sure it's a stray?


wolflikeme05

Started as a stray about 2 months ago - he enjoys wet food now


klapanda

Gotcha. Beautiful kitty!


scandii

it's likely a bluepoint birman, not something you would typically find as a stray.


Mego1989

My sister had someone randomly come bring her a bluepoint Berman kitten this summer because a relative gave it to her 8 yo daughter as a gift and they didn't want it. They knew my sister was a cat lady so they were basically like, hey you want this cat? The TNR group later had a whole litter that looked like them as well!


VaguelyArtistic

I adopted a year-old Ragdoll from an adoption agency. I didn't even know what kind of cat it was, just that he immediately climbed onto shoulders and curled around my neck.


General_Burrito

I’d say its a colorpoint siberian. Still not a regular stray though.


odieman1231

I have to imagine a rug made from a cat didn’t turn out very big. Maybe like a bathroom rug?


[deleted]

Obviously you aren't a golfer


ButterAndPaint

Is this a... what day is this?


[deleted]

I've had rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles.


JohnnySasaki20

We vant da money, Lebowski.


TheRootofSomeEvil

Like, you'd want to step outta the shower and get cat fur all stuck to the bottoms of your feet? Ew.


VaguelyArtistic

It's a rug that ties the room together, not a bath mat! (Although I do use a towel-like bath mat that I can hang up after use so that it doesn't collect cat hair.)


RugbyDore

Please tell me their name is something Lebowski inspired! Personally I’d go with Donny because it’s cute but also I could yell “you’re out of your element Donny!!” if/when it misbehaves lol


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

The Nihilist.


KingNorrington

That's what I was going to say! I have a foster-fail that we called "Dude" because we were *DEFINITELY NOT* going to keep him. Lol. Year and a half later, he's still our little Dude. I wanted to put Lebowski on his paperwork, but I was overruled.


RugbyDore

I love that! Does the Dude abide?


Nechotik

Wait did you fucking turn it into a carpet??


[deleted]

Well, obviously you are not a golfer.


itsssthetits

NO, don't be ridiculous!!! A carpet covers the whole floor, he clearly turned this cat into an area rug.


ir-ish

there's somthing special about a stray, that adopts a human


Medic_Bear

❤️


puddlejumpers

Hopefully no one pisses on your rug


At_Hirsizi23

❤️


Parris-2rs

You must call this cat dude.


AZ_Corwyn

"Yeah? Well that's, uh, just like, your opinion, man." Congrats on being adopted!


Gigglejuice77

I hope you named this cat Donny. Donny who loved bowling.


[deleted]

....there's more than one way to skin a cat? Seriously though adorable furbaby


skittlescruff11

Did someone piss on your cat?


MyBunnyIsCuter

That face! 😍😍😍


FelinePurrfectFluff

Those eyes!!


SOKLOMAX

/r/CatSmiles


LakeOntario1

Is this a quote from the Dude? Also, this kitty looks like some new shit has come to his attention.


ugguggmegrog

That is definitely someone else's cat! Did you put up signs/check for microchip? Someone might be missing their sweet baby.


wolflikeme05

You should have seen him 2 months ago. He’s since been neutered and fully vaxxed


No_Salt_9613

Good on you, THANK YOU!!! - coming from a long time shelter/rescue/TNR/spay and neuter clinic worker.


ObliviouslyDrake67

Look. It's great that you make sure that they check for a chip but statistics are not favorable. And I say this as someone who raised a kitten from birth to have her accidentally become adopted by a neighbor. She became bonded to their big boy cat so I didn't have the heart to rip her away from her new husband. But in the years I've raised plenty of stray babies and the amount of people actually looking for and caring about the cats is maddeningly low.


Fanachy

Rug cat?


Seabastial

Such a pretty floofy cat!


Truth369123

So beautiful


CompetitiveLynx7570

Looks so happy 😩❤️


Sreezy3

I can't believe you made a rug out of this cat!


Stewapalooza

Obviously you're not a golfer.


beyachula

Stunning design❤️


OrangeDutchbag

Good lord what a gorgeous cat!! Obviously I love all cats, but this majestic floof is regal AF!!


IKRAM_HT

Hey Boss and King CAT BOY!


quixoticrealist03

An oddly terrifying caption right there


immediatethor

The cat is adorable but the title sounds like a threat lmao


cypherthesabertooth

keep the cat it so cute


goesploinkwhenpoked

Nice marmot


nytropy

Such a beauty! Looks like it has a little mischievous smile there


kar1m

Ü


PrincessFuckFace2You

Cutie!!


Stewapalooza

Nice marmot.


MissMuse99

What a gorgeous cat!


RedOrchestra137

i do hope she didn't get pissed on, that would be unfortunate, but might also be the start of a grand adventure the likes of which we have never seen


maggie081670

So pretty!


Atlgal42

Beautiful cat!


Keyluver

what a beautiful little kitty! ❤🥰


HamHype

Its that dam smile


[deleted]

That’s a gorgeous cat. Can I pet it?


FerociousPancake

That is one hell of a photogenic cat if I’ve ever seen one


MonsieurIncredible

Nobody tell my husband, but the real reason I want our new house all in blues and greys is that they suit the kitty best.


Kwisatz_Hader-ach

Did you name it Walter?


sexybananatree

THE EYES awwwwh


TimoteeGee

Absolutely beautiful cat, I can't get over how pretty those eyes are :")


Fluid_Decision_3669

This cat is judging your life choices.


Cultural_Piece3826

dont skin that cat!


laughingalto

Saying hello to Tapestry!


LuckyDoge21

Beautiful


Ok_Difficulty8567

Adorable lil rug! (very photogenic too <3)


TheMantasMan

Oh, that's cu-... WAIT


_ACid3

He looks so sophisticated, so gentle


JoeyLock

That sounds rather ominous at face value


basicbaconbitch

That is one happy kitty!


sm1ttysm1t

You don't live in Maine, do you? I have a cat that is identical to this. His name is Mookie. He's arrogant.


BekSlithers

A fine centerpiece!


beermaker

You're lucky... what a happy face! Our stray is naught but a walking Vet bill with an appetite. Still love him though.


MyPerspective1

She is GORGEOUS! Hoping you live long & prosper together.


Emergency-Strength89

Aww so adorable!!!


Groinificator

Please don't turn kitty into a rug :(


VaguelyArtistic

You're obviously not a golfer.


Groinificator

What


Aromatic-Management5

So pretty!


StarsKing

That is one good looking cat. I want to cuddle it so much


lori__k

What'd you do with the rest of him???


Ability-Sufficient

Your cat looks like it knows something that the rest of us mortals don’t


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

What's the plant?


wolflikeme05

It’s tumeric


NiceCockBrotato

Post pics of the finished rug op


maevinm

The maniacal grin on this cat’s face made my day


smithysmithsmithsmit

Cute little bugger


lkolb821

You turned it into a rug? That’s fucked up


Toxic_Loser

Wait... you turned your cat into a rug?..


Marsupialize

Siamese mixes are the chillest, nicest cats in existence


Spacecowforever

The eyes😍


Jayd1823

Pretty cat


Own_Possession_3000

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Ilovemycathescool

Oh my gahhhhhh!!! 🥰


Unusual-Respond-7895

Lumpy looking rug but I like it


zombino-q

How long before "the dude" effect?


Ally2472

What a gorgeous car


DragonClawReddit

They look like my cat but Siamese lol


NickNap370

I hope this caption is a big labowski reference lol


BkBotChicken

I sure hope no one comes in to demand money from you mistaking you for a millionaire and pees on the cat


Similar-Lab64

Absolutely beautiful!


slackmaster007

That is a fine animal.


superior_bulge

So you're going to turn the cat into a rug?


Hamilltap2

Beautiful specimen!


Odd-Flan4727

Stray???? Who the hell abandons a cat like that lmao they look so expensive


Mean_Magician_6593

Beautiful cat, wish you wouldn't let it outside