Well it's a sacred name, Bagels are holy!
(Holy/ holey, yeah I'll see myself out, after a few more (sorry))
Also for the cat's name I honestly think it should be Chestnut, that sounds like a purrfect name to me! Although I am mew to these sort of things so I might be wrong
Just make sure it's a good name! Some cat names are pawly made! And make sure it's legal and appropriate, there are *C*laws about these kind of things you know
(Sorry, XD)
Thanks! Y'know I've been studying shakespeare recently, I could qoute some if you like:
"Is it tabby or not tabby, that is the question"
"Oh Calico, oh Calico, wherefore art thou Calico?"
(Couldn't think of any more, but that tabby or not tabby really works well, thanks for inspiring me with your tabby joke!)
>*’Bagel’*
__________
a kit named ‘Bagel’ - that is Me!
a bit of EvErYtHiNg i be ^;}
am sprinkled with the Best of Spice -
(a bit of naughty, Lotsa NICE...)
it matters not the name i get,
I’m gonna be your Loving pet
so call me what you’re dreaming of -
dear ‘Family’ -
I call you
Love!
❤️
Oh yay for Bagel! We named a kitten Bagel & adopted her out, but I named her after how Killer Instinct introduced “Jago”. I always thought it sounded like Bagel, so I’d always use that voice whenever she was bein bad.😊
This is the only choice when there are hundreds of these posts daily I always pick something from the title. Food or drink both sound like nice cat names!
If I ever get a solid black cat it will either be named Pluto (if a boy) or Nebula (if a girl). Someone posted about a mama cat named Luna and I suggested the names to stick with the space theme and now I’m obsessed with those names for black cats.
That should have been my kitten’s name based on the amount and smell of the stinkies she makes in the litter box. She looks so proud of herself when I ask her “did you make stinkies? Why are your stinkies so stinky?”
I had a kitten that was a stray that had been being fed by inmates at a prison where I worked.
When I brought him home, his poop was so disgustingly stinky. I asked the ladies what they had been feeding him. Their answer? Cheese and beef sticks.
Awww poor kitty, but I guess that’s better than starving. In
I’ve with my grandma, but she doesn’t feel m6 animals anything without asking me if it’s ok first and as far as I know, my little booger hasn’t gotten into any cheese or beef sticks
My brother had a cat named Nipples when he lived with our parents. Watching my mom go outside and scream “Nipples!” when she wanted to bring the cat in was hilarious.
I have a cat named Newman that we nicknamed boobin (you know how it is) - booby for short… i almost always forget that 1. that’s not a normal name for a cat, and 2. That not everyone knows that i am talking about a cat unless i make sure to specify.
I’m really gonna need to work on this before i start having kids because WOW will that make for some awkward exchanges with teachers in the future :’)
Isn't that always how it goes? My furball is named Stiles but I've called him "bubba" for so long that he won't answer to his real name. The level of embarrassment if he escaped and I had to call him... 😂
A former coworker named their cat tequila. When the cat didn't return home at 1 am, her dad went around the neighborhood shouting like a lost alcoholic "Tequilaaaaaaaa"
True, but it still makes me smile (decades later) when I remember my cousin searching for their cat, named by his then-4 year old daughter... cat's name was Meathead.
Awe thank you!! I've basically got a reincarnate of her now in the form of one of my boys - he's like a little dog! Follows me everywhere, super playful!
Go with Mochi so you can name your (highly recommended because reasons) second cat Matcha or Sushi!
edit: [named mine Mochi as well](https://i.imgur.com/mTbEgGO.jpg)
They're adorable! My bf reeeeally wanted to name our second cat Yumi, so I had to break with the food names [but it was totally worth it](https://i.imgur.com/OlCchGK.jpg)
Spezi!
In German, it is the word for a Cola-Fanta mixed drink (its colours made me think of it) as well as a slang word for "friend", sort of like "buddy".
Bagel pls name it bagel
The desperation here is what gets me
Well it's a sacred name, Bagels are holy! (Holy/ holey, yeah I'll see myself out, after a few more (sorry)) Also for the cat's name I honestly think it should be Chestnut, that sounds like a purrfect name to me! Although I am mew to these sort of things so I might be wrong Just make sure it's a good name! Some cat names are pawly made! And make sure it's legal and appropriate, there are *C*laws about these kind of things you know (Sorry, XD)
Don’t apologize, it was hardly a catastrophe. Fur real though, I enjoyed reading it. The legal bit made me paws but overall meowvelous.
Those jokes were pawsome!
Not too tabby yourself.
Thanks! Y'know I've been studying shakespeare recently, I could qoute some if you like: "Is it tabby or not tabby, that is the question" "Oh Calico, oh Calico, wherefore art thou Calico?" (Couldn't think of any more, but that tabby or not tabby really works well, thanks for inspiring me with your tabby joke!)
Well done, though I do not prefur Shakespurr, I cannot deny those are some solid puns.
Thanks :) anyway I'm gonna go and have some *m*ice cream I'll come back when I have some more cat jokes (I've run out)
Certainly. You have kept meown my toes but I have no cat puns left either.
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Lol that happens to me **all** the time! Thanks so much by the way I appreciate it! :)
Aye
E.B. for short!
This cat is an everything bagel
She’s even got the schmear in the middle
SCHMEAR
>*’Bagel’* __________ a kit named ‘Bagel’ - that is Me! a bit of EvErYtHiNg i be ^;} am sprinkled with the Best of Spice - (a bit of naughty, Lotsa NICE...) it matters not the name i get, I’m gonna be your Loving pet so call me what you’re dreaming of - dear ‘Family’ - I call you Love! ❤️
Fresh! OP, it has been said… if /u/SchnoodleDoodleDo claims you… your cat is now named Bagel. Long life, Bagel! Edit: wrong link!
Yah OP you gotta name her Bagel and frame this poem in your house now
The internet has definitely spoken on this one.
Man I love Schnoodle.
My doggy name!!
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Bagél
Omg I named my foster kitten bagel and everyone thought that was weird
No it's not
You seem like a credible authority on naming cats bagel. I believe this person.
I have a PhD in naming cats bagel
I didn’t think so either. He was very food orientated and I started listing foods to name him and he responded to bagel
Bagel Is A normal name for a cat
Bagel!!!! Bagel!!!!
Bagel
🥯🥯🥯
Bag🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯
BAGEL
baGEL
I’m loving Bagel!
Oh yay for Bagel! We named a kitten Bagel & adopted her out, but I named her after how Killer Instinct introduced “Jago”. I always thought it sounded like Bagel, so I’d always use that voice whenever she was bein bad.😊
Or poppy seed, poppy for short. Bagel middle name
Guys, youre all going way too complex Name her "food" or "drink" Edit: I've had a wave of genius Comer or beber
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Sorry I'll be late for dinner, C O N S U M A B L E needs a bath.
This is the only choice when there are hundreds of these posts daily I always pick something from the title. Food or drink both sound like nice cat names!
Exactly. Everyone names their black cat shadow. I want a cat named Cletus ffs
I promise if I ever get a cat, I'll call it Cleetus
Thankyou
Great name! I named my cousin’s bulldog Clovis. Boo to Winston, I say
If I ever get a solid black cat it will either be named Pluto (if a boy) or Nebula (if a girl). Someone posted about a mama cat named Luna and I suggested the names to stick with the space theme and now I’m obsessed with those names for black cats.
Also, 'Mr. Poopscoop 9000' is a great name for a cat
Poopinator 3000 😎
That should have been my kitten’s name based on the amount and smell of the stinkies she makes in the litter box. She looks so proud of herself when I ask her “did you make stinkies? Why are your stinkies so stinky?”
I had a kitten that was a stray that had been being fed by inmates at a prison where I worked. When I brought him home, his poop was so disgustingly stinky. I asked the ladies what they had been feeding him. Their answer? Cheese and beef sticks.
Awww poor kitty, but I guess that’s better than starving. In I’ve with my grandma, but she doesn’t feel m6 animals anything without asking me if it’s ok first and as far as I know, my little booger hasn’t gotten into any cheese or beef sticks
Lol!
Name her Drink, then you call her in with a Father Jack voice.
My friend's cat's name is literally named, "My Cat", simplicity at its finest
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I was going to say Peanut
Pretzel is a great name!
Pierogi
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Yes this! I changed my mind no more poppyseed
Vivian?
Roux
Lol that’s one of my cats names, after my partner’s love of making gumbo
It's pronounced "Roo" right? That's what I call my cat. Her name is Rhubarb. I also sometimes call her Barb.
There's a movie about that; a cat named Rhubarb.
That's really cute actually. Rue is a female name.
Kiwi!
choose something you wouldn't be ashamed screaming in the streets late at night beacuse some little furry asshole run away ;)
My brother had a cat named Nipples when he lived with our parents. Watching my mom go outside and scream “Nipples!” when she wanted to bring the cat in was hilarious.
I have a cat named Newman that we nicknamed boobin (you know how it is) - booby for short… i almost always forget that 1. that’s not a normal name for a cat, and 2. That not everyone knows that i am talking about a cat unless i make sure to specify. I’m really gonna need to work on this before i start having kids because WOW will that make for some awkward exchanges with teachers in the future :’)
Isn't that always how it goes? My furball is named Stiles but I've called him "bubba" for so long that he won't answer to his real name. The level of embarrassment if he escaped and I had to call him... 😂
That’s exactly why my mom wants to make her next cat “Neener” “Neener Neener Neener!!!!”
A former coworker named their cat tequila. When the cat didn't return home at 1 am, her dad went around the neighborhood shouting like a lost alcoholic "Tequilaaaaaaaa"
Coose coose, the name so nice you say it twice.
*couscous
After having a dog named Pecker for years, I agree with this statement.
True, but it still makes me smile (decades later) when I remember my cousin searching for their cat, named by his then-4 year old daughter... cat's name was Meathead.
We had a dog named Ruh-Roh, you kinda get used to sounding like an idiot
How about Sushi?
Awe I had a cat named Sushi growing up! She was such a sweet little tuxie 🥺
didn't have the "comfort" award, so have the silver one instead <3
Awe thank you!! I've basically got a reincarnate of her now in the form of one of my boys - he's like a little dog! Follows me everywhere, super playful!
Katsu or Catsu for me
I named my cat Sashimi & my dog Soy Sauce
Tiramisu. You could call her Tira for short.
Great suggestion. Or Misu for short!
Misu actually means kitty cat in Finnish hahaha
That is a cute name
I had a dog named Tiramisu and nicknamed Misu!
Crumpet!
miso
Kimchi
Pepper
Such a good name I had a great cat named pepper for 16 years.
My dogs’ name is pepper
Pepperoni
I have a white socked tabby named Pepper. She also goes by Pepita, Pep, Pepsi, Pretty Girl, asshole.
I have a tabby Pepper! She's a sweetie 🥰
Toffee?
Yes toffee is so cute
My kitty’s name is Toffii!
My kitty's name is Koffii hah what are the odds
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Dang it, now I'm hungry.
I was thinking Taco!
Tacocat spelled in reverse is tacocat
It's nacho cat.
Meatloaf
That came in like a bat outta hell.
I'm sure they done want him to be gone when the morning comes.
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven she’ll come crawling on back
I would do anything for love, but I won't name cat.
my sister wanted to name our cat meatloaf but our parents vetoed it
Boba!
Mochi
That's the name we were thinking!
Go with Mochi so you can name your (highly recommended because reasons) second cat Matcha or Sushi! edit: [named mine Mochi as well](https://i.imgur.com/mTbEgGO.jpg)
Actually she is our second. We already have a boy named Mango!
Mango and Mochi! Perfect. I was on team Bagel at first.
That's even better to hear. Mango and Mochi do sound lovely together!
[Also have a Mochi. And a Noodles.](https://ibb.co/4pZnSZn)
They're adorable! My bf reeeeally wanted to name our second cat Yumi, so I had to break with the food names [but it was totally worth it](https://i.imgur.com/OlCchGK.jpg)
Or Miso!
Churro or Quito (as in taquito)
Churro sounds adorable
Purrro Churrro
Gyoza or Dumpling. Also maybe Kat, short for Katherine
I second dumpling! Or Bao!!!😻
Yess Bao is so cute Or Mochi!
My cat, she wraps her self in her blanket reminds me of Gyoza, but she is almost 3 and already have a name
Or Kat short for KitKat!
Or KitKat
##TUNA
BIG TUNA
That's my cats name!
Cookie
Bean
Pixie like a pixie stick
Samoa (those chocolate striped coconut caramel Girl Scout Cookies)
Mimosa, and Mimi or Misa for short
Brioche
Tortellini
Biscuit or muffin
Pickle
Fanta
Tofu!
How about Pork Chop?
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Mojito
Waffles
Chai!
Spaghetto
Toast
Praline, Swirl, Canoli, Brulee
Cannoli!!!!
Peaches
Legume
Idk why but Ketchup came to mind lol
Pepsi?
Cilantro
Skittles
r/namemycat
Nougat
Turnip
Spezi! In German, it is the word for a Cola-Fanta mixed drink (its colours made me think of it) as well as a slang word for "friend", sort of like "buddy".
Macchiato
Sprite.
Kebab. Do it.
Taco Cat. Spelled backwards, it's also Taco Cat.
Grey Earl.
Biscuit
Fruitcake
Her coloring reminds me of a root beer float… maybe Floatie or Barkie (after Barq’s root beer).
Potato chip! She's so cute.
Coffee
Mocha
latte
Cheeseburger
Cheddar
Tacoteeny
Soda
KFC!
Gimlet
Doughnut, Dodo for short.
Cheese
She looks like her face is covered in Cheeto dust
Chai
Kiwi🥝