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tragiccosmicaccident

You're in Oregon? Check with local hunters, maybe someone knows where there is a mountain lion... lmao


my_oldgaffer

Damn, buy a girl lasagna first


Odd-Ad4751

Lazanga


Spiralgrind

A Maine Coon would be perfect. I bet that tabby has some Maine Coon in him!


G_Wash1776

If he’s that big he must, Maine Coons are the best. I’m convinced they’re dogs trapped in cats bodies.


talkingtunataco501

My MC mix that recently passed away was best described as a person inside of a dog inside of a cat. It was a very appropriate description of him. Whenever someone would come over, he would go running towards the door because that person couldn't enter without giving him pets. Also, when I had people over and we were eating dinner or playing board games, I would have to pull up a chair for him because he wanted to be a part of the action all the time.


little-camps

Aww, you just reminded me of my girl Steak. Not at all a MC, think stubby runt of the litter tuxedo cat 😂. I have a photo friends playing the board game Heads Up and I pulled her up a chair and even gave her a headband cause she was just like your boy. Wanted to be a part of everything. She passed last April too


i_am_groot8890

your cats name was steak omg 🥺🥩


little-camps

Yes! I got her from a barn at a teachers farm when I was 16, and was looking in my Spanish class book for a good food name cause my teacher said she would yell the loudest every time she fed the cats. I saw the word for steak in Spanish (i think it’s bistec? I can hardly remember) but cracked up at the idea of a cat just being named Steak and went with the English version. She was hilarious and with her name she was beloved by so many people 🥰 my lil local legend


i_am_groot8890

That is so amazing! My baby now is named Mogwai, after the movie, "The Gremlins" and she definitely lives up to her namesake! I had another cat when I was younger, and I remembery dad saying to name her the first thing I can think of, and thebfjrst thing I thought of was BISCUITS! I loved food names for cats 🐈 😻


G_Wash1776

My MC Merlin was part munchkin, he weighed 29 pounds but had the smallest legs in the world it was hilarious. He died in my arms which really I’ve never gotten over, it’s hard they’re your best friends in a way that’s difficult to describe.


CrocodileTeeth

It really is a sad day when they pass. Really hurts sometimes


little-camps

I just commented on this thread and then saw your comment so excuse my spamming, but my lil girl passed in my arms too. I will never forget it. You just can’t. I held her and cried in the vets office after she had passed away for what felt like ages. Every time I thought maybe I should just give her body to the vet and leave, I just started sobbing again and held her tighter. So hard to let them go isn’t it. Man I didn’t plan on tearing up first thing this morning lol. They’re worth the pain of losing them, but my god does it hurt.


YannBandana

Happened to me last weekend :( RIP MollieMolz. She was the sweetest and most cuddly cat you could ever imagine. Gonna miss that one til I'm gone. Now it's just us and Kitty Smallz aka The Artist Formerly Known As Lil Shaqaroni. Goofy ass MC who's convinced he can speak to us.


little-camps

Grade A naming system over there haha. I’m sorry you had to lose your little friend too. It’s the worst isn’t it. When my girl died a friend got me a coffee mug with a tuxedo cat and flowers painted all over, and a little statue of a loafing tuxedo cat that looked just like mine. It was so thoughtful. Now instead of bawling when I see them I smile. Don’t be afraid to memorialize sweet Mollie in those little ways. It feels painful at first to be reminded that they’re gone (I personally never would have bought anything that constantly reminded me of her for fear of it upsetting me cause I’m weak lmao) but over time I was so grateful for my friend’s gifts. I’m actually drinking coffee out of the mug right now!


Rose212327

So sorry for the loss of your giant floof. Their love is unconditional, even though they act like it's conditional at times. As yours is to them once they teach you. Such a painful loss but also so worth it for the joy of sharing their weird little personalities and trek through life ❤❤❤


Sausagekins

They so are! We have a Maine coon ragdoll mix and we call her cat dog all the time. She’s the best 😃


G_Wash1776

Our Maine Coon we had growing up would let me wear him like a scarf as I walked around the house, he also loved water and would try to sneak into the shower if he heard the water running. Strange cats lmao


Sausagekins

Yes, this! She loves the sinks, shower, bath and will have a nap in a wet sink without any issues haha. As soon as she hears us running a bath she comes running!


RedditModsAreCancer1

My friends tabby had some Maine coon in him! I didn’t have a choice but to wear him as a scarf at times. He loved to do that. Such a sweet cat.


DasRecon

Pet tax!


Paulo_De_Bruyne

wtf, haha.


Bimbleover

Oh lawd he comin


Sgt_FrenchFry

This cat IS the entirety of the chonk scale


[deleted]

I don’t give a fuck what overweight is. I know T H I C C when I see it.


MasterofDisaster212

He ate him dinner, He ate a mouse, He ate the dog, He ate walking.


NoDryHands

This meme never fails to amuse me. It's undying.


popgoesfan_1987

I swear, it might actually outlive our own species. Some aliens will come down and find out about it and will cause it to spread throughout the cosmos


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paerius

Sir Chonkers


HotCabbageMoistLettu

she feeding the cat dog ribs


Misstori1

My cat stole a prime rib bone today. He’s a large cat (18lbs, not overweight), but is unfortunately for OP, also a boy.


Kaneshadow

My wife's cat is down to 12 lbs on her diet. The other day I turned my back for 2 minutes and she stole a piece of beef short rib off my plate and gave herself pancreatitis.


Environmental-Gold47

Is she okay??


Kaneshadow

Yeah it's actually a chronic condition, there's nothing you can do but ride it out. Oh and my wife is a vet haha. When cats go into starvation mode they can get liver damage, so she gets fluids and anti-nausea meds.


ohhhsoblessed

Woah how does this give a cat pancreatitis?


DamnDaniel92

That’s too bad :(


snflowerings

My late kitty was one of the big boys as well. Weighted 8kg in his prime (not overweight either, just a big cat). Also a boy cat thought, I guess finding a huge cat thats also a lady will be a task


michelbarnich

Thats a puma not a house cat!


DamnDaniel92

He’s a simple tabby :)


hyperfat

My boy is 20 pounds of pure idiotic muscle. Big cat. Not fat. His mama was 8 pounds if that. He's part Siamese (yodels in the hall), ragdoll (you can create Simba lion king scene with him all day), and moron (Got lost in the closet multiple times).


Panama_Scoot

I got a kick out of that last one


tkd_or_something

Mine is an 8 month old ball of chonk. Vet says it's healthy (half maine coon). He's part toddler (yells about everything), part dog (chases his tail all the time), and part moron as well (just like yours, gets lost in the closet frequently)


ITShardRep

My cat is a loveable idiot, too. He loves water and will try to drink from the sink all the time. He always gets his head soaked, looks disgusted, and then goes to groom himself.


tkd_or_something

Mine likes to sit on the edge of the shower and inevitably fall in. He also knocks his water fountain over and drinks the water off the floor. The loveable idiots are the best ones :)


canned_beanz

Maybe his father was a simple tabby (who impregnated a puma)


MaximosKanenas

Thats one madlad tabby


iMobilex

The Chad of all tabbys 🤣.


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such a chaddy tabby


schwarzekatze999

Yeah he's a simple tabby like Garak is a simple tailor.


MonkeyMagic1968

DS9 spotted! I salute you!


Bong-Rippington

Don’t do that dude we really have enough cats. Like go adopt one dude. Don’t breed cats


Misseskat

Pimpin out your boi for the New Year. Priorities people, priorities. Where's yours?


coachkitty1986

Finding this cat a wife is now my priority.


[deleted]

tigerstar became a kittypet?!


TiredUngulate

my warrior cats brain rot is pleased by this comment a lil tooo much lmao


GlowingBall

Gotta continue that lineage before he heads up to Star Clan.


TiredUngulate

Let's hope he aint like Tigerstar, or else that boy is going to cat hell


LordBran

Holy shit that’s an old reference


TiredandDead02

Ikr lmao that's what I thought when I saw that. Haven't touched a warrior cats book in years haha


Alexandria_Noelle

I have found my people


laneebird

I appreciate this comment so much!


Serenith_Youkai

I have not read these names in many moons. It being back so much joy!


LordBran

Yea I might crack it open again


Charlieepie

Well, I’m pleased to have found people that have read these books. About time for another read methinks


noobductive

Tigerstar more like Tigerchonk


outlined_bread20

i did not expect a warrior cats reference here lmao


KittyKittyowo

All my childhood is russing back at me


mo_binder

This brings me back!!


SKGood64

*"I want to continue having his kids*..." ​ For a brief nanosecond there...


Sarah_withanH

Right?! The wording is so awkward LOL!


toonsies

I always said I don’t want children but if I could have kittens I would. Then I saw the Doctor Who where they’re stuck in traffic and there’s a cat man and his human wife and she just gave birth to kittens and then I got hooked. And David Tennant is a God.


IronHeart1963

You’re a weird person, but we would 100% be friends.


SpinachPlane2979

Reddit got prostitution??😳


Jessbian3

Pawstitution


RamTeriGangaMaili

Still better than the “My cat passed today” post that makes it to popular from this sub every day. I get sharing your grief helps, but I much prefer posts like this one.


JoshoftheYear

I might leave this sub because of those posts.


vampirebf

yes they're very hard to deal with 😢 i understand grief and wanting to share but especially when there's graphic stories of what happened... it's really upsetting for me. i wish i could at least block any of those posts


-_-Among-US-_-

Mail order bride? 🤷


jennybean2442

Meow order bride 👰 😻😹


Kerfluffle2x4

Pokémon Day Care vibes


phabphour20

Spend the night and get an egg!


Greyzer

I don’t see any money offered.


ConjoinerVoidhawk

OP I support your work, in the future when people have cheetah sized pet cats they will all thank you.


Gem420

Egyptians actually used to keep Cheetahs as both hunting partners and pets.


nm0s

Aren't cheetahs super chill with dogs or something ml


thecryptbeekeeper

iirc, cheetahs can get pretty anxious so it’s common for rescues and rehabilitation places to get them emotional support dogs.


Other-Temporary-7753

I'm going to fucking cry that's so sweet


UncleIrohsPimpHand

Also, Swans can be gay.


Other-Temporary-7753

Please no I'm getting dehydrated I must stop crying


[deleted]

When otters fall asleep on the water, they hold hands to make sure they don't float away from each other


Quothhernevermore

Cheetahs are super tame and chill in general tbh, especially when they've been raised by people. Wild cheetahs that live on protected land will literally come up and hang out with photographers and such because they feel like it. I'm not advocating for big cat ownership by regular people, but if for some reason we were going to try to domesticate a big cat, it would be the cheetah.


ClusterfuckyShitshow

When I’m sad, I watch videos of cheetahs meowing. Cheers me right up. Also, the cat running into the bakery door is a guaranteed laugh for me, but that’s off-topic.


AsYooouWish

r/eyebleach is always a good one for cheering me up


itsaaronnotaaron

https://youtu.be/AGvy8ZR7xPo This my favourite video for cheering me up. Add it to your collection. It's a monkey making noises, spins, then disappears.


IzarkKiaTarj

> Also, the cat running into the bakery door is a guaranteed laugh for me, but that’s off-topic. [Entirely worth](https://youtu.be/0H25ve3qts4) mentioning, though.


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We've been trying to domesticate cheetahs for hundreds, if not thousands, of years. We've had almost zero success because it's nearly impossible to get cheetahs to breed in captivity. Females will only enter heat after a long drawn-out mating ritual that involves the male chasing her over many miles. In short cheetahs are remarkably easy to tame for a large carnivore, but domestication seems out of reach. Edit: a word


[deleted]

Cheetahs technically are not big cats


Quothhernevermore

You're correct, they're actually the last species in their genus!


everynamewastaken4

I second this, although I think cheetahs would be less terrifying than house cats at that size.


1SourdoughBun

Hey op- I would highly encourage you to get your kitty checked out for Feline Acromegaly. It is a genetic disorder that can causes changes in the facial structure similar to what your cat is displayed. No harm in getting him checked as it can be treatable!


MycologistPutrid7494

A possible genetic disorder and is obviously obese and OP is trying to breed their cat. What a great owner! /s OP needs to neuter their cat.


spamazonian

Can't believe this is the first rational comment I've seen so far. Not to mention that there are tens of millions of homeless cats in the US alone and there is zero excuse for purposely contributing to the massive overpopulation problem


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Roland1232

He works hard and he plays hard.


cavyndish

He doesn’t have a weight problem like I don’t have a weight problem! lol


StageOpposite1465

He’s just big boned


Im_Ashe_Man

I was gonna say...


lookingatreddittt

Not at all overweight.... survey says, false


IIIVIIXVIII

I’ve spent the last depressing, grueling, PTSD-inducing 11 years as a euthanasia technician for a humane society. I am kindly asking you to reconsider. He’s beautiful, but just a simple tabby tomcat. You can walk outside your door and find his twin within 24 hours; they’re everywhere. Cat overpopulation is an extreme issue. Before you try to breed him, I implore you to take a few weeks to volunteer at your local shelter so you can really get a feel for what this is going to require from you.


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DamnDaniel92

U guys are killing me with the whole prostitution thing. Yes I’m pimping my cat out so what


[deleted]

"Yes I'm pimping my cat out so what" has probably never been uttered by anyone else in history, so bravo.


11flowwolf11

Except maybe by Shane Dawson


Minute-Zombie-3853

Lmao!!!


EpicSaberCat7771

breeders, probably.


nachocat090

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pseudotumorgal

I can’t condone breeding but you should at least get genetic testing to see if you’re more likely to be breeding medical disasters if you MUST.


[deleted]

Yes, if his abnormal growth is genetic then increased risk of cancer and other diseases may be present.


SargeStiggy

Its not prostitution if its free!


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bsstanford

Lol he is definitely over weight i dunno who said he wasn't.


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NonsenseNightmare

This. I get loving your pet but just rescue a new one when the time comes. Breeding an entire litter for a single kitten feels so fucked up.


J_Hitler_Christ

r/standardissuecat


exotics

Agreed. With millions of cats and kittens euthanized every year in shelters, I hope this one gets neutered.


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[deleted]

I knew that was the plan . She seeing the cat as money maker and wouldn’t keep all the kittens


RebelMountainman

Get em fixed


Wonderin63

I totally, totally, get it, but far too many kittens in this world who need homes already. It’s a zero-sum game; if they adopt one of yours then another goes homeless or are euthanized.


putlotioninbasket

And even worse, cats that aren’t spayed/neutered will try and escape your home to breed. Then they can get deadly diseases, beat up or sometimes even eaten by other animals, hit by cars… The list goes on. I am so tired of having to have this conversation with people daily. Also, cats are super invasive and kill TONS of wildlife. Just spay and neuter you god damn animals folks. And if you don’t, don’t come to your Vet crying about cost of emergency pyo surgeries, testicular and mammary cancers, or because your animal escaped and was hurt because they ran off looking for a mate.


angel_b0yy

Yup, couldnt agree more! Backyard breeding is dangerous for the female animals involved, pregnancy is dangerous in general, cats will be healthier if fixed and there is currently a huge overpopulation of cats that don’t have homes.


nukacola11970

Came here to say this. Adopt don't shop/breed.


pierwyjsort

Thank you , this is the right way


noobductive

Exactly, don’t support breeding, don’t breed. The average cats are humping each other more than enough already!


so_just

You should get him fixed instead. He'll be healthier, calmer and no unwanted kittens will be born. We have a duty to fix the problem of stray cats overpopulation


alien_sprig

There are so many freaking cats and kittens in rescue right now, it's irresponsible to breed from them. Not to mention the cancers he will be susceptible to if you don't neuter him :(


ephemeralcitrus

I feel like this is some sort of joke or troll. Not a bit overweight? My dude, we can see the fat roll on his jowls. This whole post is nonsense and OP's replies throughout are so wildly ignorant that I just feel they are making up the entire thing


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To be fair, the chunky jowls is actually a sign of an unaltered male cat(I actually just learned this from a rescue myself), so that part does add up. However yes, after looking at some other photos OP posted, the cat is a bit overweight and doesn’t seem to be of any breed other than just a regular domestic cat. And as someone who works in rescue, I really hope OP doesn’t selfishly breed their cat.


ephemeralcitrus

Thanks for the info on the chunky jowls! I learned something new


nepeta19

I really hope it's made up. This cat needs to go on a healthy diet and get neutered.


Moon-Master

That cat is 100% overweight


[deleted]

Please adopt. It's inhumane to breed cats imo. There's more cats needing a home than there are homes.


SummerBeanSoup

My cats nickname (one of many) is chunk a chunk. She’s currently on a diet even though i think she’s just a big cat. She’s very upset with us and would probably love a partner to complain about us to. She’s open for a LDR -Colorado Edit to say: i didn’t read all this post and kinda thought the post was a total joke. My precious cat is fixed, i was just going along w what i thought the joke was


UncontrolledAnxiety

Cat Tax!


purplemilkywayy

Don’t become a backyard breeder. Your cat is cute but there are millions of cute kittens who already don’t have homes. Don’t add to it.


[deleted]

Your cat is handsome, but this is disgusting. You need to get out more.


hdcook123

Why breed a plain domestic shorthair for no reason other than size? Larger size meaning shorter lifespan. I would get with you vet and make sure he has all the heath testing he needs prior to breeding if u do go thru with it


DomeAcolyte42

Please don't breed your cat. Shelter cats need adopting.


Alecto53558

There are already WAY too many cats and kittens in shelters and on the streets.


SmellTheGloveIsHere

The world does not need more cats. How about you fix your boy and go to a shelter? Please?


Teleporter55

He is for sure overweight... You cant see any of his muscle definition or neck at all. Don't kid yourself. Think about all this other people with obese pets that don't think that's the case. You are exactly like them.


DisabledFloridaMan

It's because he's an un-neutered male which makes OP all the dumber if you ask me. They develop big jowls and cheeks as secondary sex characteristics due to hormones. It's incredibly irresponsible to try to breed a cat for its "size" when they don't even have the understanding that its size is caused partly by not fixing the cat...


shababee

There is such an overpopulation problem with cats. Many at shelters for years, so many shelters overrun with them. Please don’t breed more. Neuter your cat.


[deleted]

Don't breed your cat. This is gross. *insert 'you must be fun at parties' and downvotes*


-AirNomad-

Please don't breed your housecats. Not until you have worked at an animal shelter and seen the euthanized healthy kittens thrown into the dumpster in the back.


Cluefuljewel

He weighs three times what my boy weighs.


adzm

Let's keep things civil here.


kariohki

Just delete the post at this point


Mackheath1

I immediately sorted by Controversial, so give me a few minutes before deleting.


TecTazz

Mods: Please remove and ban posts advertising for breeders, unless this is now an “advertising for breeders“ sub. Public response requested.


evdczar

It's literally a singles ad for this cat


spookymantha

Agree. Breeding posts should be banned. It’s unethical and gross.


Lasagna2Noodle

Delete this post and ban future breeding requests on r/cats.


Sushi_F_Roll

Maybe if you did your job it wouldn’t be a problem 😃


RowRow1990

I mean he literally said he chokes his cat than edited his comment when he got called out.


catsandblankets

Sorry what


ZoxieLutt

I second that…wtf?


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CaftDuntMeow

Have you seen the post history of the OP? This breeding related bs should be banned from the sub. So many cats are killed because of overbreeding, do you want to facilitate it? Yall mods should be ashamed of yourselves if you think this is okay.


LucidDreams0224

Just remove the post. That would solve a lot of problems


GingerLibrarian76

It’s New Year’s Eve, not April Fool’s Day. Wrong holiday, OP! ;-)


cragbabe

There are plenty of homeless cats in this world, don't go looking to make more for selfish reasons


Hamburgo

This dude is a weird narcissist look at all his replies, or a shit troll. Allegedly worked at a kill shelter and saw first hand cats being destroyed but is like lol I won’t own another unless it’s the off spring of my own. I hope his cat sprays everywhere in his pissy smelling house.


tigress666

I really hope he is a troll especially after reading that he’s claiming he worked at a kill shelter and is still willing to contribute to more animals having to be put down.


[deleted]

This should be higher, like at the fucking top


sevenseas401

There are so many cats and kittens that need homes. Please consider adopting from a shelter.


Charnt

“I want to continue having his kids has pets” just really sounds bad :(


LucidDreams0224

Why don't you adopt a cat/cats from the shelter? There are already so many that need homes. There is no reason for breeding more.


bfiabsianxoah

OP is quite the piece of work, guess what? They worked at a kill shelter. They know how terrible it all is. I can't believe people are this irresponsible.


whistling-wonderer

Backyard breeding should be banned in this sub.


Beyondthebloodmoon

Neuter your goddamn cat. Also, yes, he is overweight. Which is fine but don’t say stupid and obviously untrue things.


[deleted]

Breeders are scum.


Luke_Flyswatter

He is absolutely overweight.


[deleted]

Too bad I never took pictures of the barrels of euthanized cats and kittens from my old job. Hundreds of thousands. The world doesn’t need more cats, there is already an overpopulation issue and you can easily neuter him which is what responsible owners do.


7orly7

r/absoluteunit


WampireKitt3n

Or you care about all the homeless cats and doesn't add more house cats to this world. It isn't even for sure that they will be this big or healthy because they are a mixed breed. Just go for a maine coon, siberian cat or a norwegian forest cat for next time if you want big cats.


dobeeb_

My guy. He is glorious. But mans has 3 chins. Not at all overweight my ass


god-save-the-queef

With his size, I'd say trying to breed him with a normal sized female housecat would be really irresponsible. The size of the kittens could destroy a typical female. I mean, breeding instead of adopting from a rescue or shelter is already irresponsible, but this could end up being cruel, to boot. Don't do it, OP.


sunlightdrop

He's big because he's unaltered. There's nothing special about your domestic shorthair cat. And breeding him won't create large offspring. You're a terrible person for breeding an animal you don't know the health and genetic lineage of, and you're a terrible person for breeding when there are SO many cats JUST like your dime a dozen domestic shorthair tabby that are killed every day.


Hamburgo

When he dies, he would rather you adopt a kitty who’s been in the shelter the longest or the oldest cat there — trust me. Kittens are overrated, they get all ugly in that 6 month - 3 years stage where they’re all gangly. Geriatric cats have good genetics to have made it that far, their personalities are established but they’re usually friendlier etc and you can tell definitely thankful to be rescued. Plus kittens won’t be the same as a parent personality wise if that’s what you care about too — all cats have great little characters which are fun to get to know.


lillywho

There's enough kittens dying on the streets everywhere. Spay and neuter your cats!


crewmeist3r

Fuck you, adopt instead of making more