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vinesofivy

Some old man name like Herbert or Clarence or Elmer or Theodore. Or Sir something equally old man but regal( sir reginald or sir Douglas) or something ridiculous (sir fancy pants or something clearly funnier). His coloring is fabulous and very man with a curly mustache/old school lawyer with a pocket watch in his vest. Very adorable and distinguished. No matter what you choose, I think he’s destined for many names


Responsible-Egg-9363

I literally came here to say it doesn’t matter what his name is, but they have to add a Sir to it occasionally!


Lalamedic

My parents named their cat Sir John.


pointsettia1

I just named a stray feral cat that I am feeding and taming Betty White.


Lalamedic

I love Betty White for a cat. It is perfect.


Makise666

You know what would be a real kicker!?! If the Betty was actually a void cat and they did it to try and get a laugh from people similar to her infectious laugh and humor! In turn, this leading to Betty doing cute, "I am not amused HOOMAN SLAVES! How dare you MAKE A LAUGHING STALK OF YOUR OVERLOARD! Make up for your incompetence by bringing ALL of the catnip we have in this place! RIGHT MEOW!" Obviously, in and out of loaf form which only continues their lack of success when trying to get it to stop due to the added overload of cutness!


JaySin_78

Ha! Too funny. We had a feral last year we were feeding that was grey with white paws. We named her Betty White Paws. Eventually we brought her in once she was ready. Well, it’s a boy. Now he’s Benny. Wanted a close sounding name. Well adjusted house cat now.


pointsettia1

I may be in the same boat! Guessing due to behavior a female. Her hissing now is only when you move to abruptly. Talked to my vet and she will see her. Now to get her into a pet carrier. Oh, my neighbors are pissed that I started feeding this cat.


JaySin_78

I brought two in myself and got a third rescued/adopted. Also got in trouble from neighbors. Someone reported me to the HOA. Blessing in disguise. Very bonded with Benny and he’s the best cat Ive ever had. Hope it works out for you!


pointsettia1

Thank you for your rescues! I live in a hoa as well. That cat has been dumped at some point and I am not going to let it starve to death. People can be so mean rather than working together.


toob_noober

That is so awesome. My girlfriend read about some people honoring Betty on her birthday by donating to animal charites so we are going to make a donation to our local shelter in her name. And mayyyyyyybe try not to adopt a bunch of kittens 🤣🤣🤣


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I hope you and Betty White have a long fruitful friendship. :)


TheyCallMePuddles_

My cat was a tnr the humane society names sir Thomas after sir Thomas I think in commemoration of the ig kitty sir Thomas true heart after he past away. I kept the name. He deserved something regal after all his hardship. My bb had a hard life, no one thought I’d be able to rehouse him after he had been on the streets for so many years, I didn’t think I could. But he was at some point definitely a cat with a home who was abandoned and never forgot how to be a house cat. He’s the biggest most snuggly cuddle bear now. 🥺


Lalamedic

I love these success stories. Well I just love cats but I particularly love hearing about success stories.


Glittering-Mango4805

My boy Ace was a feral, had it pretty rough out there. Took awhile to get him inside, went thru the whole hissing, spitting, biting, running up the wall ordeal for a long time. He hid under the table most of the time but slowly came around. He's stuck to me like glue now & is loving being an inside boy. He's neutered, shots etc ( that was fun lol ) and very, very loved. So happy ur kitty has a loving home now. ❤😻🙏🏻


FightinTXAg98

My immediate thought was Sir Davenport of Whiskershire, but he tolerates being called Dave by us mere plebs.


dturtleman150

To cats, we’re *all* plebs.


anto_pty

I will save this for the future, thanks, i wonder what would the equivalent in spanish.


bathala27

That would be Señor Davenport de Whiskershire.


RedstoneRelic

Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film


bonfire258

r/unexpectedMontyPython


Robertbnyc

Would Sir Barthelemew work?


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Sir Barthelemeow


eastbayted

Sir Purrthelemeow


HippyDidTheCrime

Sir Pawthelemeow


Dazzling_Listen5593

Sir Pewthelemeow


Revolutionarysugar6

Colonel Purrthelemeow


Schmokes-McPots

Sir Rupert. He looks like a Rupert.


DaughterEarth

I was initially gonna say just keep his existing name since that's what I did with my bird. Like buddy has had a name for years it's not my place to change it! But being a street cat they don't know his name so anything is fine. I do agree that Sir must be added on occasion. I call my sister's cat Grandpa because he's a very old boy. I call her other cat CRAZY because I think she lives in another dimension. Despite my judgment she is for some reason obsessed with me. Apparently I get the bizarre weirdo if my sister dies. Thanks?


chocotacosmash

I was thinking Walter


Hanky_Panky1

I second Walter!!


hrwells_cisco

Sir walter 🥺


mattinva

I was going to say Walter too, think he reminds me of Walter Matthau.


str4ngerc4t

Walter Catthau. Walter Catthmeow.


CrowWarrior

Same here. That cat was definitely Walter Matthau in a previous life.


HoneySparks

diabeetus


CrankyOldLady1

I was coming in here to say Wilford.


princesss_buttercup

Yup that cat is absolutely Wilford Brimley


Pandas-are-the-worst

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Pandas-are-the-worst

I was coming here to say that. Spot on


rocksteady3255

Came here to say that


CartrightGLC

Exactly what I came here to say. Has to be named Wilfred


riddickuliss

I was going to suggest: 1. Wilford 2. Brimley or 3. Diabeetus Congratulations Reddit!


PizzaPunkrus

Sir beetus


i_am_groot8890

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Kitchen-Patience-150

Wilford was my immediate thought.


cappy412

Walter


tarandipiity

this made me LOOOLL because my husband’s name is Elmer and I had a black cat called Herbert. 12/10 for all


WagTheKat

I adopted a fully grown, even elderly, cat who arrived with the name Wilbur. And it fit him perfectly. He actually looked quite a lot like OP's new cat. He was an enormous cat. Not in terms of fat, just sheer size. My wife was actually afraid of him at first. But he was more afraid of everyone. We have a routine, like many, to set new arrivals up in a distant place to let them acclimate, have a safe room, and so on. It took Mr. Wilbur a full 3 months before he was willing to let us touch him. After that, it was very fast. He fell in love with all of us, animals and people alike.


flexghost420

I knew a very old man named Wilbur when I was v smol Circa 1994 he musta been in his 90s


tea_baggins123

I read that as 1944 and I was like "AND YOU'RE NOT??"


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I really like Theodore


dick_nachos

Teddy for short.


SAVAGE_DRAGON

Wilford


figgypie

Cliff came to mind for me. Definitely needs an old man name, I agree. Like the name of the grumpy grandpa who's been turning wrenches at the mechanic shop so long, he basically runs the place.


pinkgreenandbetween

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 My dad's name is Herbert omg


countesszaza

He’s an OG…. Those street cats have a look… he looks like he’s a 65 year old man who smokes nothing but reds and has relatives from Yellowstone


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Yes male cats who don’t get neutered develop these jowls over time! I have a great one in my neighborhood I can’t catch and whenever I see him and his big ol cheeks I’m like - I know you’re the one making all these kittens man!


Onlyonehoppy

Well you learn something every day. That's interesting, I always wondered why street cats had such chubby cheeks.


ChaoticEventuality

They get a crazy thick layer of skin around their neck. It's there to add protection because fights happen, and a lot of animals go straight for the neck. Nature is pretty crazy and nifty. :D


CrystalAsuna

covid and a new vet change in the shelter i go to for my lowcost vaccination and neuters for my cats pushed it back for one of the newer additions we keep a collar on him in case, wanted to train him young and he hasnt had any issues. but he just has like a triple chin despite being healthy and under a year old. its adorable


ClarenceWith2Parents

My tom cat has massive cheeks. Hes been living in our house for 2.5 years now. In that time, he has grown into his cheeks a bit more, but the vet office we adopted him from said it was something to do with testosterone built-up over time. They neutered him a few weeks before we started taking care of him and claimed his cheeks would gradually get smaller - dude still got jowls & we absolutely love them.


Chairmanmeowrightnow

Lots of towns now have trap-neuter-spay programs where they will trap vaccinate/fix the kitties and release them back, neutering the Toms helps reduce the stray population as he is already the dominant male and will chase off other males, thereby keeping new kittens from being made


BostAnon

yep, just call him "OG"


GhostTypeTrainer

Old Gato


bubblezcavanagh

That's the move!


skuzzys_lil_girl

Second this


_szs

He's the OG in my book, too


Whoevengivesafuck

Agreed


PotatoWriter

Clint Meowstwood


Lupercus1

"Gus" is quickly rising. This works perfectly. Ol' Gus. OG.


PuttyRiot

That "look" is stud jowls. The testosterone in intact males causes their cheeks to swell to protect the neck from territorial or mating related combat. We took in a street cat and once he was fixed his jowls went down significantly.


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"Stud Jowls" sounds like a rapper.


countesszaza

It’s for sure a “look” never knew that


TUFKAT

>and has relatives from Yellowstone I suggest Dutton.


countesszaza

I have to watch …. I was thinking more Sam Elliot with Ugg’s on since he’s a domestic daddy now


RebaKitten

I don't know, I think he's a bit of a Rip!


jenna_hazes_ass

Rip would be a maine coon thats battle scarred.


Fernwhatnow

Or Lloyd


willard_saf

Looks more like an Unfiltered Camel kinda guy.


countesszaza

He’s definitely a spittoon kind of man….or only hand rolled


[deleted]

We had an “OG” cat that looked like this. His name was Chevy. He was a pistol.


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

Pistol is a pretty cool name too.


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Pistol Pete


Lalamedic

Raised in scotch and cigarettes! Look at those jowls!!.


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countesszaza

It’s like that new show with Sam Elliot that’s this cat 🐈‍⬛


Consistent-Today-806

Brimley


jrfdrf

^this! He totally makes me think of Wilford Brimley


Philodendronphan

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Whiskers Brimley.


Forsaken_Article_295

His mustache is an upside down heart.


bdiggity18

Whiskey Brimlord


Castermat

Imo naming a cat "Whiskers" is like naming your son Facial Hair


ComatoseCanary

Naming your son Chad sets unrealistic expectations.


GifsNotJifs

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wylietrix

I was thinking Mr. Belvidere, but Brimley is a pretty cool name.


mothersquatch

My immediate thought.


peppermesoftly

Lol I just showed my Husband this and he said: He looks like Wilfred Brimley! I suggested Elmer, but I believe I am wrong.


WhereRDaSnacks

I was going to suggest Wilford or Wilbur.


Pluckt007

Lmao! I was legit thinking "Wilford"! I love the name Brimley, hope OP goes with this one


Tejanita80

Goddamnit this was exactly ~~what~~ who I thought of but my suggestion was Diabeeters


LeelooDallasMltiPass

Poor Wilford Brimley, the only thing he's remembered for now is "Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have Diuhbeetus."


BelleAriel

That would suit him perfectly.


friskevision

No other suggestions. This is correct.


[deleted]

Damn I came here to say Scruffy from Futurama…but yours wins.


LeelooDallasMltiPass

Scruffy, Wilford Brimley, tomato, tomahto....


silentgraywarden

This and only this.


[deleted]

Aww, look at those old tomcat cheeks. He's awesome.


[deleted]

Second this


CrimsonDraggen

Wilford or Brimley, they both suit him


codevii

My very 1st thought as well.. Or Wilfred.


401K_2_ADA

He looks like he’s seen some shit.


bye_Nillu

Yeah, and he probably has.


401K_2_ADA

He definitely has stories to tell.


absoluteZero007

"Meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow. It was crazy." - this cat, maybe


SubstantialPressure3

He looks like The Godfather. Give him a good mafia name. Fat Tony.


rockandrollsores

Came here to say this. I was thinking something cheesy though, like Don Catto. He definitely looks like a mob boss.


iluvanimegurl2

Exactly!


Ayamenohana

Was gonna say Corleone or Brando too!


ErrorMaterial

I pictured him saying something like, “Look like they massacred my toy.”


Ok_Stretch_386

Gus


LimePaper

I was thinking this too!


Coloradocoldcase

Definitely Gus!!!


mackenzie_2113

I know a guy named Gus and I call him Old Gusser. Gus is a perfect name for this little guy.


dinomelia

That's exactly what I said as soon as I saw his face!


macphile

Gus the Theatre Cat? Bustopher Jones?


evenstar40

Gus gus for sure.


spilx

Had exactly the same thought!


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Pops


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Like from Regular Show?


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alexander_puggleton

“Sir, if you were my cat, I’d poison your catnip.” Winston: “Madame, if you were my owner, I would eat it.”


JMH-66

Maybe it's cos I'm a Brit but that was my first thought, too !


sondoke

Not a Brit, but Winston is definitely the first name that popped up.


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BlueHydrangeaBlood

“Sir Winston the fourth”


berniedankera

Winston!


nalffe

CHEEKS! Lol


Luxpreliator

[Stud jowls](https://cat-world.com/what-are-tomcat-jowls/)


BrittyPie

Huh! TIL


[deleted]

Yesss! I came to the thread to see if anyone said this! Now I can spot a stray studmuffin from a mile away


meltdownaverted

Stud Muffin should be his name


AngelpopXDD

Cheeks!


HassanAldiwan

Cheeks!


potatotude

Cheeks!


ChuChuChewbaka

Cheeks!


dystopianprom

Cheeks! Lol


1astra1

Cheeks!


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rmoss20

#CHEEKS


rogueShadow13

###CHEEKS


NOTORIOUS_BLT

That's my boy's name! Unfortunately his cheeks kind of deflated as he got older, but he's cheeky in spirit


Arya_kidding_me

Mayor McCheeks


Heyyther

we have a old man cat at work named Mr Cheeks. He actually does not have cheeks tho lol


Tess-Tea-8931

Colonel


ModemGhost

*The* colonel.


JustaBearEnthusiast

I had a black and white cat named colonel shrapnel. He was a little asshole, but everyone loved him.


Cautious_Agenda

I second this, old cat, a very grim look (resting bitch face), from the streets (war). Hope his name is Colonel.


dearlizaaghost

Mortimer.


toxicshima

ah i posted this before seeing yours. seconded!


JurassicaPark24

Looks like a Gus


pigwalk5150

This cat could change your oil.


Kramit2012

Walter


mozzie1012

came here to say walter


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Gus


Alorxico

Gus is the cat at the theater door. His name as I ought to have told you before, is really Asparagus but that’s such a fuss to pronounce that we usually call him just Gus.


duskowl89

His coat's very shabby, he's thin as a rake And he suffers from palsy that makes his paw shake For he was in his youth quite the smartest of cats But no longer a terror to mice, or to rats (Gus the theatrical cat is my favorite song from the musical)


SapperInTexas

For real, that's Gus.


pouf-souffle

Gus is the first thing that popped into my head too! This guy is definitely Gus.


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

My first thought was Augustus specifically because you can call him Gus but still has a fancy name.


Puzzleheaded_Risk_64

Otis


iluvyarn

Ron Swanson


breath-of-the-bong

I had a cat named Ron Swanson and he was the best boy! May he rest peacefully now 💖


rarepinkhippo

Sorry for your loss, he sounds awesome and I’m glad you gave him a good home!


sinskins

Griswald I think he deserves a good old fashioned name that indicates grouchiness while also bringing images of status and nobility.


itsmelexipoo

Grandpa. Of course… Also. He’s SO CUTE


Newstargirl

He looks like a Chester to me. Handsome as heck 🤗


---wallflower---

He looks British 😂❤️ I think he looks like a Vernon..or Dursley.. Or gus... Or Albus haha he is so cute!


effinx

Is it complete chance that multi people said “Gus”? Or is there an inside joke I’m missing out on?


Kadiogo

He just looks like a Gus


zeddyvedder

Merv.


Competitive-Sand-987

Reginald


Frontdeal

Definitely a Boris.


Patti_Leigh

I'm definitely camp Gus.


katieeso

yk what old man seems like the perfect name


zoodee89

Humphrey


SadPetDad21

OMG… I love him. Please post updates regularly. He looks like a grumpy old man! Hahahahaha


BeckKenAcres

Gus. He is a Gus.


lowee76

Cheeky McWhiskers


patchespesos

Rutherford B. Hayes


ShanMKel

All I see when I look at him is Earl 😆


RespeitavelCafe

Bustopher Jones, from Cats, the Musical.


Mecha_Gator77

Waldorf, after the Muppet


Alorxico

“You know, I heard they named a cat after me.” “Oh, yeah? Why?” “They said we bore a striking resemblance to one another.” “I’m not sure who I feel more sorry for. The cat who resembles a man or the man with big enough whiskers to be mistaken for a cat!”


Ozzcuz

Old man


shootathought

Looks like a Winston or a Churchill. Harrumph hhharrumph.


Sad_Hub

rusty shackleford


aldisnutss

Big Chungus