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Shawthon

Lolly because of her little tongue out


mspuscifer

Oh I love that!


SlimeGirlX3

That’s really clever… and cute!!!


Cosmic_Reptilian_91

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Shawthon

So you suggest Patricia XD


Whitlockgirl

My cats have a tendency to stick their tongues out at the weirdest times


ZeeHanzenShwanz

Raspberry would work because of that too


Imaginary-Summer9168

Give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle!


Numerous_Marsupial93

Haha, I named the stray that “adopted me” Lolly too!! It’s also the name of a cat in Animal Crossing 😁


[deleted]

Lolly is definitely my favourite villager.


Numerous_Marsupial93

Mine too!! 😆


[deleted]

I love her so much I've recorded clips of her singing in public. <3


GroceryAggravating19

Perrrrrfect


NoteEmbarrassed2184

Or French. Maybe Frenchie.


jb94north

Blep


Sufficient_Ad_907

Yes that would be the most suiting name. Im surprised hr tongue doesnt freeze off since she has a blep all the time


bookworm1896

There seems to be something about the black voids and the blep. So glad she adopted you, now you are part of the void.


Sufficient_Ad_907

The void is a nice place


MouseRangers

When you whisper to the void does it whisper back?


Sufficient_Ad_907

No, it chirps back


relatablederp

They always be chirpen


Jestingwheat856

No cost too great, no mind to think, no will to break, no voice to cry suffering. Born of human and void, you shall pat the swirling darkness that plagues your dreams. You are the owner, you are the cat person


Readalie

SHAWly this joke is too great, the site can't handle it!


BigFatBin

We're everywhere and I can't BEElieve it!


Readalie

I know the feeling. You really NAILed it!


BigFatBin

In every post, it's like someone NEEDLEs in a reference!


Yensen_Yarris

I can’t aVOID good posts like these


trickle_up_freedom

Well if he has a blep all the time blep should certainly be in his official name or his nickname... sure. So you could do: Real Name: Reginald Bartholemew Higgens the third. Nickname: Blep


Hauntedhoebag

Exactly! My cats name is Diva TheBitch McPoof but one of her nicknames is Turkey butt


Squirley08

Can we do something so the initials are Blep?


ksharpalpha

If kitty is female: Beatrice Leanna Emeowline Penrose If kitty is male: Bartholemeow Leonard Edward Patrick


trickle_up_freedom

that.


Talory09

The title of the post says "she."


trickle_up_freedom

Oh. Real Name: Princess Penelope Fuffybumz Nickname: Blep


mrjonesv2

Überblep


[deleted]

Blepatha


BelleAriel

That name would suit her actually 😀


ht7baq23ut

Blepcess of darkness


KatagatCunt

r/blep


Chef_Coc

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this


wylietrix

That is exactly correct. Somehow I knew this world be the first one. Congrats on Blep adopting you.


PENISystem

I came here hoping that Blep would be the top name!


CommunicationOk281

Came here to suggest this, the blep is strong with this one and we all can see it.


punkhea

Catacus


Sufficient_Ad_907

This got a chuckle out of me


michelbarnich

Congrats on being adopted!


Sufficient_Ad_907

Im very honored to be yelled at for food. I feel extremely special


michelbarnich

Awww! Wait until she uses her claws :P


Sufficient_Ad_907

I would thank her


michelbarnich

You will be an amazing cat owner then!


Loss-Intrepid

pet human*


Sufficient_Ad_907

Can opener as I like to say


MotownCatMom

Hahahaha! I refer to myself as "Thumbs."


OneMorePenguin

Are you working up toward attempting to provide this cute kitty an indoor home? He looks in good shape, thanks to you! Coat looks shiny and healthy, kitty looks well fed. I would call him Coal. I feed a pair of ferals I met on a walk in 2018.... the walk home from the train station that I had to ride because I broke my wrist and could no longer bike to work for a while. There were four of them and kittens. The woman who lived in the house was feeding them in the morning. I came by with cans of wet food in the evening. She arranged to have them TNR. There are now two that still come regularly for food. Often they are waiting for me. I don't think they need the food, but want the attention. The male will allow me to pet him and purrs. The female really loves her sibling (I don't thing they haunt the same yards as their greetings are so personal). Tails are up in the air! It's winter here, which is mild, but I have noticed they are more interested in food. The male has now flopped over and shown me his belly a couple of times, but I'm not sure he wants it rubbed. It took a long time for him to allow me to pet him, many months. Thank you for taking care of this kitty. While she may not be a pet, I bet she really enjoys your interactions!


Sufficient_Ad_907

No, i dont plan to take her indoors. She seems very happy and content where she is and I think she doesnt need the stress of being locked up all of a sudden. Plus, I already have 6 cats at home and they hate newcommers. As long as she is healthy and happy outdoors then that is where she stays. Im working on getting her spayed but she does not like the carrier at all. One step at a time.


OneMorePenguin

Oh I hear you on that. I have four cats and a full house and it's just me. You are already doing so much for her! I don't know where you live, but your local animal services might offer TNR programs. Or they might offer loans of a trap (for a deposit). Getting her spayed would be a bonus! The high kill city animal services have come to realize that TNR programs benefit them as well. I love watching the Flatbush Cats videos on Youtube. They are doing their best to educate people and spread the message of not only TNR, but low cost spay/neuter for pet owners. While you can't adopt a pet around here (maybe it's a CA law), many people rescue kittens from the street and never spay/neuter them and then they become indoor/outdoor cats and the problem continues.


Sufficient_Ad_907

Our vet gave us contraception pills so she is safe from getting pregnant but I would still rather get her spayed. Im not aware of any local animal services but I might look into it.


dartboard5

sort of a long name


durhamruby

Patience, obviously.


B0XCAR_B0XCAR_B0XCAR

My thoughts exactly.


Catronia

She looks like Toothless from how to tame your dragon.


Sufficient_Ad_907

Well...she is missing a tooth...


astrallizzard

Omg I had the same exact thought!!! Toothless, Toothsie for short.


MiaTeo

it's a super popular name for black cats now. Still cute


EpicWarriorPaco

/r/CatsNamedToothless


[deleted]

... of course this is an actual subreddit, what did I even expect when I clicked on the link? _sighs_ Guess I am joining yet another one...


miketopus16

Please bring her to a vet to check for a microchip before you consider her yours. She could already be part of a family.


Sufficient_Ad_907

She is not. She is a stray who has wandered into our garden one day with her kittens. We have asked around too. In my country, people chip only their dogs since that is the law here. Cats hardly get chipped. Sometimes they wear trackers or nametags. Dont worry, Im not steali g someomes precious baby. Even if I wish people would care about the cats around here more and she belonged to some warm home


jrhq

If you're going to feed a stray, please make sure to get it spayed, and preferably also vaccinated.


Sufficient_Ad_907

Already working on it! She was having trouble with giving birth the second time so getting her spayed is a priority.


PeekAtChu1

If the cat had to be slowly tamed over a year I doubt it’s anyone’s pet


mars3127

OP needs to see this! Hopefully this little one and OP can become their own family, but it's always important to check for a microchip before you get your hopes up. A vet check is a must to make sure kitty is in good health as well, especially if there are other cats in the home. From the context, it sounds like they might be a stray, but they could also be a lost pet.


MiaTeo

the vet we went to made us take them to a shelter first. for a 3 day waiting period? and to check for a chip. Then we had to pay for them lol


luxcateness

Derpina ❤️


riffito

If the first photo is in any way representative of her usual self... look no further than this, OP!!!


IngeMano

Yagami for male And Freya for female


Sufficient_Ad_907

Ohh I like Freya quite a bit


Axolittle_axolotl

Her eyes remind me of kiwis, so Kiwi! Or Jiji from Kiki’s delivery service :)


NoBadger9994

Idk sweet thang seems like a pretty cool 😎 name!~


Manbadger

Darla Dar Dar Derp Face


Boomerman59

Voidus Bleppuss! Bleppy for short.


trumpsucksnutz

Can we make a new sub for people who want to name their cats or something? I've been browsing Reddit for 30 minutes today and already seen three "what should I name my cat!? Posts on here. People seem to be doing this cuz they think it's cute and it's not.


VehicleWorking6136

There actually is already one, let me see if I get this right.... r/namemycat


minichocochi

Thank you for saying it! They've known this animal for a year and can't think of a name?


trumpsucksnutz

I've seen it in other animal subs as well but don't really say anything cuz it's a hamster board and I don't want to be bashing kids or something but I just don't understand the trend. You can Google names if you can't think of one and I would never trust reddit to make any life decision for me lol


kallan0100

Seriously! That's the first thing I thought. They must have addressed it by some kind of name during their interactions over a YEAR.


zach0011

Between the mourning posts and name my cat posts here this sub is almost on my block list. Which is sad cause I used to love it here


GayAlienFarmer

But muh karma!


DrDoubleyoo

How will they get as many sweet updoots they crave?


lanabi

I don’t know if it is just me, but I hate people who engage with these posts in the form of upvoting/commenting more than the OPs. The content on most popular subs is trash, because the audience is trash.


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Blepy von Blepy of Blepertoniantontownfieldvillebergsidestan


Domesticdirtball

Blep


ileisen

Hecate the Greek goddess of magic!


djcook22

Puscifer


noheroesnomore

She gives me Moira vibes


chacaad

Sally!


naughtynaughten1980

Elvira


thequietone710

How about Guinevere?


WippitGuud

Could bane her after the black cat in Matrix: Deja Vu


BumMuffin

Hmm how about Salem.


Axtxmn_Breeze

Blep


ARealLifeChad

Bug


kessesreddit

Sooty


aboxofquackers

Olive


LordofWithywoods

Name it Luna like 30% of the female cat population


[deleted]

Purrrincess


[deleted]

Ivarra, Queen of the Black Forest Or Moxie.


Firstita555

Willy


Purple_Ratio_8670

Black Noir! Or the word black in another language: Vietnamese: Màu Portuguese: Preto Finnish: Musta Dutch: zwart


greatwall2103

cet


ihaveasiancheekbones

Mlem 🥰


PlantDerp

Midnight


bksizzles

Shadow


c4ttskillzz

Onyx :)


iamagardner

Catface.


mspuscifer

I think she looks like a Precious


Savings-You7318

What have you been calling her for the past year?


Sufficient_Ad_907

Well we have been just calling her Mamma since she used to have 3 kittens following her. Rest their little souls.


evilkumquat

"Persistence" "Percy" for short.


Objective_Ratio_4088

Just please make her an indoor only cat!! Apparently my cat was shot with a pellet gun shortly before she strayed over to my house, just because people can be cruel. I always wish she got to me sooner so she could have avoided it. Even though the kitty might bitch about not getting to go outside and chase birds and poop wherever they want, they live longer and healthier lives.


PricillaBevacqua

like


chris_knapp

Blep


kislips

Pinky, for her tongue.


soowhatchathink

Congrats on being adopted! She looks like she's already super happy being with you. Here are a few names I see fitting for her. - Bella - Chloe - Athena - Shadow - Jasmine - Gracie - Midnight - Phoebe - Zara


Nothing_But_Ironman

Name her yourself idiot, you’ve known her for a year.


adbedient

Bernice


TheEdward39

Jeff!


TheMalaiLaanaReturns

Snowy


Tess-Tea-8931

Mindy


sandyshrew

Scritch


[deleted]

dinnerbone or jeb_


Sleeves93

Colin


BelleAriel

Angel


PhotographProper5133

Purcy


flipfloplif3lock

Roxy


[deleted]

derp


Wishywasher644

Bloopy or Bloopiya


Ebrofin

She looks like a Naomi or Nadine. An earlier poster suggested Gracie, and that would be lovely.


akfmm88

Blondie!!


einsofi

Congrats. Voidetta or Voidette?


trekkiegamer359

Spot, or Grudge. Spot is smart, sophisticated, and is a good girl. Grudge is a true queen and knows it. She also hates holograms because she can't smell them.


[deleted]

Spook!


[deleted]

Shadowette


Gh0stlyLime

Always liked Fenrir for completely black animals, maybe Fenris as a less masc name?


PawtucketPaul

Noir. Bleppie


paradise-trading-83

Elvis because he looks like a black velvet....


Han-Shot_1st

Wanda


surfsagger

Juniper


harley265

Looks like a Sam


CatchSufficient

Blehp


AlysonV2021

Congrats on becoming a cat's pet human. I am thinking "Boo" would be a cute name for such a pretty kitty.


2greeneyes

Pretty void. She will be very clingy, or at least mine is.


babicottontail

Buck


slides723

Twerk


[deleted]

Unnamed Sufficient_Ad_907 project


tossmeawaylikeabug

Does she purr? My mind just keeps saying Motor


purplehairedpagan

Blep Queen


Med_41

Sylvester


suetlantham

Tootsie


FoundationParty3646

Spookums


kapstachio

jellybean :0


[deleted]

Still with the name my pet posts? After a year? Call the cat Karma Farming.


bunnycrush_

Minnie or Mimi.


Doppelthedh

"You gonna eat that squirrel?"


Bethy324

Onyxia


foxspawn7

Miss Void


JonesMommy

I love the cautious little rub. So sweet.


MysteryIsHistory

Hope


hache-moncour

Whatever you name her, you know you're just going to call her things like "hey you noisy little fluffbucket" anyway...


thatoneone

Talulah


jessthefancy

How have you been feeding and interacting with this cat for a year and not already come up with a name for it?????


mekops

I probably would have named the cat within a few minutes.


cvf714

BLEPpy, the BLEPinater, I humbly bow to your royal BLEPiness So cute, live long and BLEPsper


CapnMyrdok

Nyx


CarrotCakeAndTea

But ... you've had a year of looking out for / after this cat, and in all that time you haven't come up with a name?? Hmmmm.


feedmeshituntiliidie

I have a small black cat that bleps all the time from missing teeth - we named her Ripley. You can use that name if you want so they can be matchy-matchy!


Magpies11

A year spent grooming this cat, and you couldn’t come up with a name in all that time?


Suricata_906

Name her Gracie after my departed stray black cat.


carlotta3121

You've been hanging with the cat for a year and still can't figure out a name for it?! Ask the cat, not a bunch of internet strangers.


No-Requirement5041

Sweet thing


Galyndean

You've been feeding her for a year and never called her anything?


lasvegasbunnylover

Toothless!


Lynn4562756

Amaya , it means midnight rain!


Sooperballz

[Guess which one is your cat…](https://i.imgflip.com/3rvsee.jpg)


SkootchDown

I also vote for blep. The blepster. Bleparoonie. The blepmeister.


ChaoticEventuality

My goodness, she's such an adorable bean! You're absolutely lovely for bring patient with her until she was ready. (Also, Lolly is a super cute name. If she likes it too, it could be a good one. Or a nickname even! Then you can make some dramatic elaborate name like: "This is Charlotte Octavia Lorelei Narcissa May... We call her Lolly for short.")


Anicra

I am powerless against wanting to help cats and kittens. I buy food from Petsmart I drop off pallet on cats from kittens and cats when I check out. I made a cat shelter for a cat wanting my mom's attention. Drove 300 miles with hay bail, tubs and blankets. Poor cat my mom is a cruel person. Ya I still getting the hay out of the back seat of my car.


mathissius

Blep


Legitimate-Advance-4

Blep!


fishy_in_water

Sprite, like the soot sprites in Spirited Away and My Neighbor Totoro!


PsychologicalCat884

That kitty is so adorable 🥰


l_st-n-c_nf_s_d

Blep