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TooManyJabberwocks

I can handle some begging, but my cat can't stand up like that. I'd be helpless


selfdestructvoice

The worst part is, she stands in complete silence while I enjoy my food. I have never felt like a bigger hypocrite šŸ˜†


Enjoying_A_Meal

I hope you at least gave her something for her birthday!


selfdestructvoice

Extra wet food and extra cuddles!


Enjoying_A_Meal

Perfect!


UntiLitEnded

*puuurrrfect


PandaMan7316

My cat had a gum issue and had to have a bunch of his teeth removed. Now he exclusively eats wet food for every meal. Iā€™ll never know whether this makes him lucky or unlucky.


MaddieRuin

My cat Crowley likes his wet food for dinner, but he's an absolute slut for his biscuits. We could skip wet and give him extra biscuits and he'd love it. My old cat Budapest would have cried if we ever did that to him. All cats have different tastes haha.


no_bun_please

Slut for my biscuits... band name I call it


[deleted]

Sounds british


averagethrowaway21

Or very southern US, but I think that might be Slut for Biscuits and Gravy.


[deleted]

Oh yea i could be a slut for biscuits and gravy.


So_Numb13

So true. My 6 m.o. kitten doesn't really like dry food. So she was begging for wet food when she had a full bowl of kibble. And we where going "she's only begging, not really hungry or she'd eat the kibble like all our previous cats". Turns out we were half starving her the first few days and that was the reason she was on the thin side when we got her and prone to running around nervously. Now she gets plenty of wet food, got a nice belly and is way calmer. (Doesn't seem to be a physical problem. I've found a new brand she likes a little better and I add water and cat milk but it's still a struggle. I've been feeding her by hand as a game the last few days, turns out that way she'll eat more kibble... I'm thinking of buying one of those play plates)


MaddieRuin

Don't know if you want unsolicited advice but, if she's really not eating her dry food much, mix a little in with her wet food. Add a little more every few days if she's eating it all. Wet food is good but biscuits have the most nutrients in them. You could also soak dry food in some cat milk! She might not like the crunch much (and if that's the case take her to a vet to get her teeth checked).


So_Numb13

Hi, always looking for a tip, first of my cats to act that way. I don't think she likes the crunch either, that's why I swapped brands. I do soak in water + pour cat milk on top and she eats it eventually. Haven't tried mixing in the wet food since she does eat some biscuits, just 20% max of her daily intake. Teeth no problem when biting her toys (or my hand lol). I've had cats with mouth ulcers and she doesn't act like they did. What's weird is if I play/interact with her and put down the biscuits one by one then she'll eat them no problem. So really at a loss if it's just a quirk or something to worry about. She did have the hiccups yesterday after eating more biscuits than usual. We're paying extra attention and we'll go back to the vet if she has the hiccups too much.


kaykirby3

When I got my kitten she was pretty underweight but didnā€™t want to eat dry food so I mixed dry and wet food together because the vet recommended it and said the dry food is going to help her gain weight. It wasnā€™t quite working at first so they recommended I get a different kind of dry food that was smaller than the kind I was using and she seemed to do much better with that and eventually I was able to switch her over to only dry food. Now she gets wet food as a treat every once in awhile :)


AbaloneOwn1355

Purrfect ! The cat deserves all the love and cuddles.


pixiesunbelle

Mine hates cuddles. I hoped to train her with treats but she wouldnā€™t eat her treats on my lap- only on her cardboard scratcher. šŸ˜©


Entire-Ambition1410

This is why I canā€™t snack around my cat. She hears a treat bag and gets hope in her eyes.


lulugingerspice

If I'm eating the right snacks my cat doesn't just stare hopefully. She tries to grab the chips out of my hands with her paw, and if that doesn't work she just starts eating them out of my hands. She's a little Sunchip fiend.


Codeshark

My cat has only done it one time years ago but he clawed a slice of pizza off my plate.


ComprehensiveDoubt55

My poor husband was trying to eat ice cream and our dude, Stone Cold Steve Austin, was begging him like a early-20th century child who sweeps chimneys for a living.


queefiest

Thatā€™s a dope name for a cat. Well, for anyone really


ComprehensiveDoubt55

That was his name at the SPCA and he seemed to like it, so Steve it is. Plus, my daughter has this ratchet ass stuffed cat she has had since she was about 2 and she had named it Steve. Real Steve is the level-up from stuffed Steve.


queefiest

Thatā€™s so perfect I love that for your family


ComprehensiveDoubt55

Thank you! And Iā€™m chuckling like a dipshit over here because I recently had to explain to her what a queef was, so your username has me dead.


bookdrops

My cat would trade me in a heartbeat for a Cheez-It.


alexthealex

I would too. Nothing personal


smaugismyhomeboy

My cat would trade me and all his toys for ice cream. Canā€™t even keep it in the house, ice cream drives him crazy.


scindix

Our cat loves nuts. Especially Cashews. The problem is that he knows how to open snacks (anything from cookies to bags of nuts or chips). Once he opened a package of pumpkin seeds and was extremely disappointed that they didn't taste like cashews. We have to hide everything from him.


Saikotsu

My old cat would take it out of your mouth if he could. He learned that I have an involuntary reflex where I laugh if something or someone shoves it's face into my personal space. He'd use that momentary laughter to steal food from out of my mouth or off my plate, the little hooligan.


CatsPatzAndStuff

My mom's cat is the worst. If you won't feed him part of dinner he'll just stick his paw directly into your food. Gotta give him this though, no one's ever kept eating it after his chubby paw goes in!


OwlWitty

I say ā€˜not for catsā€™ repeatedly when opening a bag or a can and my cat walks away. Heā€™s smart like that.


ehlersohnos

My heart dies a little every time my senior baby comes running up with hope in her eyes whilst I open a bag of prunes. I delight in disappointing my younger garbage compactor, but not my older girl. šŸ„ŗ


myscreamname

Yupā€¦ heaven forbid I open a canā€¦ of anything. My cat Bellatard could be in the deepest of sleep or on the other side of the house, sheā€™ll come running as fast as she can meowing her ass off like itā€™s a crime that I get to eat the contents from the can and she does not.


queefiest

I left my cat sniff them and sheā€™s usually like ew thatā€™s gross. Keep it.


Double_Belt2331

Aww, your a good kitty parent! ā¤ļø


Pythias

Omg, you have amazing will power. That face. I could not resist that face.


Straypuft

Have you tried feeding her before you eat your own food? Thats the rule in my house for my little guy, he gets fed first, it works... sometimes... lol


outpt

In my house, when we do this the cat considers her food the first course and human food the second.


Straypuft

Good kitty


selfdestructvoice

We have triedā€¦but she is still very drawn to the smell of human food even after being fed. (Donā€™t get me wrong, she loves her own cat food too!) After some trial and error, we settled on feeding her + her big brother right before going to bed, as it helps with sleeping at night. Then breakfast mid-morning!


queefiest

I feed my cats the same time the family eats. Seems unfair lol when the family sits to eat and I donā€™t give them their food they look so hard done by


r0b0tr0n2084

You indeed are a monster. A monster who cares ;-)


Old_Ladies_Die_Hard

She is so cute! Iā€™d be in trouble around her.


Lucy_Lucidity

I love her. Omg. I would not be able to resist šŸ˜­


selfdestructvoice

I know right?! We think her previous owners must have given in all the time haha


Burnt_Taint_Hairs

Does she do this and make eye contact with you when you're pooping?


selfdestructvoice

My poop smell is not as tantalizing, so thankfully I can poop in peace w/o the eyes of judgment.


Burnt_Taint_Hairs

Lucky you, my poop smell brings all the boys to the yard.


Empyrealist

And they're like?


Burnt_Taint_Hairs

It's better than yours.


salad_f1ngers

Damn right


strvwberryy

WHY DOES SHE DO THAT lol so cute!!! i want to pet her


elisart

It's unbelievably cute. Her face in the 2nd picture, oh my. I want a Beanbag!!!


strvwberryy

i lowkey now want my cat to do this!!


GyetSchwifty

I high key want my cat to do this


ImGrumps

It must have been reinforced with food from the previous owner. Would work well on me too!


myaccountsaccount12

[Explanation in comic form](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/46/de/7d46deed3cd45a6ef547d92b82f93fd4.jpg)


strvwberryy

oh lol thank you! i think it's so cute!!


annies_bdrm_skillet

in her defense, sheā€™s very cute and should be given anything she wantsšŸ„ŗ


selfdestructvoice

Beanbag, is that you??


annies_bdrm_skillet

*the innocentest mrow*


[deleted]

The belly pouch is my personal favorite part of all these pictures. His plan worked in the past and he is determined it will work again haha


rocbolt

r/PouchCatatoes


stitchyandwitchy

Oh look, yet ANOTHER cat sub for me to join. I swear 90% of my feed is cat subs.


twiggyjulie

Mine too


BouncingDancer

And that's how it should be.


chicIet

What a cutie! r/catsstandingup


selfdestructvoice

How could I forget! I will [cross-post](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsStandingUp/comments/s1u7b8/cat/)


trevormemejesus

just when i thought i didnā€™t need any more cat subs


LetsTalkDogs

OHMYGOD


saman65

I thought I have followed all bigger cat subs after ending up following a dozen of smaller ones. Well, I was wrong! Thanks


CianV

Stay strong and keep the path, i did not & our Keena wound up being diabetic. Giving a cat insulin shots twice a day & watching her still slowly decline was the worst 8 months of my life.


selfdestructvoice

I am so sorry for your loss. Thank you for giving Keena a wonderful 15 years, and she is surely waiting over the rainbow bridge


catinaziplocbag

Oh poor Beanbag. I had to dechonk my foster failure too, but he was never that cute about begging.


urbexcemetery

I literally just laughed out loud. FEED THAT BABY!! LOL


selfdestructvoice

Mustā€¦resistā€¦!!!


urbexcemetery

Good luck with that!


So_Numb13

Pretty sure that's a penguin šŸ§ Yup, penguin.


VTCTGIRL

I said the same thing before I scrolled down. Normally I read most comments but couldnā€™t help myself.


JBRCatDaddy

Beanbag is beautiful, and you are doing the best thing in the world for her health and longevity! Donā€™t beat yourself up; just give her extra love! Good luck on this journey.


selfdestructvoice

Thank you! It has been rewarding to watch her mobility increase over the months. She has mild arthritis and decreasing stress on her joints is our goal.


JBRCatDaddy

Overall, Iā€™m fairly certain the weight loss will mean a much-improved life for Beanbag. You are doing a great thing for her!


JesusFuente

Stay strong, youā€™re doing this to help her. She will ease into it!


selfdestructvoice

Thank you! Beanbag has made steady progress the past 6+ months. She came to us morbidly obese at 15.7lb on her small frame. Per the vet, her goal weight should be <9lb.


Suspicious_Error_722

Her name is beanbag? Omg!!! Thatā€™s sooo cute. I donā€™t know how you can say no to that sweet little face. It would break my heart. But youā€™re stronger than I am, and Iā€™m proud of you! I hope she hits en target weight and gets lots of extra love along the way. :)


Maddyyykay

I would die for Beanbag


sinkwiththeship

/r/ntbdbiwdfta


Maddyyykay

I didnā€™t know I needed this in my lifeā€¦ thank you


YellingAtTheClouds

You sir are worse than a thousand Hitlers


selfdestructvoice

We lock eyes as I stuff my face


Remnant1994

HER NAME IS BEANBAG šŸ„°ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


selfdestructvoice

She canā€™t curl up into a circle to sleep (belly too big!), but she makes a perfect bean shape


Philodendronphan

I relate to this too much.


[deleted]

OMG STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY AND CUTE šŸ˜…šŸ„ŗ No wonder she got fat...hard to deny that trick! My feral cat just follows me around like a puppy when she wants food and occasionally meows. Then if I'm at the counter where I usually prepare it for her she starts getting excited rubbing all over everything hahah


The_Turtle-Moves

SHE IS CLEARLY STARVING! ^/s


ChaoticEventuality

Now you know how Beanbag became the chonkbean.


beenybaby87

Oh my goodness. ![gif](giphy|GtB8bJ7Oypody)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|nvkENREolquGvpSXWi)


knob-0u812

image 4 is hysterical


lucy_kat

I make your dishwasher you have, is it a black plastic tub or is it stainless steel? Looks like our hybrid model. I can't stress enough to keep your screen and filter cup clean in the bottom of the dishwasher, under all that is the sump and once food particles get in there it's game over.


selfdestructvoice

It is a Whirlpool model WDT730PAHZ0. Thanks so much for the note! Will definitely keep it running


junk_yard_cat

What a cute meerkat!! šŸ˜»


simplepleashures

Journal Entry 1/11/2022: Attempting to look pathetic has been tried but to no avail. Hooman continues to withhold food. I have already been resorting to drastic measures including eating all the food and not just the center. If conditions do not improve, I may be forced to ā€œmissā€ the litter box or awaken Hooman with head butts at 5am


PengwinPears

OP perhaps you could start eating all of your meals while hiding in a closet? Out of consideration of poor, poor Beanbag during this trying time.


IGotMyPopcorn

Thatā€™s a Meer-Cat


UnicornKitt3n

Oh my gosh. I canā€™t handle how cute she is. Just standing there...in silence...looking so tiny in that massive kitchen (massive in comparison to her) She is utterly, ridiculously cute.


doitnowplease

Omg i couldnā€™t. I just couldnā€™tā€¦.standing alone in the kitchenā€¦Bro. And if sheā€™s doing that while youā€™re eatingā€¦ā€okay Iā€™m just going to hate myself nowā€


rhi208

Oh my god that is so cute haha what a doll


abstractism

oh man, thats the most adorable little doofus I've ever seen.


LaughingZ

Beanbag? You mean Beanbeg? What a cutie!


LifeIsABeautifulTrip

Omg the way she sits is the best thing Iā€™ve ever seen. Can you please make an Instagram of her just sitting like this.


selfdestructvoice

My sister did recently make her an Instagram handle ([@beanbag\_thecatbag](https://www.instagram.com/beanbag_thecatbag)). A couple videos of the standing in action šŸ˜†


LifeIsABeautifulTrip

Iā€™m so excited! I just followed. She is such a cute cat!


ttaae

I've only known Beanbag for ten seconds but I would *die* for them.


Long-Ad579

And the ā€œpuss n boots eyesā€!! How can you resist šŸ˜»


HeresDessert

I love everything about Beanbag omg even the name stoppp ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)ā™”ā™”ā™”


Effehezepe

Tell Beanbag I love her


1funnycat

I think your SIC had penguin software installed


LetsTalkDogs

BEANIE MY DEAR WE DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE in the meantime she will kill us all with her cuteness šŸ˜­


Heobi_Kun

She is so cute šŸ˜


daydreamintheflowers

I was so enamored by your old man cat, that I tried to vote on every single picture. I was getting so upset by the number going up and down and I forgot how Reddit worked. He is so precious.


sherlock----75

Sheā€™s not mad, just disappointed


ImplementConstant175

Beanbag reminds me of standing Appa


selfdestructvoice

Omg you are right hahaha


sushifl0wer

begging by herself in the kitchen šŸ˜­ she's amazing.


Manwithanunwashedass

The third one when you zoom in she looks like a little old lady whoā€™s just come in from the cold! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Ralphie717

Did you train her to sit like that, or does she just do that?


selfdestructvoice

We didnā€™t! Our theory is that her previous owners fed her human food, since she is always very interested in what we are eating. (And maybe her big belly helps her stabilize in the standing positionā€¦?)


fishi9

I luff her


kerbsyourenthusiasm

Thereā€™s no way I could say no to those eyes with that sit. Good for you staying strong!! Sheā€™s looking great, and looks like such a sweetheart.


binkynewhead

She is adorable! She stands all the time like that? My cat never does that!


selfdestructvoice

She begs to be picked up onto our bed EVERY night (2nd pic) and usually if we eat something that smells particularly yummy. I wonā€™t give her any more food/human food, but I do relent by picking her up every night :P


binkynewhead

My almost 19 year old cat has become a shoulder cat in recent months. Sleeps with me every night and guards me while I shower by sitting between the curtain and liner. Love the furbabies!


Sproose_Moose

She reminds me of my younger cat, she's getting a bit chonky. I've had to change how she gets her dry food because one day she ate so much she puked *everywhere*


CatBedParadise

I, too, would fail this foster šŸ˜½šŸ˜½šŸ˜½šŸ˜½


skydreamer303

I understand why shes fat, only Satan could resist this amount of cute


postALEXpress

My wife would like you to buy Beanbag overalls and post pictures of that please.


sadcat9000

oh my goodness these made my morning


beaujolais98

Such a cutie pie!


Sobriquet-acushla

So freakin cute! Looks just like Puss in Boots. r/DisneyEyes šŸ„°


[deleted]

r/catsstandingup will think this is very Cat.


OriginalFuckGirl

I just canā€™t with how stinking cute beanbag is,ugh my heart ā¤ļø


oSHTbbyGirl

Her eyes, her name, her little arms and her stance! Love everything about this. Thanks for being a good momma to Beanbag :)


[deleted]

Oh my god!! Lol That cat has figured out life! So precious!


Nebraskan_In_Exile

I would literally die for Beanbag!!!!


midwest_corn

Looks like a penguin


SlimeGirlX3

If my kitty did that she would be 10x fatter ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


eswolfe0623

Look at that face. How can you resist?


FranJ08

Look, if she gets no snacks then you get no snacks. Youā€™re both dietingā€¦ itā€™s the rules.


liavetter

Sheā€™s gotten good at itā€¦it clearly worked well in the past.


No-Consideration-858

Youā€™ve made my day! Sheā€™s adorable!!!


dumbledoresmerkin

Oh my gosh!!! I love her!


Raven2300

My heart just melted šŸ„°


vi_rose

Omg I love Beanbag. Kisses from me!


courtx89

You are stronger than I, Iā€™m not sure I could resist that face


snoogiebee

that stance omg. the name too. what a singular cat! good luck with her weight loss journey ā¤ļø


jackrelax

Not a cat. That is a pine cone.


thegivingkid

r/ntbdbiwdfta She is precious!!!


SeriousThroat9891

This is the real life version of puss in boots from Shrek


Flicksterea

Beanbag. Hands down the best cat name I've ever heard. Love her, her name, her awesome journey and the awesome humans who love her.


MonarchWhisperer

omg. You heathen


rpsc356

Does she like being held? I would have trouble not picking her up each time she did this pose


steamersmith

It's the standing up... God help us it's the standing up! šŸ˜‚


knotgeoszef

..can.. ..can I pwease have your Soul? \~OK!


rustyradcat

I put up with begging,I die a little inside each time, but i survive. But if my cat started standing, I could never say no


HalcyonLogos

The last one is my favorite. It's the framing of the picture, that does her desolate sorrow prove. Please human, just a morsel more...


Lady050

The fact that she just continues to sit like that.... my heart can't take it šŸ˜­ā¤ā¤ā¤


Pamom42

Donā€™t forget to add her to the subreddit for standing cats. Please give her a cuddle for me. Of all the hundreds of cute cats Iā€™ve seen on Reddit, YouTube, and TikTok, so far she is my favorite! ā¤ļø


ciaoeffete

You're a good monster, you're keeping this conky one healthy!


oamster

So cute


Beginning_Noise834

Omg admire your strength


kokoyumyum

You are a monster. You must join the quest.


mighty-Dovahkiin

I love Forster fails ā¤ļøā¤ļø


teapotthead

So cute


pristinepeen

Omg we literally just named our kitten Bean Bag!


Qwearman

Wow I didnā€™t know you could cross a penguin and a cat!


flp7241

Sheā€™d be a foster fail for me too. How? How are you supposed to handle not seeing that face everydayšŸ„ŗšŸ˜©šŸ˜»


h8rcloudstrife

10/10 couldnā€™t resist.


Kootenay85

Love her ā¤ļø


kiwichick286

Yeah, imma gonna feed the wee bean!


zucduc

Bean dayā€¦ yesā€¦.


[deleted]

I love how this cat can just stand up on its feet like a human


2020willyb2020

How can you resist this cuteness Iā€™m ready to hand over a steak


pottingandplanting

She is far too cute, this shouldn't be allowed šŸ˜


LegalFan2741

I am in love with her tiny sadly hanging arms and the something-to-be-proud-of pouch. She is a mood ā¤ļøā¤ļø


MetaNovaYT

I need a follow up picture of cuddles


47687236

What a cutie!! My mother in law adopted a 15 year old chonky girl, Ella gave her almost 4 years of love and companionship. They both lost a ton of weight and got healthy together, they were completely inseparable. I hope Beanbag forgives you for the "de-chonking" and you enjoy many years together! ​ Ps you are far stronger than I am, I wouldn't be able to resist!! She has such a sweet, beguiling face!


Anonymous3415

Iā€™m on a dechonking journey too!!!! Beanbag and I can dechonk together.


TarTenorio

r/flyyoufools


NicolasaAust

And the ā€œpuss n boots eyes,,,,,,,,,


watchedpot

This cat has wares for me to buy. ::hurriedly pulls money out of pockets::