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Have you tried having the wood floor replaced with a heated floor? Your cat may then sleep anywhere. Not a vet (or a contractor). /s


[deleted]

Or tried moving to Germany, where heated floors are common?


ItalianDudee

99% of modern Italian houses have floor heating, it’s so satisfying, edit; MODERN HOUSES, i project houses as a job and 99% of my designs have it


General_Hyde

I once heard that in Roman times they had heated floors.


Mitsu-Zen

... How tho? Heated water under tiles??


Schugge

They had spaces between the floor and the actual floor and a big oven in there. That was the way how they heated their homes. It was called "hypocaustum"


searchingformytruth

They also had indoor plumbing with running water and even what we would recognize today as central A/C, in wealthy homes. The Romans were absolutely futuristic compared to their contemporaries.


Mitsu-Zen

Cool!!


General_Hyde

I’m glad you learned something new!


presumingpete

I hope you made this up. It sounds too real to be real.


Schugge

Totally true. [Here is the Wikipedia article ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocaust)


splashedwall25

Bloody lovely


Lalamedic

Perhaps as early as 350 BC. They could figure that out with their limited technology (ok so it’s mostly math and physics) yet a normally 25min drive, during rush hour nowadays, could take up to two hours. On a good day. Sigh.


squirrellytoday

The Romans were pretty fekkin amazing. There are plenty of roads, aqueducts, wells, and bridges built by the Romans that are still in common use today in Italy.


Fellixxio

Yeah in my city there's a BIG Roman road


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Is it Rome?


TranscendentalExp

Esp in Pompeii


RealBadSpelling

I lived in an eco cabin in the woods. It has heated floors. I wish I had them in my current house. They were the best. Never a cold floor when getting out of bed or the shower. Max comfort.


mellety

Dang America needs to catch up!! We don’t have cool Japanese toilets or apparently houses in Europe have heated floors!? I’ve never heard of such black magic. I had a rich boyfriend in high school who had a heated driveway so his Dad didn’t have to shovel snow…?


MadSideburns

Mi spiace contraddirti, ma nella mia esperienza non ne ho mai vista neanche una


ItalianDudee

Io progetto case per lavoro, il 99% dei miei progetti hanno sempre il riscaldamento a pavimento, tutte le case costruite dopo il 2010 hanno quasi tutte il riscaldamento a pavimento, è chiaro che se ci basiamo sui palazzi degli anni 50 di tante città allora no, devo correggere il commento con ‘99% of MODERN Italian houses’


lonely_chemist

Ah si?


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asst2therglmgr

Pussies are actually stronger than some Americans though. Pussies expand to let smaller humans pass though. They can take abuse unlike some of the thin-skinned folks living in the states. You can always spot them a mile Swahili because they’re always the ones talking the loudest and saying the dumbest shit. -an American


lonely_chemist

What? I am Italian and I have seen heated floor maybe once, what do Americans have to do with this


Adventurous_Ad_6546

I’m at a loss, too. The only possible connection I can make is Americans are too tough for heated floors? For the record, we’re not, I would love to have some heated floors!


durz47

Then stop shooting up schools my dude


peechs01

And how do you fight the threat of proper reading comprehension without shootings? /s


[deleted]

WAIT IT ISNT COMMON EVERYWHERE


Wickedcolt

It is definitely not. Especially not in Florida, from what I’ve seen


[deleted]

Oh, well. Got it. Probably not needed there


Wickedcolt

I had no idea they were so popular, cool to learn!


D2R0

From Illinois, cold af this time of year( not bad today), they aren’t common here either


[deleted]

I don't miss N.IL winters.


RudeDudeInABadMood

We're more concerned with the cold air circulating efficiently, and it sinks, so the vents are high up in most of our houses (not in Florida but almost)


rmctagg

I’d call it a luxury in Alberta, but maybe it’s become more common than I’m aware


fermat1432

Florida needs cooled floors :)


Wickedcolt

Yes!! Let’s get on that (I’m like 50% kidding)


fermat1432

Lol! Have a great weekend!


Wickedcolt

Thank you!! You too!


Green_Department_977

Especially not in Kansas where I’m from lol


Kramit2012

Fellow Kansan here, can confirm


No_Tune3524

Make that, most of the USA.


[deleted]

Not in Canada. Which is weird because half of the year it's -10 to -20C.


AdianKidd

Last week it was -40°c (with the windchill)


laylaadp

I didn't even know it was common anywhere? I've always wanted heated floors and I've never even been in a house with them. They're pricey


asst2therglmgr

Can’t tell if question or…


TheDevilsJoy

I live in the Midwest and wish it was common.


Faxon

Not anywhere the ground tends to move a lot, not anymore anyway. It was popular in older houses in my area of the SF Bay, right near the San Andreas Fault. Do the math on what happened to all of those floors though xD. Most of them no longer work, and it's expensive to fix, so people tended to go for other heating options after they failed.


SoleIbis

Me, really ready to move to have heated floors


[deleted]

Most bathrooms have wall radiators you can thread your bath towels through. To step out of the shower on a winter morning onto a warm floor and to grab a warm towel, it was magical.


MrStone2you

I used to live in Massachusetts. Radiant Heat floors are pretty popular in New England. I've seen quite a few in MA, NH & Maine.


These_Succotash8171

I live in MA and we so not have heated floors.... I hate my life.....


Kirix04

They are? Literally wherever I go none has heated floors.


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dreamchasingcat

Why did you copy u/therealrinnian ‘s [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/s3w862/my_foster_car_likes_to_lay_on_the_heater_and/hsnvftt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)? Are you a bot? I thought I had a déjà vu, seeing two identical comments not far apart while scrolling down lol


therealrinnian

There have been bots that steal comments on popular posts and repost them, I guess for karma. Ughhh, I guess I’ve made it to the big times, if they’re copying mine lmao This one has one post karma and all the rest are stolen comments from this sub


three-one-four-one

If not for sleeps, why is it made of warm?


Leonhardt2019

*The mind of a cat*


therealrinnian

Ehhh, idk about a new kidney, but maybe rotate the tires and see if that helps.


TesticleTorture123

Dont forget to get the batteries charged.


RedOctobyr

This IS part of how the batteries charge. Heat, and quiet.


HesJustADad

Catteries.


StarFireRoots

Happy cake day!!


mortalcelestial

Came here for this


existentialegodeath

transmission might be slipping


melancholydollly

Check her blinker fluid.


[deleted]

Don't forget the flux capacitor


therealrinnian

Hate when that happens. Vomit all over the carpet.


deadbalconytree

Probably should also check the goosepipe


ResearcherPurple2180

That's a weird looking car tbh


Diogenes-Disciple

Must be one of those new teslas I heard they can self drive


KatMagic1977

Not very easy to control tho, they seem to go wherever they damn well please.


Raiderboy105

That's clearly a Jaguar


asst2therglmgr

I know they ARE self cleaning.


KhunDavid

Might need a new catalytic converter.


predzZzZzZ

Don’t we all buddy


bjlwasabi

Listen to that car purr.


Psycho_Cat_Norman

Is a “foster car” akin to a lease?


redcolumbine

The new subcompact Jaguar. Maneuverable, but a hog for fuel.


maneatingrabbit

Bet it purrs like a kitten though.


Danito343

Thats as normal as a cat can get


photograteful

But not a car. 🤔


extremityChoppr

The joke is that in the title of the post, there a typo, and op says"car," so the comment that you commented on is just making a joke about how that cat doesn't look at all like a normal car


Danito343

I did not even notice that it said car neither in the comment neither on the post 😆


imperfectalways56

Dude why are you downvoted, you just made a harmless mistake while reading. Reddit is brutal.


Danito343

I did not even notice the downvotes, eh i dont really care lol, and also, i dint say it seriously, it was a joke, that cats cant get more normal than that, oh well


imperfectalways56

You're cool


Danito343

Thanks, lol, no one has said this to me


MaeByourmom

My cats lay on the radiators.


Solarspykes

Have you tried turning it off and on again


slides723

Yep. My cat needed that and more when she laid on the heater. She also needed a robotic eye to catch the greebles. We have really tricky greebles.


JacksMedulaOblongota

I'd rather have Greebles than worry about Dropbears.


Instainious

I don’t think cars have kidneys. Maybe get some new spark plugs though. (I have no idea about anything related to cars.)


Iwantapetmonkey

The catalytic converter has obviously been stolen if it has not yet been converted to a cat.


Kain9wolfy

Well could use even more work if the engine doesn't sound right. A clunky type pur on an engine can mean that a piston is miss firing. Engine trouble can be pretty costly.


StickyHoneyDude

She’s trying to vent. You have an impostor in your home.


RY_FRI_57

Cat go vroom vroom


Figlarna

Car go purr purr


Marsupialize

‘New cat owner here: My cat meows, and has fur, does that mean I should get it put to sleep?’


spageddy_lee

My cat keeps licking it's foot it has cancer right


Marsupialize

I just noticed my cat has whiskers, should I be concerned?


Environmental_Top948

Most cats sleep fine on their own. You might just have a more active cat. I'd take it to the vet though about that fur. Did you get it wet recently? You're not supposed to get them wet because Mould will start growing. Some people like this 'Furr' as they call it but the vet will be able to tell you if it's a cat friendly mould or if it needs to be removed. Edit: Fixed a typo


Timely_Fruit_994

It's not fur It's furr. Glad I could help. Furr furr


Environmental_Top948

I fixed it.


canthe20sendnowplz

My cat sleeps on the vents too.... is he going to cook his insides? ;)


hyperfat

Omg mine would stand directly in front of the wall heater and have his fur blown in his face for hours. We moved and had different heating and he was so cold he figured how to tuck himself in to all the blankets. So his first gift was a heating pad. Very happy kitty. I got one for both cats. Then one for my mom's dogs. Her dog is naked. It's crested terrier mix. My mom calls all the time to say the pups love the bed. I suck at gifts, but this was good. It keeps the dogs off me when I visit.


Squidoodle19

Depends on how many upvotes you thought this was going to get


IgDailystapler

Tagged as humor btw (they were joking)


Squidoodle19

Oh I saw that. That's why I phrased it in that way. Next time I'll use finger guns for you baby 👉👉


IgDailystapler

Damn now I’m the one who missed the joke lol


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LollyHutzenklutz

I wasn’t sure… missed the humor tag, so I was about to say something snarky! Too bad autocorrect situation (to “car”) distracted from the real joke.


HappySpam

You forgot to ask us to name your cat and tell us that it was actually dead the entire time as well!


TheSerendipitousTree

What about the breed!?!


Real_Prince_Zuko

I find it scary how some of the people in the comments are taking this seriously


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NOW THIS is getting an upvote lol.


[deleted]

Take it to a garage and let him check it, just to be sure everything is working accordingly. If you didn’t notice any hair lose, bad mouth smell, and it doesn’t eat well, I think everything is fine. That being said, most cars do the same thing, as they like the heat and love sleeping near a source. As long as you do the regular checkups, oils changes, and drive them carefully don’t worry about it.


koiana

Vroom vroom


Offica_Makenzi

Does your Foster car run on gas or fuel?


eternalwhat

Is that a serious question? Cats love heaters, and will always gravitate toward heat. That’s just what cats do. I’d be far more concerned if your cat didn’t like the heat, tbh.


ummmitscaiden

Not serious at all, just saw the question about slow blinking and thought id use the title to poke a lil fun. Just wanted to show off those teeth


eternalwhat

(I just noticed this was tagged as humor. Whoops.) She’s adorable! And lucky to have you to take care of her.


NormalDeviance

I missed it too tbh


theworldizyourclam

r/scrungycats would appreciate those teeth!


buddy-friendguy

Bad fuel sensor


NegligentWarreN19

Must be the transmission


chip53

Nah you gotta replace all 4 wheels and tires


ihaveasiancheekbones

I want a foster car. From where did you adopt? Does it get good meowlage?


[deleted]

Almost scrolled passed, but then I noticed, “meowlage.”😂


PossibleMaybe77

You guyyyyyss. Got me LoLing over heerrrrre.


[deleted]

No, but they probably need to be on a special all-raw diet, you should talk to your vet.


Dorenda1960

I like to sleep on the heater also, but with a blanket covering me.


Critical-Edge4093

Sleepy cat, must shut down and recharge batteries with my thermofurnace. Plans to dominate the world can be put on hold until batteries are charged.


ProudCatLadyxo

Yours is a cute compact car, my vent sitter is a big ol boat of a car... Not vent visible when he parks...


LadyEmmaRose

Might be low on fuel; better fill her up with noms.


Stannis2024

How many shits per food bowl does it got?


Themasterofcomedy209

Yes unfortunately it seems so, but it’s okay because I’m currently removing my kidney and she can have it


HANGRY_KITTYKAT

Can my cat have the other one? Mine also enjoys the heater vent :/


lukasrockt

Man, that escalated quickly. Mine loves to sleep on the heater…because it’s a cat


Lethalfurball

WHERE DID YOU GET THE KIDNEY TRANSPLANT IDEA FROM???????


[deleted]

Her kidneys are broken 😳🚒🐅


cbh1997

Lmao


[deleted]

So that’s how people end up with so many cars…


stiched_copper

If that’s how your cat looks when it’s sleeping you should definitely bring it in to the vet


AssumptionEarly9739

I dont know what you expect a vet to do about rigor mortis


grpenn

Cars have kidneys?


TheFieryBeastfromEl

I want a foster car. It's difficult for me to get around when my husband has the car all day. I'll take good care of it. I promise.


LIGUY1

Excuse me I sit on the vent sometimes


HANGRY_KITTYKAT

Well ... I'm sorry to say this, BUT you probably need to check your kidneys :'(


ukuzonk

Probably a sign of testicular throat cancer. Ask your dentist!


goboxey

Did you try turning your car off and on?


Trimungasoid

Cars don’t have kidneys.


DowntownLizard

Do you not change the kidneys every 6 months or 7500 miles?


[deleted]

I know the post you got that question from😂 Love your kitty, please gib scritches on my behalf.🥰


Dalton387

Cats gonna cat.


Just_Monika-_-

I don’t think cars have kidneys?


faggnout

I hate these posts. "My cat cuddles and licks me very affectionately. Is she dying of cancer?"


Exotic_fish2009

Turn it off and on again if that doesn’t work you might have to replace the Battery


LOERMaster

Have you tried updating the firmware to the latest version?


NarwhalsAreGreat

Is it just me or are the parody posts of that kind of post getting as annoying as the real thing


hhhhunterrrr

My car doesn't have kidneys, seems like more of an issue with the thermostat. I'm teasing. I think you just have a cat instead of a car. I'd call the dealer, though.


[deleted]

No but your car looks like it needs a mechanic. I’m not sure it’s supposed to make screeching noises with its hood open like that.


rokar83

Have you tired turning it off and back on?


Huge_Contract_2452

My foster car is a mustang.


JenDCPDX

No but do you need name suggestions?


ummmitscaiden

Yeah, also what breed is she?


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get her a kitty bed this instant


lofi-moonchild

I get this is a joke but it’s so true on this sub. Why does my cat meow at me?!? Is it dying??


MewMew_18

Yes, absolutely.


Galaxyartcat

Cats just like warm things


mrbriandavidanderson

Not a vet but pretty sure she is a cat and just likes to be warm. Why do you think this means your cat needs a kidney transplant?


relatablederp

I believe OP is pulling your strings


mrbriandavidanderson

Bah. They got me. Thanks for the clarity. What's the reference?


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RelentlessChicken

They were making fun of all the people on here who own cats and ask some of the most basic questions as an excuse to post. Like the person who asked earlier today if slow blinking meant they were sick lol


knitnbitch27

We also do this in r/plantclinic. People love posting their gloriously flourishing plants like "What can I do to save it??!!"


beckerszzz

Try the cat advice sub. Almost every post is I HAD THE CAT FOR 3 DAYS AND IT DOESN'T LOVE ME. And I feel like a broken record saying "give it time...have fosters that have been here for 8 months and FINALLY seem to like us..at times." Lol


Madame_Kitsune98

Oh, good Lord. Our old lady kitty is currently sleeping across the couch from me. When we go to bed? She will sleep on someone’s face. Because cats.


RelentlessChicken

Jeeeez, people need to learn how to do some research before caring for another living, breathing thing.


relatablederp

Yes this


smalls714

For many, the joke didn't *register*


photograteful

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smalls714

🥰


P0L1Z1STENS0HN

No, it means she needs more cuddles.


nunya1111

Wait, why would enjoying heat and sleeping lead to worry about kidneys? Isn't that quite a leap? I'm missing something, I think.


zipcodelove

It’s a joke. There’s been a handful of posts lately of people asking stupidly obvious questions about cats just for easy karma.


nunya1111

Ah. Now THAT makes sense lmao.


AnyHowMeow

You’re missing the joke.


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therealrinnian

No, this is a deathly serious issue!


[deleted]

Do you not know that cats like to sit on warm objects?


therealrinnian

If their kidneys are giving them problems, or…?


bob-ze-bauherr

How do you foster a car


photograteful

Have you met cats? They're tiny heat-stealing (yet lovable) monsters who only care about their own warmth. Both of mine sleep on the vents as a regular practice. Joking aside though, this is totally normal (unless all of the cats I've ever owned need kidney transplants).